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https://www.rt.com/news/338004-explosion-paris-reports-evacuation/
ALLAAAHU AKBAR!
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>69558720
ITS HAPPENING
>>69558720
I just woke up.
But I can't wake up inside.
>>69558720
is the happening really happening?
PLEASE BE REAL PLEASE BE REAL PLEASE BE REAL PLEASE BE REAL
DIE FROGGY DIE
residential building, habbening cancelled just a bomb lab fuckup
>>69558720
April fools?
Oh shit I live there
april fools
https://twitter.com/hashtag/explosion?src=hash
>>69558879
>https://www.rt.com/news/338004-explosion-paris-reports-evacuation/
>gas explosion
not happening then?
>>69558720
HAHA APRIL FOOLS
They're saying it's just a gas explosion.
>>69558902
Are you dead?
>>69558877
Isis is celebrating happy April fools.
"It's just a prank brah"
>>69558939
That's just what they want you to think
>>69558720
No info from french media
>>69558939
paris going for that aleppo aesthetic i see
>>69558902
RARE
A
R
E
>>69558720
Great april fools prank by the muslims. It's just a prank senpaitachi.
>>69558720
Gas explosion.
>>69558965
kek
I swear 4chan is always ahead of news networks by a good 20 minutes. Most of the time, longer.
>>69559011
kek
>>69558939
Yup it looks like one. I have seen them before, and is the first thing I though.
>>69558939
SARIN CONFIRMED
>>69559063
Tbh we're probably ahead of the CIA by at least 30 seconds.
>>69558720
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
>>69559063
I just saw RT posting this happening link on my FB newsfeed and I posted it on /pol/, so... RT is always first
>>69558720
>https://www.rt.com/news/338004-explosion-paris-reports-evacuation/
>>69558939
JUST A PRANK BRO
>>69559063
More like RT is always ahead of other MSM and we flock to them.
>>69559100
You wish
funny isis bastards
>>69558939
I bet that faulty and deadly construction work was undertaken by immigrants.
(polish immigrants)
>>69559011
underrated
>>69559155
Delete this
>>69558720
YES YES YES MORE DEAD KEKS YES
>>69558720
since when is a fucking ordinary gas explosion a happening ? Everyone is nervous as fuck and is afraid. Whats wrong with you
I just come from jacking off, way to kill a boner
>>69558886
>filename
Lost
>>69559207
That's what some tweets said, but it's not yet confirmed.
Anyway it's normal to think about muslims once you hear any blast in west europe these days
>>69559188
suck a dick, bitch
>>69559207
its been so long since a happening sleepover
>>69558902
>>69558992
>>69559012
>>69559100
PLEASE STAY SAFE! I love French people
>>69558939
Of course it was.
>>69559155
fucking chink, after the muzies is your turn
>GAS STOVE EXPLOSION
>PRESSURE COOKER?
>PARIS MARATHON 3RD APRIL
>???
SCREENSHOT THIS
>>69559285
Because you don't know them
RELIGION OF PEACE STRIKES AGAIN
>>69559259
>>69559259
Hahaha, Singapore shitposting. Too bad they suck too many muslim cocks to ever get targeted by terrorists
>>69559285
I was expecting an actual happening bro
>>69558720
>https://www.rt.com/news/338004-explosion-paris-reports-evacuation/
Why dont you just kill muslims?
other source:
http://www.breakingnews.com/topic/paris-ile-de-france-fr/
https://twitter.com/phermet/status/715847506270285824
>>69559242
I hate it when I fap and the boner last for centuries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMUlTSmNu0c
It's all right. It's just a bomb-making factory misshap.
Happens all the time in Algiers on Seine.
>>69559254
yea, so terrorists would totaly blow up one flat in the middle of the city. Cause there are no other places to blow something up.
>>69559329
Personne aime les suisses, sale banquier ennuyeux de merde, va te faire enculer par une trotteuse.
>be French
>get blown up
>>69558939
damage control
>>69559112
Oh no, I forgot one! You stay safe too.
