i'll start her off
Straya seems kind of like the Texas of the ocean, so y'all are alright in my book.
>>69532845
Australia is like Florida, senpai
>>69532894
I dunno man.
>The hats
>The "we're full"
>Animals that will fucking kill you
>Vast nothingness
Seems like Texas to me.
>>69532779
Are any of you actually blond? (meaning white)
>>69532779
I love Straya threads. Sometimes I even stay up late at night to read your posts. Much funnier than the usual shit during the day around here.
>>69532779
see
>>69531411
>>69532779
ANZAC Supremacy mate.
>>69532779
Seems like the coolest and funniest people m8
>>69533573
I dunno why but that's fucking hilarious to me
AUSSIE ... !
OI ... !
Ausbros, remember to wear sunscreen... I don't want you to get skin cancer from living in that awful latitude. & Stay based
>>69532779
>>69532779
florida bro standing by
>>69534501
i studied abroad in NZ...pretty much describes NZ's feelings perfectly
Post rare Tones
>>69534501
>>69533642
stay based neighbour
Tell me your abo stories. They always make my day.
>>69532779
All hail the new kings of shitpost.
But be aware, Canada is coming.
>>69532779
>literally making a thread to praise your own country
How fucking self-absorbed are you cunts?
Beautiful hairy manly asses. mmmm.
>>69532905
kek
top bantz
Here in this God given land of ours, Australia
This proud possession, our own piece of earth
That was built by our fathers, who pioneered our heritage,
Here in Australia, the land of our birth.
God bless Australia, Our land Australia,
Home of the Anzac, the strong and the free
It's our homeland, our own land,
To cherish for eternity,
God bless Australia, The land of the free.
Here in Australia, we treasure love and liberty,
Our way of life, all for one, one for all
We're a peace loving race, but should danger ever threaten us,
Let the world know we will answer the call
Literally worthless country who contributes nothing other than boomer rings which are a total fucking fluke of an invention anyway
How is Perth?
>>69535808
Once upon a time there were little dung heaps scattered around the country filled with lazy, alcoholic, uncultured ferals.
Hundreds of years on, and the description hasn't changed.
So Australians how is the government treating the refugee crisis are they redpilled
>>69538580
We sent back boats full of people when they were seaworthy enough.
If they weren't, we stuck them on unsinkable, powered life boats and sent them back to Indonesia, telling the Indons to eat a dick if they didn't like it.
Then the villagers on the south coast of Indonesia started worrying that the life boats were aliens UFOs, so we bought seaworthy Vietnamese fishing boats and sent people back in those, telling the Indons they were welcome to the whole bag of dicks if they didn't like it.
>>69535835
Like most beta males, Canada will last about 15 seconds before "coming".
>>69538785
>>69538580
Oh, additionally, we put out ads in source countries like Afghanistan saying that people smugglers were ripping them off, that there was a good chance they'd drown, and that even if they made it to Australia without being towed back, they would lose their chance to claim asylum in Australia forever- and would be processed and settled on two tiny Pacific Islands. "You're welcome to stay here, Abdul, or you can go back home if you like. Have fun, don't get eaten by a shark!"
>Australia
>>69534881
>>69538785
Not red pilled. A true redpill would have sunk the boat when it was at sea and made it look accidental, thus sparing Indo and yourselves.
Seems pretty redpilled I am considering moving if Trump doesn't win and America goes down the pooper
>>69532845
>no guns
Are you dumb
>>69532779
FL here, sup mate
>>69539035
>>69538010
>>69537893
Fuck, was nice here until the maples came.
Hank was right, USA needs a wall on both sides of the nation.
>>69538580
Pretty good actually, I know someone who works in immigration and we apparently cut back on bringing in Africans only very few are selected to come in, we are also cherry picking iraqi Christian refugees and syrian Christians
Lefty government was having A bitch about our current government not bringing in enough but most aussies here are more right wing and won't support mass immigration, labor party fucked up hard with the immigration and they will probably never be voted back into power
>>69535808
In the strait between Australia and Papua New Guinea live a group of indigenous people called Torres Strait Islanders. They vary from island to island in being either partly abo, partly PNG fuzzy-wuzzy, or partly their own bespoke race, and largely they're much easier to deal with than abos - some of them even have jobs; the welfare costs per capita are much lower up there.
