You can't make this shit up
>>69661325
Apparently in India you can. A lot
>>69661325
What site?
>not knowing thomas shitt
>>69661325
wew we've been memeing a little too much lads
>>69661325
but that's because "shit" is not a word in hindi.
Dikshit is a very popular brahaman name, though. go figure.
/mediocre bait thread.
>>69661325
Mrs Madhuri Dikshit
Now You Are My Kin
>>69663123
POO FROM DIK
>>69663123
>Dikshit is a very popular brahaman name, though
It lost an NZ newreader his job a while ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l8x36fjvjk
>>69663123
>Dikshit
>>69661325
Well, meme magic ?
>>69663123
>dikshit
MEMES TOOO MANY MEMES
>>69663084
This image sickens me.
>>69663123
he's not joking lads
>>69663123
KEK
>>69663123
Pajeet Dikshit cannot poo in loo
>>69663084
we use meme magic in the west, and ancient hindi poo socery in the east.
>>69663123
you can't make this shit up
>>69663499
>Pajeet Dikshit
shit, i may have, inadvertently, birthed a new meme!
you are welcome, /pol/
Another popular name is Pooja
>>69663822
nah man, stop trying so hard, pajeet have everything under control.
Oh fuck off, this is a damage analysis from the 2004 Tsunami.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake_and_tsunami
Fucking bluepilled faggots.
https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZis-O6QjEbrdt_1ewTXICIJSpKC4O4ACUQzQNudi2oaJDznE9U2hM4xxcelAt7j5uJqMm93QZgDYGkRSXKd3AXftxH2YGTSWS0j76oTuA9r0GwJ17PoRSixpfGjzzn1OkjYk4F8M6WiwgAFPWsRbHFN6XVGOXGETDxfzAR7Fzz9IKk27MVX-IY1u-LHPGT_1f_1X_11KYoA0o4rXebmb2BY40tS7CZ9SeFKcDLoQ9jBH4oz2WwVaTfHNKprNqaPDDEnMGkF-mHlXvw-Vpqtq7i5uD4H9CkKehH0GbsxFN-6SCjx1vEbiVVuiDNgQjkDr6FmqJJ3A57zmeTmJuC_14rGFntNu64VxLam-kfWfhxHoC6esoQvzuQbZQqRvkzOxvS9Kh2CjiSsZGo-1ro_1H03fSQlefbsnT_1aQ30Bjc8_1CMzRK3P48mJZYomHcGWuD3LOQfPY7yjNe8mfl9txgCpppGjEbyVh7-XlayBXCeOExmT-DozXdCBofuTUKTFD7AuY5s_1UIlWNusQw29XBW5D66HMb7h7cpwBszRJlXPU5L6n2UKCe1I53xEJKpDKBVrFz_1nM6Y-ghmBAdSJLRpgUPjc2sVBrb4KI9jlDWADkGL9wdiynC1zg21UP_1YzRmKZ4qTbH1_1mMvTkXybDhU638135fJ61CYw-lJmmDBdckLSwDo2LIfL8hIUET2gKmXucJeLl-SHsnBQhDQbabusznyzbGh7v4M9N51829X2OPMkr0tuPkzsX_1Hf3bPJdeeVyKf8ntS0jNX7_1x8FwdTwNoQo7i-b58LH9pbfZOf9glX1XiWuqaaqXuulLN_1offTqHtFzWr01v7CjOj4RQgiGrIGHkSCowMvUiMlQk83Lu4X5xrel_1kwCk5FD2xuYy7y8QV9yCKnqHYhwWQLXAhoo67W7zmfqqqKBH04JaPtYUEnQ9GH_1zVSzZkMp0QvzUhsm5M-vjPEyJlWHN6eNoC98nR9kylXC8WNd59zTXhQg_1WgBpZgjMYhWZBS5d8gFtyqiARaNkOXNgOXqv6Ah5q1nX8NIAGBdPZdyeSsmLGy70Ksixlv1C3HZDA0rkV31N7HA29uCtr1RYsYAKZIeLupgP1UAlvQl9XzwWyjeKLL7B0-LI_1YvZbDNBrbV6R0p17YvQNBJkViC1MkylT_1lLvOXN6Rdi1yNhfNueufpyagzloGYMIacoENoG5uBIag3xPeDWb-3oR7D3-HV9BBpD9xnU-F6tamksehwzNCRemGvuFGJpAWLedpTl4OwWgw7t-8fwpPB13rqhdO7-Z9oXIqTGkfryzsfnBrj9EqZAubhOeS3ErF9Krzvdw-tgx_1PsKBv0JvUiNs0V8CqN49aEQV5yX0w7BE7r52JkUydGwYMovZi3WYcOQ2EOTGPnFvIIcoyPoIMJU0YtykCiCACCa-bjbLqeshFfjLm1c0hA4sy3lGDwqDyNZORxOXNLuobnNGnjg47Oxvl08ZyEi2PXVR6LSDacP-oFgpjZhm5W_18oRv5Vu8W5eUBsO6D3ALUKLVFrRsvr-uUz25jWfyD7tt_1fYwsgO4wjo9aGS0zhe0aPONWLK5mbB1KZBSiPKqY2e2_1LYOtA5YQ7s--LhWSTRPDU7LPpIcYt0Mvi3AQ2gV2smeUPeVD_1zyvqdPRlYlgRzPiA3-XGdBWihVeYxB&hl=en
>>69661325
leave india alone
wew
>>69663123
>Dikshit
>>69663995
It's funnier if we ignore that.
