>"Licence and registration please."
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>69649390
Sure thing officer, how is your day going?
>>69649390
NO WAIT IM DOING A DRUG BUST WITH YOU DON'T SHOOT M-
>>69649390
*panics*
>>69649390
>implying I only crack the window and not roll it completely down to ensure a swift and efficient strangulation-by-cop
Am I being detained?
Article 4, free inhabitant, pursuant to the Articles in Confederation, you can look it up. It’s in the United States book of codes.
>>69649390
S-si senor, license, si.
THE SMELL IS FROM MY DOG OFFICER
What is your badge number, officer?
>>69649390
Sure thing, officer. Here's my license. My registration is in the glove box, would you mind if I reached over to grab it for you?
>>69649390
>Hand him my licence and registration
>Get beat with batons and then executed on the street because I'm black
I AIN'T DUN NUFFIN
can you prove i was driving?!
>>69649390
I DO NOT SPEAK YOUR WITCH KING LANGUAGE.
I AM A FREE AND SOVEREIGN HUMAN BEING.
POLICE ABSUE POLICE ABUSE
HEEEELP HEEEELP
>>69649390
Hey Billie, been a while! Here's those documents. You free next Sunday for some golf?
>>69649390
good day, shitposter
just watch my skin filthlord
>>69649390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGREnfgojkk
>>69649998
I bet the police really actually appreciate blacks that comply and give their id when asked.
I mean if I was a cop, I would be thinking "Thank god now I don't have to kill this kid."
>>69649390
>hand him my driver's license, proof of insurance, and concealed carry permit
>calmly answer the question about where the pistol is
>wait for him to run priors
>smile and talk guns for a minute
>get a verbal warning
>go about my business
ITT: STATIST KEKS
I'm white, I don't get pulled over.
>>69650764
>Not becoming range buddies with him
My name is your future partner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM
Every one of these is gold.
>>69651030
> That flag
> Curry
Not surprised.
>>69649775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM
ebin
>>69651001
Fuck that, I don't actually like cops.
>>69649390
I DINDU NUFFINS
>>69651064
>that first one who just rips the fucking window out with his bare hands
holy shit
I do not have ID but I assure you this is my real name
>>69649390
*continues rolling down the window until its all the way down*
"ok"
>>69655680
I fucking love that clip so god damn much. It's one of those things that you can tell the officer didn't mean to break the window, but realized that since it's broken, might as well continue on and not hesitate in detaining him.
NIGGA U AINT FITTIN GET ME IM ALWAYS STRAPPED
I dindu nuffin
>>69651064
>he thinks his consent is required in a traffic stop
>he is in full control of the vehicle, but does not consider himself to be driving
>>69649390
*Rolls window down all the way*
"Yes Sir Officer"
*Puts down sun visor and grabs Registration on the back end, pulls out wallet and picks license out*
*Gives them to the officer and promptly puts both hands on the steering wheel until he is finished*
If he notices my pistol that I keep in the cup-holder while I'm driving because a holstered gun while sitting down is a pain in the ass in a two-door then I'll tell him I have a CCL and give him the appropriate papers.
If he runs plates its fine because he'll see I'm not wanted for anything. If he then decided to ask me to step out (even though he may not be entirely in the right) I will comply and settle it all in court like a civilized person and not some dunuffin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igQDvYOt_iA
Its not hard people.
>Peels out
>High speed chase insues
>>69649390
I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN I DO NOT NEED A LICENSE OR PLATES TO FREELY TRAVEL AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>69649390
Officer, are you threatening me?
>>69649390
Do you even know who I am?
Nigger name = shoots cop
Mexican = get deported
White = get a warning
not cop related, but holy fucking shit is the judge b a s e d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7h7uevwxt8
>>69649390
My name is Illgetyaof Ifyalettmeof. It's Russian.
AYY MAYNE WHY U PULL ME OVA FO CUZ IMMA BRUTHA SHIT NIGGA AINT U HERE BLACK LIVES MATTER RACIST ASS CRACKA
>>69649390
PLEASE DONT SHOOT ME
>>69649390
POKE AN DUNNUH FO BEENZ
>>69649390
Here's my license, but my registration is at home in a drawer.
Did I do something wrong officer?
>>69659827
LET ME SEE YOUR HA- HE'S GOING FOR MY WEAPON-*BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG*
>>69649587
>>69651064
>IS SPEEDING A CRIME?
>AM I DRIVING? NO I'M NOT.
>>69651064
Holy shit I love that nigger's pained screams. Music to my ears!
>>69651064
ok that was pretty fucking hilarious
>>69649390
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
![2490393-t1000[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/1RCvx0M.gif "2490393-t1000[1].gif")
>>69655680
>>69649390
AM I BEING DETAINED!?
IS BREAKING THE LAW A CRIME!?
>>69651064
>that nog getting arrested
kek
>>69649390
Am I being detained!
>>69649390
Here.
>>69651064
>call the police
>Sir we are the police
>no no!
It's like bad comedy. Is this even real life?
>>69660903
I loved that one too.
*baby sobbing in the backseat*
"HONEY CALL A LAWYER!"
"Which one?"
>>69651064
"Uh you see that sign there right?"
"UHH WHICH ONE THE ONE THAT SAYS WILDLIFE REFUGE? HAHAHA"
"No the one that clearly says no parking."
"..."
>>69651064
are these faggots all in their first week or law 101 classes
>>69649390
"No problem officer, Here is my license and my registration."
"Yeah sorry i was going a little fast back there, I guess my eyes just left the speedometer.."
"A ticket? Yeah i understand, sign right here? Okay no problem."
