there is a massacre right now happening in my city jesus christ
i have videos and shit but i dont know how to send it since im on iphone i could give the links for some anon to make a webm
>i could give the links for some anon to make a webm
Do it
im interested
>>69534739
Go participate in the fun Colum-bro
>>69534739
Muslims?
>>69534739
>Colombia
No one gives a shit about your irrelevant brown country.
>>69534795
They are literally burning my city jesus fuck
im not watching people die again, but go ahead and provide proof. or post shit on twitter
>>69534739
iPhones can't post .gifs to 4chan. gtfo.
>>69534739
Upload them on youtube or daily motion post links in thread
Bump because ohshit
>>69534739
>massacre happening
>not in America or at least the UK
Cares = 0
>>69534739
I hope you stay safe.
>>69534911
donde marica?
>>69534967
>>69534988
>>69535032
gonna upload one to mega
>>69534911
who is they
>>69534739
Im sure Columbia wil be fine :^)
>>69534911
stay hidden n shit
good luck man
FARC or a cartel?
>>69535094
Who is massacring people?
Is it the Jews?
>>69534911
>Cordoba
Las burras se estan revelando!
>>69534739
Is Great Colombia coming back?
Stay safe Anon.
>>69535218
I would honestly be surprised if it WASN'T the Jews
Who gives a shit
So this is where it all begins...
April 1, 2016 will be no joke.
Why are there massacres happening in Columbia?
Stay in one piece cocaine-bro
>Frogs get akbared
OMG PRAY FOR FRANCE APPLY THIS FAG FILTER TO YOUR KIKEBOOK.
>Rest of the fucking world has been attacked no-stop this week.
Meh.
>>69535054
en MonterÃa
>>69535098
bacrim
literal criminal bands
>>69534911
Someone translate
>>69534911
Charge your phone.
>>69535297
america in a nutshell.
>>69534739
Good post Hamez.
Speaking of Hamez, Why does he suck all of a sudden
>>69535403
There is currently a fire in the lot of street 41 in front of a place called "bomb of terpel"
>>69534911
kek fried burrito
>>69535554
No wait, it's "infront of a terpel bomb"
keep me posted
>>69535554
>>69535631
thank you mexibro
>>69535554
>bomb of terpel
Terpel´s fuel pump you fucking fucking casual
![18SICARIO-facebookJumbo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dn5OJRL.jpg "18SICARIO-facebookJumbo[1].jpg")
YOU COULD HAVE AVERTED THIS COLOMBIA
WHY DIDN'T YOU LET US CONTROL THE CARTELS
>>69535718
Y-You too
>>69535742
Se me chispoteó
here you have it some anon please make a webm
http://www.4shared.com/video/I4U0rudNce/video-1459483202.html
>>69535815
Well now that's just disgusting.
How could anyone just waste ammunition like that?
Do you have guns? Load gun pack bag and charge phone
Here are some photos of what is happening near to me
>>69535815
Awaiting the liveleak video and someone saying "this is old fake cartel shit from mexico"
>>69535815
holy fuck
>>69535815
were you the shooter
>>69535815
oh shit its happening, are you the killer?
>>69535924
You know there's an interesting quote about how evil people only prevail because the good allow them... but I guess an evil white westerner said it so better let the cartel rule your country.
>>69535938
Yes
But I'm not >>69535815
>>69535815
Santa cachucha
>>69535924
Who is shooting at whom?
PS: Post this on /k/.
>>69535931
It's old
>>69535815
>How it feels to chew 5gum
>>69535815
BRUTAL!
>April 1st
>>69536015
i don't understand any of this
stay safe anon
>>69535815
jesus christ this is as horrifying as seeing people jumping from that paris attack theater
>>69536114
He just shot a man 15 times with an FAL and now wants us to make a WebM for him
>>69536098
Here are 11pm
They are even killing the cops
this means another wave of child refugees to the US.
You should go and fight
>>69536161
Make a webm for some faggot who has no respect for ammunition?
Fuck that noise
>>69536161
>>69536193
but what is the story? who's "they"?
>>69534739
wat
Crazy. Anything on Twitter?
>>69535815
>http://www.4shared.com/video/I4U0rudNce/video-1459483202.html
That's stale
>>69536115
Você também. Algumas coisas são mais perto do que você pensa.
>>69536256
It's Colombia. You get one guess. It's okay you can do it. Just think.
>>69536256
The Jews
>>69536222
this. he could've killed atleast 8 people with the ammo he wasted smearing that cholo on the pavment, /k/ would have an annurism.
>>69535815
Did he die?
>>69534739
OHH SHIT HAPPENINGGNGNOME
SOUND THE ALARM
>>69534911
Is this a death squad or something? I know that very big one was disbanded in 2010 but there might be smaller ones. Either way, stay hidden.
>>69536304
muslim terrorists?