>>69663995
Calm down Dingo.
>>69663123
Reminds me of this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9FITQbi-C8
>>69663822
>Poojan is a prayer ritual performed by Hindus to host, honour and worship one or more deities, or to spiritually celebrate an event. Sometimes spelt phonetically as pooja or poojah, it may honour or celebrate the presence of special guest(s), or their memories after they pass away
>their memories after they pass away
A ritual to honor your past turds .
>>69663123
>dikshit
>>69663675
>shit, i may have, inadvertently, SHAT out a new meme!
FTFY
>>69663995
Is there one for Katrina and the US? New Orleans was pretty packed with shit then.
>>69663123
>>69664189
they were trying to damage control him so badly but he went full normal human being on them
/pol/ deserves more.
your english name, "Lindy", literally translates to "turd" in hindi.
"London" = Lund + on
Lund = the vulgar word for "dick" in hindi
>>69664305
kek
>>69664305
>>69664464
Lindy is literally not a name
>>69664464
Sure, but no one outside India knows or cares about Hindi.
>>69664464
holy shit he thinks hes a real person. top fucking kek kill yourself
Some poor bastards in America actually have the last name "cuck"
>>69664564
>>69664574
no one cares about you, your family or your country.
>>69664585
last time i checked i was not a Bot. you kys.
>inb4 >>>/r9k/
>>69664615
better to have a few commoners with it than our leaders. faggot
>>69664715
Fuck.
>>69664715
>leaders
>barack HOSSAIN obama
>BUSH?
a fucking bush?
And other people literally have Dick, Kuntz, Knobe and Poon in their names.
So you tell me pol, is your country safe from ridicule? I think not.
>>69663123
>Brooke Evans
More like Brooke Shit
>>69663084
the tops says tsunami wave faggot
>>69664711
>no one cares about you, your family or your country.
And yet we have Indians emigrating here by the pile, and no one moving in the other direction. Weird isn't it?
>>69664189
>And it's so appropriate cause she is indian
Jesus christ XD
>>69664969
You've got upper middle class white girls flocking over to the likes of India on holidays to experience its culture, and they always say they love it.
>>69664969
>Weird
sure.
back in the 16th century the entire europe couldn't have enough of India.
these things work like a pendulum.
lurk moar, faggot.
at least read a few history books.
>>69664942
even tsunamis can't wash the shits away
>>69665092
POO
O
O
>>69664715
>says the nation about to elect Hillary Clinton and currently has a black muslim as a president
wew lad
>>69665065
That's holidays, not immigration.
>>69665092
Europe is on the other side of the world, fuck all to do with me. Seeing as your country is apparently so glorious, could you start telling your fellow countrymen that so they stop immigrating over here?
>>69665092
It might shift back if you stopped shitting in the street, pajeet dikshit.
>>69665307
Maybe if Europeans hadn't robbed that country for everything it had, maybe some of the wealth could have been put to some good use. Instead as a result of telling Indians how glorious and superior Europe, the west in general was, mass migration is simply a result of that.
>>69663123
Holyshit, I started unexpectedly laughing like a little girl
>>69665307
>could you start telling your fellow countrymen that so they stop immigrating over here?
only if you can prove that you a native Maori, you immigrant fuck!
>>69665404
>>69665404
>It might shift back
and why would i want that?
last 300 years weren't that glorious for the natives.
fuck albino monkeys.
>1
>>69665491
>>69665506
>>69665519
this website is fucked.
>>69665491
>>69665506
Do some for >>69664933
>Dick, Kuntz, Knobe and Poon
>>69665473
Is it really that hard to poo in loo? You'd rather live in shit?
>>69665425
Europe fucked over many countries, including ones that are now doing fine. The current shitholes of the world only have themselves to blame.
>>69663123
Fucking cap'd
pisat means piss in romanian btw
>>69663084
>>69663381
Go to the url and see that there is no measurement of feces of concentration. That is a map of tsunami amplitude
>>69665788
Poltards are dumb. Forget about it.
