http://theweek.com/speedreads/615988/north-korea-threatens-china-nuclear-storm
North Korea just burnt it's last bridge keeping it from being assfucked.
Does North Korea even exist? Do we have any proof?
>>69534097
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-nuclear-summit-usa-asia-idUSKCN0WX28X
>>69534303
It's happening friends.
>>69534097
I kind of want north korea to go batshit on all thier neighbors. I don't want to go fight jihad in the desert, but a decent war against communism is all the excuse i'd need to enlist.
So Best Korea nuking China would basically cause /pol/ to explode
>>69534097
so business as usual in North Korea?
u dum dum if you think anything is gonna happen
>>69534142
I don't know if I should laugh or be concerned.
>>69535462
yup
this is a good thing
really it just leads to possible revolution
a real one
not one where millions will die of starve
>>69535573
He's right.
We know literally nothing about NK. It could be all propaganda and actually a nice place
>>69535653
Norkfriend, what kind of revolution do you wish to see?
>>69535462
This.
He probably has it in his Google calendar as a neon colored event and a all day reminder for fucks sake.
>>69535653
>>69535733
NO! Don't give into this proxyfag that lurks in wait for NK threads.
>>69534097
![tERCXuQ[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0wgJfya.jpg "tERCXuQ[2].jpg")
>>69534775
>wants to fight a war against communism
>can't even keep it out of his own country
>>69534097
Lol all china has to do is shut off their oil and watch North Korea squirm i hope they do it to just to show them who's boss.
>>69535921
YEA WE'R A THREAT FUCK OU NORTH KOREA SUCK MUH DIIIIIIICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UVtu-iyBlg
>>69535875
OK, how do you know he's a proxyfag?
>>69536151
if I remember right he's a chinese national that works in a nork datacenter
>it's
its*
Learn English before you post, Jose.
>>69535875
Other users and this person themself have confirmedc that they use a proxy in multiple threads. I have(had) screenshots but I can't find them.
You don't have to believe me, especially without proof.
Just know all is not what it seems.
>>69535653
Hi again, NK woman near the Chinese border.
>>69536405
>>69536151 see above
Quoted myself like an idiot
>>69535653
Ayyyy proxyfag is back guys.
>>69536151
https://www.whitehatsec.com/blog/north-koreas-naenara-web-browser-its-weirder-than-we-thought/
everyone in NK is on the same intranet, it's obvious that anyone and anything connected to the internet in NK is monitored by government officials
>>69535653
What is 박왕자 ? South Korean guy said to you hey communist dont think we forget 박왕자 and you didnt respond
>>69535653
가. 너는 왜 이렇게 계속 프록시를 써됴? 병신 새끼야
Fake and gay. Cant into korean. Cant into chinese. Im NEET so i will talk shit about you in every thread. You cant hide.
Where were you when North Korea brought the top tier bantz
>>69536683
Its a woman who was on a beach who was shot by a dprk soldier.
>>69536683
Google translate has it as "Bakwangja". Sounds Congolese or something, not Korean.
>>69536832
In that thread.
>>69536832
>>69535653
Newfag here, is that what we call a rare flag?
>>69537282
No. It's what we call a proxyfag.
Basically, not a real Nork
>>69537282
If NK poster is legit, then yes it's one of the rarest.
>>69537282
It's semi-rare now. This guy has been a lot more active recently so it's probably losing its status as rare. I'd collect it anyway if you're a collector.
>>69537282
bump
i wish kim jong did a timestamped AMA on reddit
>>69537529
FUGG I MEANT 4 CHAN
fug
>>69537529
People would just laugh at him and call him a manlet with retarded hair
>>69537529
>>69537564
Too late now Calicuck, you've outed yourself.
>>69537529
>>69537564
You just projected yourself. Congratulations.
>>69537523
just kidding im not that new of a fag
>>69537672
fuck up nigger i got you confused with a redditor by your posts in the thread
>>69534775
good ol 'nam days eh?
>>69535665
>>69535573
>>69534142
It's actually a secret US military installation.
>>69537742
>blaming others for your massive fuckups
>>69538050
i am awfully disappointed in myself
>>69534303
>>69534097
Let's fuck em up, boys.
>>69534775
The war would be over by the time you walk up to your recruiter
>>69538294
Bullshit bro. Seoul would be leveled there would be a million dead at least North Korea would steamroll the US troops initially thing is we wouldn't be able to hold them until we had reinforcements.