>>69558720
>https://www.rt.com/news/338004-explosion-paris-reports-evacuation
HOLY SHIT DESU, IT"S REAL!!! LOOK A TTHE BUILDING IN THIS PIC!! WHOLE THING IS FUCKED UP! #refugeesecome #NotAllMuslims
>>69559386
Maybe Ahmed made a mistake when making his bombs in his apartment
>>69559329
Swiss nigger still mad France wrecked their shit so bad they became neutral for ever.
place your bets
ISOLATED INCIDENT #NOTALLMUSLIMS
>>69558720
pls be happening
>>69559336
stay mad you niggers. go polish tyrones KANGZ shoes.
>>69559423
Looks like when a methlab blows up
>>69559336
Sucking Muslim cocks? Coming from an amerifat whose country belongs to the Jews and you have Bernie running for president, after 8 years of a man named "barack"
Sounds like your mouth is full of Middle Eastern balls to me.
>>69559423
Looks like some sort of explosion.
>>69559423
You know what will help fix that building and save whoever got hurt or died in there?
More refugees and tweets about how pleasant Muslims are.
>>69559423
Paris doesent use gas
And if yes it canot blow all this building
ARABS DID THIS
>>69558939
Looks like a flat
Probably just a Swedish man who was refused sex by his gf
>>69559467
Hahaha, thats all you got? At least I can spit on my sidewalk without Chairmen Mao wannabes shoving their tiny asian dicks in my mouth.
Just an April fools prank
>>69559501
this post looks like some kind of shitpost
>>69558720
>1st of April
>>69559454
Bomb-making accident
Twist: it's not Muslims who made the bombs
>>69558720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaE20aXxCz4
LET IT ALL BURN DOWN, CRUSADE WHEN
>>69559336
They're not relevant enough for me to even bat an eye at their shitposts.
No happening gas explosion , happened to an apartement building next to where i live once exact same damage nothing to see move along
It's certainly a gas leak explosion, especially since it's on a building, Islamists only target public areas.
>>69559151
Delete this
It looks like a real habbening lads..
>>69559497
How bout when you come to a real country I'll let you taste real American dick. I know you must crave it coming from where you are
>>69558720
ITS APRIL FOOLS I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S HAPPENING
>>69559438
and ahmed could afford a flat in the 6 arrondissement ?
>>69559423
looks like they shelled it or something, identical to the trashed buildings in syria.
>>69559533
Its true that americans are stupid. Theres no denying. Mao has nothing to do with us retard, Whatchu gona say next? that we are a province in china?
> American education system
> Intelligence
Pick one
>>69559321
O shit my mum's running in that
>>69559595
Socialism
>>69559555
>>69559488
I've been checking my digits all night
What is going on
>>69559595
Of course, govt is paying for it
>>69559621
Thought you guys were a province of Mauritania, wtf?
>>69559272
someone should climb a tree
WE REDDIT NOW
REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH
4CHAN UPDATED
>>69559561
>No happening gas explosion , happened to an apartement building next to where i live once exact same damage nothing to see move along
given what's been going on lately, seems more likely they were making explosives and fucked up.
Only thing that doesn't fit is that it looks like an upscale area. Is it an upsscale area? If so, habbening probably canceled...
I dont think is a gas explosion
>>69559586
wheres your link you monkey. All the doritos and mountain dew bought with your moms allowance clogging up your non existant brains?
>>69559562
Could be a bomb-making lab accident.
>>69559621
I guess I can cross comprehension of your list of abilities. I said "wannabes". I guess that nigger muslim cock you've been eating for years has got your flipped all around
Fuck off tripfags
WE /NAMED AND SHAMED/ NOW!
help us donald
>>69559621
Do you eat dogs anon?
>>69559676
>>69559586
If I ever wanted to be a nigger's cuck, I'd visit your shit hole. Sadly, I'm straight and prefer my Asian girls not getting raped by monkeys.
You shit talkers waste so much money on your military, but you still lose wars. It's pathetic. Amerifat cucks are the worse.
>>69559635
>>69559657
yea because a terrorist would go to all the authorities and claim that he lives there. For sure he will do that. Stop posting unrealistic bullshit.
