It's happening, the end of times are near.
thousands of bee attack muslims in Arizona, clearly an act of GOD.
BASED BEES
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http://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/central-phoenix/fire-crews-treating-multiple-people-attacked-by-bees
>Isa. 7:17 The LORD will bring on you and on your people and on the house of your father a time unlike any since Ephraim broke away from Judah --he will bring the king of Assyria." 18In that day the LORD will whistle for flies from the distant streams of Egypt and for bees from the land of Assyria. 19They will all come and settle in the steep ravines and in the crevices in the rocks, on all the thornbushes and at all the water holes.
>bees from Assyria
HOLY FUCK ASSAD CONFIRMED AGAINST ISIS SUPPORTERS IN US SOIL
Alright /pol/ , which one of you did this magnificent job?
>>69679734
#notallbees
>>69679734
BAN ISLAMAPHOBIC BEES
>>69679734
Real victims are the bees who will now be profiled and suffer widespread beephobia. Don't be a bigot!
>>69679866
The /pol/ hivemind will be blamed
>>69679734
>Your whole life is work
>You never get to fuck
>Live in a shitty little hexagon cell identical to everyone else's
>Some cunt knocks on your hive and asks if you want to hear about Allah
>"Not today motherfucker"
>>69680004
RARE
Those bees are racist
>>69679734
>People are stung by bees
>BURN THE MOSQUE
Are Arizonian bees something like a hornet ? Cuz a good old newspaper does the job.
>Bees
Coincidence? I don't think so, this is the work of KEK.
>>69679734
only .000001% of insect attacks are bees. grasshoppers are more violent.
>>69680004
>Don't be a bigot!
>not "don't be a beegot"
missed opportunity
>>69679734
Hmmm
>>69679890
based mexico
>>69680004
>Not making 'beegot' joke
Missed opportunity
>>69680277
It's Italy fucktard
>>69679866
Assad
>>69680202
Damn, you beat me to it
Also Praise KEK
>>69680007
stinging wit
BASED BEES
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>>69680059
for a moment i thought you were describing Muslims
>>69680357
>not beeat me to it
>>69680310
Nederlander has no business correcting anyone.
>>69679734
Praise bee to Allah! Takbeer!
Christians, Moslems, insects. Why can't we all just bee friends?
The bees are with us.
So will ISIS start suicide bombing beehives now?
>>69679734
top kek
how do you train bees to do such a thing?
>>69680618
So you say they bee among us?>>69680618
>>69680618
Nature is with us.
Also, obligatory for any bee thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUR14_ry1Zo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU
ANd some classic Simpsons:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_DtkbHfTcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLCZjw2FXPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU
>>69680528
>forgetting that they probably made a beeline for the nearest shelter when the bee helter-skelter happened.
>>69680738
heh
>>69680202
Kek BEE praised!
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT THE BEES!!!!!!! AAAHHHHH!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! THEY'RE STINGING MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!
>>69679734
>>69680059
>suddenly the Arabic call to prayer begins
>the hive has decided that enough is enough
>we salute to the queen and pledge our loyalty to death and beyond
>begin to line up around the exit of our hive
>suddenly we burst out the hive and scream
>in the name of beesus!
>BEEUS VUlT
amazing start to the weekend!
praise kek
>>69679734
BASED BEES
>>69680818
does a video exist of this?
>>69681467
yes, just google "bees arizona muslims"
The bee attacks begin worldwide
>>69679734
Quick, burn the mosque, the smoke will calm down the bees.
It's the only way.
>Mosque
>Arizona
Guess you are a lost cause as well huh?
>>69679734
>mudshits scared of little bitch bee stings
maybe we should give them the giant asian hornet instead
Chinese military had to burn the fuckers with flame throwers
>>69679734
Are bees haram?
>>69682267
We have mosques in every state
>>69682267
We still have the tools to defend ourselves. What can you do against mama Merkel's invaders?
We may be in trouble but we're not a lost cause.
>>69682420
Even in fucking Iowa or Dakota?
>>69680226
Source on that?
Sounds interesting to see what else is more dangerous
>>69679734
>islamophobic bees banned across US
>crops and orchards fail within 2 years
>economy collapses
0.000% mad
>>69680310
It's actually Ireland you faggot
>>69682477
>not realizing he was just mocking the way SJWs say
>"Yeah, well, like.. white people steal/rape/murder too!"
what does this mean? is god waging holy war by himself?
>>69680226
What do you expect, even buddhists hate mosloids.
>>69682471
Yes
But there's only around 3.3 million Muslims in the USA ;1% of the population
>>69682394
They are now
>>69683127
That's 1% too high I am afraid
>>69683127
Yeah. And two decades ago it was less than a million muslims in your country.
