>mom found my fluoride filter
>Dad found my microwave resister
>sister found my onahole
>little sister found my fleshlight
>brother found my koran
>anti-terror found my antique collection
>Hitler found my Torah
>Jew found my gold
>police found my spoon collection
>Bernie found my cuckold porn
>>69555593
>mum walked in on me fapping and burst out laughing
>>69556176
that hurts too much, bro
>>69555593
>yet OPs girlfriend is still searching for his penis
>sister found my dildo
>>69555955
>sister used my onahole
>dingo ate my baby
>>69555593
>dad walks in
>sees this
what do?
>>69555593
>mom found my method of seizing the means of production and distributing it to the workers
>>69556898
nagaer
>the imam found my bible
>dad found my prostate
>brother found God
>girlfriend found my pony fleshlight
>>69556898
what does the quote say?
>dad found my orgonite
>>69555593
>mfw the government found my last bit of human dignity
>>69559517
Win one for the Gipper - Ronald Reagan
>checked my bank withdrawals the other day
>see a suspicious 59.99euros
>Confront wife about it
>she had subbed to blacked
>Immediately cancel the subscirption
>She's mad as fuck at me and tells me that i am going to regret this
>>69560436
she subbed to blacked
and she openly tells it
that takes balls
>>69560436
i can't even...
>my sides vaporised in maniac laughter
My Dad found my nazi pony pictures.
>Sharia law police found my bible
>>69560436
You should trick her into being a prostitude for you.That way she gets blacked you get shekeled.And she is none the wiser
>sister found my spermcar
>>69555593
everyone rips off our patents
>>69560833
>>69560906
>>69561427
I can only laugh at this as well.
Going to a whore house tonight with friends.
Also going to dumb her tomorrow. 2 years aint that much time. I am still young.
>>69555593
>Hiroshimoot found the google+ layout
Friend found my onahole collection.
[spoiler]He held them and is thinking about getting one.[/spoiler]
>>69562220
Was visiting my gf and her daughter in the hospital last night and saw took a pic of the full version
>>69561893
whore house = brothel
dumb ≠ dump
Anyway ... stay strong bro.
>>69561893
post pics
>>69562958
It is an legitimate international scale.
>forget to stow away cum towel after fapping
>mom walks into room, sees it, picks it up, pauses for a few seconds to examine it, says "ew" then walks out of my room to throw it in the trash
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>69556044
>brother makes a good point
>>69563261
hoot
>>69555593
>Mom found my wall
>And Mexico paid for it
>>69560436
You know that means she's going to go fuck a black guy, right?
>>69562330
Nope nope nope
This is what poll has become. Thanks Milo
>>69563671
he's already dumping her
>>69560436
>mfw image search didn't pull up any results
Its real boys, as real as Germany wont be in 10 years.
>>69563770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P7Q1ncgcoY
>Stalingrad of the bee world
>>69563792
SJW's found my service. This thread is pretty b tier quality.
>>69563015
thanks
>>69563021
of ex?
>>69564279
This isn't just the whole Blacked thing that pissed me off. She took my EC card out of my wallet to do it. Like, how stupid can you be? Just do it via PayPal or something. It's like she wanted me to find out.
>>69556878
Is it true she's a trap? She lives in my home town. Also, wat??
>familia finds my BONES album and "natural selection" Klebold wallpaper
>>69564336
More like Korean honeybees, am I right? ㅋㅋㅋ