>>69559660
Mauritiana is a fucking fruit.
> american education system
> dumb as bricks
Pick two
>>69559011
SAVAGE
>>69558720
Is this a time machine, or are there new attacks?
THISMUST BE AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE. WE MUST STAY ANONYMOUS.
>>69559756
Do you eat snails and solid mouldy rotten milk?
>>69559660
is this real or is this just a troll ?
>>69559689
All I can see when you write is "PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR AMERICAN SCROTUM. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT A REAL MAN TASTES LIKE"
I'll let you suck on my balls in due time
>>69558720
>https://www.rt.com/news/338004-explosion-paris-reports-evacuation/
If this doesn't change the Antifas mind then i don't know what will
Why so many name fags here all of a sudden??? We are all ANONs here. If you feel like you "need" a name, you probably don't belong here. Shit, we have 3 namefags in this thread alone?
polACKS DON'T USE NAMES!!!
what's up with these names senpai?
Please be terror
Trump needs more happenings
>>69559776
Pffft, didn't care to read because I bet you're just another asian faggot craving American cock
>>69559666
ABIGAIL, DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
>>69558720
HOLY FUCK
>>69559777
>I'm mehmet
>I escape ISIS from middle east
>Haha, that was merely a ruse
>Now I receive benefits
>I buy materials from ebay for pipe bombs
>I fuck up the detonator while assembling the whole thing together
Yes, totally improbable scenario
IS THIS FOR REAL? ARE YOU ALL FUCKING NEWFAGS??? WE DON'T USE NAMES HERE!!!!! NAMEFAGS, LEAVE!!
>>69559828
Do you eat monkeys anon?
>>69559844
>>69559911
American cock. wait let me get my joke book to write dis shit down
>>69558939
ISIS now using gas bombs? Tell me more
I was reading this thread and suddenly everything looks like this
WHATS GOING ON
>>69559865
April's fools bitches
Check muh quaids
What the fuck is going on?
>>69558939
>gas explosion
Maybe it was Swedes...
>>69559955
Hi Roger
>>69559955
GET READY TO GET ROGERED ROGER
ROGER ROGER
How long until we start getting more news? When will other sites pick up on this?
uhbuyhu
What in the fuck is this shit?
>>69560002
You misspelled "bucket-list"
Why is it giving us all names, even when we don't request?
What the fuck is going on here?
>>69559955
NAME FAGS GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEE
>>69559865
Dont mind the retard. its the american education system speaking
Oh, do I get a cute girl name or a manly man name?
>>69560102
we are sheekyforums now
>>69559676
STILL ON THE OLD DESIGN
>>69560100
Nice try for a comeback amerifat. Did you 2 moms teach you that?
Gook moot done did it
pls be not a gas explosion
>>69560069
>Stein
edit: thanks for the gold Ross! Much appreciated!
>>69559778
I smoke dat shit doe.
Is this an April Fools joke?
pls give good name
>>69560081
holy shit wtf is going on. have the jews finally won?
>>69560139
BOTH
>>69560118
You say that, but you sodomize yourself at night thinking of American men
>>69559955
Roger, calm down bro.
We are a board of peace.
JAPMOOOOOOOOOOOT
Jewish name -get
>>69560081
Japmoot's April fools prank probably
>>69559948
so you really think that you get a flat paid, which is located in the 6 arrondissement. You are disillusioned.
>>69560185
U need to get checked. Mauritiana is a type of apple. Im not surprised though, with your utter shit tier education system
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69560189
Nope this is the look of the site from now on :^)
>>69560190
Your name is shit, kike
>>69560163
how?
>>69560172
All I read from you is "P-P-PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR SCROTUM MY AMERICAN OVERLORD!!!!!!"
>>69560081
>>69560022
It happened to me as well, this is it, their shutting us down!
Is this a real happening or not?
>>69560238
Yet again with the lack of a proper link. Go back to elementary school you dumb nigger
Name get
>>69560081
Check the date
Spoiler: it's April 1st
I JUST F5D WTF MAN. ITS HAPPENING! WHAT THE FUCK
>>69558992
Yeah, not even on the 13h..Not a word in the preview on BFM.
