You're walking down the street for whatever reason, suddenly you feel very hungry. You decide to go to the nearest McDonalds to buy a burger. As you come out of the restaurant with your food, this d00d comes up to you and says
>Salam aleykum, this area is under sharia control. Throw that burger in the trash or you will meet my wrath, inshallah!
What do you do?
>>69607580
I call OP a faggot and sage his shitty copy pasta.
>>69607580
I wonder why a siek is acting like a Muslim
>>69607580
Wonder why a siek is acting like a Muslim
>>69607580
Ask him why he is policing sharia and not killing Muslims like a good Sikh
>>69607580
pull out my gun and shoot him
Why does Sharia care that I'm eating a Chicken burger though?
>>69607580
Kiss an ass, bro tier shitbird.
>>69607580
But Sikhs are bro tier.
>>69607580
Act like I'm going to give him the sweetroll, but at the last minute throw it in the air, hoping that they'll pay attention to it long enough for me to get a shot in on the leader.
>>69607580
>teleport behind him
>unsheath my katana
>heh... ur done
>slice him in a thousand pieces
>drop down my pants and start pissing on what remains of his body
>"nothin personnel... kid"
>tip my fedora and leave
ignore him, as I'm a sovereign person and I don't need to acknowledge this guy's existence
Tell him I'm atheist
Wait for triggered
Pull out glock 26
Put 11 HSTs into him
Do Zimmerman
>>69607580
>Nice april fools my sikh brother.
>Let's take down Isis nce and for all.
>>69608627
*once
Punch him in the fucking cock and go about my business.
>>69607580
Op is a faggot. Sikhs are bro-tier. They are based kebab removers
>>69607580
>a guy from a religion that is literally sworn to kill Muslims when they try to fuck with them
>greeting me with salam aleykum
What's going on here
>>69607580
Scream Deus Vult after unloading my AirLite Ti 32 into goatfucker man
