https://youtu.be/dB_IG4dpKYE
Why does he still feel insecure that he needs to push his hands into his arms to make his biceps pop?
Why doesn't he change his own oil wtf
I'm 28 and can do it, was taught
Do millenials not get taught shit?
>>69681240
Op wishing he wasn't a fat sperglord
To be a cuck op requires one to have human contact
>>69681397
They can't change a tire, you want them lifting the hood to look for a filter?
>>69681397
I change my oil too anon but that's because it gives me something to do. It's only like $20 at most places to get an oil change and the usually hit up a few other bits too. Just depends on if you feel like taking the time out of your day.
>>69681240
nobody cares about women soccer and nobody should.
they shouldn't get paid at all.
>>69681397
>why doesn't he change his own oil
>why doesn't he mow his own lawn
>why doesn't he brush his own toilet bowl
cus he ain't a broke ass nigga mufugga. Sage Northcutt got dat big dick money
>>69681444
and millenials make up 95% of world's population, we're fuckt.
>>69681240
>Be female football players
>Train against boys from secondary
>Lose every match
>No one watches our match
>Waaaaah why aren't we paid the same as male footballers who are actually good at the sport
>Sue
Why are women such babies?
>>69681397
I can change my own oil as well, but for the price difference of about 10 dollars it worth my time to have someone else do it. I take my suburban in for basic stuff like this, but on my older vehicles I will enjoy the tinkering aspect of it.
But to answer your question, no millenials are largely useless. They think they are smart/wise because they can google anything at anytime with a smartphone, but basic understanding of anything real is beyond most of them. Its a scary thought that many basic skills will become skills of "geniuses" in the next few years.
>>69681397
>>69681444
I always take the car to the shop to do these things because I'm too lazy to do it myself
>>69681320
Because that's what gets the bitches wet fampai
>>69681397
>Do millenials not get taught shit?
Millennials got full access to the internet and you can literally find step by step instruction on all these things on the internet. I didn't know jack shit about carburetors but but i knew which end did what on a screwdriver and i knew how to do a google search so i could easily fix it myself.
There is literally games that teach you the basics.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/320300/
The only viable excuse for not doing shit yourself is if you earn enough at work so that you actually go plus if you pay a mechanic to do it.
>ever letting someone else touch your car
>>69681765
>Its a scary thought that many basic skills will become skills of "geniuses" in the next few years.
That's exactly what your economy needs 2bh. If you can't make everyone an engineer/scientist/doctor etc. then take away their basic skills and suddenly there's lots of job openings for menial shit like changing oil. Pretty soon wiping ass is going to be a career.
>>69681397
he makes 80k a fight dumbass, nigga got money
>>69682057
So he can basically pay some one to change his oil and then spend the time it takes to wait to do a retarded blog post and get 100x the money in adds.
Then there is nothing wrong with it. Why would he do it himself?
>>69681397
Because he probably got 2 years of Toyota Care when he bought his Tundra, as did I.
t. Tundra owner
>>69681732
They're actually pretty good considering that they're women and they do well internationally.
But that's like saying that a Special Olympics gold medalist is pretty good for a paraplegic.
>But they're WORLD CHAMPIONS!
>This is an OUTRAGE!
Yes but they're WORLD CHAMPIONS of a competition in which the majority of participants aren't even professional players.
So it's not the same is it, dipshits?
>now that we've established that we don't know what we're talking about, let's go on to complain about it for 15 minutes
We need to clone Sage for the future of the White Man.
>>69682164
people look for shit to bitch about lad. sage is 19 and makes more money in 15 minutes than we all make in a year. he's got his shit together the piece of shit
>>69681397
That's for labourers. These hands touch nothing but bills and bitches friend.
>>69682355
cenk had good arguments here tbf, that spic lady is a fucking airhead
>>69682361
he should be /pol/'s husbando tbch
bloodsports should be illegal.
>>69681397
Nah we don't
>>69682538
>t. pussy
sage is ma boy
ITT
>>69681397
yea, while you were taught how to change oil, he was taught to fight and being a boss
>>69681397
>28
you're a millennial too, congrats
>>69681397
Where I live it's literally cheaper to just have someone else do your oil, fluids, and wash your car than to do it yourself and dispose of the oil. It's like $20 to get the mechanic to do it and it's like $20 to just legally dispose of the oil
>blah blah blah but when you look into the figures that may not be the case
>proceeds to not list any figures
fuck the young turds
>>69682594
>ywn see real gladiator matches in your lifetime
>>69682594
this to be honest
i almost wish we could bring back duels to the death
>>69681240
THEY GET PAID LESS BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT FEMALE FOOTBALL
>>69682860
mein neger
>>69682594
This goddamn fight was amazing. Top 5 ever for sure.
