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It's 2045. You're an employer (horrifying). Someone
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It's 2045. You're an employer (horrifying).

Someone puts on their resume "I browse and post on 4chan in my spare time."

Do you hire them? Or run in the other direction?
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>>69652302

Depends on which subforum, your applicant might have posted some of my favorite wallpapers.
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>>69652302
I immediately butt fuck them.
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>>69652547
/mlp/
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>>69652302
Only like 1 out of the 100 boards is decent. Thats a 1% chance that he's from that board, and even less because shills are everywhere in said board. So no.
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I ask for their meme catalog
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>>69652302
nah I would never hire any of you fucks and that includes me

I
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>>69652302

I'll pass.

I don't want to hear about irrelevant shit hobbies and mentioning something that even sounds like 4chan on a resume is a clear sign of criminal stupidity.
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>>69652582

[REJECTED]
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>>69652302
I automatically assume that, if they're putting it on an application, they assume it's a desirable trait worth value in a professional setting. I trash the application.
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>>69652302
>putting information on your resume that isn't related to work or education
REJECTED.
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>>69652812
What if they didn't say they browsed 4chan explicitly, but threw in "Muh qualities." at the end of their cover letter?
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>>69652302
>spare time
4chan is irrelevant. Anyone who thinks of time in such ways is an asshole.
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>>69652582
accept

/mlp/ is /pol/'s greatest ally.
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>>69652869
I. 2045 it's considered discriminatory to reject an application based on ta person's lack of work ethic or experience. You can actually get sued for it.
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No. Into the trash it goes
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>>69652302
a good candidate is a good candidate, idgaf what he does in his free time
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>>69652302
I hire them.
They have experience in memenomics and would prove useful in any position in any field.
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I do not let it become a factor, because its 2045 and after the revelation of how Marxism/regressive left effects productivity it's become quite unacceptable to judge people in any way besides their productivity.

BTW, people who post on /g/ in the /dpt/ and /wdg/ are probably better programmers than some "diverse" individual who only programs when they have to.
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Depends on the job. If he is applying for a serious, top role, I wouldn't accept it unless his grades and achievements are outstanding. If he is applying for something like a driver or a cashier then suuuuure, why not.
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>>69653347
http://www.memenomics.com/
WHAT IS THIS
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>>69652582
I tell him he has the job so I can kill him in the parking lot when he shows up.
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>>69654062
>Deepak Chopra, MD
WHAT THE FUCK PLEASE POO IN THE LOO
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