>>69536832
That's fucking hilarious. NK posts are best posts
>>69536795
Fucking Canadian fucking posting in ching chong moonrunes all the TIME GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY REEEEEEEEEEE
>>69534142
Just a conspiracy of cartographers then?
>>69538589
i think i was here
:D
>>69538833
post a pic of anything
>>69538912
2000
>NORTH KOREAS GONNA LAUNCH NUKES GUYS
2001
>NORTH KOREAS GONNA LAUNCH NUKES GUYS
2002
>NORTH KOREAS GONNA LAUNCH NUKES GUYS
2003
>NORTH KOREAS GONNA LAUNCH NUKES GUYS
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>NORTH KOREAS GONNA LAUNCH NUKES GUYS
2005
>NORTH KOREAS GONNA LAUNCH NUKES GUYS
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>NORTH KOREAS GONNA LAUNCH NUKES GUYS
2007
>NORTH KOREAS GONNA LAUNCH NUKES GUYS
2008
>NORTH KOREAS GONNA LAUNCH NUKES GUYS
2009
>NORTH KOREAS GONNA LAUNCH NUKES GUYS
2010
>NORTH KOREAS GONNA LAUNCH NUKES GUYS
2011
>NORTH KOREAS GONNA LAUNCH NUKES GUYS
2012
>NORTH KOREAS GONNA LAUNCH NUKES GUYS
2013
>NORTH KOREAS GONNA LAUNCH NUKES GUYS
2014
>NORTH KOREAS GONNA LAUNCH NUKES GUYS
2015
>NORTH KOREAS GONNA LAUNCH NUKES GUYS
2016
>NO GUYS HEY WE'RE REALLY SERIOUS NORTH KOREAS GONNA LAUNCH NUKES FOR REAL THIS TIME
>>69534097
>biting the hand that feeds you
NK fucked up
>>69539074
lol
>>69538556
You've obviously never been to south Korea. Go to Camp Casey and the DMZ. If anything went down Pyongyang would get rent while The bases by the DMZ would intercept missiles before getting fucked up. While the Osan and Busan.bases.would scramble jets and soldiers.
>>69539074
mmm
So this is the North Korean art of legend
>>69539074
Lulz
>>69538596
2nd gen Canadian here. Family is white european. Studied asian languages for better job prospects.
>>69538833
I know you must be mad. But I just hate ruining your fun proxyfag.
북한사람들은 쌀밥이 없어서 매일 shitpost 힐 수 없어
>>69539395
hmm
i think now i understand why everybody here will tried to make me angry
now that you are very angry to me
it is very happy
you are angry
why
>>69534097
I've always known North Korea was best Korea.
>>69539074
>North Korea thinks the American Dream is alive
Kim truly is shit at everything.
>>69534142
I've lived in South Korea for years - presently only about 50km from "North Korea" - but I've never experiences any direct evidence of North Korea's existence.
>>69539500
>>69539670
just be friends?
>>69539500
거짓말 때문에 화내용. 너는 한국어를 조금도 몰라고 문화또 몰라요. 저녁을 먹을때 누구 첫번째 먹는 사람이에요?
>>69539395
>>69539500
Now kiss
>>69539500
Assuming you aren't a proxy user (you probably are), I genuinely want to know how it feels that your tiny country is so fucked. One way or another, it's super fucked. Whether it be famine or war. There is almost no way to fathom an outcome for NK that is nice.
>>69539866
i think you do not know Korean :D
>>69534142
We only have observation of North Korea through windows and camera lenses both of which are curved.
>>69539500
So like... Aren't you afraid of being caught and possible pinishments? Are you doing anything to prevent it or just hoping it doesn't happen?
>>69535653
inb4 its actually Kim Jong-un
>>69539989
You think that because you cant speak a word :D
you cant even answer the simplest question. "Who eats first at dinner?" Just stop and give up until I fall asleep.
>>69540143
Kim Jong Un is high on the list of people i wish i could talk to just once in my life, alongside JFK, george washington, adolf hitler, and a girl
>>69540222
Why? I doubt he's very interesting. I don't even think he probably likes being a dictator, I bet he just wants to play fucking xbox, but the generals keep asking him to make decisions.
>>69540211
i understood every part
just i do not think you deserved to have good answer
go now goon
enjoy time with family
Canada goes soon
because Justin TruDOPE
>>69540387
Your not smart
>>69534097
HAPPENING?
SEOUL, April 1 (Yonhap) -- North Korea on Friday launched a projectile presumed to be a ballistic missile, the South Korean military said, in the latest show of defiance by the communist country against mounting international pressure to give up its nuclear program.
