According to the Daily Mail, "Islamic State Airways has been formed in partnership with Air America, is serving every major European city to 'compensate for the lack of accessible air transport between the capital of Raqqa and the rest of Europe'."
The new company's official logo is "Aloha Ackbar"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3518766/islamic-state-founds-airline.html
Click here for their new commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEXU00w62T4
>>69633794
Aloha snackbar?! Shiiet im in!
>>69633794
Lol good Thread OP
Do they accept Frequent Flyer Miles
>daily mail
>april 1st
Both of these are reasons you should fuck off
>>69634018
Yes they do
Every 786 miles, you get an all expenses paid trip to Jannah.
Would you like to know more?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=docyzoHb1H4
>>69633794
This is so much better than the new css. Upboat.
>>69633794
you can't hijack your own planes
or can you???
>>69634715
Don't test me child
>>69634715
It would end up like in that Austin Powers movie where the bad guys just end up doing legal business because it's more lucrative. Capitalism can save ISIS from themselves (until Dr. Evil comes back to ruin it for everyone).
>>69634715
solid
>>69633794
HAHAH I knew the chons wouldnt disappoint!
I come here to 4chan to get my lol on
-Posted from my smartphone
>>69633794
DUDE
AMERICAN '''''''HUMOR'''''''
LMAO
Scoobydoo Sadat
>>69633794
Haha good April Fool's joke friendo XD <:-)
>>69634045
Fuck off liberal cuck weenieboi, the Daily Mail is based af. They are one of the few news sites that follows the "PICS OR DIDN'T HAPPEN" rule.
>>69633794
we have an airline too
Its going to mars
Every trip is a one way ticket to heaven.
>>69635203
no no no
dude mexican humour!
look he put the dick in the dead guys mouth
what a madman!
10/10 was leld
