After Turkroach president Erdogan recently got butthurt because of some lame satirical song that aired last week on German TV, generally unfunny comedian Jan Böhmermann took shit to the next level and - in a moment of brillance- read out the following "poem" for Erdogan on his late night show last night. The shitstorm has already started, the video was deleted from YouTube and other sites, lawsuit incoming. This has some great potential kek
For those who do not speak Kraut I made a translation:
Sackdoof, feige und verklemmt, dumb, cowardly and uptight
ist Erdogan der Präsident. is Erdogan the president
Sein Gelöt stinkt schlimm nach Döner, his crotch stinks of Kebap
selbst ein Schweinepfurz riecht schöner. even a pig's fart smells more decent
Er ist der Mann der Mädchen schlägt, he's the guy who beats up girls
und dabei Gummimasken trägt. wearing his rubber masks
Am liebsten mag er Ziegen ficken, his favorite pastime is fucking goats
und Minderheiten unterdrücken, and surpressing minorities
Kurden treten, Christen hauen, kicking Kurds, beating up Christians
und dabei Kinderpornos schauen. while watching child porn
Und selbst Abends heißt statt schlafen, in the evenings before going to sleep
Fellatio mit hundert Schafen. he performs fellatio on a hundred goats
Ja, Erdogan ist voll und ganz, yes, he totally is
ein Präsident mit kleinem Schwanz. a president with a micropenis
Jeden Türken hört man flöten, every Turk is telling it
die dumme Sau hat Schrumpelklöten, the cunt has wrinkly nuts
Von Ankara bis Istanbul, from Ankara to Istanbul
weis jeder, dieser Mann ist schwul, everybody knows the man is a faggot
Pervers, verlaust und zoophil perverted, zoophile, full of lice
Recep Fritzl Priklopil.
http://www.huffingtonpost.de/2016/04/01/zdf-bohmermann-erdogan-sa_n_9590504.html
bump for hardcore shittalking
>>69583542
BTFO
>>69583542
holy shit my fucking sides
>zdf actually deleted it
top cuck
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>>69583542
Mind posting that translation?
>>69583542
there is always a line you should not cross,doesnt matter what you are doing. And Boehmermann crossed the line here. I dont mind if it is funny or not or whatever, thats not what i am saying. But doing things like this do not help Germany. Im just saying
>>69587365
that translation is not very accurate
>>69587365
He did, can't you read?
>>69587365
It's really poorly formatted
HATE SPEECH
>>69583542
>his favorite pastime is fucking goats
top kek
>>69587893
actually its translated with sheep not goats
>>69587992
damnit, it would have been perfect
>>69583542
Holy fuck, that's gold. Well memed germanbros.
>>69587992
>>69588088
there's both, fucking goats and fellatio with sheep
Sorry for the shitty formatting. Here's the whole poem translated to English
dumb, cowardly and uptight
is Erdogan the president
his crotch stinks of Kebap
even a pig's fart smells more decent
he's the guy who beats up girls
wearing his rubber masks
his favorite pastime is fucking goats
and surpressing minorities
kicking Kurds, beating up Christians
while watching child porn
in the evenings before going to sleep
he performs fellatio on a hundred goats
yes, he totally is
a president with a micropenis
every Turk is telling it
the cunt has wrinkly nuts
from Ankara to Istanbul
everybody knows the man is a faggot
perverted, zoophile, full of lice
Recep Fritzl Priklopil.
his head as empty as is his nutsack
the center of attention at any orgy
till the cock burns when he pees
this is Recep Erdogan, Turkish president
>>69588624
>Fellatio mit hundert Schafen
also schafe werden doch nicht mit goat uebersetzt ? Wo hast du das skript von der Sendung eigentlic her ?
>>69588791
i'm not OP
the video is going viral over whatsapp and other messengers right now since it's deleted on youtube and everywhere else
>>69588791
Go away, nazi.
>>69588791
Yeah, sorry, got that wrong. Fucking goats is his favorite pastime. He blows 100 sheep before going to sleep kek. Also, the translation is not 100% accurate because it's poetry. How would you translate for example "Jeden Türken hört man flöten"?
Got the transcript from German Huffpost
http://www.huffingtonpost.de/2016/04/01/zdf-bohmermann-erdogan-sa_n_9590504.html
>>69588956
i think its good that they removed it. Cause he stopped after every phrase and explained that this is not allowed to say, not even in germany, england america and other free countries. And if you cut those lines out, it is pretty offensive, if you see it objective.
>>69589230
thats why you cant translate word for word, cause there is no such phrase as hoert man floeten in englisch. But you dont have to translate like a professional translator would do. Its pretty ok, but pretty inaccurate. But i think everybody understands what you want to say
>>69589240
he's not dumb, he knows that he can get sued for this shit
but if erdogan actually sues him then böhmermann already won through the sheer media attention he will get all over the world
it's kinda like the montage of the titanic magazine where the pope pissed his pants, most people only found out after the vatican criticized it
>>69590624
its not about if this guys gets sued or not. This is a problem on a political level and more on a diplomatic level. You dont call an ambassador in for fun. And i know, the most people on pol will say, that this things dont matter, but imagine if the german ambassador is thrown out from turkey. This would be a huge problem. The problem is not what he said, the problem is what consequenzes this could have for the country. He knew this but he has still done this. This guy did a damage to the German Nation.
>>69591104
that's not his problem though, if this causes further political and diplomatic consequences it just shows everyone what a fuckwit erdogan is and how he doesn't belong in europe
execution of böhmermann when?
or atleast an dramatic car accident
>>69591337
if you dont discuss with dictators and people like him, you will be very lonely after some time. We in Europe think that the world works like we know it. But its not this way. Most of the countries in the world are controlled by dictators or warlords or terrorist organizations. The world is not a nice place and you have to accept that. It would be stupid if we would want the same rights we have in Europe to be also valid in turkey. Things like this will never work and so they will never happen.
>>69591337
This.
If some Turk wrote a poem about Merkel or Hollande not a single fuck would be given.
>>69591636
this is exactly why turkey shouldn't be allowed to join the EU
>>69592206
and thats exactly the reason they wont get the visa free movement. There is a thing called visa roadmap. There are certain conditions in it and if turkey cant accomplish this things, they wont get the visa free thing. Also if people now are saying that the EU is corrupt and shit... There is a thing called European Court of Justice. If someone goes there and claims, that they are not allowed to get it, they will check this.