>>69665657
>including ones that are now doing fine.
Such as?
Anyhow, aside from their fear of plumbing India's not doing that badly. Their economy is growing and they have nukes and a space program and they're steadily cleaning up their shit(literally). It's not Africa.
>>69665657
>The current shitholes of the world only have themselves to blame.
keep telling yourself that.
Also, what's europe doing these days?
>>69665887
Half are trying to let in a tide of middle eastern types, the other half are trying to stop them. Meanwhile, middle eastern types keep trying to blow up their cities.
Ah, diversity.
>>69662986
http://forebears.io/surnames
>>69665887
European economies are declining rapidly, no major infrastructure projects even equivalent to that of those occuring in Asia (Dubai, Saudi Arabia, Japan, China, India etc...). Asia is returning as the major economic powerhouse of the world, with India soon rivaling China to become the cheapest country in the world to make things with the creation of the Delhi-Mumbai corridor, which would result in 3 modern cities equivalent to, but possibly even more developed than those in the west.
>>69666004
yep.
The current shitholes of the world only have themselves to blame.
>>69666025
and this is how the world works.
we had spice route and silk road back in those days, then we had sea routes of the west which made them "1st world"
now we are slowly heading back to eastern supremacy days.
may be in the next century we'd head back to the west.
>>69666161
>now we are slowly heading back to eastern supremacy days.
Yeah, essentially. Even as I mentioned before, just look at the infrastructure projects, all of them are taking place in Asia in order to modernize the already giant economies of Asian countries. The east has always been on top in terms of military, economy etc... Now that the west is declining (rapidly) - with all of the money countries in the east have been collecting in the past few years, the money is being spent on finally springing said countries into modernity.
>>69664715
I laughed even though you're about to get Clinton.
We're both super fucked.
>>69666317
It's just that, we need to get out of this back and forth thing.
we need to
>MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN
as in the entire Earth.
but for that we'd probably need to start mining the moon and then soon enough, mars.
the next few hundred years will be interesting.
>>69663123
>dikshit
>is a name in India
laugh now westerners, but India will be a superpower 20 years from now!!!
t. every indian since 1960
>>69663123
>DIKSHIT
YOU'RE JUST BURYING YOUR COUNTRY DEEPER IN THE MEMES PAJEET DIKSHIT
>>69664464
Never met or even heard of a Lindy
>>69666528
are you just memeing about supremacy or do you really believe it?
India is really in deep "shit" and shit.
>>69667813
as much as i've learned from following our national political and financial agendas, i'm sure we'll always be among the top most relevant countries on this planet.
Supremacy will be ours. It's just that, i personally, want a collective supremacy of the entire planet. No human left behind, sort of.
this "shit" that you are talking about is getting better by the minute. yeah, sure, we still have a long way to go, but to me the future looks brighter than ever.
also, it is my belief the Delhi-Mumbai-Chennai-Kolkata quadrilateral will remain the centre of world economics and manufacturing for centuries to come.
we may just have been born a decade or 2 early, but we are still in for a good ride.
>>69668086
What are your thoughts on Modi? As much as people give him shit for the Gujarat riots (excuse me if I spelled that incorrectly) I think he won't just do good for all of India, but perhaps even mend relations between Hindus, Muslims and Sikhs (deport Christians).
>>69668086
I genuinely can't tell if you're serious or just joking. literally no one ever mentions or talks about india in any context unless they're the butt (lol get it because you don't have toilets) of some joke.
>>69668086
I am not saying we don't have ideas or plans.
We as a society are not able to execute them and you are free to put the blame on anything like lack of will, corruption or inability of our culture and other practices to get on with times at a decent pace.
Our country might get relevant but only as a market and dumpster.
If you are in college or something, try to get out.
I am going this year.
>>69668302
>Hungary
I rest my case.
>>69665788
>That is a map of tsunami amplitude
Yeah, a shit tsunami
>>69668234
>Modi
He's going for the peace nobel.
So, yeah, expect him to do good for all.
As long WW3 doesn't break out in the next few years, Modi's agenda is leaving a legacy of being the first Indian PM to get a Peace Nobel prize while being in office.
>>69668302
i can say the same for hungary.
go talk to a european businessman, someone who actually works for a big multi-national company.
>>69668313
>execute
>lack of will, corruption or inability of our culture and other practices
like i said, it's getting better. just look at the new policies coming out.i have faith in my country and its people, at least for the foreseeable future.
>market and dumpster.
pretty much the USA of the 21st century then?
>>69668234
Modi is ok but the problem is very high population and too much diversity.
it looks good on paper and pictures when we spout the "unity in diversity" meme.