>>69683276
We also have 300 million privately owned guns. I know people that own tanks and artillery.
>>69680412
Wat
>>69680007
>>69680004
Was about to call you out on the "beegot" missed opportunity but I see I was beeten to the punch.
>>69679734
could be worse
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=388_1371950254
>>69680202
Kek speaks through the bees. Praise Kek
>>69684134
If you trace back the conversation, you can see that we were all pretending to misunderstand each others' flags, i.e. it's just a prank, bro.
>>69683366
I bet muslims will start hiding tanks in their mosques soon
it'll be a cold war-esque arms race to see which religion can hide the most weapons under their beds or in their garage
>>69685554
but Christians aren't hiding them
Even the bees!
The bees are with us because they're going extinct and they sympathize with the European race.
>>69679734
Bees will protect their honeypots to the death.
>>69679734
THANK YOU BEES
>>69679734
>A few bees sting them.
>They exterminate the entire hive.
That terribly intolerant.
>>69684584
Faghot
PRAISE APIS
>>69679734
Those poor bees, I sure hope they did not suffer and physical or emotional stress.
>>69680007
ohohoho
>>69688476
>>69688678
Good morning, Texas :^)
>>69679734
Based bees had enough.
I bet /b/ was behind this
>>69679734
holy fuck
B A S E D _ B E E S
>>69683276
True, that's a good 300% increase. What was the increase percentage in your country the last 2 decades anon?
>be a bee
>sting somebody
>your stinger gets stuck
>have to fly away leaving behind your digestive tract, muscles, and nerves
>die
Now Muslims know what its like to be suicide bombed
TOMMY GUN
>>69692113
Yes because there haven't been suicide bombings in 15 different Muslim countries for the past 25 years.
>>69691990
You don't need to tell me that its fucked.
I know that.
I am only telling you that the USA are going the same way unless someone stops it.
>>69692285
I mean by someone besides other Muslims
Really though I just wanted to make a bad joke
>>69679734
Meme Magic is real, and it's the most powerful force in the universe. It's what compelled the bees to attack and it's what will get Trump elected. Praise Lord Kek. May Kek bless you and keep you.
>>69692285
fuck of weeaboo scum, anon was making a clever joke. any attempt at response you might have made is ruined by your need to attach an image that clearly proves your autism.
obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc
>>69692661
>being this butthurt
>be bee
>see dee
>ee eff
>gee, I wonder who could be behind this
>>69692583
May he purge our nations of the non-believers.
>>69692113
you tried, you tried.
>>69679734
Thank you bees
it's funny because bees die when they sting people so they're actually suicide bombing them
>>69679734
>I live on McDowell and 44th
>>69679734
You made my day
>>69679734
Kek wills it. Praise be.
Interesting
By using scents and bait nature can destroy the fickis.
Like zika
is it wrong that i have such a phobia of being swarmed and stung by bees that i even feel sorry for filthy muslims that were swarmed and stung by bees?
>>69680661
You don't.
The lord does.
CAN'T TAQIYYA THE BEE-YA
>>69692369
That's why our government officials largely voted against Obama wanting to bring in refugees like everyone else and put a stop to it. We're trying everything in our power to stop it because we see what is happening in Europe. God forbid Hillary or Bernie make it to the white house.
>>69692285
>>69692854
there are more species of bees that won't die of stinging multiple times than there are who do, krautfriend
Inversely , there are lots of wasp species that do die after one sting
>the more you know
>>69680125
Arizona is the USAs Australia
>>69693375
We're really not. We just support tough stances on immigration because we have to deal with the constant stream of taconiggers.
>this thread
>sure is the bees knees
>>69693206
I really dont know about flipfloping Hillary. She will say anything to get elected so she may or may not. Bernie on the other hand will most likely pull a pope and suck their toes after he lets them in.
>>69693533
>pink socks
>sandals
I see our tax dollars are still going to fund torturing prisoners.
DEUS VULT
Based Bees. Bees hate Saracens sub-humans too.
>>69679734
Also, thank you for putting a smile on my face, OP.
Arizonafags report in!
San Tan Valley here
Bees are qts.
>>69680007
>>69694963
You should see our chain gangs. I vote for Sheriff Joe every time because of this shit.
In Egyptian mythology bees were the tears of Ra
What does this mean and can we use its power?
The bees have had enough and will not take it anymore.
>>69693112
The jews probably made you this way because of TV or something.
>>69679734
RACIST BEES CONFIRMED
>inb4 racists say "islam isn't a race"
protip: it is a race
bees are well known to be Christians
>>69679734
>It's happening, the end of times are near.
No, horses aren't eating each other, yet.