>play at a high school level
>whine that you don't make as much as world class athletes
>sue for dem gimmedats
Why are women such niggers?
Sounds legit to me. Why shouldnt female soccer players be allowed to sue for higher pay? The courts will decide.
>>69681240
What a fucking morons.
It's like making a play in the theatre, there were 1000 people watching play A
and 5 people watching play B
And now people who played in play B expect that they should be paid as much as the people form play A for some reason.
Football players (yeah, football not soccer fuck off) are paid that much not because they are playing but because of people watching them play...
Do they think people are making million dollars organisations and buying players for millions ONLY so "they can win" and for the "world champion title"?
OF COURSE NOT.YOU MORONS
IF they win they will go higher in the leaderboard more people will know them and more people will watch them therefore more people will buy tickets to their matches and more people will see ads from their sponsors on the TV.
And now compare how many people watch female football and male football.
Actually the funniest part is that there is no male football, it's just that females are SO BAD IN IT, they can't ever play in any half decent team and therefore they need their own league to feel good.
>>69683350
I imagine that in America the situation might be a bit different. Since the female team are world champions and the male teams are a bunch of nobodies.
>>69681240
Then they should just get rid of both women's and men's teams all together and just have one team with men and women. Let women enjoy the equality of having to compete to get on the team with men. That is true equality in the end segregation.
Problem solved.
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=YkrVBOA7Cc0
>>69683350
female american soccer team makes more than the men though
I like TYT because the massive amount of dislikes they get on most of their videos makes me think there is still hope for a portion of the liberal base.
You guys remember the dreadlock stoner being attacked by the sheboon for le cultural appropriation? Guess which side they unironically took on that issue.
>>69683622
Fucking retarded. Women dont have the same physical capabilites as men, you fucking fedora tipping edgelord.
>>69683597
I've heard several times that "top female football teams" lost to some 100% male high school teams, not sure how true it is tho.
>>69681240
At least he isn't driving a ford
>t. Silverado mustard rice
>>69683597
Nope. Soccer is only barely more talked about than golf here in the states. If you mentioned any footballer other than Beckham or Ronaldo to someone here they'd just give you a blank look.
>>69683900
Even if that was true, it doesnt have anything to do with the issue at hand.
>>69681397
Sure I can
but it's 15 bucks for someone else to do it on my way home from work. Why is it such a big deal that I pay someone to do it?
>>69681240
At this point whenever i see a young turkadurka thread i just dislike the vid and move on.
>>69681320
Making fun of Guile's son, fuck off.
Guys side side side action is Bindi Irwin.
>>69681945
>Pretty soon wiping ass is going to be a career.
It already is. They're called nurses aids
>>69683622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkrVBOA7Cc0
>>69682361
Is he wearing a cup or are his balls fucking massive
>>69683900
https://twitter.com/ShannonBoxx7/status/194611706641661952
Basically our women's national team scrimmaged our U-17 men's team and lost 8-2.
>having someone change his oil
>driving a Toyota truck
>>69684252
The lads must have felt sorry for them and let in the goals
>>69683988
Yeah its a niche sport there. Still, according to the video players on the male national team make more than twice the salary than female players make, despite bringing in less revenue. The female players are well within their rights to sue for more.
Besides that 70 000(the averge male salary income according to the OP) is a pittance for pro athletes. The 30 k that female players are paid isnt even enough to quit your day job. Its not like they are fighting over millions.
>>69681397
my dad was based and made me learn how to do that, how to change a tire, and how to plot a course across three states with a street map, before he let me drive. he also made me drive stick for my first car.
>>69684213
It's a cup. I'd wear a heavy duty mother fucker into the ring too. Getting proper kicked to the thigh hurts like a bitch, imagine that same blow to your balls.
>>69684213
cup for sure, but he might still have a huge dingus
>>69684252
>want to be paid the same as male counter parts
>high school boys are not being paid at all
>can't even beat high school boys
High school athletics making 5 figures when?
>>69681397
I'm 22, changed tires before, but never changed oil.
>>69683810
that's kind of the point...
>>69684470
>despite bringing in less revenue
Those numbers are just the projected numbers IIRC.
The USMNT has routinely brought in millions more than the women's team for years now and I don't see why that would suddenly change this year.
>>69684871
No female only league => no female pro athletes
Why not remove the youth leagues as well while youre at it? Same difference.
>>69681397
its the same price to have them do it by me, sometimes cheaper since firestone has coupons. cause they buy the oil in 55 gallon drums so they get it cheaper. I just put a 4 barrel manifold on my truck but im going to bring it somewhere to get the oil changed.
>>69681397
Apparently oil changes done at home are one of the most common ways to die at home because the jacks people have at home are shitty and prone to failure. It's like $20 to get your shit done at a garage, but there will always be a machismo autist like you who thinks changing oil makes him a Chad.
