We have reports of illegalexicans in the area. Please give me your name?
>>69641882
VIVA LA RAZA
AM I BEING DETAINED
I'm good, Holmes
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>69641989
>Carl
are you kidding me?
>>69641882
Sir, I'm just building a wall.
I am white
>>69641882
Alright but you have to give it back when you're done.
Yo soy Americano, señor Polecía.
>>69642045
Keep on it.
>>69641882
No wetbacks here boss
HOL UP
*SMACKS LIPS*
>>69642302
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>69642236
>Kent Walker
That's an American name if I ever heard one. You're free free to go, sir.
>>69641882
I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN! AM I FREE TO GO?
I'm Mr. Burns
>>69642045
Get out of here
Dindu nuffin
>>69642302
the mexicans are now coming through canada?
Ok
Nothing but us Americans here.
John Johnson officer
Si senor I am not mexican I swear.
>>69642526
get your beaner ass out of here carlos
>>69641882
RATS IM A RAT
Why does everybody have names now.
>>69641882
None of your business.
>no nigger names
>>69641882
ROCK FLAG AND EAGLLLEEEEE!
>>69642654
HAIRY COLON KEK
>>69642654
>Harry Colon
Alright kid what's your real name?
here
I have a green card, I swear.
Here family.
>>69642745
hmm
Am I being detained, amigo?
Yo pig I'm jus chillin n shirt
Fuck off honkey
Here it is, wiener.
>>69642752
Alvarez... OUT!
>>69641882
no habla ingles
>>69642654
Funnier than names people are trying to get
I am not an illegal!
fuck u gringos
>>69641882
Im white,officer, trust me.
>>69642045
aayyyy
Gib coat pls
>>69643568
lmao
>>69643659
this is my neighbours name kek
>>69641882
All niggers must hang
>>69641882
They were eating from a taco vendor, sir
>>69641882
>>69641882
Wot u meen ese?
Sir here is my proof of citizenship
>>69641882
Nothing to see here officer.
>>69641882
Build Wall
Get out of my way, can't you see I'm American?
>>69641882
Clever kid. I bet a lot of illegal Mexicans go around in border patrol uniforms to hide.
>>69643898
Wha-Ohh!
>>69641882
No hablo ingles.
>>69642745
>>69642929
>>69643165
>>69643695
>>69643842
>>69643898
You have to go back.
Don't worry meester. I'm Estadounidense.
Mi nombre es John, puto.
>>69641882
Sorry no ingles
FIAT 500 ABARTH
I'm a citizen of the world, I don't need papers.
>>69642654
>Harry Colon
I think that's the best name I've seen all day.
Hello officer
Name of my wife's son
>>69641882
Im the kng of getting spic names.
Here you go officer, please have a great day.
real names?
>>69645679
testing this name thing. I'm Ricky Reid bitches.
My last name is not Ortega or Rodriguez.
>>69641882
chadius thunderloins
I'm white officer, MAGA
Trump2016
Walls
2.5 kids
Actual job
You know me man, I'm that white guy you know
The one you all know
Here you go, Officer
>>69646119
>LELand
Kek
POLICIA POLICIA CORRE RAPIDAMENTE
FUCK U HOMES
WE ARE ORIGINIAL INHABITANTS!!!!
>>69642654
Kek
>>69641882
Ola, friend. No Meheecans here.
>>69641882
FREEZE! This the NSA! Anti-American activities on US soil detected!
>>69646383
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
>>69644985
Yup winner.
>>69641882
something gonzales
you bang ese?
>>69641882
No habla inglés, senõr
You have to go back
>>69641882
Yes officer, my name is..
>>69641882
AM I BEING DETAINED!?
AM I FREE TO GO?
uhhh, I was just....out, walking around and shit
dinduing n stuff
sure officer
They went that way, senor
just watch my skin filthlord
>>69646680
do you have your papers?
>>69641882
SOY LEGAL
>>69641882
I am not mexican.
>>69646652
YOUR PASSPORT LOOKS FORGED
>>69647036
I don't know what you mean Senior, I mean sir.
>>69641882
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
>>69641882
Maga
>>69641882
I'm white señor
>>69641882
>illegalexicans
a form of dyslexia?
I am working.
LA MIGRA LA MIGRA
>>69647174
Back across the wall with you!
>>69641882
u wot?
>>69647171
a likely story, what's the name of the coyote?
>>69647174
into the car, mr.mendez.
>>69642468
I had a plan to build an overpass. Was gonna call it the spic span.
Que?
>>69641882
He could detain me indefinitely anytime.
>>69641882
my name
>>69642654
>>69641882
I'm goldberg
>>69641882
I LIE
I CHEAT
I STEAL
VIVA LA RAZA
>>69647372
Nice job. Trump wants a word with you.
>>69647174
>>69647229
OUT. OUT, GET EM OUT. TAKE THEIR COATS, NO COATS.
Sure thangg
MAGA
>>69647372
>>69647424
We're gonna need back-up!
>>69641882
sure thing gring....err officer....its a European name sir.