The North fired off a projectile at around 1 p.m at the country's northeast area, according to a military official.
The military is analyzing the trajectory of the projectile, saying that the object is presumed to be a ballistic missile, he added.
>>69536070
its the american version of rick from trailer park boys
>>69540387
that's why
it's not like obama, trudeau, trump, or putin, each of whom is a proper leader that you can understand
i just dont get kimmy
>>69540390
>TruDOPE
Okay you're a proxy
Kim Jong Un is obese as fuck
>5'9 manlet
>290 lbs
>worshiped as a descendant of God
lol Korean genetics
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/five-san-francisco-officers-found-exchanging-racist-homophobic-011326422.html
This is what China wants you to think
>>69540222
>t think you deserved to have good answer
>go now goon
>enjoy time with family
>Canada goes soon
>because Justin TruDOPE
Girls are icky, don't get too close.
>>69540540
sorry wrong link
http://nypost.com/2016/03/31/kim-jong-un-weighs-nearly-300-pounds/
>>69540496
>Analyzing trajectory
>inb4 i get nuked
>los angeles
bye friends :-
>>69540536
No, someone told her that exact joke in another thread and I guess she just repeated it.
>>69540222
>and a girl
I chuckled
>>69540682
yea i thought it was pretty funny desu
also i got trips
>>69540496
its gonna be a happening after we just threatened them that they can't do this.
>>69540439
Care to explain? You could at least use the right "you're" if you're going to criticize me, Chaim.
>>69540390
No you didnt, because you are T. Proxy user. But I can sleep well knowing you are deeply hurt that I ruined your fun. I got to take away the only enjoyable thing in your lonely life. What a treat.
單純應報 단순응보
>>69539670
The earth is flat. The land that North Korea allegedly occupies is actually beyond the edge of the earth. The DMZ is actually to restrict us from visiting the edge of the earth. The myth of North Korea is just to justify the existence of the DMZ. Even the soldiers stationed at the DMZ don't know the truth.
http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/national/2016/04/01/10/0301000000AEN20160401007000315F.html
>>69534142
You can actually travel there. It's like going to theater. You know the truth but you can't see it when you go there, you still know it's all act. It's very absurd.
>>69540972
http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2016/04/01/0200000000AEN20160401006900315.html
full article here
>>69540390
빨갱이야
dont think we forget 박왕자 and 천안
look behind u
I don't get what the leadership in NK has to gain from this nuclear and missile business. Why not whore out their population as cheap labour and skim billions off the top to maintain their police state and lifestyles?
>>69535653
His id is just screaming of proxy.
>>69539082
From 2000 to 2012 I'd foolishly say this, but than 2013 happen where NK was talking big game. Then they backed out like a bunch of bitches when China reminded them they have a defense pact and not an offensive pact. ("We'll do peace talks, but we wanna be treated as a nuclear nation!" Rest of the world: "Lol, fuck outta here son.")
However, now in 2016 this is completely different because they're talking mad shit to CHINA. The only nation that is openly supporting their bullshit. The only nation that they run to for protection whenever they start shit. This is different, hugely different, compared to the other times they started shit (mostly with America, SK, and Japan). We might see the reunification of Korea in our lifetime, assuming we're lucky.
>>69540496
>APRIL FOOLS:DDD
>>69541542
South would be committing economic suicide trying to reunite Germany style. Will never ever happen; not in this century anyway.
air to surface missile just launched, anyone know what a air to surface missile is.
http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2016/04/01/0200000000AEN20160401006951315.html?input=www.tweeter.com
>>69541813
surface to air my mistake
>>69541683
http://www.breakingnews.com/topic/north-korea/
I doubt it's fake tbqh..
>>69541417
There has to be a reason. There are succesfull examples whore out its population in asia they could just copy. But it is a really good question. They could have solved starvation problem.
>>69541313
my wall is behind me
i say this before
you are just angry because you are American with no wall from Mexico :D
>>69540143
when we were playing that global.thermonuclearwar game north korea came online from Pyongyang.
Good chance this is kimmy
>>69541542
the thing you have to take into consideration is that nK has a provocation cycle that is correlated to the US/ROK theater wide training events.
1 they seek reconciliation and open dialogue.