>>69685069
Jeez, thats quite a bit of conflicting information. So they may, or may not deserve higher pay. Surely the courts will give a fair judgement. Thats their job after all.
>>69681397
Why doesn't he fuck his bitch
>cucked
>>69682361
Sage is really something.
The only reason our women's team is better than our men's is because of title 9. If you are remotely good schools will throw money at you trying to offset their football teams expenses. Men's NCAA soccer is nonexistent as well as many other sports because of t9 and just how much money ncaa football uses/makes
>>69682361
that little fucker just defied physics
>>69684077
Can you imagine banging all four of them wearing an American flag as a cape?
>>69685386
To put things in perspective it'd be something like a 300% increase in revenue for the USWNT compared to previous years if the projected numbers are correct.
>>69686474
Didn't they win a world cup in the past year?
I'm a millenial. I have a license but I don't own a car to save money. I have no idea how to change oil but I have set a spare tire that is easy.
>>69686630
Yeah, but soccer and womens' sports are really unpopular here.
Combine the two and, well...
I knew this guy looked familiar! He went to school with me at Seven Lakes!
Too bad we weren't close friends. I only remember a couple instances of talking to him
1: During Spanish class he refused to arm wrestle because it proved nothing and he has scene people get hurt badly from it.
2: One time one of my "distant" friends was mock bullying me (he was Mexican) and Sage pounced asking if I knew the guy. I said yeah and he said, ok.
Then on the topic of Muslims (back in 2010 I think?) he said we need to do something about them or something like that, my memory's bad.
All around cool guy, I think he was a hardcore Christian of some sort?
>>69687113
They'd still get a piece from broadcast in other territories though wouldn't they? I think the final had hundreds of millions of viewers.
>>69681240
He needs to stop skipping leg day
>>69681240
>Cenk
>"No American should get a bonus when they lose"
>Openly supports and donates to Sanders
>>69687340
No clue. Their 2014 numbers were certainly higher than usual so I'd guess so, but they still didn't bring in that much compared to the losing USMNT.
I honestly don't know why they think they're suddenly going to be generating more revenue than the men this year.
>>69687763
No doubt some feminist bullshit math.
>>69682509
Did you forget his job is to touch sweaty men with his hands?
>>69681240
>WE WON THINGS
>We still have fewer viewers
>WE WANT EQUAL PAY
What the fuck
>>69687718
You think losers should get bonuses?
>>69681397
Because live in an apartment. Have all the ramps, tools, oil filters and washers, even my preferred synthetic oil. Still bring it to the shop because don't want to have to deal with the waste oil.
>>69681240
>trusting someone else with your vehicle maintenance
>>69681783
you probably let other men fuck your wife too
>>69681397
>driving
>2016
>>69681841
Some people don't have Internet access.
>>69681444
>lifting the hood for an oil filter
u wot?
>>69681240
>the women world cup was in 2015, how much more money men made in 2014?
>they signed the contracts, nobody forced them to sign it, why not negotiate better wages?
So they mention that the woman's team actually brings in more revenue, why shouldn't the women's team get a higher salary?
>>69681397
>no dad
>taught myself with youtube
:(
single mothers suck
>>69690120
Did they not enter a contract?
>>69689380
Millenials can't live without the internet. And even if they didn't have it, public libraries are a thing.
>>69690120
>So they mention that the woman's team actually brings in more revenue, why shouldn't the women's team get a higher salary?
>the woman's team actually brings in more revenue
Because that's bullshit.
They're basing this all off of a projection for the year of 2016 that doesn't jive with the fact that the men's team has historically earned millions more in revenue compared to the women's team every year, even including 2014 when the women's team won.
>>69681240
>tfw 34, do concrete work
>see spergs with full beards and tat sleeves in fucking skinny jeans everywhere
>can't change their own oil
>can't change a tire
>hands softer than most women
>clueless when it comes to tools that aren't cocks
>have probably never done a days labor in their lives
>desperately trying to convince women they are """manly"""
20-29 aged pussy has never been so easy to get.
>>69681240
>>69681530
I can't wait for WNBA players to try this.
>Female basketball players sue NBA because males earn 800% more
>NBA responds by shutting down WNBA
>Women in pic go back to life of working at mcdonalds
>Some greedy Jew finds a way to go after the NBA for shutting down the WNBA instead of paying women equal.
>Female players win 10B lawsuit
>NBA goes bankrupt and basketball American's are on the streets
>Female players don't get 1 cent of that 10B, because greedy Jew gets 99.9% of it.
>>69682308
>toyota trucks
Disgusting
>>69691292
>implying the nba isnt the one who does the shutting down
they knew what they were doing when they made the head of the nba a jew lawyer
>>69681240
>Folds arms
>Pushes out biceps to look stronger
Oldest trick in the book.
