You're about to be arrested and this guy shows up. What do you do?
>>69608337
Be polite. Obey his commands.
He is an oreo.
>>69608493
>Ayo suck muh dick cracka
>>69608337
Proclaim I dindu nuffin
>>69608337
Tell him he is a victim of institutional racism and doing the bidding of his white master.
>>69608337
Walk away
>>69608337
Try not to talk down to him.
>>69608337
Get shot for not noticing him.
Ask repeatedly if I'm being detained.
Call the circus to ask them if they're missing a monkey that does dress ups
>>69608493
white male and productive member of society detected
Dindu duffin offiser
Ask him repeatedly if I'm being detained.
What can I do but ovey?
Who can correctly guess his height?
>>69608337
put him in my pocket
>>69608337
Call the race card like the niggers do.
#WhiteLivesMatter
Obey his commands because i am innocent and he will find that out if he is a competent officer. Im not a nigger lol
Try to communicate with them.
Mup da doo didda po mo gub dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga.
>>69608337
I chimp out and run away, nobody fears the rookie cop.
>>69608337
I knew it was a prank.
black manlets are the worst.
one time I small black kid tore up a love note i was writing. I was so pissed I pushed him and he fell. He was shocked that I actually did anything. We ended up both getting in school suspension
>>69608337
Put my hands behind my back and surrender
Give him any information he asks for
>>69608337
Laugh at him for being a manlet.
Then get tased.
>>69609160
Well Allen if I were to assume correctly he will be around 5'10-5'8
>>69608337
Kick him in his manlet nuts.
>>69608493
/thread.
>>69608493
This
I ain't no nigger
>>69608493
>your pants fall off
>get shot
Lmao not even whites are safe
>>69608493
American obeying a nigger. No suprise there.
The capital of interracial marriage and nigger rape. You even got a head of state that is a baboon mixbreed.
>>69608493
THREAD
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>>69608337
I won't chimp out
>>69608337
Return the car, Jamal. Also return that uniform too. That blazer is clearly too big for you.
>>69610991
>Sweden
Literal breeding pen for Muslims and blacks.
>>69608493
JUST
>>69610991
Sweden yes
>>69611173
LOCK
>>69611210
SHIT
>>69611165
<50% white number one mix race nation in the world and is bashing Sweden for having a race problem in the last years. Hahaha
>>69608337
midgets can become cops?
Am I the only one see how short he is? Unless he decided to pimp out his cruiser and throw some 24s on the bitch.
I suppose both are equally likely
>>69608337
This makes me feel just like the Julius birthday thread
>>69608587
This is not the time for your sexual fantasies, Sven
>>69608493
exactly. there is no better way to thank him for trying to lift the black population out of its ignorance and depravity.
god bless this man. he's short, but in my eyes he is taller than the average NBA star.
>>69611354
>Am I the only one see how short he is?
>>69611326
>midgets can become cops?
yeah. they started letting women be cops years ago. what's wrong with letting small men do a job if they have the courage.
god damn, I expect more of you.
well, actually I don't. he's black and he's short. so you fools go into full retard mode.
carry on. tards.
>>69608337
He looks like a respectable person, maybe a little short. What's wrong with this? Are we to make fun of people making something good out of their lives?
>>69611711
This is the designated shitposting thread
>>69610991
Sweden yes
>>69608587
>ayo sven suck my refugee cock
>>69608337
Hahaha, this actually happened to me Monday night OP - well, sorta did.
>Be driving home from Chatsworth after visiting my Dad and Uncle.
>Drive a real piece of shit lookin' 1999 Beige Toyota Corolla (college student in LA, sue me).
>I mean this thing is like a fat girl: great on the inside, ugly as fuck on the outside.
>Past by cop car parked by the street.
>Dude is the 1st cop to notice my headlights are straight up pointing towards the sky.
>Immediately pull over off the main street into the parking lot of a small building.
>Turn off engine, toss keys on the dashboard, lift up my hands so he can clearly see them comin' up to the car.
>Black cop.
>Tells me he pulled me over cause my car is a real piece of shit.
>Same demands, I'm polite and compliant.
>Asks me what I do and what I'm coming from.
>Tell him I'm an EMT who got off work and is heading back home after visiting his dad.
>Before I even pull out my license, he just says "Fuck It, I can obviously tell you're telling the truth and you're obviously not some hardcore drug dealer. Just be safe out there sir, have a nice night."
>Before he leaves, I tell him to have a safe night and be careful out there because the political climate nowadays is harsh on cops.
>Spend ~10 minutes with a black cop bitchin' about Shaun King, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, BLM, and etc.
Not that big of a deal OP.
>>69608337
>You're about to be arrested and this guy shows up. What do you do?
Pull the trigger.
Ask him to sign my daughter's backpack.
She loved that movie.
>>69608337
>Black
Check
>Cop
Check
>Manlet
Check
>New yorker
Check
I would do whatever he said. There are so many things he is compensating for, and his attitude would probably really shitty if you rubbed him the wrong way
>>69608337
Abide by the law and follow the proper legal procedures. Don't be a nigger, /pol/.
Thank him for his service.
>>69612050
>There are so many things he is compensating for,
god I hate you. some of us short black bald fat whatever people just get up each morning and try to do our jobs.
we've had decades to realize that we are not arnold scharrzenegger. and you aren't either.
god i hate stupid people
>>69610934
Don't whites actually get shot by police twice as often as blacks in America?
>>69608337
Congratulate him on not becoming ghetto trash like most his race have. Then become range buddies
>>69610991
>Black man based enough to make it onto New York's finest
>NeoNazi dick-lick bitches and moans
Sorry you couldn't make a success of your life homie.
>>69610991
I can't take the Irony
I think I'm having a stroke
>>69610991
>Sweden
>>69610579
>Put my hands behind my back
congratulations you just got shot 23 times, dumbfuck
>and surrender
sure did
>>69612303
Wouldn't be surprised, but of course the corporate media wouldn't want you to know that. Divide and conquer and so on.
>>69608337
Show him the respect due to an officer of the law while being aware of my rights.
>>69608337
Congratulate him on being a productive member of society and escaping the shit tier ghetto culture