That being said, they have their moments. They are a seafaring people, so instead of a family car they'll have a 5-metre long (16ft or so) fibreglass open boat and they'll go island to island to visit friends, hunt turtle, trade sticks, etc.
Anyway, they constantly have search and rescues for these fuckers up there because they run out of fuel. It's at the point where you can go to the police station and get a map with all the islands, and from each island to each other island is a line - you follow the line and there are pictures - PICTURES - of how many fuel tanks it will take to get there.
So your average islander walks to his boat and says "Hmm... I'm going to Badu... let me see, I need... 1...2...3 petrol tanks. I have.... 1...2. Seems like enough!"
>>69539346
Sup mate Floridafag here also.
>>69534787
Where in Florida, m8? Orlando checking in
>>69539084
I miss him
>>69539609
Not as much as we do, anon.
I have a new theory that the Libs should pass a by law banning leaders with the first name of Malcolm - hasn't worked well for us so far.
>>69538232
your forgetting the fucking Hills Hoist mate
I wish I had a pet Australian of my own. I'd feed him vegemite every day.
australia is just like warm, conservative canada, I've been twice its a lovely place, thanks for being alive ausbros
>>69537893
Get the fuck out this posts leaf. No one likes you. The only way to redeem yourself individually is to commit a mass murder/suicide.
The immortal Corey Worthington
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc0CB6URrV0
>>69538232
Whats a Boomer ring?
I thought salty old arseholes were an american invention?
They're the only ones that followed us on all our military fuckups in asia and the middle east.
I'm sick of you fuckin bogans.
fuck off and Die, and get eaten by buzzards.
I like australia
>>69539901
Bros 4 lyfe
>>69539829
He's a fucking champion, I'd forgotten how lulzworthy that interview was.
>>69532779
bantz forever
>>69532894
>>69533086
its basically vancouver but warm, at least melbourne.
>>69540225
>"Uh no, I don't think I will"
And of course...
>"Get me to do it for you."
She thought she was going to get to bitch him out on TV. She had no idea what she was in for.
>>69539901
You think they do this because they LIKE you?
They do it because when China invades, they actually think America will step in and rescue them.
Dumb fuckers.
They *truly* believe this.
America will be 60% Mexican/asian by that time. Mexicans don't give a fuck about some bogans in the middle of nowhere… and the Asians will be on Chinas side anyway.
>>69540366
Actually fuckwit, we do it because we believe in brotherhood.
Only chinks think so cynically as you you must be a dirty fucking boatperson foreigner scumbag
>>69533441
Ozzie currently in the US, yes, a fair few of us. Go look up 'The Bondi Vet' for a good example.
>>69539509
Eyyy Orlando as well friend.
>>69539829
He just got married in Bali, I assume everyone was wearing Bintang singlets and camo shorts.
>>69538943
Fuckin based, need to move there
Anyone knows of any heavily German influenced areas?
And will I find a job as a medical engineer?
I have an online business. Most of my Australian customers can't fill out their own address in the order form correctly.
They are the world's most illiterate people. About 30% of them misspell their own names too. They are literally worse at writing in English than countries who don't speak English.
>>69541025
FET GUCKED
Ray of Dope wen?
>>69540963
>Anyone knows of any heavily German influenced areas?
We have a little bit of German settlement near Adelaide in South Australia but most of us will accept you anywhere with just a few jokes about you losing the war.
>And will I find a job as a medical engineer?
Any degree-driven medical job will almost certainly get you in - we're always having shortages there
>>69541025
Nobody cares what you do in your technologically deprived jungle realm, fucking gook.
>>69540910
You can bet your ass he didn't take off those sunglasses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8czHlPYXew
Fucking Abo cunts. None of the cunts in this video are even 50% Abo.
>>69541276
Shut the fuck up yellow toothed Brit
>>69540474
Yeah right. Brotherhood. Chinks.
Australia will have so many Asian they'll open the harbour and let their 'brothers' into the country without a shot.