>>69560081
Check your calendar.
>>69560363
Yes
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/01/explosion-in-central-paris/?sf23501373=1
>>69560274
I am Shlomo, your banker.
>>69560335
Your eye doctor is calling. I think it's all the processed american food making you stupid, Or you could just be born dumb
Frogs, we need your info-- is this an upscale area? Any chance they were mixing explosives and it went really wrong?
Shit, tey could be using Saudi money to rent out apartments in high income areas to throww the police off...
>>69560395
ROLL for abu bakr
>>69559827
>JULIO
EW I'M A SPIC?!
>>69559621
Let that fucker have it. America I currently shit tier unless I step up to front lines of this shit. Nothing but retards here. I know you must be waiting for us to fucking keel over and die while Mexico fucks our corpse.
>>69560479
OY VEY
>>69559448
Sick bantz frog
>>69560479
can't flimflam the zimzam
>>69560391
I don't even know what you're talking about faggot. I've been telling you Asian bitches to suck my scrotum for the past few mins and you keep asking for links of Asian people sucking srotums. Google motherfucker, learn to use it.
>>69560479
>that name
>>69560479
HOLY SHIT THAT NAME
>>69560421
Does this work
Why the fuck is /pol/ looking like reddit?!!!
>>69560479
>Zimmerman
4CHAN HAS BEEN SOLD TO GOOGLE+
>4CHAN HAS BEEN SOLD TO GOOGLE+
4CHAN HAS BEEN SOLD TO GOOGLE+
>4CHAN HAS BEEN SOLD TO GOOGLE+
4CHAN HAS BEEN SOLD TO GOOGLE+
Go to the technology section of BBC lads, at the moment they're trying to guess names from cookies, but it's getting more and more accurate with each day
>>69560479
>Zimmerman
>man
>>69559513
>arabs
>in the 6th
You guys are really delusional praying for your happening claiming it is an bomb fabrication accident...
Its happening in the 6èeme arrondissement rue vaugirard you really think a mudslime could rent an apartment there? what a joke..
There's one shill in the comments claiming religion has been holding back humanity for hundreds of years.
>>69560574
>Curry
POO IN LOO
>>69560503
Thats all you got? You keep calling me dumb, but we all know what you really crave. You want sweaty, hairy American nuts in your mouth
>>69560574
>Delores Curry
kek
>>69560638
But it has, you filthy degenerate nigger.
>>69559955
Please calm down, >>69559955-kun! It is probably a rogue mod making fun of 420chan!
>>69560551
and what does asian girls sucking your money balls have to do with me? Nothing. Go get checked for a mental disability you fucking autist
>>69560479
>marta zimmerman
>flag
>>69560565
>berg
We sheeky forums now
i didnt click reddit :^)
>>69560606
AHHHHHHHHHH
THIS IS IT BOYS, THE FINAL HAPPENING!!!
/pol/ BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69560574
Manually changing your name doesn't work...
>>69559448
>Swiss nigger still mad France wrecked their shit so bad they became neutral for ever.
Frog, be useful. Is that area upscale? Is there even a remote chance it could be used by shitskins to build bombs?
OR is it an area with embassies/consular residencies and they took out one of those?
Really hope this is a one day thing. That stupid button is annoying.
I must admit the site runs smoother on my phone though.
>>69560730
Then quit asking for links retard or be more specific on what you're asking.
>>69560742
>burger
>half hour since happening started
>still nothing in Dutch media
>>69560829
Why are you so stupid?
>gas explosion
>liberal shilling intensifies
>>69560764
Why did you do this to us, Shlomo?
>>69558720
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/paris-gas-explosion-leak-oven-cooking-school-a6963291.html
OFFICIAL GAS EXPLOSION
>>69560606
LORI MENDEZ HERE
WELCOME TO SHEEKYFORUMS
>>69558930
The media are pretending it's a gas explosion
>>69558720
IS IT JUST ME OR IS THIS NEW LOOK COMPLETE SHIT
>>69560997
It's supposed to. Do you not know what day it is?
