>You're walking home at midnight
>Decide to take a shortcut down an alley
>See this guy
>"Hand over your wallet or I'll kill you nigga!"
what do?
>>69597723
Oy well it seems were are in a bit of a "chester".
Thank you.
I would relax and try to reason with the ape.
Inform him on how I am a white male, and my cuckiness will not stand for this.
Haha I live in upper middle class superb. We don't have alleys or niggers.
>>69597723
That's the most nigger looking nigger I've ever seen. I'd kill that damn monkey in a heartbeat. KKK all the way!
>>69597723
Blast ooga in face
>>69597723
"Y-yes sir."
Then I draw and fire.
I would wake up from the nightmare and realize I don't live in the u.s
>>69598333
and then realise you're actually living the nightmare.
>>69597723
>This guy in an alley at midnight
"who said that?? A GHOST? "
Suddenly " G-G-GHOST!? NAW NIGGA! "
*the sounds of tripping over pants disappearing in the distance *
>>69597723
I carry everyday.
Any retard here who doesn't exercise their right to be armed, or who otherwise lives in a fascist state, deserves this shit.
>>69597723
I GOT THIS!
>>69597723
Blow yourself up
>>69597723
.....k
Then give him the false wallet that's hard to open but releases ricin when it does
>>69597723
Throw fake banana pattern wallet at him full of Canadian tire money
It's an honour to meet you, Mr President
>>69597723
Why would I need his wallet?
>>69597723
"Well, I can't even... you're trying to appropriate my wallet!"
>produce my M1911 and aim for center mass.
>call police and report the event: "I just made America a little bit greater officer."
>wait for the decedent's high school graduation photo to hit media
>wait to be mutated into KKK Grand Cyclops
>feed off of media hate
>Hang out and party with Zim Zam and Wilson
>>69597723
>if you stole my wallet remember that you will be deported next month in your shitty country
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>>69598333
Im German trust me we are multicutural.Pls fuck my wife! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDVta6Hcy1M
>>69597723
I would light a lighter and watch his amazement at fire.
>>69599214
>you're trying to appropriate my wallet
Jek
>>69599214
10/10
>>69597723
Rape him with extreme prejudice.
Thanks OP, was just wondering what I'm doing for the weekend
Putting blackface on the Neanderthal exhibits in the natural history museum suddenly looks like a hilarious option
>>69597723
Shoot him with my gun and continue walking.
shoot him
>>69599374
Meh it was better the first time
>>69597723
"I don't have anything on me right now but I can give you my boy pussy virginity"
>>69597723
>nigga
Keep walking. Clearly he wasn't talking to me because I'm not black.
>>69597723
Man, your niggers are so fucking polite ... our mussies would have me knocked out and be stealing my shit already.
HOLY SHIT A REAL LIFE PREDATOR WITH CLOAKING TECHNOLOGY.
>>69599713
They have to be nicer or else they might find a dude who will just shoot them.
>>69597723
Is he wearing bright clothes? Or else how did I see him?
HOW CAN AUSTRALIANS COMPETE?
>>69597723
Pull out my cc sd9 and start emptying the magazine , then put the other mag in and dump that one too into the darkness , hoping I hit the spook at least once.
>>69602049
Pic related
>>69597723
Daddy, is that you?
>>69599173
Kek
Just a romanian passing through...
>>69597723
Same I would do to any unarmed person who asked me for my wallet
Smash their face in
