reminder that Jesus suffered and died for our sins.
Remind that Jesus is the son of God.
>>69543682
I really love him. He is with you in your sufferings too, and he gives meaning to suffering through the power of the Cross even if we don't see it at the time, or even in this life at all.
>>69543682
Thank you, anon. My life for the Christ.
Praise Jesus.
>>69543763
Remember that whatever pain you ever have, it's nothing compared to what He went through for us.
>>69543682
jesus christ was illiterate and there is also a very strong possibility he smelled like shit
all of his followers were illiterate too
really, literacy and writing were very different in the ancient world. it wasn't like how we think of it today, it wasn't simple and accessible.
the only people around christ who could write were jewish scholars under royal court.
and this is already grounds for high suspicion in authenticity.
the jews really are scum
>>69544013
John 23:34
>>69543682
Reminder that he is returning soon! Praise God!!!
>>69543855
Are you kidding? Being crucified is painful, but it's nowhere near the most pain a human being could ever, or, for that matter, has ever experienced.
>>69544013
Colossians 4:14
Our dear friend Luke, the doctor, and Demas send greetings.
Our dear friend Luke, the doctor
also what is a scribe
>>69543682
Reminder that God has no son or family, Jesus was a prophet and messenger of Allah, and he never died, but was lifted unto the heavens and will be brought back down to Earth on the day of Judgement to fight and slay the Dajjal (Anti-Christ).
If you believe anything other than this you deserve hellfire.
>>69544311
I wasn't talking about just physical pain.
>>69543682
>Remind that Jesus is the son of God.
says who?
>>69544311
>he doesn't know about the implications of christ's divinity in understanding his suffering
>>69544371
Fuck off. The next crusade if coming.
DEUS VULT
>>69543682
reminder that millions of people went through worse torture and death than Jesus
>>69544013
jesus was likely literate even from an historical perspective. it's highly debatable, obviously, but it's certainly possible. most of his apostles were illiterate, with the possible exception of john.
this is why paul was such an important apostle. he was the one who could write while peter, although the head of the church, required scribes to dictate his letters.
>>69544657
Luke was a Doctor
>>69543682
Thanks Jesus!
>>69543682
wow like jesus loves us so much
and he asks for nothing in return for eternal life
what a great deal
unless . . . . its all bullshit
>>69544075
>>69544357
>quoting more jewish bullshit
>durrr what is a scribe
you guys have no realistic sense of history
writing was something only special people could do.
writing was only available to the powers of royal court, and not to the common public. it was a very controlled science.
you couldn't go out and have a story written about you. and there is no person who would want to write about christ because of his own good will.
writing was something which was authorized by a higher authority.
for this reason, the bible is highly speculative in ANY sence of authenticity
its either pure jewish bullshit written by jews
or it's pure roman bullshit
or most likely its pure dark age monarchy bullshit of the ruling class with the purpose of influencing the idiot-masses
but anyway, this doesn't change the fact your christian-jew god was FUCKING ILLITERATE AND SMELLED LIKE SHIT
>>69544563
I'd rather prefer peace over war
That being said you still deserve hellfire
>>69544756
God forgives all.
>>69544834
God forgives all. Even you.
>>69544601
There is no greater torture than being the Creator and lowering yourself to that of a man, to save them, only to be nailed to a cross.
>>69544954
>There is no greater torture than being the Creator
stopped reading
>>69544954
This. He was shamed, laughed at, nailed to a cross, beaten, and He is God. He came down here for us!
>>69544834
This. Look up the status of librarians in ancient history, they were regarded as having an incredibly high status.
>>69544863
May God forgive you.
That said I'll still send you to Him.
>>69543682
Amen
>>69543682
April Fools
>>69543682
>reminder that trump shitpost and memed for our sins.
>Remind that trump is the Godemperor.
>>69543682
Worse stuff happens every day than what Jesus had to go through. Can we stop with this meme now?
>>69545122
Is that a threat?
>>69543682
Reminder that God doesn't exist and anyone who believes he does is fucking stupid.
>>69545256
>something worse than dying by your children, for your childrens crime, so that you can save your children
>>69545404
> you see, i love jesus christ
Confirmed for loving another man.
>>69545473
A promise.
>>69545404
>Hurr durr guys I'm special
>Hurr durr I have different opinions than everyone else
Someone is fucking butt mad, typing a literal essay
>>69545489
Fuck off newfag. /pol/ is a christian board.
Go tip your fedora elsewhere.