2 good progress has been made
3 preparation for theater exercises begins
4 nK mounts tension by demanding they end
5 nK does something provocative saying something to the effect its the Alliance's fault
6 back to square one
>>69541747
this is true, if i recall correctly one thinktank said sK would need to double all taxes for ten years to even get nK even close to sK living standards.
never mind, updated:
http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2016/04/01/0200000000AEN20160401006951315.html
Seoul, earlier thought the North fired a ballistic missile, but on close examination of the trajectory picked up by its radar said it was a surface-to-air missile. The missile flew some 100 kilometers.
It's not happening.
>>69541747
I dont know a lot of shit happened last century though. Do you think we are immune to the natural progression of shit?
>>69541899
Besides the leadership simply being nuts and totally out of touch with reality, I suppose it would require some amount of opening up to compete with the Vietnams and Bengledesh's of the world. The Kaesong industrial area (not shut down afaik) was basically a South Korean enclave, where Norks just came in to work under SK management. But it'd be hard to be cost competitive with those sort of strictures (apparently the companies in kaesong only ever lost money).
>>69542133
*now shut down afaik
>>69542049
makes sense that it's an SA-5 system I head they have some but not much in service.
I say SA-5 because its a fairly large missile with very long range and its less likely for them to fire any other missile which would get attention like this
>>69541747
Forgive me, I'm speaking possibly mainly out of ignorance and certainly not malice. Wouldn't the reunification be good in the long run, since there would be so much opportunity to make a profit? Jobs to recreate infrastructure, modern products to sell to people living in the past, land to buy and turn into something, cheap unfinished productions (like that infamous hotel) to buy up and complete, etc.
>>69534097
my sides
>>69541813
wow they power dunked another missile into the ocean dennis rodman would be proud
>>69541747
Germany invested more than 2 billion dollars to east in 20 years and east is still undeveloped. Even East Germany was the most developed communist country. You should have much more invested to north.
>>69542244
you are only thinking long term.
think about how reunification would actually go down. there is still a large possibility of war on the korean peninsula. that war would wreck the sK economy for years.
so yes long term good but how much long term are we talking about?
>>69542336
>>69542029
Yeah, but this time it's different. They're not starting shit with America and its Allies! They're starting shit with China - arguably the only reason why the DPRK is able to exist and barely keep Pyongyang afloat.
>>69542336
what is surface to air missile anyway.
South Korea can exploit North Korean workers for cheap labour, and profit from building infrastructure there, without taking responsibility for the welfare of the people there.
South Korea is a highly educated pretty competitive trading economy. North Koreans have absolutely nothing to offer SK, except mouths to feed, expensive infrastructure and welfare to fund, etc. And it would swamp already crowded SK cities with migrants.
>>69538556
The artillery threat to Seoul is overblown, thousands would probably die but the nork artillery would get counterbatteried into oblivion within a day or two. North Korea hasn't had a serious chance of taking Seoul let alone blitzing to Pusan since the 80s.
>>69542550
nK has always had a floppy relationship with china because they could also rely on the USSR. I think (take this with a grain of salt) that they are doing this on the assumption that Russia will then support them.
OR maybe they are just more autistic than it remember
>>69542655
i dunno bro the US presence their is pretty weak compared to what it once was.
>>69542420
Well, with the rise of the internet along with transportation being incredibly fast compared to the rest of history. I think any negative short-term effects would at the most be 5 years, while the long-term would at least last more than a decade.
>>69542759
Perhaps, but that's mostly because SK is more than strong enough now to pick up the slack. The technology gap between the two Koreas is pretty ridiculous these days.
>>69542655
Two days of shelling Seoul would harm South Korean economy, it would harm East Asia and it would harm world.
>>69534097
China isn't going to do shit, they keep best Korea around so they have a place to disappear political dissidents to.
>>69538609
R&G is GOAT. So happy to see a reference on /pol/
>>69535962
>maplenigger with Trudeau running his country, literally the son of a communist cock sucker
>implying the kike has a chance in hell
>>69534097
It's obviously just an April Fool's Joke that went too far.
>>69542900
AFAIK only the far northwestern parts of Seoul are conceivably within NK artillery range.
>>69542897
Is it though? I mean sure you can have the greatest weapon ever but is it as good as a zerg rush?
>>69542900
No doubt a war and its aftermath would be pretty shit in the short run for the South. But they have no chance of losing militarily to the North.
>>69543027
no biggie then
kim press da feckin button
April fools would be the best day to launch a surprise attack. the frontline troops would have trouble convincing their commanders the attack was actually happening because they'd assume it was an april fools prank.