>>69560875
Why can't you make an intelligible request? I've been pretty blanket with my "suck my American nuts" throughout this whole thread. You continue to not understand your own desires and lack the ability to communicate them. I bet this is because you're having withdrawals from not sucking US cock for a while. Dont worry, friend.
>>69560923
That name though.
>>69561106
FRIDAY?
>>69558720
upvoted
>>69558720
IT'S JUST AN APRIL FOOLS PRANK BRO INSHALLAH
>>69560504
The 6th is one of the most expensive areas in Paris. Although it's at the South of the district, and close to the 14th and Gare de Montparnasse.
Lots of traffic in the area, although the Rue de Bérite is a very small road. Unlikely that it is a heppening.
Update: French TV has just announced a gas leak explosion in Paris.
Pic related: Street where explosion happened.
>>69561193
YOU AINT GOT NO JOB, AND YOU AINT GOT SHIT TO DO
>>69561106
It's actually a bit of an improvement. it looks more web 2.0. i know it's a google+ parody but besides the shitty pics its way better
Check this French name and these dubs
Namecheck
>>69561327
Same
>>69560997
What are you seeing? I'm using windows 95 and nothings changed.
test
Why do we have names
>>69559151
CIA plz go
>>69561300
It's too bright and they took away themes.
>>69561201
Imagine if Hiro would give us upboat button.
>>69561193
THE OLDER THE BERRY, THE SWEETER THE JEWS
female name incoming
>>69560953
No match for Marianne Humphrey
All reporting it's a gas explosion, though a hell of a big one.
On the topic if this new format/names, out Mods literally do nothing to get rid of the shit.OT threads, and then pull this either as a "real change" or an "april fool" joke.
Idiocy never ceases to amaze.
>>69561548
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>69561513
its easier for the NSA to track
Sweet habbenings ,
I was starting to get bored ,
Its been so long since they blew up my country last week
Please be Muslims
>>69561548
>HARRY GAY
WELL FUCK
SLOMO NAME NOW!!
>>69561684
kekkkkk
fuuuuuu
>>69558720
RT is just doing an april fools.
Right?
>>69558939
Is that nerve gas? We musn't go the Hive.
>>69561683
>Please be Muslims
Everything suggests it's a gas explosion. Why the fuck did they make this change now with no prior notice?
Don't like it at all. Anyone else?
>>69561902
No it's here to stay forever just like s4s.
>>69559011
Proud of you dad
>>69561652
Gas explosions tend to level whole blocks and at least demolish the house they occur in. If this was a gas explosion, it was fucking tiny.
>>69561681
name is random for every reply so it doesn't really matter, though if in the future hiro really decides to integrate 4chan with google+ then yeah everything will be tracked to oblivion, all your posts and dank memes.
>>69558930
it's always a gas explosion, in Sweden high migrant areas often have gas explosions
>>69558720
how far from the protests?
Reminder that I called this days ago-- now that we are getting MSM coverage (largely thanks to our" based queer racemixing jew), told you Gook moot was going to look for a way to make this more profitable.
Guess this is it.
So terrorists blew themselves up making a bomb?
Merkel realy showed them our culture. They even started prank bombing for the first of avril.
>>69561652
thats not even a big explosion. Normaly you can blow up a whole house with gas explosions. Just imagine if every room in a flat is filled with gas and every little corner in the flat is litterly exploding.
>>69562127
Not always my friend.
>>69562430
ARE YOU A STRONG BLACK WOMYN
>Explosion heard in Paris' 6th arrondissement was domestic accident involving gas stove, say police - France Info
http://www.franceinfo.fr/fil-info/article/importante-explosion-dans-le-6eme-arrondissement-de-paris-vraisemblablement-d-origine-accidentelle-779025
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1nAJEokWwnZKL
>>69560320
You are a racist, very easy.
If as only poor mudslimes build bombs.
I bet you live in the 10.
>>69559346
If this is a poor area it's possible that African immigrants are brave cueing or have illegally and badly hooked up gas bottles after selling their cooker.
They've burnt down flats and hotels before in Paris.