But it would have been lot better if we had homogeneous society like China.
>>69665262
>>69663084
>>69663123
>>69661325
Holy fuck, I can't stop laughing but it is kinda sad as well
>>69663123
DIKSHIT TAKE MY POO
>>69668431
The problem is western countries developed during nationalistic times.
In globalisation, it is much difficult for countries like ours. those who can go out for better opportunities will go. In industry and especially manufacturing sector, we never paid any attention. this will bite in the pee pee very hard in next few years.
To keep it simple, you tell me how you think India will become relevant other than a big market of weapons and tourism if we clean a little bit?
also, are you still in college or working?
>>69663123
>dikshit
>>69668443
That's the thing, though. India is the heart of diversity, and these Hindu nationalist groups massacring people for eating meat isn't gonna solve anything, instead make tensions between religions even worse. Personally, I think people should put aside religious differences. Look at India before the days of the Raj. Communities all over the subcontinent prospered and lived peacefully, and if you think this is a meme, look at the stories of individuals post-partition from villages in the Punjab, and how they even recognized religious differences and instead embraced the fact that their identity was Punjabi. No, India was never a multicultural utopia, but we have seen it before, and there's no doubt that peace between Indians of different religions is obtainable. They just need to put to rest their sense of "WE WUZ HINDUS N SHIET". Spread nationalistic ideals in schools. Stop this sense of superiority over Pakistan, because we all know Pakistan isn't going anywhere. Preach brotherhood.
>>69668750
>even recognized
didn't recognize*
>>69668750
>India is the heart of diversity
India is the anus of diversity
>>69668750
>Hindu nationalist groups
One of the worst groups in Asia.
>>69668831
At least India's leaders aren't being anally penetrated by Arabs and Somalis.
>>69668351
>>69668431
Well obviously we are also irrelevant, but then again Hungary does not take up fucking 20% of the world population so maybe it's a bit less embarassing for us, wouldn't you think? I mean for fuck's sake, fourteen hundred million people live there and you guys have less than 10 olympic gold medals. We have 160. Population 9 million. How delusional do you have to be to think you have any sort of cultural, let alone political relevance in the world? Again, most countries, including us are the same, but the completely unfounded delusions of grandeur makes Indians hilariously pathetic.
Name field NOW
>>69668878
They aren't getting cucked by potatoes either.
>>69668700
>nationalistic
i think that's what Modi is going after now.
>industry and especially manufacturing sector
Make in India will take care of that.
>India will become relevant
umm, IT?
where have you been the last decade and a half?
Also, we pretty much have the satellite launching monopoly now.
>weapons and tourism
that's just the core.
we are going to become a manufacturing powerhouse in the next few years and the whole world knows it.
I'm a final year Urban Planning student.
>>69668831
fuck off mohammad.
>>69668899
>hurr durr we are more relevant than you
sure, stay hungry.
also, see you in rio olympics. we'll compare our medal tally then.
>>69668878
it really says a lot about your country when even arabs and somalis would rather stay at home than go there, doesn't it?
>>69663123
>dikshit
>>69669002
Again
>Hungary
Stop talking. Your country is one of the assholes of Europe. At least Ireland has an education system and some sort of infrastructure. You've got Helga churning the butter in the mountains whilst your father goes out and gets water from the river.
>>69669065
>some sort of infrastructure
>some sort
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69669002
>arabs and somalis
you need to google "Gujarat riots"
>>69663822
>went to school with Indian guy whose last name is Dongre
>his sister was called Pooja
>Pooja Dongre
>>69668990
>I'm a final year Urban Planning student.
Enjoy planning those designated shitting streets :^)
>>69669002
How's that a bad thing exactly? Means more sand niggers and afro niggers stay out while India deals with the Muslim problem itself.
>>69668831
>mfw India is what the future of europe looks like
>>69665621
fascinating
>>69661325
That's Mr. Shit to you
>>69669137
why do you think a /pol/ack would go for urban planning?
i'm gonna give my country a sewerage system, fag.
what are you gonna give your country? a prepped bull?
>>69669189
unfortunately.
>>69668990
>I cannot contradict you in any way, and comparing literally any of the past games' medal tally would show that I get BTFO, but the next one will be for sure different, you'll see that I'm right 5 months after this thread is 404'd
ok buddy you win
>>69669163
You're gonna lecture me on the importance of keeping refugees out of the country? tell that to angela memerkel, we all agree with you here
>>69668990
India isn't relevant. As for the IT stuff , you guys are literally corporate scabs. 1.2 billion of them.
This Indian is getting uppity can we get another one, How hard is that , there is 1.2 billion more to choose from.
