Is this your real name, sir?
>>69576987
Of course officer, why would I lie?
>>69576987
>sir
Fucking shitlord
* bang bang *
>fuddapoles
No sir
I faked my ID and all
>>69576987
I IDENTIFY AS A WOMAN SHIT BAG
Yeah, but that's not my car fucking cracker ass bitch
my real name is adolf hitler
I am Muslim
Real is a funny word, officer.
>>69576987
uh here let me just grab my id...
I DO NOT CONSENT
yes ociffer
What is my name!
AM I BEING DETAINED?! I DO NOT CONSENT! I DO NOT CONSENT! AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>69576987
ALLAHU ACKBAR JIHAD
>>69576987
Test
>>69576987
Am I being detained?
>>69576987
It's not of your fucking business Kathy.
>>69578520
You don't say!
Anonymous
Yes I am Russia very cute and sex
>>69578217
fuk da powlicc
yes , it is
>>69576987
yes it is.
>>69576987
please be a white sounding name, I want to live
>slowly reaches for ID
>>69576987
>"Officer, I'm going to kill you, and there's nothing you can do about it"
>Reach into glove compartment
>Pull out gun
>>69576987
AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED?
Am I being detained? I am not obligated to give you my name.
>>69576987
nah son
>>69579313
You were a pretty good character in Mad Men.
>>69579669
Bullshit cunt, get back to the concentration camp.
>Is this your real name, sir?
Sometimes, sometimes not. You can't label me, I do what I want.
>>69576987
Ofcourse it is!
Sure, let's ban people for shitposting, but then give names to everyone to make them shitpost just to see it
>>69576987
What seems to be the problem, officer?
>>69576987
I no speake de englas
>>69576987
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>69576987
You can trust me, officer.
Donaldo Trompo
No, my real name is Sean.
>>69576987
yes
>>69576987
Bullshit
>>69576987
maybe
My name is what
oui
>>69576987
no cause im not a fucking jew
>>69580457
B U I L D W A L L
test
>>69580838
FUCKING CHINK NAME REEEEEE
Why yes ofcourse
>>69576987
AYYY HOL UP
Of course not
>>69576987
You should see that photo
Nigger names
>>69576987
is this just fantasy?
>>69576987
What's this name shit? I just woke up.
>>69576987
No. I changed it when I escaped the Holocaust.
Tyrone Levine is /pol/'s worst nightmare.
half-Jewish black lives matter activist
>>69576987
How do I get name
>>69576987
AMIBEINGDETAIEND!?!AMIFREETOGO!?!
posty
I'm white
y-yes
Nigger name get
>>69576987
AM I BEING DETAINED?
test
Not seeing a whole lot of black names.
>>69576987
I.. Uhhh
*Sweating*
Yes?
>>69576987
You can't prove anything!
>>69576987
Am I being detained, agent?
>>69585306
t. Payton Detts
>>69576987
I dindu nuffin wrong nigga
>>69576987
LET ME SEE YOUR BADGE AND NUMBER, PLEASE, OFFICER
>>69576987
BLACK LIVES MATTER
Officer, please
Am I being detained?!?!?!?
I dindu *smacks lips* nuffin
SIR
I KNOW MY RIGHTS
AM I BEING DETAINED?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
fugg da popo :DDDDD
WE WUZ KANGZ
AYO
i am a transfat
>>69585980
aliens have invaded /pol/
bali
>>69585980
How
https://youtu.be/Lc0sA2WsCgY
>>69576987
Please be a Jew name.
>>69576987
Yes. And I'm damn proud of it.
>>69587217
thanks lori
>>69585980
holy fuck
>>69586749
My brother!
>>69585980
How did you...
Mup da doo da didda
Pekka get
>>69576987
Yes sir
>>69576987
Yes sir, I'm on my way to a Bernie Sanders rally.
>>69576987
AM I BEING DETAINED??????
I identify as an attack helicopter officer, please call me Apache.
i hope so
>>69576987
Yes.
I'm a free citizen!
>>69576987
Yep.
But of course!
I-is this about the dead nigger in the trunk?
>>69576987
Am I being detained!?
Yup
>>69576987
Y-yes.
>>69576987
Yes.
>>69576987
Do I look like a man that lies, sir?
>>69576987
Yes.
>>69576987
Yes sir I am 21
>>69576987
mehmet
>>69576987
O-of course
>>69576987
Yes my name really is Edward.
Of course
We Reddit Now.
>>69576987
Yes, officer, itvis.
Yes.
It's the name I identify with
>>69576987
Hey sweety
>>69585980
RARE
>>69576987
Sure thing, bud.
>>69576987
I DO NOT ANSWER QUESTIONS. AM I BEING DETAINED? I DO NOT RECOGNIZE YOUR AUTHORITY
>>69576987
can you prove I have a name?
yes sir
>>69585980
Fucking martians get out!
Harbl
>>69576987
The only thing I know for real is that there will be blood... - SHED!, officer.
>>69576987
Claro, Senior. I was born in this country. Now excuse me, I need phone abuelita.
My other name is Khaz'Nix the Devourer.
>>69576987
Problem Officer? :^)
>>69576987
n-no
no its ahmed islamovic