>>69535815
link dead
>>69534739
good luck man
I wish this shit happened regularly in america.
I may move to Colombia to get in on this fucking action.
>100 mil colombian pesos are 33 dlls
what the fuck colombia
>>69536404
What a waste of pussy
>>69536404
but explain why
>>69536404
Why
Upload more video and pictures
Theres nothing about it on the news
Fake and gay
Holy fuck and I thought the acid attacks in Colombia were bad. Makes me glad my parents left that shit hole before having me
>>69536193
>>69534739
Je Suis Colombia
>>69536256
i hope aliens
>Who is they?
>"me"
stop fucking with my head Columbia
>>69536404
what happened to her other shoe?
>>69536525
Are you just now figuring that out>
Just have some fun and take the bait
>>69534739
its too late for all that, join a gang of raiders and hope you survive
>>69535815
My friend showed my this video last week.
>>69536525
Literally kill yourself like if Bogota cares about monteria
Please, someone tell me, what the fuck is happening and why?
Is the guy ok?
>>69535815
>>69536469
nuevos pesos te dicen algo pendejo? o ya se te olvido la devaluacion, pancho?
>>69536565
>ayylmaos make first contact
>it's with colombia
>immediately start massacre of human race
>>69535378
I blame the white man for this.
This is probably related
http://www.bbc.com/mundo/noticias/2016/04/160331_colombia_uraba_paro_armado_gaitanistas_usuga_nc
>>69536525
So someone get shot here in monteria the rest of the country watch some shitty reality
Nice
Not a fan of Mexicans but I hope op is safe
>>69536525
Sorry /pol/ the fire is actually in Philippines.
>>69535815
the absolute madman
>>69536657
So colombians are still using the big ass 0s in their currency? what a waste ink tbqh
>Nothing is happening guys I swear
>>69536634
did a snek bit him?
FAKE ALARM
FAKE
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>>69536648
>his brains are splattered everywhere
Yup. He's fine.
>>69536899
Yes she was bitten to
>>69536899
Yes, the tricky Barrio Beaner snek
>>69536899
This one to
>>69537007
ey fucking colombiano d mrd
how about you take a minute and write up what is exactly going on
>>69536884
at least they're not deluding themselves.
Here is OP's video
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1459484575677.webm
>>69536603
just realized its april 1st, gg
>>69537007
What the fuck is going on burrofucker there is nothing in the news
>>69536888
people die everyday man, if there are not +3000 people in a riot it's not worth it
>>69537060
He already said it was snakes.
Fucking read the whole thread before you post.
>>69535815
Damn is he gonna be okay?
>>69537093
Thats not meme day for us
>>69537093
ooooooooohh
>>69536967
whoa, three feet, it's your country radiactive waste land like poo-in-loondia?
this video has been posted in rekt threads like fucking 8492732838 times
>>69537101
empezaron a pasar unos carteles donde una banda criminal empezo a decir que como habian matado a un compañero de ellos, darian toque de queda, a los monterianos nos importo una mierda y ahora nos estan dando bala
i can up the audios of them givin the orders to attack but will be in spanish
USA here, I understand people are dying, fires, and cartel stuff are happening in Colombia, but isn't that every day in Latin America?
Via con Dios, spicyanon.
Look at your calendars faggots
>>69537157
Hey are the you guys that tried to take over some rocks but lost your ass doing it?
>Narcolombia
We are identifying and deporting the vermin you send here in this same moment.
Ojala que te maten OP!
>>69537304
This, you're all retarded.
>>69536566
>mfw I read that
>>69537192
Says the one with the toxic air capital.
Also learn to count, you will need that skill to pay and build the wall
>>69536888
I swear I've seen this picture posted before
Puro cartel del valle ariba la mafia
>>69537091
Marv is so crazy.
>>69537304
here is 31 still for another 33 minutes senpai
Fake as fuck
>>69537330
it was close tho
also fuck chile
Why are their so many fucking colombians
>>69537330
at least they have some pride left. why did you get up? did the yanks told you to stop beign on your knees negro?
>>69537287
hory shet
>i can up the audios of them givin the orders to attack but will be in spanish
go ahead
>>69534739
Ayer un Mexicano expreso su descontento en cuanto a su delicada situacion: un grupo de narcos quiere asesinarlo porque un familiar suyo les falto el respeto gravemente. Para colmo el loco le pedia a los yankees consejos para dejarlo pasar ilegalmente. JAJAJAJAJAJ.
>>69537241
>Turkroach
>goes to /b/
Opinion discarded.
ES EL DIA DE LOS MEEMS EN COLOMBIA!!!
>>69535815
I watched this months ago
>>69537287
Ah ya, bueno que se le va a hacer. mejor quedese en la casa viendo peliculas hasta mañana.