>>69668750
I don't know how those US/UK press and journalists are presenting the facts there. I am not saying that there was no lynching of that man who was suspected of eating beef.
But i can assure there is no groups who are roaming everyday in hundreds and massacring people. The thing is that the current ruling party is right wing and all the major opposition parties are lefties who are creating a divide by offering freebies to minorities too much.
The current party wants to spread nationalistic ideals but every attempt is portrayed as hindu nationalistic by oppositions because of minority vote bank. Same as the WE wuz kingz and shit.
Any decent policy or scheme is given weird political interpretation. Also, Muslims are fine but their religious leaders(not all) don't want to keep country above religion, same as in europe.
>>69663123
postan in ebin tread
>>69669270
>i'm gonna give my country a sewerage system
Most of the single toilets that were installed in Indian villages were turned into a shrine or are shunned for fear of the toilet witch, good lucking installing a sewage system when no one's gonna use it
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69663123
maximum overkek
>>69669327
Yeah, I've seen some of the Muslim political leaders and they still have some sort of Mughal-esque wet dream for Muslims to rule over India again. It's this backwards sort of thinking between both sides that will unfortunately slow down progression in India. Muslims overall in India seem fine yeah, at least the ones I've talked to.
>>69663123
Just when you think India can't sink any lower, they find away to go deeper
>>69669275
stay irrelevant.
>>69669313
>uppity
>WHITE PRIDE
>1488
>HEIL HITLER
sure, mr down-to-earth samaritan.
>India isn't relevant.
yet, american congress wants to bring india to NATO-equivalent partnership levels.
stop watching american news buddy.
>>69669106
Kek
Sometimes I feel bad about shitting on Indians, but there whole world is defined by shit.
You got to realize shit is their culture, shit is their life, they love that shit.
SO.., to fuck with them about the shit is really a sort of salute to their shitty way of life and culture.
>>69663123
Posting for the possible cap.
>>69668864
They are easily not the worst, m8. Tell me some major happening in last few months where the killed dozens of people.
>>69669270
Make in India.
In which sector will you become the manufacturing powerhouse, m8?
Also, don't you have opportunities for going out?
(i don't know about the scope of urban planning)
>>69663123
>/mediocre bait thread
>3 hours later this same guy is still posting his damage control in this thread
>>69669494
Maybe that us why Trump wants to drop NATO. It's a corporate shill that uplifts degenerate non-white shit countries and people to the level of West for no reason beyond money for rich fucks.
Why do think I'm a Nazi??
>>69669375
>villages
idiotic planning.
you never take the well to the thirsty person.
it's okay though, only 1 more year left for me.
>>69669593
>>69669593
>In which sector
i'm guessing everything and anything.
>scope of urban planning
my future seems bright with the Delhi-mumbai corridor and the 100 smart cities project undergoing.
>>69669638
>still posting
well, so are you (6 posts)
also, who said i must leave a thread if i think it is a mediocre thread by my standards?
go back to being irrelevant.
>>69669478
many engineering friends of mine are muslim. they are fine, pretty intelligent.
2 of them are coming to Switzerland(kek). But if you talk to them for a long duration and start peeling, you will see their potential of going snackbar.
Hindus will give up extremism if they see some potential in their future but muslims keep kuran too up in their priority
>>69669729
>my future seems bright
I'd say it seems dark brown :^)
>>69661325
>>69663123
I honestly feel bad for ya mate. Indians brought nothing but quality posts and butthurt to this board.
>>69669794
but i don't have any plans of visiting the Caliphate of Germany ever.
>>69669794
Well, even the poor Indian fags got to have dreams or they just lay down and die in the streets of shit.
>>69663123
>>69669853
>but i don't have any plans of visiting the Caliphate of Germany ever.
Good, that ensures that German streets will stay cleaner for a bit longer :^)
>>69669729
I hope that corridor will be good for you and all of Indians.
But, when you think India will become all shiny and chrome, that's where your mistake lies.
Majority of population will still be poor with not much improvement.
>>69669939
>I hope that corridor will be good for you and all of Indians.
Why, is it a designated shitting corridor? :^)
>>69663123
Brahmin are cool. My favorite book is Siddhartha - Hermann Hesse
>>69669866
Your country is in crippling debt. All of your presidential candidates are memes. Your education system is a joke. Your education system leaves people in debt for the rest of their lives. Whites will be a minority in the coming decades. There's no outlook in improving shit ridden broken ghettos in your country, instead you people shitpost about niggers being poor. No massive infrastructure projects. Spending all of your money on military, yet you criticize Indians for talking about facts and being happy about they're doing something about their essentially broken country?
>>69669593
They may not have killed anyone but they're responsible for many retarded things.
Like trying to get Dhoni arrested for appearing as Vishnu in some cricket magazine.