>>69679734
>when animals are smarter than you and get the job done faster than you ever could
mankind has a lot of catching up to do
>>69692854
KEKKEKEKEK
>>69682267
>Germany telling my state is a lost cause
Our very own nature is removing shitskins. More that can be said to your cuck nation.
>>69679734
>end times
>bees
God is the original troll.
>>69694963
>I see our tax dollars are still going to fund torturing prisoners.
>Giving them pink shit
>Torture
Yeah god forbid I only give Jose the Drunk Driver regular pair of undies.
Protect the hive, honey wars now!
>>69693533
>>69696202
AZ fag here,
I have a pair of Sherif Joes pink boxers
>dont ask how I got them
okay, I spent 22 hours in county jail thats how.
>>69696617
sauce?
>>69679734
Yo those bees are racist as fuck m9. They need to be more culturally diverse. I think the need about 50,000 refugees to immigrate to their hives.
>>69679734
Bees take cues from your bearing or mood.
Let's dispel the notion that these bees didn't know what they were doing.
>>69698109
what did you do
you degenerate
>>69679734
Drone attacks when?
>>69696300
>protip
I wish the bees had stung you to death.
>>69700208
I rushed that and could have done much better.
something about Muslims and Drones never get along.
>>69700081
I accidentally touched an officer while my friend was having a seizure.
Cop was a dick, charges were dismissed but I still had to go through the initial arrest and shit.
it was shitty as fuck.
>>69700478
touched? and he arrested you?
not sure I understand
>>69700208
The queen launches unprovoked drone attack against Muslims on US soil?
>>69679734
I live in Tucson and drove through a swarm of bees yesterday on my way to work. It's that time of year.
>>69680528
He looks like he is wearing a beenie
;^)
>>69700634
yes touching an officer is a class six felony assault.
actually touching anyone is as long as they say they felt unsafe.
As I said the cop was being a real asshole and he had me arrested just to be a fucking cock-bag.
>>69696212
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bee_%28mythology%29
reading up on it
>>69680202
Hail KEK
>>69700911
but how did that situation go down? you just bumepd the guy and he started sperging out? just trying to understand how this is possible... seems unbelievable to me
I guess it's confirmed now, /pol/
Islam is not the Religion of Bees.
>>69692661
>clever joke
Daytime /pol/ worst /pol/. There's a joke there but that wasn't it.
>>69679734
Based hymenoptera.
Remove kebab with honey.
>>69701570
to be fair we are all fucking knackered staying awake for USA time threads where stuff happens and is much more fun,without /brit/pol stuff it is fairly quiet over here.
>>69701271
>busy bar street
>my friend got into a fight and went into a seizure mid fight
>police show up and he is being a typically cop
>yelling at everyone "get back get back" the whole deal
>Im not listening to him trying to help my friend
>im trying to explain to the cop he has epilepsy
>multiple people crammed around and I inadvertently grabbed the cops arm
>he said dont touch me!
>I said sorry
he was just being a grade a dickhead hot head and then he had me arrested when he saw me standing off to the side because he was a dick and swinging his authority in front of an unruly drunk crowd.
thats why the charges got dropped.
>>69680916
Mosques aren't legally allowed to make call to prayer noises in the US. If they were, Obama's disapproval ratings would double overnight.
>>69680528
Frog God trounced Allah any day of the calendar gregorian or otherwise
>>69679734
What kind of bees?
Africanized nigger bees, the Muslim niggers of the insect world, or based european honey bees?
>>69680916
10 Brit, you get to keep your tea kettle and toaster for that one.
Our faith will come by the hearin'
A whisper in the leaves
Listen Johanna, hear his voice
In the drone of the bees
It's not just the Bees ......
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10758354/White-wing-supremacist-swan-attacks-foreign-students.html
Mother Nature is one of us!
>>69702302
>When man will not defend the planet from the hordes of barbarians the planet will defend itself.
Mother nature is cucking the world for not going full blown DEUS VULT yet
>>69701368
Underated kek
>>69702302
>What did the Bernie supporters say about nature deciding again?
>>69702639
Bernie may have a bird. But bees are on our side
>>69702302
who's the woman?
>>69701720
so do asshats like that get punished?
>>69679734
Deus vult!
>>69679734
Is this why the bees are disappearing?
Are the bees waging a holy war for us?
Anyone read about those times frogs rain down from the sky?
O mighty kek, let it be so.
>>69679734
Allah ackbuzzzzz!!!!
>>69679734
They were Africanized bees too, otherwise known as Killer Bees.
Dey dindu nuffin dey wuz good beez n shiet.
kek
>bees attack muslims
>In Germany there are poisonous mushrooms that hospitalized tons of muslims because they look like eatable ones form syria
>a lighting strike kills muslims in mecca
kek, nature is truly against them
>>69701842
see
>>69705292
Read the article too, it plainly says Africanized bees.