I did nothing wrong
>>69647482
Hand over your coat, Mexi.
>>69647546
>Ali
ISIS detected
>>69641882
I'm sorry sir, but I don't speak Spanish and was born here.
>>69647546
>Ali
OH SHIT HE HAS A BOM-
ok mr.sir xd
MOON MAN MOON MAN CAN'T YOU SEE
thank fuck this name bullshit is almost over
>>69641882
am I being detained
>>69647847
>cohen
oy vey
>>69647794
>Mcbride
fucking potato nigger
>>69647847
Not yet it ain't.
Que?
There are no mexicans in this country, just us moose fuckers.
la migra no es amiga
"I'm a free citizen, I cannot be arrested"
http://youtu.be/3zHRQn_IShw
>>69647928
>Sanders
fucking commie kike
I'm 100% white.
>>69641882
problem officer?
>>69641882
im legal i swear!
>>69641882
Dindu nuffin, officer.
>>69647847
>a mexican jew
just gas my shit up
>>69648138
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
no ser mexicano, señor
Nothing to see here.
>>69647998
mfw I snuck past border patrol
Just walking to the store, my papers are at home, is zis nazi germanny?
>>69641882
get at me, op
I am the whitest man in America.
>>69641882
I feel bad for the boy for having to go back, I really do, but he needs to know that it's his parents' fault.
AM I BEING DETAINED???
>>69642654
Alright jokester give me your real name
>>69644985
My sides.
I promise im not from canada
Que?
>>69641882
I HAVE AUTISM!
Si, si, nombre, si senor Americano legal.
>>69649221
OH BABY I'M A KENNEDY!!!! NOW I CAN FULFILL MY LIFELONG DREAM OF BEING ASSASSINATED!!!!
>>69641882
TETRAMALPARIDOS GONORREAS TODOS
>>69649239
TIME TO GO, MENDEZ.
ooga booga
No one is more American than me!
SI!
What mexians
I am here to extend the moorish caliphite in the name of Phu (Allah)
Pure blood aryan. Descendant of romans.
>>69649475
>Yolanda
>>69649537
FUCK OFF BACK TO LORDRAN
Ayy ese, I dindoo nutin'
>>69642654
fukken saved
Here's proof of my citizenship señor.
>>69641882
I dindu nuffin, officer.
I am a proud citizen of the United States of America
Chinga tu madre, pinche guero maricon.
Proud American, sir!
Making America GREAT Again
>>69642654
Make america great again!
patrician name incoming
just building a wall here señor
>>69641882
I'm good officer
>>69641882
I got nothing to be afraid of, born and raised
>>69649308
Over the wall you go
>>69647998
Over the wall you go
>>69653910
and me too, because I'm your brother
I ain't finna say nuffin
*checks for grape drank*
>>69642654
b a s e d amigo
>>69641882
I'm an American, sir. Born on the 4th of July and everything.
M A G A
A
G
A
>>69641882
HANDS UP
I'm a proud honky!
no engles sir
Both my parents are proud Americans hence my last name, sir!
No hombre, thats a bullshit.
Look, heres my ID.
Maricon
>>69641882
my name is ben dover
>>69641882
That's actually a 40 year old man.
Meximanlets.
Am I being detained?
>>69641882
¡NO! ¡NO ME GUSTA!
no illegal here amigo
I'm white, I swear, habibi.
where my food stamps???
>>69657506
the wall ain't gonna build itself, Miss Duarte
Argentina is white.
>>69654552
BABY HANDS UP
>>69641882
does the name persist across threads?
>>69658865
It does not.
>>69658899
Or even post to post.
I entered here legally.
>>69641882
I DINDU NUFFIN, OCIFUR.
I'm white
Why don't you take my abuelita instead, oficial??
>car's colours match up with the Mexican flag
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
I DINDU NUFFIN
Dont mind me. Just a white man passing through!
>>69659632
Hold it !
>>69641882
My name is not hispanic-sounding
>>69648302
ni pedo juanita
n..not me sir
>>69641882
No problem here officer.
JAMAL GOMEZ HOSE MY NIGGA ESSE
>>69642302
OUT OUT OUT
Ayyyy cabron
>>69642654
HARRY COLON! FUCKING LEAF!
>>69660278
>walls
>>69642654
This is what I've been waiting for.
on my way to school sir
Anonymous here
check my papers racist whitey
I'm an Argentinian and I came here legally. By the way, Morrissey, when did you become a cop?
>>69641882
Hmmm
FUCK BEANERS
>>69642654
FUCKING LOL
Nothing to fear
>>69641882
No mexicans here.
>>69662728
Sorry but you have to go back.
>>69662728
OH FUCK
>>69662728
Found another one! Get a squad car over here pronto!
>>69662784
So you're an illegal spic AND a kike?
>>69641882
I swear I'm just Filipino
As you can see I have an Aryan name.
>>69663177
>>69663025
So many goddamn spics
errr...
>>69663177
Trabajo si?
Wall, big wall
El buildo
>>69641882
im a white man
>>69663348
Out