Or ignoring the poverty, inherent racism and classism, corruption and hypocrisy of their own people while they litter the country, ridicule the untouchables, replace their own identity for western ones right after attending a feel good pro India rally or sharing a "be kind to other Indians" video on Facebook.
India has a lot of problems and it starts with their own mentality. Poltards are dumb as fuck, so their criticisms of India has little to no merit.
I've lived in India and dealt with several of them. I know what I'm talking about,.at least more than pol.
>>69669853
well that doesn't really make a difference seeing you wouldn't be allowed in anyway
>>69670004
>replace their own identity for western ones
Fucking this. When Indians move to the west, and even those in India want to become "modren" - (as they say it), I die with fucking cringe.
>>69669866
>poor
it's called being debt-free. but i guess you've never even though about being free of debt.
>>69669932
you need to get out of your basement every once a while and look around.
>>69669939
>Majority of population
that's not a short-coning, it's a necessity.
if everyone is rich, no one is rich.
>>69670026
well, the mudslimes do hate us hindus with a vengeance.
>>69669996
>My favorite book is Siddhartha - Hermann Hesse
Fucking love that book, love it so much I also ordered the English translation and it really held up
Try "Klingsor's Last Summer" too
>>69670069
>the mudslimes do hate us hindus with a vengeance.
Confirmed for hindu nuffin :^)
>>69669999
Shut up Potato nigger. You little island is getting flooded with africans and fags. And you're on here cucking for Indians. Damn. What happened to the irish.
>>69664464
>pajeet tries to force a meme
>>69670131
>Confirmed
confirmed for retarded.
and possibly inbred mudslime genes.
>>69669965
kek. People are hoping not beacuse Jap gooks will help us.
but you can never tell what happens? :)
also, my two south indian friends are coming to germany and as they are poor fags accustomed to asian style loo, you will have to teach them loo etiquettes
>>69663123
>dikshit
>>69670069
Yeah, you might be right. But my country doesn't 600 million people living in shit streets either.
>>69663123
Dikshit
>>69670193
How come Indians are even worse at bantz than Germans :^)
>>69670081
steppenwolf is superior
>>69670186
>Damn. What happened to the irish
I lost all support for America after Boston fags went around dyeing their rivers green and pretending they were Irish because they had a grandfather from Ireland 400 years ago. And don't forget the "St. Patty's day!" cringe. I want to die when I see those cringe parades on Patrick's day in your country.
>>69670252
>>69670252
How come Germans are even worse butthurt than Indians :^)
>>69670310
Steppenwolf is amazing on the first read but totally fails to elicit the same impressions on the second read.
>>69664386
>south american foot placing
The fuck is that,we do the green one
>>69663123
Thank you. You just made my day
>>69663259
>Sheila DICK SHIT... and it's so appropriate, 'cause she's Indian.
Based as fuck, but how did he expect to keep his job?
>>69663259
I hate that faggot
>>69670318
Yeah well, the USA went full corporate sellout sponsorship sometime in the late 90's . What fuck can you do.
As for the bastard sons of Ireland in america, well I honestly I think that is a direct result of white people being shamed by non-whites and Leftists against showing any white pride in anything. So you get whites grabbing onto anything identity they can.
>>69670004
That's what i am trying to say. That other indian guy is not understanding. Problem lies within individual mentality here and we are huge hypocrites. Hypocrisy is everywhere but it won't hurt developed countries as much as it hurts this country with huge ambitions
Also that vishnu image thing. only a complaint was filed. if they were as aggressive and brutal as you are implying, they would have cut off his head like a common incident of arabia.
I am not defending the country. I am just saying people here first need to identify and acknowledge their own mistake.
that's why i am moving out. In all seriousness i would have loved to avoid it.
>>69665670
Maduri is a slang for testicles here.
>>69663123
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>69670377
i know what you mean, i still liked it much more than siddartha
>>69670550
They aren't really criticizing India really , they are out of work IT people taking their frustrations out on /pol/.
You can't blame them , the government lets rich fucks import Indians to scab their jobs at half the price.
>>69670537
>white people being shamed by non-whites and Leftists against showing any white pride in anything
Because you American retards take it too far and end up lynching niggers in the process.
>>69665865
china, singapore, Hong Kong
US was also colonailly abused before independence, indonesia and mayasia are doing just fine also
>>69670627
Have you read Klingsor?
>>69670550
>That other indian guy is not understanding.
I am, and i intend to work towards making my country a better place.
>Problem lies within individual mentality
and your solution is to run away?
>Hypocrisy is everywhere
apparently.
>I am not defending the country.
again, quite apparent.
> I am just saying people here first need to identify and acknowledge their own mistake.
