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I'm holding my doubts. It is April Fools day after all.
Would be crazy if it happened
>>69552870
Hopefully it goes to trump and not lying ted.
let the foul meme day begin
>>69552870
You got my dick wet with the Ron Paul but come to find out it's just his son...
>>69552870
The past and the present are no merging into /pol/ dream.
ITS HAPPENING
It love this universe
>>69552870
>Do you know who also says yuge?
randlet is mad because everyone makes fun of him so hes going to troll trump and his followers.
>>69552870
What position will Rand Paul be?
>>69553479
Is he even tall enough to ride the Trump Train?
>>69553479
Cuckystyle
It's April Fools day.
>>69553550
>even tall enough to ride the Trump Train
Yes Trump needs people for his cabinet. People with experience like Paul and Webb.
>>69552870
He's all over the place and nobody should care
>>69553604
Rand is a big enough of a troll to just endorse him for real and the joke will be on the people screaming "lol nice April Fools".
>>69553690
Had to wait til the 2nd because what they're both jokes?
Paul doesn't have anything to gain and everything to lose. Trump don't need his endorsement either. It's not happening.
>>69552870
>what is April Fools
>Rand Paul IS the April Fool's joke
>>69552870
>2016
>being a libertarian
Vice president rand Paul... Jizzed in my pants thinking about that one
>>69553933
>2016
>Still shitposting
>>69552870
>wants to let saudis get nukes
>rand "cant spike the kike" paul endorses him
>>69552870
Ron Paul despises Trump.
Rand is going to endorse Cruz.
yeah, let's believe news on april 1st /pol/.
nothing false ever comes out every single year on the dot
>>69552870
Yeah but what about this though to be honest.
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/274811-ron-paul-i-will-not-vote-for-trump
>>69554105
They already have one.
>>69553717
dope story
fuck yeah
I pray that Rand is this much of a genius, this would be so cool.
What if it could be Trump with Rand as VP maybe
wow.
>>69552870
this Nazi has been will only do bad for trump. not good.
Trump/Rand Confirmed!
>>69552870
i wonder when Bernie will be nominated as VP by trump :P
>>69554355
KEK WILLS IT!
>>69553604
This you retards. Wouldn't be surprised if he came out and supported Cruz.
>>69554417
Right after I blow my brains out. Commissar Bernie?
GTFO.
>>69554355
Don't golf with me or my son ever again.
>>69554511
Lest we forget Ron endorsed ol' Lyin' Ted for his Senate run.
Its time
Ghost predicted that Rand will announce a 3rd party run, just to fuck Trump.
I hope Ghost is wrong, but he's very often right.
>>69554791
Ghost is ALWAYS right.
Check the damn archives, ya fruitbowl!
>>69554791
He's less popular than his father, how in what way does this fuck Trump at all?
If this is the GOP's master plan, consider me unimpressed.
>>69554922
It probably won't fuck up Trump, but it's a "hail mary."
They've tried Plan A, and Trump smashed that. Then Trump smashed plans B, C, D, E... Now they're looking at what they have left and are thinking
>are libertarians still a thing? can we peal voters off Trump that way?
It's not a good plan, but it IS a plan. They're desperate for a plan.
It's going to be an April Fool's endorsement from the cuck loser manlet. He probably wants attention. I'm already cringing. He ought to endorse Canada.
>>69554791
Rand has no interest in running a 3rd party race. Even if he did, where would he go? Only the Greens and the Libertarians get on the ballot in enough states to do any damage, and neither party would take him. He'd have to raise $10 - $30 million just to get ballot access if he was starting from scratch, and he'd have to file lawsuits in several states that would try to keep him off because he appeared on the Republican primary ballot.
Besides, the way it looks now, the Libertarians are already in a position to do damage to Trump.
>all these people making fun of Rand
>would all instantly champion Rand actually endorsing Trump as a huge victory for him and pray that he's VP
Damn, I know it won't happen, but a Trump/Rand ticket would be the best posible
>>69555239
Speak for yourself, Rand is a fucking rat and has been ever since he cucked his own father for Mitt fucking Romney.
>>69555239
I love Big Don, but I would actually lose respect for Rand if he endorsed Trump. It's outside of his character.
>>69555239
>the people who dog rand are the same people who like him
uuhhhh
>>69554355
Trump's a little tubby really aint he.
>>69553479
I hope rand gets VP
He's the best pick of the other presidential candidates for VP.
>>69552870
It's an April fools joke
>>69554791
He's always right just like /pol/
Rand isn't a third party since he works for the kikes basically being nothing more than a shillary
>>69553282
DONT TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN
>>69555352
Err after Ron Paul had dropped out little man
>>69555423
He's a big guy.
>>69555352
They were going to bar Rand from going to the convention if he didn't endorse Romney. He did it as late as he could, on Hannity's show the night before the decision was going to be made. And it was the weakest endorsement I've ever seen.
>>69553550
No.
>>69552870
But those tweets are from RAND paul, not RON paul
>>69555434
he does not have any qualifications to be VP
you need competent people, not just naive idealists
He's going to endorse Cruz
he's just pretending to endorse Trump because LOL APRIL FOOLS
>>69555975
You don't need qualifications
You could almost literally have a monkey do the job
You know what requires qualifications? Being a doctor.
Oh, heh.
>peace through strength
>literally war is peace
Cant make this shit up
>>69556062
more like
>being so strong nobody wants to mess with you
>>69554550
kek
>>69554136
Rand endorsed Romney while his dad was still running in 2012. Anything is possible.
>>69556224
"still running"
he had no mathematical chances already
>>69555975
Obama
Retards, look at the picture. Not even a good shop. And Manlet Rand using word "Yuuge?"
You're chasing away all the high IQ, old fags here and you're going to become a laughing stock and easy targets for lereddit trolls like this.
>>69556329
https://twitter.com/RandPaul/status/715605379082637313
>>69556318
exactly
do you really want a repeat of obama?
but rand will never get the VP pick of anyone and anyone who is truly redpilled already knows this
>>69552870
>libertarian endorsing a trade war
sure, why not
>>69556224
Ron Paul stopped announced that he would stop active campaigning on May 14th, 2012. Rand Paul endorsed Mitt Romney on June 7th, 2012.
>>69555510
for you
DAILY REMINDER IT'S AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE
Honestly since Trump said he's going to audit the fed, I can see Rand endorsing him.
But this may just be a bait and switch before he endorses Gary Johnson. But if he did that then he'd forever be an outsider from the party, even moreso than he currently is.
He just released at 6 EDT that he's supporting Cruz for president and that his previous tweet was an April Fool's Day joke. Good call anons you saw it coming from a mile away.
>>69556929
Which is why he won't endorse Johnson unless he has no plans to run again. But since he is running for Senate, he'll endorse Cruz.
>>69556929
Trump said he would audit the fed?!?
shit, it's too late for me to become an American citizen and vote.
>>69557504
He wasn't real serious about it.
The vote came up in the Senate. Cruz added up its supporters and decided they didn't have the numbers to pass it. So he skipped the vote, even though he was on record supporting it. Trump took advantage and attacked Cruz by saying auditing the fed was very important.
He's probably already forgotten about it.
>>69556667
