THIS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES BARACK OBAMA.
IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE SERVING THIS GREAT COUNTRY, UNFORTUNATELY WE HAVE BEEN OVERWHELMED AND MY LOCATION HAS BEEN KEPT PRIVATE. USSTRATCOM HAS BEEN NOTIFIED AND THE US NUCLEAR ARSENAL HAS BEEN PUT ON READY.
BUT FIRST, YOUR FIRST NAMES MUST BE ROLLED. ONCE THAT IS AUTHENTICATED THE NUKES WILL BE SENT, GOOD LUCK, GOD SPEED AND GOD BLESS THE USA.
Roll for the first names and the name of the City, there are 2 "Marks", once everyone has been named all nukes will be launched!
Each roll with the first name will have their city updated here.
Im gonna samefag for the names, until all named cities are in flames.
Roll for Pyongyang.
>>69612751
I aint quittin til kim jong un isnt breathin'
PYONGYANG
Roll for Pyongyang.
Pyongyang, fuck the fattie.
>>69612384
Berlin
rolling for sweden
>>69612384
Mecca.
>>69612384
Mecca 2
Rolling for California. Just nuke us already senpai.
Fuck it, Vancouver Canada!
Iran
>>69612384
Drop it on my position.
I don't want this anymore.
>>69614361
Frank's short for Franklin. Reroll for kill me.
>>69614361
Authentication Error. Exact Name Does not Match!
>>69614586
Close enough
Moscow Russia
>>69612384
Lampedusa.
Vancouver Canada
>>69612384
Tel Aviv
Happy birthday
Pyongyang again
Dallas
pyongyang
Dubai
Washington DC
Kansas City
L.A.
Vancouver
Trying again for my position
mumbai
ROLLING FOR CHICAGO
>>69612384
fuck roll
>>69612384
miami
Mecca
>>69612384
Fucking Mecca, nuke Mecca
istanbul
canada
Hong Kong
>>69612384
Hit their head.
Berlin
Stockholm
John here, Mecca it is
>>69617930
New York
San Francisco
Detroit
Mecca
>>69612384
London please
>>69619230
Reroll
Hiroshima
>>69619610
Reroll