>hurr durr, I know everything about the universe, every single minute detail, and I know there is no God, because I know everything
>>69544912
the irony is i believe in jesus
its just that most the idiots from christian america church are retarded hyprocritical fuck-wits
you see, i love jesus christ
he knows i can talk all the shit i want to about him, and he doesn't even give a fuck
its YOUR idiot way of life which causes you to believe i am sinning in the eyes of the lord
its your ignorance which is the true sin
there is so much you just dont know about humans and real human history
you are just a fucking cow with floppy nipples for capitalists to milk cash whenever they need it.
your religion is the religion of idiots
the religion you think is right might be a good religion,
but it's only in the most superficial worthless sense
honestly, you are worthless fucking scum
>>69545489
>>69545473
A promise.
>>69545509
Jesus was regular ole crucified. ISIS does worse to their hostages even today. They will crucify your entire family right in front of you. Hell, half the torture devices in the inquisition were worse than Jesus and his nails.
>>69545589
>hey mom you're proud of me now right
>mom I did it
>mom look I'm cool now I am christians but hate all other christians
>>69545593
>>69545625
Tipping hat pictures aren't evidence for a deity.
>>69545688
Nothing is worse than be separated from God, and that is what Jesus faced in the cross.
>>69545589
> you see, i love jesus christ
Confirmed for loving another man.
>>69545688
>can't comprehend emotional pain versus physical pain
Autism.
>>69545807
There's lots of worse things, like being flayed alive. You can't even provide evidence for a deity let alone the magic tricks that Jesus can perform.
Our father who are in heaven, hallow be thy name
>>69545732
there is so much true evil injustice in the world,
none of which your religion will ever challenge or talk about
really, you are in a feel good cult of the worthless fucking cows
i actually know history and science, and i still choose to admire jesus
you think my POV is some hip meme, but i assure you are the one who is the fucking faggot here, boy
>>69545856
> Thinks that autism has to deal with emotional/physical pain.
Poor education.
>>69545754
Tipping your hat isn't evidence against one. It's always you atheists that are always coming after us on the internet anyways, since you can't express your opinion outside of your room or otherwise your mom will deduct you good boy points.
>>69545489
>>>/reddit/
>>69543682
God bless you. Pic is my church.
Stay strong in your faith, friend.
Please pray for Christians who are persecuted.
http://www.opendoorsuk.org/
>>69544756
found the teenager
>>69545905
Jesus died for something he was the only person alive who did no commit. How is that not true pain? And he did it gladly, so that you and me could be with Him again.
>>69546030
>Doesn't know that people with Autism have difficulty comprehending and sorting emotions in themselves and others.
>>69546005
You're probably one of those faggots who still worships God
"God would allow gay marriage if he were here"
>>69543682
Wotan cleansed the earth from the ice giants
Thor is the son of Wotan
Jeebus died for our sins. There is still sin. But no fucking ice giants. Notice something?
>>69546043
Nice attempt at insults though it showcases that theists don't have a lot of substance beyond jokes about living in mom's basement and fedoras.
>>69543682
No he didn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SQh9upRWl0
>>69545583
>>69545593
>>69546134
Autism is a social disorder. You attempting to use it as an insult is adorable almost as much as your lack of anything valuable to this conversation.
>>69543682
Amen brother. May Christ bless you.
>>69545754
That's not the point. You called theists stupid without making an argument. Kind of like pic related.
>inb4 Molyneux is an atheist
>>69545078
sounds like he was retarded for not knowing that would happen
>>69546146
Wrong. Wotan got eaten by a dog. Thor got rekt by a snake. Neither of them had shit to do with frost giants.
>>69544371
I mean aren't we all sons of God? For Muslims believe Jesus was lifted to heaven? I'm so confused. I know God and Allah are the same Aramaic God.
>>69543682
How? Christians don't believe in reincarnation, how can they be my sins?
>>69546481
> That's not the point. You called theists stupid without making an argument. Kind of like pic related.
Since I did not call theists stupid, I will assume that your position is to make shit up. Maybe you should take a look at your own picture and then form a coherent argument. Follow that up with some evidence for a deity and you'll be solid.
>>69546578
If one human has sinned, all sinned. If one human was pure, all were pure. That's how it works.
>>69546772
No adam and eve means no sin. Jesus can go home and watch the game on TV.
>>69546849
But there was Adam and Eve, so Jesus had to come.
>>69546772
>If one human has sinned, all sinned. If one human was pure, all were pure. That's how it works.
hurr fucking durr
>>69546937
Adam and Eve are physically impossible. Their off-spring would have died off from interbreeding.
