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CRUZ ON SUICIDE WATCH


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Cruz BTFO by the establishment after their meeting with Trump

Affair to be made public imminently

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-
maddow/watch/dc-madam-gag-order-added-to-scotus-docket-657276483519
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The lawyer received a $25 million payout to destroy the list. It's gone forever. Sorry to disappoint you but we're never going to learn of Cruz's mistresses.
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are her viewers such idiots that they need 5 minute explanation of what a dead man's switch is?
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>>69661953
She's a road scholar. Her viewers are mostly truckers.
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>>69661727
>Alfonso Ortega
You have to admire the sheer CHUTZPAH of Cruz, running for president knowing his name was in the dossier.
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>>69662029
He was probably forced to run longer than planned by the GOPe since most Cruz voters have Trump as 2nd choice
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>>69662021
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>page not found

What are you on about OP? Is this about Cruz and his schlonging of women not named Heidi?
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>>69661881
0/10

Fuck off back to whatever shit hole you crawled out of you fucking faggot bitch.
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>>69661881
source?
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>>69662109

>use copy paste mijo not 'search google for x'
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>>69661727
>http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-
maddow/watch/dc-madam-gag-order-added-to-scotus-docket-657276483519

did this bitch really just spend five minutes explaining what a dead man's switch is? is her audience that fucking retarded?
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>>69661881
the truth always gets to the surface shill
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HAPPENING BROS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_iBr4Nl13M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_iBr4Nl13M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_iBr4Nl13M
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>>69662302
Maddow's selling point is this SXSW progressive cool nerd thing that supposedly demonstrates that they're the smart ones. Cf "Moment of Geek."
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>>69662021
Won't be a popular view around here, but Maddow is pretty smart. Biased. Yeah. But she's a good interviewer, is very obvious about her bias (which is fair) and MSNBC's primary night coverage has been the best, with her, slumming Brian Williams, and a Chis Matthews who gets better/more unhinged as the night goes on.
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>>69662315
>out of touch attempt to connect with pop culture
>cringy failure

>comments disabled

LYIN TED IS A MESS
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giddy with glee
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>>69662536
"Guys I can totally meme is up just like Drumpf!"
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>>69661727
>giving rachel madcow hits

tl;dr so I dont have have to hear that dumb dyke try to sounds like a smug young man
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>>69662302
Holy shit you weren't kidding 5 minutes.
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>>69661881
The list isn't dead at all... Carly, Jeb, Cruz, Amanda Carpenter, Sarah Flores, Dick Cheney, George W, Chris Christie are all on the list.
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>>69662315

Really? You couldn't have found some random 17 year old to give you the latest memes? You had to ask your aging project manager to scrounge up whatever he could find, right?

A simple fucking google search could have given you the information you need. The incompetency
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There was nothing about cruz in the video and inhadntomlisten to maddownthat bitch talk to me like a child, fuck you senpai
I bet it gets sealed or the guyb"changes his mind" aka someone gets to him and just follows him until he enters th reset time code and thn they dissapearnhim
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>>69662021
kek
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>>69662029
He was always intended to be Rubio's fall guy
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>>69662302
She does this with everything. She drags the littlest thing out forever.
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>>69662536
>GOPe doing everything it can to appeal to le kool kidz
>finally Trump caught the attention of the right-wing and conservative youth
>they do everything in their power to stop him and hand the election to Hillary

smhtbhfam
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>>69663194
This. Her show is 30% snark, 20% filler, and 50% info dump
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>>69662315
>Rehashes ancient memes
>It's not even implemented well
>Trump invents memes on the spot

Rato loses again.
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>>69662021
You amuse me, sir
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>>69662536
>>69662605
topkek
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>>69662789
>talks about how information could directly affect voter decision making
>lawyerscum talk for: we got dirt on those being elected

So who can it be?

Hillary?
> kek

Old jew?
> top fucking kek

Trump?
>Nope. Escort service based in D.C. Trump wouldn't have been a customer.

Kasich?
>Too irrelevant to cause such a commotion

Anyone im missing?
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>>69662302
HOLY BAT FUCK.

That is the longest I have ever listened to a lesbian speak. I usually just forward to the first kissing scene, or the part where they rub their boobs together.
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>>69662302
>is her audience that fucking retarded?

Its MSNBC so yes.
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>>69665432
To be fair/accurate, what audience?
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>>69662605
I never realised how much this Cruz image looks like Kappa
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>>69662782
modern memes are shit.
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>>69663429
I enjoyed it. reminded of a time when you dumb faggots were sucking your mom's tits instead of shitposting 4chan.
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>>69666655
>margarita
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>>69661727
fuck this bitch rambles on endlessly..

ok we fucking get it it's a dead man's switch..

get to the fucking point.
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