>be drunk
>turn on TV to see what's on
>It's Oliver Leibow- I mean Stewart
>He's mocking a children's book in which Grandma defends her home with a gun
YOU LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP HAHAHA OH MAN WE'RE SO KEKED AND SO IS AMERICA BTW IM DRUNK
>>69578949
At least we can have guns you aussie fag.
>>69579354
so can they you stupid retard
>>69580020
We can have machineguns made before 1986, semi automatics in any caliber up to .50 BMG, and semi automatic shotguns. We can also own destructice devices like M203's.
They cannot own anything of this caliber and neither can you.
>>69580020
So, you cucks ban knives yet?
>>69580210
>>69580210
Only assault knives with certain dangerous and offensive features.
But atleast after immense background checks and licensing they can own semi auto .22's and bolt actions from the 1940's :>)
>>69580020
>Can only own semi-autos in 22lr
>No cc
>Absolutely no way to own full-auto firearms
>Trying to ban lever and pump actions
>assault air soft guns
Sorry bong, but you give the government an inch they'll take a mile.
>>69580020
>high-energy assault kettles
banned by e.u.
>>69580650
is that a kahr in .45?
Have you posted this before I have seen this a few times
>>69580570
Haha Vickie Wu
btw They just played a clip from some OJ TV show and Trump was literally the bad guy haha way to be suttle
>>69578949
it's scary because it's black and has aggressive styling
what the fuck is up with these stupid names?
>>69580928
Nah, CM9, I was considering one in .45 but I figured with the money I'd save I could afford more ammo.
Yeah, I've posted a couple times.
>>69578949
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>>69581306
I assume it's Hiroshima's idea of an April fools joke
>>69581573
idk how to
>>69580884
Banned by the UK.
Assault kettles, forks and grills are legal in continental Europe
>>69581733
What time is it over there, Straya? I heard you're like an entire day and some hours ahead of us in time. It's 9:09 am April 1 where I live.
>>69581963
It is 1:09 AM on the 2st of April sir
>>69582074
I kinda wish I could fast forward to 1:09 tomorrow morning. I wish I was drunk :-(
But to address your thread subject that I do not doubt: what did he say? Like, she should have just called police or something? I tried to find the clip but couldn't. Was it on his new show Last Week Tonight on HBO, or back when he was on The Daily Show?
>>69578949
I'm drunk too
cheers bro
>>69580139
>>>69580020
>We can have machineguns made before 1986, semi automatics in any caliber up to .50 BMG, and semi automatic shotguns. We can also own destructice devices like M203's.
ok, i'm moving to USA now. I will work hard and pay my taxes to support your country. a proud white male will arrive soon ameribros.
>>69582779
I don't know but he had bernie sanders on and he said something about to kill a moking bird being a hunting manua.
>>69583264
I have another AR in the mail right now. Should arrive to my local gun dealer Tuesday and I'll have to do a background check to receive it, but if you become my bestest buddy I could even give it to you for free if you agree to shoot with me sometimes.
>>69583310
Was it John Oliver or Jon Stewart, or that unfunny South African negro who took over for Jon Stewart? I'm not letting this go, Aussie friend. I'm finding this clip and posting it. I will Make This Thread Great Again!
>>69584211
would be great to have somebody to go to the shooting range and drink a beer afterward
>>69584211
He was a white guy I think there was an Oliver in there
>>69580210
Daily reminder that America banned switchblades in the 50's and still hasn't repealed that law.
>>69587153
I'll continue looking. Hopefully you aren't passed out by the time I find it. I know I plan on being plastered at 2am tonight.
>>69587207
Maybe if you live in a cucked state. Free state here, I can own and carry any knife, including ballistic knives.
>>69588340
http://www.akti.org/federal-switchblade-act/
"Section 1243. Manufacture, sale, or possession within specific jurisdictions; penalty
Whoever, within any Territory or possession of the United States, within Indian country (as defined in section 1151 of title 18), or within the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States (as defined in section 7 of title 18), manufactures, sells, or possesses any switchblade knife, shall be fined not more than $2,000 or imprisoned not more than five years, or both."
>>69578949
IT'S JUST A JOKE! Do you always get so butthurt over comedy skits?
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>>69588642
From your own source, end of first paragraph:
>There is no federal restriction on ownership, possession or carrying of a switchblade knife. There are some states that enacted laws regarding switchblades (see below). There is no Federal restriction on the sale of auto-open knives within the 50 states.