BZZ BZZ THIS IS BE
>bees kill muslims
>WASP's will still get the blame
>>69680004
>>69684290
and yet you did it anyway
>>69680641
Worse, they'll start beeheading them
>bees
Talk about a sting operation
This is great news. I don't like dogs, and can't be arsed to walk them.
Now all I have to do is put a hive on my front lawn.
And I get free honey!
>>69680004
Based Angola demolishes Mosques.
>>69679866
>Implying it wasn't Pic Related
>>69705406
and i thought African Bees were 100% worthless
>no bee borders for Israel
>no bee borders for Saudi Arabia
>>69679734
trully the second white man best friend
bees are bros
>>69679734
>MFW it's because they're Africanized
>>69682268
>little bitch bee stings
Those were African bees. Like everything else out of Africa, they're legendary for how relentlessly savage they are
>>69708734
It's revenge for Africa being Islamized.
>>69679734
based bees
If you have a muzzzzzzie problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the B-Team."
>>69680004
#NotAllBees
Are bees the GOAT arthropod?
>>69679734
Why are they spraying it with water?
They should use flamethrowers on the mosque.
Queen must be pretty close for them to do that, or they must have just set up the beginnings of a new hive there.
I am a beekeeper and I don't even have to wear the suit anymore. Bees are actually pretty docile once they get to know you. I feel bad though since that hive will most likely be destroyed instead of moved. We really need bees.
>>69709404
African Bees cant swim
That's nothing. How about last year when that crane that got hit by lightning in Mecca. And then it fell on their heads! Around a hundred people died.
>>69679734
God can't stop 9/11, but can send bees to sting 15 muslims. Christians are fucking stupid as fuck. You're god is not real, faggots. Grow the fuck up pussies.
>>69709941
Haha did your mom get stung today? Don't worry I'm sure your little brother will let you fuck him.
>>69709941
>implying god wanted to stop 9/11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA
It's hip to fuck bees.
>>69709941
9/11 was the will of gods chosen so no
>>69680007
rare booys
>>69680202
HAIL KEK
>>69679849
Amén
>>69703567
Lol. Fuck no. Although BLM and liberals are retarded, they are right about the police going on power trips unchecked. Hell, a few years ago in oakland a cop shot a nigger in the back of the head and claimed he thought he was using a taser. He got off clean.
You can forget what your taser and gun look and feel like, or smoke a nigger becuase he's being uppity yet not lethal and still walk away just fine. Yes, of course you can slap some bullshit charges on someone to be a dick. Its up to the judge to throw it, cops dont give a fuck if it means ruining your day. Ive been issued a speeding ticket for going 66 in a 65.
Spring is here in North America. I was outside taking out the trash and doing some sweeping when I saw a bee struggling on the floor. I didn't think too much of it until I saw it's eyes. It was a drone, and during this time of the year, it is when they take flight to mate with any queen they can find. It is a death sentence. If they find a queen, during sex, they transfer their sex organ over to her - it is ripped from the drone and its death inevitable. If it can't find a queen it will be food for a finch.
I picked it up with my hand and tried to get it to stand on its legs, but it must've fallen far, some of its wings were broken and a leg deformed. it crawled, struggled, across my hand. I couldn't bring myself to smash it and it died a few minutes later... I'll never forget that drone.
i am here
>>69680004
OH HI THERE
>>69701759
>Mosques aren't legally allowed to make call to prayer noises in the US.
What? Why's that? I'm pretty sure church bells ring to announce Sunday sermon.
>>69705736
Trololo
>>69712937
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entomological_warfare
>>69705736
underrated
>>69679866
It was /k/
>>69709408
Don't they want to sting you for stealing their honey?
>>69712621
poor kid.
He has a heart of gold. It is going to be ripped out of his chest by evil minded people.
>Clearly
>>69705503
Underrated
>>69714861
Nice read. Thanks Ameribro.
if mother nature endorsed Bernie with a bird then she is trying to tell us something with bees
>>69679734
Well ain't that just the bee's knees. >.>
>>69695938
Verrado here.
>>69679734
WEAPONIZE THE HORNETS
>>69680379
Pretty damn close. They both suicide in order to harm others.
>>69709941
You sound pretty buttblasted.
>>69680412
That's rude of you, Malaysia.
i'm sure there are more bee jokes to bee made
>>69702302
>click link
>ad for insurance featuring bees
PRAISE FUCKING KEK
>>69719688
Muslims get out! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69679734
Looks like bees even need pest control.
>>69679734
Religion of bees
Looks like American muslims are suffering from colony collapse disorder!
