>So tell us about yourself
That chick in the middle is pretty hot
>>69624228
I'M A FUCKING WHITE MALE!
I hate niggers
My name is (jew get)
>>69624228
well im not black so kayne west could take the rest of the day off
I spend my time venting my frustration from being a virgin on an anti semitic mongolian cave painting web forum. When I'm not there I'm cleaning my katana for when the day of the rope comes.
>>69624228
I like to spend my time reading a 'cookbook' and making devices for some family in Ulster.
y-you too
>>69624532
oh no wait, apparently I'm a mexican woman.
>>69624382
Pepe, is that you?
>>69624228
>>So tell us about yourself
Fuckers, you have my life on a piece of paper, ask my some questions or don't waste my time.
>>69624509
>katana
>being useful for decapitating niggers
weeb pleb detected. Longswords are the real shit
>>69624228
well, I hate niggers, women and faggots so I guess I'll be seeing myself out.
>>69624228
the guy at right looks like a sims character
I own a small business, btfo liberals here regularly, my most prized possessions are my dogs and my guns and start my morning with coffee and getting myself worked up over politics.
I also work my ass off and have a daughter thats named Eva who is homeschooled.
>walk into job interview
>a white woman and a pakistani man
>greet them and they ask me to take a seat
>typical interview questions, only the woman speaks even though I talk to both and make eye contact with both
>woman asks "what do the words 'British values' mean to you?"
>I respond "what do they mean to me or what have I been told that they mean?"
>she frowns as if struggling to differentiate between the two, pakistani man shuffles in his seat
>I continue "it means waking up and having a cup of tea, eating a full English breakfast with extra sausages and bacon, it means standing in respect for the national anthem and wearing the Union Jack with pride"
>they show visible discomfort
>"it means standing up for what I believe in. there are people out there who wish to take what I love and destroy it, British values means saying no to these people and fighting for everything I hold dear, be it sausages and bacon or her majesty"
>the woman's jaw clenches and there's silence
>I glance towards the pakistani man and narrow my eyes
>she notices and hastily says "thank you for your time we'll get back to you" without even getting to the most important questions like skills
>get a phone call later that day saying that the company doesn't employ racists
i make clocks for a living
My name will tell you all about me
>>69624724
>>69625003
I believe you
>>69624228
I'm a programmer, women don't program
>>69625003
based if true
>>69625003
That must have been fun to imagine while you were sitting in your room alone.
>>69624228
i can never answer this question without lying
is that normal?
>>69625199
>golden
we all know you took off the -berg to confuse us. Nixe try JIDF
>>69625250
It's true I'm still on the dole because of these cunts. A week after that happened the job centre told me I had to do "work experience" in poundland.
>>69625308
Labourite detected
>>69625349
y-you too
>>69624228
I post Lebanese cartoons on a Japanese frog exchange.
>>69625354
I can be whatever I want, I work and pay taxes. you do not, and therefore should not get any say in politics.
>>69624228
The guy with a laptop is Jewish. Thanks but I changed my mind about working here. Good bye.
>>69624823
BAM!
>>69625003
>>69624228
i'm 1/64th native american, 1/32nd mexican & 1/128th ethiopian
do i qualify for equal opportunity
I'm a spic. What else do you need to know?
Don't you have a race quota to fill?
>>69624228
Well I really like this picture.
>>69625825
>tfw started to get more interviews after checking the racial minority box during the application process
>>69625003
>"what do they mean to me or what have I been told that they mean?"
Are you retarded? She clearly asked what do these words mean to you. Maybe if you had some comprehension skills you wouldn't be unemployed.
>>69626214
She was clearly asking me to say something leftist, regardless of whether you believe it or not, judging by the response.
>>69625003
Ignore the Jamals and Muhammeds posing as British citizens, good on you.
>>69624228
I'm really not sure
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH POL
>>69625624
You can sue both them and google. They can do it only under table.
>>69626399
Pretty sure you could have gotten away with a more conservative answer as well if you didn't play stupid and cause a scene when she asked you a very straight forward question of your personal opinion.
>>69624228
How about i tell You about jews
>>69624228
My name is Hitler.
>>69624228
I am a gay autistic virgin who has never had sex and love prepping my wife's bull
>>69626862
Ben doesn't wanna sue anyone. He makes justice with his own hands (and guns).
>>69624228
>A nigger, a woman and a jew
I'm here to kickass and chew bubble gum
And I'm all out of bubble gum
>>69627141
No, your name is a synonym for vagina.
>>69627349
t. moots creepy uncle
>>69624554
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