>>69542889
I don't you you understand. there are thousands of artillery pieces and missiles on the DMZ. a significant number of which are in full range of the Seoul Metropolitan Area. Seoul is the backbone of the sK economy, and the seat of its government. In the first week alone it is estimated over 100,000 artillery projectiles will be exchanged over the border.
If seoul is in ruins it won't take just 5 years to recover. Korean can pump out a building in a few months, but here are things to consider
1 the cost of repair would by in the trillions
2 there would be a high worker demand filled in by the north
3 would this demand cause tensions with the southern workers also desperate for work?
4 who will be financing this reconstruction? this is key in geopolitics as this country will in a sense have de facto control over sK.
5 how long will it take for the korean economy to actually gain momentum to function normally?
>>69535665
>this is what the communist secretly hopes
I-I swear g-guys! Communism totally w-worked! G-g-gulags were just American P-P-P-Progranda
>>69543257
No.
>>69534775
>NK
>Communist
Yes, they're also a democratic republic
they are jamming gps signals
>>69543539
http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2016/04/01/0200000000AEN20160401004952315.html?input=www.tweeter.com
>>69534097
Good? maybe this will hasten the end of this horrid regime
>>69543078
The North doesn't have that large of a manpower advantage, and numbers will only get you so far; just look ar Iraq in the Gulf War. Best case scenario for the North is that they get bogged down a few miles south of the DMZ before the South's reserves mobilize and US reinforcements arrive.
more jamming happening, should we expect a second missile launch?
http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2016/04/01/0200000000AEN20160401004952315.html
I'm gonna take a shower..
>inb4 I miss the happening that started ww3
>>69543590
they launced a second one already surface to air
>>69543644
if you mean this one >>69541813 yep I know, I meat should we expect another like this, since they started jamming again (they jammed 2h ago too before this launch).
>>69543750
probably. today might be the day norks attack.
>>69543789
kek I'm gonna shower very fast then brb
>>69543539
What´s the point of the jamming? who are they jamming?
i want to sleep but if i go to bed kimmy will kill me in the night
>>69543940
south korea and our military
>>69534097
The Interview becoming real when?
>>69536385
>tells some anon how to english
>doesn't tag the psot
learn how to reply to a post properly before you give english names, Saburo
>>69535653
You used to be cool
>>69538556
>North Korea would steamroll the US troops
I know the USA's army is bad but there's no way it would lose to a bunch of untrained starving people.
>>69544320
>untrained
>>69544320
Haven´t they been training in a state of perpetual total war for decades
I wouldn´t be so quick to dismiss them
>>69544135
*lessons, holy fuck
>>69544140
what do you meant
>>69544320
kim is strategically putting subs and missile launching equipment everywhere, any army with missiles subs and nukes can beat any army, depends how you play things out.
>tfw my grandpa killed 13 gooks
>>69544320
Untrained? Bro what do you think the average soldier is Kim has been living with nothing but his rifle and grass to eat all he knows is kill. the you have american and south Korean forces who grew up with ps2's and GI joe.
>>69544663
What the fuck is your country doing?
>>69534097
I'm not even sure if it's real or not, if it's an april fools joke then it's pretty elaborate because they've got a link in the article that actually takes you to another relevant article & not horse porn. Still I never heard of these websites before.
kim is MISSING
>>69545183
http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2016/04/01/0200000000AEN20160401005500315.html?input=www.tweeter.com
>>69544758
Being hardcore isn't going to offset the massive firepower disadvantage they'll have. Being able to smash bricks with your head doesn't count for anything when you're getting pounded into dust by steel rain.
Does NK know what they are getting themselves into? Are they trying to suicide by country?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKgf6_Mn7V4
>>69541542
this
but also
they just miniturized their nukes
>>69545342
they don't care anymore, they are a starving nation with no food or water. Kim wants to carry out his fathers will kill us all.
>>69545264
that is true
>NK
>Quarterly threaten to annihilate allied powers
>Daily threaten SK
>This has escalated to nuclear threats
>Murica starting to ignore threats
>Ah fuck what do we do now
>Oh I know! Threaten China!
China is half the reason why there isn't a massive coalition of allies firebombing your crazy nation to ash. China doesn't even like you! You're just the retarded pitbull that happens to lie between China and SK and burgerland. You think they care about you?
The fuck is going on?
>>69545925
kim is going to nuke china and get annihilated instantly or nuke obongo and he pisses and draws a line.
If things go down and NK gets BTFO, what do you think will happen to the civilians?
Will they flee the country to Chyna or SK or will they be walled off and detained and their living conditions won't change at all?