>>69537288
>>69537093
Not april fools, repeat, this is not shitposting, just confirmed is happening, city under siegue by cokeniggers tonight
meh.,,
>>69537622
>>69537408
im uploading the audios
>>69537330
THE FALKLANDS ARE BRITISH
GOD SAVE THE BLOODY QUEEN
>>69536634
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>69537378
well i'm sorry to live in a modern capital like most 1st world countries, i envy you cholombia, must be nice to breathe clean air from all your rural cities full of coca plants (sad to know most of those belong to our narco, sorry ;P)
>>69534739
Damn, I confused your flag for Lithuania for a second, and I got confused.
>>69535815
Holy shit.
Why are all the shills trying to stop people from replying to this?
>>69537836
>mfw all the spics hate each other's extremely similiar countries more than they hate the US or anywhere else
>crime
>shooting
>gangs
>dead cops
>burning city's
isn't that every day in south america? why should /pol/ care am i right?
>>69537938
It's old
>>69534739
>Colombia
Sounds plausible enough.
>>69535815
I saw this a week or two ago though
>>69538028
>worlds going to shit
>not caring
we are the stewards of this world. we're not supposed to let it fall
>>69537466
Cause we do get laid
>>69538122
buddy south america is already falling
Fake and gay, exif deleted, can you explain this anon?
http://regex.info/exif.cgi?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fpol%2F1459483919160.jpg
http://regex.info/exif.cgi?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fpol%2F1459484264439.jpg
http://regex.info/exif.cgi?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fpol%2F1459484371775.jpg
http://regex.info/exif.cgi?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fpol%2F1459484513055.jpg
http://regex.info/exif.cgi?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fpol%2F1459484544539.jpg
>>69537836
Pedro please, your fucking city is shit and nobody wants to live in a smog ridden hellhole. I might get shot on the street but thats better than living in these conditions and being sure that everyone i know will die of horrible lung cancer, fuck that.
Also you know you suck our dicks to get that high quality shit, we dont have to deal with the border thanks to your useful idiots. If you are so great why dont you make it yourself?
the audios are up
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/7o_An2mgba/3f282c0cbe5a1cb8cea159a7be278d.html
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/5BEl494ace/2635f6fc14319c059a6fc1d703c988.html
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/QsR7nbf2ce/74550ac651f17ca961f8ec013a4369.html
>>69537965
nah man it's pol, hate means people have power over you i really don't give a flying plane into a tower of fucks about any country, it's just shitposting for the sake of it, meh, you blew it burgie bro, now i lost the mood, bye.
>>69538303
All images uploaded here have exif deleted silly goose
>>69538319
>i really don't give a flying plane into a tower
Is this supposed to trigger me?
>>69538316
Well yes this is very plausible, cities are indeed on lockdown since yesterday.
But whatever is not like gang violence doesnt happen everyday, best to stay at home shitposting all day bro
Happy april fools guys
>>69538028
Eat shit, we've had brazil-bro posters here since before you showed up.... they like senpai-senpai to us senpai :3
Stay safe Colombros.
You have a cool flag and I loved Valderrama as a kid
>>69538661
>>69537408
>here people is dying
>murica only want to shitpost
nice
>>69538316
at least hear the order they are giving to burn us
Can colombians own guns for defense from narcos
>>69538167
lol wat
>>69538867
I don't think there's any narcos in Columbia. You're thinking of Mexico
>>69538867
Nope but you can hire a sicario hit squad for a couple bucks, so why bother getting guns
>>69536015
Por que why shoot sleepy man on the road?
>>69538802
How do you explain this video >>69535815 being old? I saw it at least a week ago, possibly two.
>>69538958
yang plz, weed comes from mexico, coke from colombia, i though asians were smart.
>>69539108
i think you are mistaken it, this was sended couple hours after they started the cleaning
also they have been burning couple of houses and places wile we are talking
>>69539326
I am 100% sure I saw that video already. Whoever sent the video to you is lying.
>>69538316
This sounds like an order sent from a higher-up.
Are you one of them? Are you burning bikes and cars, too?
>>69538995
So you could totally buy some pistolas off the street if you needed to.
Just wondering in case shit comes too close to your own familia or casa hombre
>>69539326
Can you provide more proof? Anything?
>>69539326
So what the fuck was going on in the video? Who was shot?
>>69539411
so the dead cops, the shooting happening outside my house, they are burning literally our bus terminal who is right in front of the city jail, the man who fucking got into my class in the university to tell us leave or die is fake to
go on
>>69534911
link to the videos and I will webm-ize them.
>>69539263
This isn't the 80s, Paco. Mexican cartels bought out a lot of the Colombians.
>mexican intellectuals
>>69536304
cartel?
is that el chapo finally doing it?
>>69539624
>so the dead cops, the shooting happening outside my house, they are burning literally our bus terminal who is right in front of the city jail, the man who fucking got into my class in the university to tell us leave or die is fake to
Please dear god take pictures.
