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>Thread for dropping "Le Happy Merchant"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDVta6Hcy1M
>>69674224
>babbys first thread on /pol/
>>69674863
>>69674665
haha saved!
3d merchant
Thank you, OP. We are long overdue for a merchant dump here-- getting back to our roots, making pol great again!
>>69677377
Requesting human size version.
original merchant- where it all began (credit to a. wyatt man)
Anyone have "Chain of command" and Shekels Shapiro in front of the merchants people sent him?
Not a "Classic" Merchant but more sort of a "post modern" merchant..
>>69677598
>That smug look
>>69677820
This one is a classic, Brit anon, have never seen before. "Merchants night flight to al-asqua, just like muhammed (piss be upon him).
Love it.
>>69677949
That looks disgusting.
for the season...
Merchant ISIS...
>>69678227
oyyy veyyyyy
Ben Garrison thread?
Pajeet already figured out that toilets are jewish tricks.
>>69677233
Np its time to reclaim pol!
>>69677949
kek, name your price.
>>69678599
All your shekel
>>69675198
>MACD
>RSI/Stoch
>Volume
This is a goy rusing as JIDF.
(NEWFAGS/LURKERS-- MAKE A FOLDER AND FILL IT UP WITH THE MERCHANTS IN THIS THREAD, YOU'LL FIND THEM VERY USEFUL IN FUTURE DISCUSSIONS HERE)
>>69682378
The eternal neckbeard.
We're so sorry, Syrians
You're so misunderstood
We only want you to socialize
But I don't think you could
>>69674224
Jewish chick I'm working with and starting to get friendly with
>>69674224
She's a virgin, traditional values girl, with a great rack.
But dammit she's a fucking Jew
>>69682904
>That's what I'm doing
Jews gonna scheme
>>69682964
Is she trying to earn D points for being a greedy jew?
>>69682964
Cucking the Jew doesnt sound so bad I guess.
>>69683016
She doesn't even realize that I'm truly antisemetic.
I just want to deflower her
>>69683110
Do jewish people really care about protecting their virginity?
I've met so many jews that brag about getting samples before sitting down for dinner
>>69683335
Her family converted from catholic to Jew when she was 3. 19 now and she's been a sheltered homeschooled girl. She's working for her fathers landscaping company and we've been paired together for the past week.
According to her, sex b4 marriage is still not allowed, but with no fear of hell, she shouldn't be hard to sway
>>69682964
> But damn it she's a Jew
She could be only Jew-ish, my girlfriend says she's Jewish and looks very Jewish but her mom isn't even Jewish at all, just her dad. So she's only Jew-ish
>>69683785
Nah bro, you should hear how much she talks about being Jewish.
It's mind numbing.
I've started prodding her with real world shit like Israel and psychedelics. Pretty much constantly undermining her religion, but she'll be blushing and batting her eyes at me the entire time.
It's honestly a great feeling
>>69683726
There is scripture about how a women must please their thier husband or she can be exiled...
I just remember working with three jews and they would brag about sleeping with desperate middle aged jew women, their is scripture backing for the practice apparently
>>69674583
Holy shit
>>69683335
>Do jewish people really care about protecting their virginity?
Religious ones do.
>>69683726
>but with no fear of hell
Jews have hell:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gehenna#Rabbinical_Judaism
>>69684190
>There is scripture about how a women must please their thier husband or she can be exiled...
Actually it's the other way around.
>>69680983
Requesting the original
>>69682133
>Dat inbreeding
>>69686303
>that pitchfork
>>69674812
saved thanks finngol brother
Offensive much?
>>69688787
oy vey!!
it's like anudder shoah
Requesting Serbian Chetnik merchant pls, I can never find it
>>69683726
>converted from catholic to Jew when she was 3
Does she actually count as Jewish then? I mean racially she's not Jewish so it shouldn't really matter to you anyways.
oy vey! image limit reached!!
I'll warrant the hebrews are behind this
Yids are behinde every thing mayn goy. :^)
>>69690756
LMFAOOO!!
>>69690070
Jews count her, so why shouldn't you?
>>69674224
Meanwhile In Merchants Headquarters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU
