just had a taste of this
you went to far this time ostrelia, fuck you
>>69637264
>he fell for the aussies love vegemite meme
>>69637264
>Stacy
>bad mouthing vegemite
REEEEEEEEE
>>69637264
its like a faggot version of marmite
>>69637264
I suppose you stuck a heaped spoonful in your gob like a seppo.
>>69637961
placed some in my tacos
tastes like warm salty beer, how can you cunts eat that shit?
>>69637264
u aint got shit on ukraine
>>69638316
more like ain't got piss
>>69637264
shoulda tried marmite, vegemite is shit
you suppose put it on toast its good for a helathy savoury snack
>>69638272
Who the fuck puts vegemite on tacos? Have it on toast with butter cunt
>>69637264
It's literally a jar of MSG.
Congratulations retard, you hate flavour.
>>69638272
>Placed Vegemite in tacos
>>69639677
The Bogan knows what he's saying, even though Marmite is infinitely better.
>>69637264
Learn to use butter OP
>>69637783
>>69639558
soft cocks detected
>>69638316
that's a hinpoo drink though. From shitskindia
>>69637783
Fuck off Muhammad Vegemite is god tier compared to marmite
>>69639677
That's stupid, You're stupid
Cunt
Guys here is the definitive Marmite vs Vegemite video xD ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_BxxyhPFNs
>>69637472
We do. But we don't eat it like Nutella.
1. Toast crumpets
2. Put a bit of butter (real butter, not fucking spread) on it
3. Let the butter melt and spread through the crumpet
4. Add a thin layer of Vegemite
Because it's a crumpet there will be some patches where it's a bit thicker (because it falls into the cracks).
Best snack ever.
Fairy Bread > ALL
>>69639677
surely you understand, Gsutavo
>>69640014
Marmite is babby's first try at vegemite. At least it's still not as bad as promite
>>69640132
Marmite was literally invented first.
Nice shitpost anyway.
>>69637264
>eating shit tier vegemite rather than ozemite
>thin layer of vegemite meme
LIGHTWEIGHTS GET OFF MY BOARD
fuck this thread is making me miss having marmite and fuck it i'll give vegemite another go too
a store near me sells both along with irn bru, lucozade and these weird chocolate shit called 'digestives.' Basically a taste of brit/bogan life I guess.
>>69640435
>irn bru, lucozade and these weird chocolate shit called 'digestives
That's classic Bong food m8
>>69640232
>marmite is...first try
>b-but it was invented first le trash man
>>>/r/eddit
>>69639677
Don't you have some oil to spill faggot.
IM COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER
>>69640435
>irn bru, lucozade and these weird chocolate shit called 'digestives.
the fuck is this nigger shit?
>>69640373
>dick smith
>>69640594
it's been playing in my mind since I clicked in this thread.
I have never eaten that kangaroo shit
>>69640435
>weird chocolate shit called 'digestives.'
They're just biscuits.
And I love me some Irn-Bru but the one store that sells it is an hour's drive away.
>>69640611
>not liking big dick
>>69637264
American eating Vegemite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtPUbsnnYW4
>>69639813
They're kinda better than hard ones desu
I actually like the taste of Vegemite AND Marmite, OP is a soft faggot
>>69640780
That video gave me cancer
>>69640070
this
you put a fking TINY THIN FKING LAYER these dumb fuks was slapping it on like peanut butter
>>69640498
The wonders of having a british import shop I guess. There's also
>coleman's mint sauce
>HP sauce (no idea what the fuck that even is)
>salad cream (again, not a fucking clue)
>walkers crisps
>stiglets
>bachelor's mushy peas (kek what the fuck)
>assorted british tea (let me know which one is best they probably have it)
>"jaffa cakes"
>hobnobs
britbongs and your weird fucking food names.
>>69640851
Has your bull tired you out mate?
>>69640611
He's gonna be our Trump.
>>69637475
Melvin kek
>>69640555
>montgomery
Found the peckerwood
I'm thinking of growing my own Spirulina :)
>>69640089
>fairy
Sounds about right
>>69641030
I don't know. Most lose the foreskin goodness once that happens and it's not like a flaccid doesn't bounce around too. Lmfao
Vegemite and cheese toasted sandwiches are where it's at
>>69640935
HP sauce is good
Salad cream is inferior mayo
Walkers are the same as lays
Twiglets are basically marmite chips
mushy peas are classic school lunch tier veg
All tea is pretty much the same
jaffa cakes are 10/10
hobnobs are pretty decent too
>>69640899
Your post gave me cancer
>>69641030
kek
>>69641207
faggot
>>69639936
Thanks cancuck. You got me good there
>>69641331
Jaffa?
>>69641331
>All tea is pretty much the same
>flag
u wot m8?
>>69637264
Fuck you.
Fuk yall bovril is where it's at, it's made of people
>>69641421
What are you going to do about it. Fite me
My sister bought me some months ago from Aus.
Tried it once, now it sits in the back of my cupboards neglected and unused.
>>69641526
Lel
>>69640089
This man knows what he's on about
Fuck Vegemite
Fuck Marmite.
Bovril is where it's at.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAnt_WxD8NA
>>69641331
I guess I'll get HP Sauce on the principle of I don't know what the fuck it is, what it goes on and it just sounds like an all around bizarre name for a sauce.
>>69641526
FUNFACT: We used to make 100% of Bovril world production for the British Empire's needs.
There's a city in Santa Fe province named after it.
>>69641716
Tastes spicy, but in a non-chilli pepper kind of way
>>69641716
It's tamarind. Good on eggs and on steak but is kind of a gross paprika taste
>>69637264
did you do what all the wogs do and put a teaspoon of it down your greasy gullet and expect it to taste like velvet and butter?
ffs, get a lovely piece of homecooked bread and toast it. When it comes fresh out of the oven, smother the top of it in real butter and let it soak in.
Spread a small portion of vegemite over the top fo the butter.
Add cheese and melt it under the grill if you want to level it up.
>>69641421
>Brittany Frazier
holy shit... I'm scared guys, that's the female form of my name.
>>69641716
It's a man's version of BBQ sauce
>>69641551
I was going to have you suck my dick, but I guess I'll have to beat you first.
you probably filled your taco up with it you idiot
It's just a joke to give stupid foreigners a spoonful of vegemite. Australians eat it on bread with a tonne of butter and a hair thin layer of the vegemite stuff on top.
>>69641935
Patsy no. He's already had to raise his wife's nigger son. Show mercy
>>69641935
You're good at this. First we jostle. Then if i lose i am yours
You don't eat it idiot. You smear it over your face to protect you from drop bear attacks.
Didn't you watch the fucking video on the plane or see the signs at the airport?
>>69642009
Australians are fucking pussies. I tried vegemite the other day as a change from marmite, fucking layered the stuff on, I do it on it's own, without any butter or olive spread, and the jar only lasted me 6 slices of toast. It tastes like a cheaper version of Marmite with a muddier texture.
Shit-tier spread for a shit-tier country tbqh.
>>69637264
>>69639677
>>69640435
>>69637475
>>69637961
>>69639677
>>69639813
>>69639875
>>69639888
>>69640070
>>69640373
>>69640555
I brought vegemite back through customs to my friends so I could fuck with them. Over 50 people, about 3 of them liked it and around 10 puked
>>69642317
I looked up what Bovril means. Turns out it has more to do with kek than I thought
>>69641866
JUST?
>>69641858
read this in an English accent
became comfy
>>69637783
This
>>69642317
but did you put it on toast?
>>69637264
Tried it when I visited family a few summers ago. You Aussies are fucked
>>69643458
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I mix vegemite and water in a food processor at 1/1 ratio and drink it as a refresher. Much better than soda. I go through a gallon or so a day. Needs to be lukewarm to warm or it tastes like bad beer. Season with potato.
>>69640089
So basically put whatever the fuck you feel like on some bread and then it's an Australian delicacy, lol.
>>69637264
>ITT:a bunch of sour faggots argue about which loose whore's bottled cunt scrapings taste best
>>69640780
But Furious Pete is Canadian...
>>69643911
Borrrring
>>69643933
Lel
>>69637264
It's good if you just put a bit of it on toast and don't spread it like fucking peanut butter or some shit.
>>69640070
> crumpet
>>69644287
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /pol/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>69643614
top kek
> I said do you speak my language
> she just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.
Greatest straya lyrics of all time.
>>69644572
You overcooked yer sghetti there big momma
>>69640780
>says he's Canadian within the first 10 seconds
Australians confirmed for low intelligence.
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
And he said
>>69644572
Eggsgelend patsa needs more yest axtrect
>>69640935
Holy fuck, burgers don't have jaffa cakes? Why even live?
>>69646329
Canadians are Americans. AH!
>>69646543
I come from a land down under
>>69644572
Is this any good straya?
>>69640935
HP sauce is like BBQ sauce but better. Have a small amount with sausages
>>69647407
*aya
>>69637264
why would anyone eat anything with "mite" in its name?
>>69647377
Checked and nice save, kangaroo fucking bastard.
>>69648225
Is the only BBQ sauce available in NZ the tomato based stuff which is basically ketchup with more sugar and some smoke flavor added like bullseye?
>>69649393
Mostly yes, you can get real BBQ sauce but you have to go to specialty stores
>>69638272
Warm salty beer sounds bretty good desu Cortez.
>>69640070
>not putting exclusively the finest Australian bush honey on your crumpets
How could you waste a good crumpet with fucking Vegemite. Don't get me wrong I love the stuff but on toast only
>>69640935
Yorkshire and Taylors of harrogate are the greatest bong teas m9
>>69637264
It's like eating bog peat, pretty much made of the same stuff too
>>69641716
Damit. It like heinz57 or a1. It's more of a steak sauce.
>mfw I still see 'Australians' who eat halal certified Vegemite
>>69641331
>All tea is pretty much the same
>>69640070
Still cancer.
If you arent smearing inches of vegymite on every item of food in your house then you are a weak cunt and should fuck off and die.
>>69637264
Fuck you. Leave the bulls blood alone
>>69637264
Do they sell this at Walmart? I've always wanted to try it, it sounds delicious.
>marmite
>ozmite
>vegemite
Why do you queenies name your foods like minerals?
>>69656612
Cause its fucking good as
>>69637264
I love vegemite, I used to eat it on toast nearly every morning, still would if I had time.
I had it for breakfast, now I'm going to have it for lunch.
>>69637264
>be murican
>love vegemite
Welp
>>69644512
What's wrong with eating a crumpet? They are the master races' food.
>>69656707
You dont have time to eat some Vegemite toast?
What the fuck is consuming your time that much??? If it's work then wake up 10 minutes earlier for some fucking sick as Vegemite toast.
>>69640070
Casual. Eating vegemite with a spoon is amazing. The texture and taste is exquisite.
>>69656820
>crumpet
>master race
I think you mean scones, lad.
I have been eating bags of this non stop. Shit is so god. Sometimes i just pour milk into the pouch and eat it like cereal. A bag usually lasts 2-3 days. Do other countries have this?
>>69656932
No, I mean English Breakfast, with tea to drink.
I actually like Vegemite and bread
>>69657076
Slop on a plate.
Enjoy your fucked up life expectancy you cunts have over there.
>>69657793
>fucked up life expectancy
You realise our life expectancy is only about 1/2 of a year higher right m8?
>>69658806
Do you know how much pussy and vegymite I could smash in 6 months cunt?
>>69641090
lol ok perry
farkin gronk
>>69639677
build wall
>>69640373
tfw i loved going to dick smith
tfw it died right after getting the new CEO, and it tried to be a shitty version of 'The Good Guys' / 'JB-HI-FI'
i really liked that store
>Worked in hotels in England and Australia for a couple of years
>Had to warn every french tourists not to even touch the Marmite/Vegemite
>Fuckers always have to try it first thing anyways
>Hundreds of croissants and toast thrown in the bin everyday because of these mixtures
>Saw people litteraly barfing in their coffee because of it
>According to hundreds of customers, Marmite is definitely the worst of the two
>>69644572
>>69638272
Why don't these ugly, disgusting criminals eat normal food? Don't they know how to grow crops instead of swallowing dead yeast infection from their sheilas?