No need quarrelling with your brothers.
You are 10x more fucked than any of us in the long term.
Slobbering on the American knob won't really help. You can keep sucking anyway out of 'brotherhood' if you enjoy it.
>>69532779
>Strayan apprecriation thread
>get rid of guns
fuck up you poof cunts
thedingoes.xyz
>>69541529
Why is pic related happening to me mates?
I have added it to my exceptions list but the screen keeps coming up.
>>69540963
>Anyone knows of any heavily German influenced areas?
used to be historically german areas but after like one generation germans just become aussies.
>And will I find a job as a medical engineer?
yes.
>>69541253
Thanks aussiebro
How much bantz will I get?
A good friend if mine was there for two months but since he's kinda autistic he reduced interaction to a minimum and couldn't tell me much about how he was treated
>>69541553
Oh now I understand your posts.
You're a manlet.
My apologies.
To be honest, i fuckin love aussies .
>>69541773
There used to be large very German communities in South Australia.
But when WW1 broke out they got given so much shit that they assimilated almost instantaneously for their own safety.
They even changed all their town names from German names to English ones.
>>69541799
Considering what's going on and your reasons for coming, you should expect a lot.
Does Straya have the best MILFs?
>>69532779
You guys are literally Argentina tier.
>>69541892
Why are you talking to me you fucking gook? Fuck off you slanty eyed cunt.
>>69541799
Bantz is how we interact, it's a fundamental part of Australian life. We mercilessly take the piss out of our closest friends with their most embarrassing moments - the better mates you are with someone, the more heartlessly you'll hang shit on them and the more personal the jokes will become.
What this means for outsiders - especially foreigners - is that we will use bantz to see if you are, or are ready to become, "one of us". The foreigner that takes the jokes with a laugh, and better yet, comes back with something funnier about the joker, will be pretty much adopted on the spot. Note that this aspect of life is changing a little, especially in inner-city Sydney and Melbourne, but is largely still the way of life in the rest of the country.
What it boils down to, is, that bantz are a normal part of day to day life, and taking them seriously or taking offence to it is both not the point, and counter productive, Hans.
Oh, be prepared for tap beer at most pubs to be royally fucking terrible. Stick to beers you know if you can get them, or start sniffing around the burgeoning craft beer scene, or pay even more (our alcohol prices suck) for imported varieties from home.
>>69541553
stop it
ur an embarrassment
>>69542076
I am an Aussie sex tourist on holiday m8.
>>69532779
Fuck off
I want hate, not appreciation
>>69541025
still overcompensating from when britain ruled you guys, calm down they went home, or are you still scared of spelling mistakes you'll get the cane
>>69542142
Are there certain areas of Australia that aren't such liberal cunts? I worked with a guy from OZ who was pretty based but said
most of the younger people there were on the dole and bunch of cunts.
Which areas are more liberal or more conservative. Which ones wish they still had guns?
BTW the All Blacks are the best.
>>69542350
I can appreciate that.
>>69542391
Being on the dole doesn't make you a liberal. In fact people on the dole are more likely to be conservative and racist as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E22gszljklc
Top Aussie song
>>69542391
Every inner city is basically San Francisco. Everywhere else is basically the America south without spics or niggers.
>>69542391
There are obviously exceptions, but the general rule is the closer you go to the centre of Melbourne and Sydney, the more to the left people are politically and culturally.
Also bear in mind that our conservative political party is called the Liberal Party, being named back when liberal views meant freedom of speech and expression; small government and free enterprise.
>>69542191
Eat a fucking dick you scummy low-life cocksucker.
AHHHHHH - Mommy don't embarasss me in front of my friendddds
Roll over and die a long painful death.
You are a fucking cucked little pussy.. die
>>69541799
I met a fresh off the boat german bloke once, worked with him for a bit. He was cool but he had issues with humor.
He was much more blunt in his way of speaking where as aussies are much more indirect.
A simple example: When someone asks an aussie "how are you today?" Instead of saying "good" the aussie will say "not bad".
We have this kind of indirect way that I found lost on germanbro.