What do you think is the "Swachh Bharat abhiyaan"? and many other such programs?
We are acknowledging that it is an issue and we are working day in and day out to rectifying it.
>that's why i am moving out.
at this point it seems you are doing us a favor. thanks a lot.
>>69661325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG3SE4XUCgw
>>69670705
I am a newfag here and i literally come to see butthurt indians like the other indian guy above who keep spouting the superiority meme.
everything is fucked here(if you are poor) and i am biased because i am cucked by poo loo jews here. :(
>>69663123
HAVE SOME MERCY FOR MY SIDES FUCKERS
>>69670537
He's a poo in the loo. Are you this fucking thick?
>>69670550
>that's why i am moving out
>I am, and i intend to work towards making my country a better place.
>at this point it seems you are doing us a favor. thanks a lot.
Based. This Indian mentality of just leaving when things get too difficult is a literal cancer.
>>69670729
No, those are Leftist lies. Lynching was a common punishment throughout the USA just like hanging was in the UK at one point.
The South lynched 4,300 people between the civil war and the 1960's. Half of those were Black the other half was white criminals.
Sure , a lot of those might have been racist actions,but more Black people have killed their own Black people in Chicago alone in the last 8 years than during the 100 years the South was lynching people.
>>69666317
india isn't even comparable to japan or China in anyway when it comes to infrastructure.
Also India has a big ubsolved muslim problem.
>>69670799
Swachh Bharat abhiyan
good initiative. But people literally think they are too above all this bullshit and you know it. We fail to execute because of our superiority meme. we lack humbleness.
>you are running away
as i said, i want to stay because my parents have money and you can easily live like brats here if you have money.
i am just cucked by vaginal and arrange marriage jew here and i want to escape.
>>69670870
>superiority meme.
hey, i'm just saying we were great in the times of spice trade, and we may attain that position soon, if everything goes right.
>newfag
that's why.
>everything is fucked here(if you are poor)
i agree, but it was a lot worse a decade ago.
>and i am biased because i am cucked by poo loo jews here. :(
>poo loo jew
Brahamans?
don't they cuck everyone?
i have come to feel BRAHAMANS come from ABRAHAM, with their Machiavellian tactics and what not.
>>69668234
It irks me that he banned beef.
>>69671019
>Also India has a big ubsolved muslim problem.
COMING FROM SWEDEN LOOOOOOOL
>>69670705
serves them right, that's what you get for falling for the STEM meme
also I think you're waaaay overthinking it. shitting on (no pun intended) India is just funny because they are completely unable to handle the banter (see: this entire thread). it's just the lolcow concept at work, not fucking frustration because of globalization related layoffs...I mean I'd be surprised if the majority of /pol/ is over the age of 20, let alone full of laid-off people in their mid 30s or something....
>>69670870
You could always go into the education business and become a Certified Loo Instructor. It'd potentially give you 600 million customers, that's a massive market
>>69671064
>we lack humbleness.
yeah, i agree.
>We fail to execute
come on, ISRO is like the most efficient space organization on the planet.
>vaginal and arrange marriage jew
well, that i give my condolences for.
and your decision sounds smart.
"Ja simran ja, jee le apni zindagi!"
>>69671162
I don't know if you will believe me, but opening a stupid coaching institute is the fastest way of becoming rich here
>>69663123
>DIKSHIT
KEK fucking doody niggers.
>>69671262
I will believe you.
>>69665530
The last of his kind :(
>>69670739
Explain how China, Singapore, and Hong Kong were "fucked over"?
>>69671386
>The last of his kind
>every last turd was flushed away.
>>69665566
The gets
The MEMES
THE UNDERRATED
>>69671262
I would rather be poor in america than rich in doodyland.
>>69663123
>Dikshit
HAHAHAHAAHHAHA
>>69671572
Looks like a tasty beverage…. said no on outside if India.
>>69671239
ISRO, Mangalyaan - very proud
how many normal people care about them or affected by it other than the launching day.
>"Ja simran ja, jee le apni zindagi!"
well you see, i am a stress anxiety fag and my gf is a depression fag for last 1-2 years i am just taking her out(without her parents knowledge ofcourse), so we can get married or live together and it will do good for us probably. i don't care about money.
I am not defending myself. I don't care about this fucked up place
>>69670387
No you don't, jungle huehue
>>69671572
>>69671627
>tasty
Are you circumcised?
>>69671666
>666
>I don't care about this fucked up place
It's okay, satan.
hope you and you gf find peace.
>how many normal people care about them or affected by it other than the launching day.
about the same as those americans who can't shut up about NASA and moon landings. or their nukes, or the great british Raj, on which the sun never set!
it's just feel-good bullshit to keep the sheeple in line and content.
Also, this is /pol/ - the place to banter about what someone else did.