>>69546166
I dislike obamga
>>69534142
Where's the North Korean bro that always posts the comfy pictures for life in North Korea? I haven't seen him for a while, I hope he's alive.
>>69545925
>China is half the reason why there isn't a massive coalition of allies firebombing your crazy nation to ash
no it isn't, it's the millions of people living there.
>>69545342
>1 million guns made in china
so they might be able to shoot off 10 rounds without exploding
>>69546219
we would probably take them in, or china would but treat them like shit
>>69539082
I'm ashamed to admit I only first knew about North Korea in 2006 when they tested the first bomb, the breaking news was something like 'GLOBAL NUCLEAR CRISIS' and I almost shit myself
>>69536151
NK has like 3 IP total, all millitary
>>69546394
they have been saber rattling for years and years, but we have warned them enough and china pretty much has had enough. I think its time for korean war 2.0
>>69544766
I'm sorry to say he's in hell now :(
>>69546219
Either:
>China absorbs Best Korea, many Nork civilians will die in the clash
or
>Korea unifies into a single country under the control of the South's government, many Nork civilians will die in the clash & basically everyone in Seoul will be dead within the first 10 minutes because of mortar rain coming from Best Korea. The Norks that survive will be treated like second class citizens
>>69534775
ok chickenhawk
>>69546551
or they nuke us and we throw nukes at china north korea and south korea. killing all 3.
nothing will happen in our lifetime guys
>>69537282
yeah but this fag has been posting consistently for the last few weeks so its not rare anymore
seriously nk, do the world a huge favour and nuke the middle east completely. Sure, the world will be "mad" but they'll figure "eh, that's done with"
go for it best korea
>>69540682
>>69546728
That would move NK from "Best Korea" to simply "Best."
>>69543327
All information coming out of North Korea does not come directly out of North Korea. Anything Kimmy says is something that our governments tell our media that Kim said and then privately sent to the governments.
For all we know N.Korea could literally have had absolutely no official communications with the west since its foundations, which is honestly more in line with N.Korea's original stated desires for foreign policy (which is basically that they don't want anything to do with foreign, if you are not a neighbor than you don't exist to them, and neighbors only exist as something to remind to not cross the fence)
>>69546956
What about the vid of them nuking DC?
>>69547032
thats propaganda
>>69546956
Except there is actual proof of DPRKs draconian shithole.
>>69547129
Exactly.
China has no interest in having a power vacuum in NK
>>69547186
If China did get involved would they give the North to the South or keep it for themselves?
>>69534775
You think the untrained goatfuckers are brutal, you don't even want to fuck with millions of suicidal gooks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKR_gC_yBPU
>>69547305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtJuMq8sz_Q
I know you're lurking this thread, Kim.
Why can't you be a bro and just make nice with the world?
>>69547302
you think the south wants the north?
HELL NO! All those illiterate starving monsters that are in the North would destroy the economy in the South.
China doesn't want the North either. Don't be surprised if they just neutron bomb the place.
>>69547413
No, Kim, please nuke middle east k thanks bud.
>>69547453
Kind of like the divide that's still around with West and East Germany(istan). I think the China could swing it easy but the south would want it for global PR reasons, nation building, etc.
Just another NK manlet rant.
Seriously, I'm hoping he flips out, tries to launch a nuke and ends up with the POS irradiating his own country when the missile fails and the bomb detonates in his own national borders.
Because that'd be the story of North Korea. Talk big, try to prove you're more bite than bark, end up biting yourself in the ass.
"We must no longer go easy on the Chinese and instead deal with them equally in order to change their attitude of taking us lightly,"
>change their attitude of taking us lightly
>taking us lightly
So they actually have hydrogen bombs or was that also a lie?
>>69534097
Kim Jong-Un went full retard.
Damn... they really want total economic collapse, don't they...
>>69547305
Austism: The Movie
>>69548839
maybe KJU is playing the long game, he is intentionally trying to get the country to collapse by starting as much beef as possible so the people will be free without getting himself killed in the process by his generals
once the invasion starts he'll lose his weight and get a different nose and cross the DMZ as Jim Kong Um
>>69547305
some of that shit has me concerned that said one of the lil fucks comes running at me acting like he wants to go full go go retard ninja Id just shoot his ass half way through his AGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! power up
>>69551069
oh as a continuation of my last comment just about none of that makes some one combat effective and every one in that video is more than likely the only people in that whole country that can do that crap
>>69546333
Top kek
is this April's fool?