Also, I found I could see the disgust in him when looking at brown people but he seemed afraid or unwilling to say anything about it or provide visual cues to make fun of them.
When australians see dirty brown people being brown we kind of look to each other and kind of roll our eyes or something. Or we make a sly comment about them.
Being white you won't get too much bants in your day to day but if you go out at night you might get some bants at your expense but it will be a sign of acceptance since you are white and they will be expecting some humour back.
If they make a joke about you and you just blank face say "yes" back, they will be like WTF is wrong with this guy... but if you make a joke about them back and say something like "I heard you convicts fuck kangaroos" you will be instantly accepted and beloved.
Aussies convince me to come to your island with my engineering degree.
Stuck between you guys and medpack
>>69542680
No.
ITT Australian immigrants trying hard to perpetuate
the meme that Australians shitpost a lot. Fucking gooks.
>>69542589
What about Perth? My company has an office there and I may have to travel there sometime.
Also I almost married a chick from Kalgoorlie, how big of a bullet did I dodge?
>>69542230
Nice one mate, try not to use condoms but if they make you provide your own with pin pricks in them and knock up as many chinks as you can with your superior aussie seed.
Do some cheeky cucking on all these chinky cunts.
>>69542680
Nobody gets into medpack you dumb seppo.
Also, nobody gives a fuck to tell you what to do figure it out yourself stupid.
For all I care you can go to some cuck nation like canada or new zealand.
>>69542680
Switzerland is basically Sweden without the internet memes
>>69542787
Perth is like a city only smaller.
>>69542787
Perth is still pretty far removed from the bullshit, mostly- the whole of the state of Western Australia have a pretty parochial attitude; they joke about secession yearly.
Perth is a pretty nice city with a decent climate, good beaches, good pubs and bars though it's expensive.
Probably not a massively dodged bullet though Kalgoorlie does have a crazy ratio of brothels/skimpies bars to population so there's a good chance half the town has seen her tits.
>>69542951
>Switzerland is basically Sweden without the internet meme
And with a fuck ton more guns per household.
>>69542942
Fuck U dude.
There's not a damn thing wrong with New Zealand
>>69542493
>Applying American statistics to Australian people
Fuck off chink gook inbred autistic fuckhole
>>69542816
>Visit japan 13 years later
>Give me a steak gook
>oh you is strayian noice
>Noice
At that moment you notice all the ladyboys seem to have exceptionally large cocks and are drinking fosters.
>implying we don't have the coolest Bird around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y
>>69541516
Funny how they never mention the fact that they don't know their own history, they just assume they started where they are.
Hunting spears but only used on animals they claim. Sure. I bet.
>>69542391
Inner city is super liberal and full of chinks. All the rich suburbs/electorates vote liberal though
>>69543007
Kalfag here. There's only one brothel left, the others all closed down because they were trying to sell what the local girls gave away for free.
Even the Pink House is barely hanging on. They basically function as a hotel that rents room by the hour (for hook ups) with a brothel on the side.
>>69542680
We're full.
>>69543145
Holy shit, really? That's like... an institution gone haha
>>69532779
What I don't understand is why you Dundee fuckers aren't using your shitposting powers for good.
>trump needs you on Twitter and you are on here ruining the vibe with your "Bantz"
>it's like if superman decided to use his powers to melt little girls Barbie dolls with his laser eyes
Come on fuckers, don't squander your talents. Trump needs you.
>by the way, Meagan Kelly and Michelle fields called all Australians "child raping buttfuckers" so maybe you should let them know how you feel about that
MFW thinking of the wasted talent here
>>69543111
Liberal as in the liberal party. So conservatively
>>69543145
Feminism ruins everything
cunts
>>69543223
Well yeh nah fuck off fatty don't tell me what to do
>>69543300
Your daughter has a nice cunt
>>69539136
The indogs are the ones trying to send them here.
>>69535103
One day we shall break free & party hard in the pacific
>>69543341
All the boys think so too
>>69543223
We already are mate, you cunts just don't know we're strayans on there cuz we're too skilled.
The only reason you know we're strayans here is cuz flags and we purposely use strayanisms as a joke.