>>69562742
Thanks
>>69559513
All the new french love a gas bottle. Don't pretend this isn't common
>>69562744
why would they spend about 5000 Euros or more in an area, they would totaly shine out ?
Since when did /pol/ start beleiving the media? Its obviously a terror related explosion, they just want to hush the nationalists and concerned French citizens because it will cause more dissent towards the Invading Muslims
>>69563067
As I said.
>Racist
>>69563180
It was probably 16 immigrants crowded into a one bedroom flat
>>69563262
>racist
really
>>69563262
not an argument
>>69562214
>integrate 4chan with google+
If this happens, I'm never visiting this site again. It would be hard to let it go like that, but social media integration would be the last straw.
>>69559727
American shitposting is always so predictable. There are other options other than talking about niggers,cocks and muslims every time someone upsets you.
Genuinely, its really generic and i doubt it even upsets peolple anymore. In the playground of /pol/ banter most americans are stuck at the level of your mom jokes
>>69558939
So was Brussels and the Bataclan
This thread I still have open before the format switch. The moment I hit refresh it will go to the gay new template.
Putin should be tortures to death and his extended family too
>>69564039
ok virginia
>>69558939
JEW THE GAS, KIKEWAR NOW
>>69564505
TOP FUCKING KEK!! great job inversed France
die please
seriously kill yourself
you're apiece of shit
>>69564039
Dude, why are you people still in existance? After ww2 you just turned into an irrelevant little Island that fantasizes about the good ol' days when you used to run shit so you try to pitch in you're 2 cents about the USA or the rest of Europe.
>>69560669
literally are all your comebacks pleas for a bj from an asian dude, because that's pretty fuckin gay amerifat
wtf is happening to /pol/
we /reddit/ now?
>>69564797
april fool's day, or maybe a clever ruse for the mods to update the site without us getting butthurt.
>>69564770
>has nukes
>irrelevant
pick one
Again ?
This is tiresome.
>>69564797
>we /reddit/ now?
no
we sheekyforums now
You guys seem alright. Don't go near gas stations tomorrow.
Inshallah !
>>69564326
>>69564723
t. mohammed bengwazalalalo
>>69565161
LMAO, so you think you're hot shit because some sneaky traitor rat leaked the Atomic Theory to Europeans? fuck off breh, you're just a little piece of grass on the Earth now, could not even hold on to little colonies and lost a war to fucking farmers; were the empire now.
>>69565554
t. gary potts
>>69564723
>Jewel
>Jew
>>69565742
FUCKING SPIC GO BACK
>>69564770
True so irrelevant that its all anyone seems to tell us. The only mention of our empire is by people telling us to let it go. We have, just sadly everyone else is having a harder time dropping the subject.
>>69565742
Says a fucking beaner bitch.
>>69565673
Albert Einstein was German and we have American nukes that you guys wanted to store on our soil here.
>>69565673
and yet you'll always have the proud history of being the shit we didn't want, the colony we dumped all our niggers into. enjoying that today?
>>69566030
Yeah but he was socially autistic so we took advantage of him and made him work for us, your even more irrelevant than the UK
a better april fools joke wouldve been to psyche out americans. who gives a shit about wee pairwee. they had their bombing now onto the rest of us
>>69558931
If I was a Sorros type I would pull lots of shit on 1st of April, because everyone would just think it was April fools.
>>69566385
>we're too stupid to do this ourselves so we used a smart guy from another country
man you must be soooo proud
rip
>>69566061
>being the shit we didn't want
nice try famalam, but you guys sent over a full blown invasion force because we dumped some tea in the Ocean ahaha. And the niggers don't go near the White Suburbs because we still have Men. You have little prissy gaybois representing you and harry potter, you're woman welcome muslims with open arms and you all sit back bitching to Americans on video games.
>>69566960
But white men go into the ghetto amirite?
>>69566960
that's because tea is worth more than you, tyrone
>>69565838
woah dorothy garcia throws down a spicy gif. but what will the judges think???
>>69567403
ay caramba
>>69567190
Yes but not alone, niggers are almost always all talk no action. They only fight when they know they outnumber you or if your a defenseless woman.
