It says here you've got quite the post-count on a website called "4chan.org." Seems like you spend a lot of your free time there.
Our hiring manager printed out some of your more popular posts so I could read them. Care to explain your reasoning in some of these?
>>69673333
>>69673333
Go to bed, Canada.
>>69673333
I've also prepared my folder of the hottest cuties I've saved while posting on 4chan.
The reasoning is rock solid
>>69673612
that things like a demon nigger disguised as an angel
do not want
I am not compelled to explain anything. Stop wasting my time, your job is to hire workers not make friends. Hire me to do work or not. Bet i can do your job better than you, if i were your boss you'd be fired before you know it.
>>69673612
>>69673333
Yes, this one time I called Canada a "fucking leaf" but then I got called a cuck by 50 different people. Shit was hilarious.
>>69673695
>>69673612
>that
>cutie
Thanks anon for coming out today, we'll be sure to let you know.
Frig off Canada
>>69673687
Singapore setting HR culture straight.
>>69673333
Im honoring the proud Australian tradition of banter and being a larriken. Anonymity allows me to post provoking thoughts to entertain myself and others.
Anything I say there should be taken with a pint of salt.
pretty sure i wouldnt get the job unless the guy was a secret nazi with a sense of humor
>>69673333
Sure, I'll tell you everything, but, first, let me ask you, are you familiar with jews?
>>69673871
Yes, I am actually, my fiance is jewish.
>>69673333
First of all let me tell you that you have nice quads sir.
Secondly, I have to point you out that there's a leaf on your flag.
Thirdly, let me tell you about the jews...
>>69673333
Certainly, I'm glad you mentioned this. I believe I mentioned in my resumé that I post primarily on a website called Reddit, which serves as a forum of online discussion for fellow enlightened atheists like myself. I took a great interest in supporting a campaign to elect Senator Bernie Sanders for US President. However in recent weeks online bullies and trolls from "FourChan" began to post racist messages on Bernie's website. We tried to counter this by posting anti-Trump messages, but I found that the entire website was satire and nobody really took itself seriously. The result was the posts that your hiring manager printed. Decontextualized, they make no sense, but the reasoning behind them is as I just explained.
/pol/ is satirical, sir.
...you have a big Jewish nose, too.
>*guffaws* I like your style kid, you got the job.
Thanks, Mr Bergstein!
>>69673612
Would practise the art of creating babies with her.
>>69674039
Well. Good thing I brought my non registered gun to this interview, then.
Let me ask you another question: do you know what a "happenning" is?
Which programmers contribute most to active projects? Men or women, whites or non-whites.
How many times is business slowed down by women filing HR claims? And you can't look me in the eye and tell me that Indian code doesn't need fixing at every stage by white coders.
Do you want a programmer who is going to contribute to the project or do you want to fill diversity quotas. Because in if the latter is the case, why am I even here?
>>69674115
that pic, did he fuck her yet or..?
>>69675276
Some say they're still posing for the picture...
>>69674280
Delete this post
>>69673333
There is no process by which you could legally have discovered that. I was looking forward to working for you, now I'm looking forward to living in your house after I sue your shit company for an invasion of privacy.
because....
dank memes
make cash streams
so your company better pay millions for my bantz talent
>>69673333
>Care to explain your reasoning in some of these?
Are you familiar with the term "funposting"?
>>69675539
>There is no process by which you could legally have discovered that
Uh, buddy, did you miss the point where google starting allowing companies to purchase user query history (along with location data) packages if the data was bought in bulk?
Not to mention the passing of bill HR 9005, which allowed select Fortune 500 companies to share data with the NSA if it was deemed the data was important to national security.
I mean, President Trump signed it into law last year.
I mean come on, it's 2019. Two thousand nineteen!