Document this shit.
>>69539673
>Mexican cartels bought out a lot of the Colombians.
Wat?
>>69539624
I wasn't implying nothing is happening as I have no way of knowing one way or the other. I'm just saying I saw that video already a while ago.
If shit really is happening in your city I hope you stay safe anon.
>>69535378
euros getting BTFO is so common now
>>69539707
no it's worse. it's Televisa trying to turn all of south america into a bigger shithole so the US gets overrun with even more little kiddies seeking refugee.
they used their televisa vans to transport guns and shit to other countries for the cartels.
>>69539527
I have a hunting shotgun, and i guess you can buy them in the street if you know who to ask, which you will cause everyone has a cousin that works in illegal activities, they will hook you up with guns, they will take people you dont like and send them to sleep with the fishes.
>>69539737
this, we need pics
>>69535815
Found it. Uploaded to liveleak 2nd of February.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=976_1454460669
take advantage of the chaos to rape lolis and other older qts
>>69539624
Take pics and provide proof ffs document this you idiot
>>69540114
and fuck any dead lolis if their asses are still fresh
>>69540114
#NotAllMexicans
>>69540114
>>69540142
now your making me want to fly there just for this reason
>>69535815
someone please make this into a "mind blown" gif
>>69540114
The legal consent here is 14 so we don't need that to fuck little girls
>>69540284
do it, i want to watch the beheading video of the white guy captured after raping a bunch of children
>>69539624
>XD my unsubstantiated story is not fake
Post any proof.
>>69540284
I have enough money in my rainy day fund to pack my AR and fly to colombia to go kill people and burn shit and not have repercussions.
>>69540284
we should do a 4chins rape tour while ISIS is still around
>>69540361
can you fuck a loli and upload it to jootube?
>>69540389
There will be a meeting with the defense minister to solve this shit
That's the mayor of monteria
>>69540628
I can't read that because I'm a Real American. What's it say?
>>69540854
Calling tho stay calm
That they will reinforcer the number of cops to keep the order
He will call the defense minister to solve the problem
>>69540628
I don't see any dates and >>69540101
Already proved you to be a lying faggot please die you subhuman spic
>>69540101
Busted.
Conductor
>>69534739
Normally I'd be skeptical but all I know about Colombia is related to scopolamine, fucking donkeys, right wing death squads, and setting homeless people on fire.
>eradicate a while town
>HAHAHAHA APRIL FOOLS
>IT WAS MERELY A JOKE
>>69541083
>it's not happening because is April 1 right guys ?
>>69536888
>>69537111
trips replies to trips?
both must be truths.
>>69541485
mb with the twitter shit never used it before
>>69540854
such ignorance.
>>6954177
like kill yourself
https://twitter.com/MarcosDanielPG/status/715755237638815744
what the fuck is going on hermanos?
You all safe?
>>69536888
Take her home and fuck her butt until she smells
>>69542710
Mostly but we cant go to school nor universities tomorrow not even malls because we were warned that they will kill us if we don't obey
Was it al qaeda?
>>69542024
It was self deprecating, bro.
>>69534911
Which city and state?
>>69536345
I think he's ok
>>69534911
HOLY SHIT..KEEP US POSTED
>>69536542
I'm a gringo I've been there like 5 times. It's not that bad to be honest. I never seen anything crazy. Just certain cities are very dangerous, but other cities like Barranquilla, Cartegena, Santa Marta, Popayan are safe.
>>69536888
Waste of good pussy. Colombian pussy = best pussy
>>69545277
They cook good too
>tfw no Sofia Vergara wife
>>69539527
Everyone has guns in Colombia. Idk about the laws but their common. It's not like here in U.S the police aren't going to pull you over because your tail lights out. If someone rapes a woman the police just drop them off in the neighborhood where it happened and tell everyone on a loud speaker the guys a rapist. Than the whole neighborhood beats the guy. Totally different there, but also very beautiful people and country.
>>69540017
Send the man on the motorcycle
>>69534962
I think they can
>>69545323
Not that hard my wife is Colombian. Yes she can cook to and likes sex. We have white blonde haired blue eyed babies too.
>>69537091
Kek
>>69546239
He dindu nuffin
>>69538637
Does Colombia have neetbux?
>>69536469
>tfw Mexicans can live like kings in Colombia
I need to buy me some Colombia
This is the most confusing fucking thread i've ever seen.
Can someone just tell me what the hell is happening?
post it on youtube?
>>69548241
What I understand is that gangs told people to stay home and nobody listen and now they're mad killing everybody
Isn't cocaine like a colombian version of popeye's spinach ?
>>69548241
It seems like nothing is happening. The newswires would have picked it up by now.
I think this is an April Fool's joke.
>>69535815
That video is old I saw that like a week ago