>>69671126
that's right, i know the problem best
>>69671837
He's probably not even Catholic. The west has lost its Christianity and is Muslim or Atheist now. Didn't you know?
>>69671419
opium wars and native people being second class citizens.
Not that different from India
>>69671572
kek, you bought it for memes or someone was glorifying this shit?
>>69663123
Shit in a toilet
>>69671936
>Says not everyone is Catholic
> not everyone probably..its changing..blah blah.
> thinks everyone here drinks cow juice.
>>69672099
you too, pants-pooper.
Indians, what would it take for us to convince you to poo in the loo for now on?
And no, we won't give you money for a sewer and water treatment plant, you can decommission your space program for the money you need for that.
>>69663123
Shit everywhere except in the toilet.
>>69670440
He's a fucking shitface whose whole shtick is he's a fucking asshole on air. I like the cunt.
>>69671666
>>69671841
i got trips first time in my 15 days of /pol/ nice.
that's why i asked what do you think will change in 10 years, whether huge income or everything shiny or what?
also, thanks but as me and my gf both are lunatic, good luck to these kind US people to have us. :)
Also, beware of the caste/arrange marriage jew
>>69672190
>And no, we won't give you money for a sewer and water treatment plant
You should start by spending that money on educating your populace. No matter how much money you spend on your joke of a military that was humiliated by cave niggers, China will still have it bigger.
>>69672262
>good luck to these kind US people to have us
They think you smell bad and don't like your accent.
I like how shitskins from India like to brag about their IT FORCE. kek
I happen to work with some Pajeets and they're the worst programmers I've met. Cannot progress beyond the basic level in literally anything and they write spaghetti code
>>69665764
gata ma terminatule
>>69672158
Poo in the loo, dikshit
>>69672362
>They think you smell bad and don't like your accent.
well me and my gf poo in the loo and clean ourselves nicely.
i don't care about the accent.
i am asking a girl to run away from her home and you think i would care about small things.
kekaroo
>>69672530
>well me and my gf poo in the loo and clean ourselves nicely
They will always see you as a monkey. Fact.
>>69672530
good luck in USA, im staying here
I think its better to stay and fix than move away for a better life
Besides, if everyone leaves, then who'll stay to take care of the country?
I'm going to stay here and work as a doctor, but good luck to you and your gf in US
>>69663123>>69663259
>>69663261
>>69663316
>>69663438
DIKSHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l8x36fjvjk&index=47&list=WL
>>69672634
>I'm going to stay here and work as a doctor
Power to you, bro.
>>69672594
who cares man. if i stay here, we both will kill ourselves in 1-2 years anyway. Better to live 10-15 years in a nice place together.
we both will see the niggers chimping out atleast.
>>69672634
thanks, m8.
are you studying medical or practicing?
also, i am not saying it can't be fixed.
>>69671971
fake as fuck
so low res on top of it that the girl looks manfaced
>>69672704
thank you
>>69672818
studying, will be practicing in 2-3 years at this rate
and yes, i understand your circumstances
thankfully my family is a lot more tolerant so they'll probably let me marry whoever I like
>>69672983
that gif is funny, no idea fake or not.
>>69663123
>Dickshit is a very popular brahaman name
MY SIDES
>>69663123
DESIGNATED DIKSHITTING STREET
>>69662796
Underated first post.
>>69673117
same, but the girl's family is fucking stupid and they don't want to go out of their state for marriage.( i just met them twice and they were furious as fuck, even though both sides are equal in money or other social bullshit)
also, from which state are you?
are there many indians who frequent on /pol/
i am pretty new here.
>>69672818
>niggers
Woah, are all POO IN LOOS this racist?
>>69663123
Here's your (You) Dikshit.
>>69673460
Parents are from Kerela
I was born and brought up in New Bombay
So will the girl's family "disown" her or something if she marries you?
Geez, this is some TV level drama
>are there many indians who frequent on /pol/
hmm not really, most of them just get offended and leave, i see 2-3 posters everyday including me
>i am pretty new here.
one tip would be to never get offended by the >poo in loo< thingy
every country has something that they're made fun of in /pol/, just suck it up and ignore/laugh about it, they won't bother you following that and also try to be as based as you possibly can
If you're able to do this you should make it through /pol/ quite easily
t. oldfag
>>69673747
POO
>>69673542
Very.
India is one of the most racist countries in the world
The fairer your skin is, the more likely you are to get a gf
Also, a lot of Indians are of the opinion that almost all black people are either thugs or drug dealer
>>69673542
they thrashed a nigger woman in bangalore in a road rage incident. so yeah, even poo in loos are racist. fairer your skin is, more better you are.
I don't know how the rule applies in south india though