Amen!
>>69546772
>>69547045
>Adam and Eve are physically impossible.
Is that really the hardest thing to swallow about the Bible?
>>69546481
is he still doing his atheist shtick? I stopped listening to him because he wouldn't shut up about it. But someone said he calmed down and is less of a cult leader now.
>>69547158
> Is that really the hardest thing to swallow about the Bible?
Much of the bible is hard to swallow. That's why these books shouldn't be taken literally.
>>69547045
Inbreeding is evolutionarily beneficial.
t. evolution pro
>>69547401
Not on that level. Your abnormality count is way to too high with siblings.
>>69547045
Adam and Eve were just the first man and woman to be made in God's image. There were other people though.
>>69547499
Well, it didn't take too long to have the concept of cousins.
Why are Americans still so superstitious?
>>69547562
There were other people because humans evolved from the species before it. No need for an 'Adam' or an 'Eve' to be in the picture.
>>69547707
Hello Kansas.
>>69543682
>>69543763
>give everyone automatic sins at birth
>take them away
>play hero
Christ allmighty you christians are easy to manipulate
>>69548263
Come on Sven, Muhammadanson
If you could take the brown dick out of your ass long enough, your wife would tell you it isn't worth it.
>>69544311
being this much of an uneducated pseduo-theologian philistine
>>69543825
Hello pupper :)
>>69548346
A Chinese Leaf trying to call anyone else a cuck. What a day to be alive.
>>69546130
Lots of innocent people die for good reasons. It doesn't make them deities.
>>69543682
so if jesus died on the cross but came back to life a few days later, doesn't that make his death totally pointless?
and how is he the son of god if he is also god himself?
>>69549124
this is weak bait
>>69548886
I am British. Whiter than you'll ever be amerinigger.
Go fuck another cow, burger.
>>69549124
He went to Shepl/Hades for 3 days, bringing the people in Paradise (Abraham's Bosom) into Heaven.
>>69543682
fuck that kike on a stick...my religion is western civilization and the enemy is regressive liberal degeneracy trying to kill it.
your flag is your god
>>69549124
you know they are full of shit, and in the near future will accept gays and divorces, giving the convenient "excuse me" just like they have done it before.
I don't really believe in god but the biblical Jesus was okay.
>>69549124
REMINDER THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
>>69543682
Plankton shall receive the promise of the Resurrection
Truly we serve a God of grace
>>69543682
Reminder that the refugee invasion is a curse from God for Europe abandoning Him.
Deuteronomy 29 - 24 All the nations will ask: “Why has the Lord done this to this land? Why this fierce, burning anger?”
25 And the answer will be: “It is because this people abandoned the covenant of the Lord, the God of their ancestors, the covenant he made with them when he brought them out of Egypt. 26
They went off and worshiped other gods and bowed down to them, gods they did not know, gods he had not given them. 27 Therefore the Lord’s anger burned against this land, so that he
brought on it all the curses written in this book. 28 In furious anger and in great wrath the Lord uprooted them from their land and thrust them into another land, as it is now.”
>>69546772
So why do people have to repent for their own sins but not everyone elses sins?
> Ah shit, another drunk driver killed someone. Better start lashing myself for our sins
>>69551119
Come on Egypt, your best years were under Greek or British rule
>>69543682
How based can a man be? Is this as based as it gets?
>>69543682
I read this in Plankton's voice
>>69543682
Reminder that Trump is the second coming
Reminder that Im not memeing, just telling it like it is
I love you <3
A Christian life is the best life
t. non cucked faithless cunt
>>69547014
Im so tired of this "Jesus = God" meme
>>69553689
>implying you aren't cucked by Jesus
your Christian wife loves Jesus more than she loves you
>>69553893
I'm tired of this meme that says it is a meme.
I wish I could convince you guys that Jesus is not God, only the messenger.
God gets #Triggered when you speak of the trinity.
"MY NAME ISN'T JESUS, GOD DAMNIT!" -God
Source: Qu'ran 4:171
>>69554144
>trying to convince someone that someone is not God using a different fairytale book
all you are doing is making it look like you are both wrong
Im glad :)
>>69553893
>>69547014
Why do you americucks feel the burning need to accommodate perfectly and to the letter every fucking thing the book says lest you can't enjoy what really matters?
Is this because of >protestants?
>>69554070
> I'm tired of this unit of culture that says it's a unit of culture
Nigga what?
>>69554050
Fat chance
>>69554486
>cucked by Jesus
>>69554546
You already posted that m80