Alright ill slow down around that curb next time, You have a good day too! goodbye"
>>69651064
>dat truck driver
>getting anal and bitchy about travel laws when your job makes you cross interstate lines everyday
>>69650178
SOMEBODY CALL THE POLEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69649390
>but officer I am riding a bicycle
>>69649390
>alright, here you go
>You aware you were going 75 kph in a 60 zone
>well officer I know I was going fast and I know it's no excuse but it's 2:30 am and this street is well lit and I was in the left land
>you're right it's no excuse, the law is the law, I'll let you off this time with just a warning but you won't get off the hook if you pull something like this again
>alright, thank you officer, I apologise for the trouble, good night
True story
>>69651064
16:45
>You can leave the camera with your mother outside the courtroom, then you can come in.
>God's not worried about the camera, I am.
>That's a nice speech but you're still not coming in.
>he just nonchalantly tases him
>>69662073
I actually know someone that got pulled over and ticketed while riding a bicycle. He ran a stop sign and was somehow speeding. I wish I could have been there to see it myself.
>>69662307
do cops actually keep a record of when they give you warnings?
>>69662440
Depends on the jurisdiction and officer. Most State Police in the US will issue you with a written warning. Verbal warning may or may not be recorded.
>trusting the police
CAN'T SHOOT ME BIX NOOD
I BE UNARMED
https://youtu.be/9zxNE28YF2A
>>69651849
I wish I could see her face, she must be fuckable
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>69662561
there is a happy middle between claming up and saying AM I BEING DETAINED 30 times in a row and saying what up bro I am drunk as fuck you want some sweet whisky and oversharing
A driver's license would imply that i was driving, officer. But i'll have you know i was merely traveling. Know the difference.
>>69662437
>I actually know someone that got pulled over and ticketed while riding a bicycle. He ran a stop sign and was somehow speeding. I wish I could have been there to see it myself.
>>69649998
You are only killed if you act black, i.e. instead of handing the ID totally chimping out, eventually throwing feces.
>>69662440
pretty sure it's at the cop's discretion
I have another true story that happened to a friend of a friend of mine's girlfriend
>going 90 kph in a 50 zone in the middle of the day
>gets pulled over, obviously
>"license and registration"
>doesn't have her license
>"you aware you must have your license with you when you drive?"
>oh wait, she has something
>it's an expired version of her license
>"you aware you are required by law to destroy your old license when you receive your new one? well, whatever, let me see it"
>old license is unlaminated
>"why is this license unlaminated?"
>well officer it's because I had the age on it modified so I could get into bars
>"..."
>gets slapped with a huge fine and a court date
>a week later is speeding again and t-bones some guy, doubling her counts of driving without a license
last I heard she's due in court for fines and damages around $30,000
>>69649390
>tfw got pulled over for the first time in over a year today
>tfw it was over a total bullshit non-issue
>cop literally explained a tiny violation that isn't even ticketable was used as a pretext just to search for illegal activity (which i know is legal)
>tfw was polite, compliant, and even made conversation with the cop even though I was annoyed
>tfw didn't get killed because im not a nigger that felt the need to start a fight over getting pulled over
feels good man
I AM A FREE INHABIT TRAVELING THROUGH YOUR LAND, I AM PROTECTED UNDER THE ARTICLES OF CONFEDERATION
READ ARTICLE FOUR OF THE ARTICLES OF CONFEDERATION, I AM A FREE INHABITANT, YOU CANNOT DETAIN ME AND I MUST BE LET GO.
>>69662772
desu she is lucky she did not seriously hurt somebody and get a big civil case against her.
My latest warning story
>be 11 AM driving to strip club from a baseball game
>coming through industrial part of town i never drive though
>accidentally stop at a T intersection when I see a cop and dont notice there is no stop sign for me
>accidentally make a wide turn pulling though some steel factory road my GPS send me though
>cherries and berries
>bro tier CHP office asks if I have been drinking, does some sobriety thing where I follow a flashlight without moving my head
>asks where i was coming from and where i was going
>get embarrassed as fuck and blush when i tell him i am going to a strip club
>get let off with a warning since i have been driving for 6 years without a ticket probably
>dont even go to strip club too embarrassed about cop pulling me over and having to go to traffic court if i get a ticket
>>69649390
mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga
*gets out of car*
*smacks lips*
*gets shot*
>>69649390
Here ya go, how's your day going?
Well, stay safe out there, and thanks for letting me off with a warning. I'll slow down through this section of road in the future.
>oh shit he's got a gun
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEMCONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEMCONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
>>69651064
What the fuck I'm watching?
What the fuck these clowns are doing?
Stop crying and shitting yourself. Just fucking show him your license and registration.
>>69649390
ROBIN WILLIAMS, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD?
>>69649998
>t. White shitposting anon
>>69649390
i do not consent
I AIN'T NEVA STOPPIN CRACKA
>>69649554
Where can I buy gold?
>>69649390
This isn't /b/
Fuck off.
saged
>>69649390
>"A-am I being memed?"
>>69650888
ITT: Upstanding adults who respect the law and our brave animal control officers.
>>69662437
You can actually get arrested for riding a bike while drunk. And it goes on your driving record and your insurance goes up for it.
>>69663566
canada
>>69651064
lolbertarianism, not even once.
>>69661879
Sir we are the police.
Ew don't touch me! This is rape. THIS IS RAPE!
EEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIII!
>>69651064
Why are these faggots so annoying, and insisting on shit that makes no sense?
>>69664557
Low IQ combined with listening to extreme libertarian garbage
>>69649933
Is asking to reach for your glovebox something that all Americans do?
I couldn't imagine cops being so twitchy.
>>69649390
sure thing officer
