>be white
>get hit on the head
>somehow wake up as a black man about to get beaten by a group of cops
How do you convince him you're really white?
Put it in writing
>>69659436
show him your criminal record
Call your father.
>>69659436
I tell him to look at my name.
Pull out my ID.
Or stop resisting.
>>69659576
I'm not convinced
>>69659436
Peacefully submit and allow myself to be arrested.
>>69659436
Beat myself to death
>>69659436
Admit that I did something.
If you beat me officer, my friends of african descent will submit a petion and organize a peaceful assembly.
Also, its racist to beat someone who dosent belong to your own race.
>>69659436
speak understandable english
"Wait, I'm one of you!" should do the trick?
>>69659436
Shoot myself because life as a nigger isn't worth living with the mind of a white man
>all of those people saying they didnt do anything
>was white people living a day as a black person
>as punishment and tribulation.
"let me ask you a question? have you seen my jewelry, and do you know how to get to the library?"
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME SIR, I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS
I tell him I'm voting for Trump
tell him to look up my criminal record
Take out my white privilege card and have them check my privilege
>>69659436
>How do you convince him you're really white?
I don't i just shout out WORL STAH HIP BOP and watch the gang of niggers start rioting and shouting black lives matter and slip away in the confusion
do the secret white people handshake
>>69659507
Underrated post
>>69659436
This sounds like that one shitty Twilight Zone movie that got one actor and two kids decapitated by a helicopter because the kike director wanted moar fireworks.
If I wake up as a black man how the fuck am I white?
>>69659436
I let them beat me, as I have clearly earned it.
>>69659436
Show him your tiny dick
Find a bull and prep him like the cuck you whites are
Eat an entire block of cheese.
>>69659436
Count to 3
Btw why would you wake up black
>>69659436
>roll over onto my stomach and put my arms out spread eagled
>don't resist
>speak calmly and comply with all orders
Once I'm out I get my college scholarship and a cushy government job.
Show him my employee badge
"I don't find white women attractive."
>>69661301
>Btw why would you wake up black
happened your entire country you tell us?
Tell him the secret.
>>69662588
"Please, stop, I'll be late for work"
>>69659436
say it was just a prank
>>69659436
Follow the police officers instructions without chimping out.
IMMA TAX PAYA
>>69659436
How do you do fellow white American?
>>69659436
I CAN'T BREATHE
>>69659436
AYO
HOL UP
Show him my job application
>>69659436
Being a father.
Why would I want to convince him of that? I am significantly more likely to make it out alive as a black man.
https://www.policeone.com/use-of-force/articles/7653755-Cops-hesitate-more-err-less-when-shooting-black-suspects-study-finds/
Show him my bank balance
>>69662588
Fucking Ireland with the bants
>>69659436
Recite the four firearm safety rules.