>>69543341
u have a nice cunt
cunt
>>69539841
kek
>>69543341
I doubt it she's probably obese and smells like mcdonalds the fat little cunt.
>>69537893
Not sure if trolling or Canadians are this stupid..
>>69541799
Depends on the person you're talking to, any normal Aussie will just ask questions about Germany. Only some will give you bantz and it will either be about migrants or Nazis.
I met this German guy at a nightclub and started making fun of Merkel and saying PEGIDA was doing a good job for his country but he didn't understand what I was talking about because he was happy with Merkel and immigrants
>>69543501
dont talk about my daughter this way
>>69542387
They learnt their lesson leaf man. Now when are you going to put the jack back on your flag?
>>69532779
Serious question
Does it feel shit being only known for being that country next to Australia and lord of the rings?
>>69543223
don't give a fuck about muricuck politics m8
most of us don't even pay attention to our own
>>69543839
also tigers
>>69543062
jesus, the bants are real
>>69543858
Jon Howard still president? Cunt knows nothing.
>>69543072
Amazing!
>>69543839
m8 what are you doing wasting time here. Go run Muhammad a nice, hot bath while he's busy with your wife
>>69543657
It's not like she can speak for herself when she's shoving big macs up her nose because she can't eat them fast enough.
>>69543839
Probs better than being known for extremist genocide and self-inflicted cultural extinction.
are you abbos often cucked by bogans?
must be rough
>>69538183
Even Finland knows what what our National Anthem should be.
>>69541799
Like any country you get the odd fuckwit but we're generally cool people towards most immigrants.
>Italian backpacker at our work
>named Simone
>everyone calls him Simon instead
>he's applying for citizenship for him and his wife here because in his own words "Europe is fucked"
>we ask him to elaborate
>talks about how Italy is even more expensive to live in than Australia and how many Africans and Arabs to actual Italians there are even in rural areas now
I know it's just one persons account but shit seems dire there.
>>69544000
fuck oath that cunt better not try to take our guns or bring in that gst or workchoices shit.
it'll be a fucking outrage ayy
>>69544241
>abos
>internet
Oh that one black cunt giving the finger to his passport sure is representative of their population.
>>69543839
better than being known as the county that once lost some wars and is currently getting cucked by muslims
>>69544305
how many chinks are around?
whats the perfect australian dinner?
>>69544672
>how many chinks are around?
Every capital city is china town.
>whats the perfect australian dinner?
your mums cunt
>>69544672
I don't live in a city so literally none except for the people running the 2 chinese restaurants around here.
Chicken Parma.
>>69544633
World War 3 Statistics.
Country: Germany.
Casualties: 0.
Kills:0.
Reinforcements: 6,000,000.
Result: Cultural enrichment.
>>69535103
Those Jews look too happy.
>>69544672
Asians own at least 1/3rd of all major cities, however they avoid the rural bush areas (95% of the fucking country) like the plague. They also have assimilated comparatively well and don't vote on racial lines which is the thing that has made the multicultural experiment such a clusterfuck in the US and EU, that doesn't work for Muzzies however who want to live like they are back in the sand dunes.
>>69544981
central qldfag here and every fuckin hobby farm is gookanese. the place is crawling with the cunts
>>69539382
That's what Canada was gonna do, select Christians first...till Trudope ruined everything...
>>69544672
Meat and three veg is pretty standard fare among Anglo Australian families, but we'll also avail ourselves of Italian food, Middle Eastern food, Asian food and other regional cuisine that has made its way here.
But yeah, the classic in my demographic would be barbecued steak with salad and potato salad or with vegetables, or roast meat - preferably lamb - with roast vegetables and gravy.
On a weekend, at any function with any small number of people attending, there will invariably be something called a sausage sizzle. This involves an Australian delicacy known as "snags on bread". Inexpensive, unnoteworthy sausages from the supermarket are barbecued to a slightly charred state before being dropped diagonally - if it's horizontal or vertical it's a hate crime or possibly done by a poofter - on a slice of white bread and then covered in barbecued onions and tomato sauce. The price should certainly be no more than $2 but is traditionally a "gold coin donation" which means $1 or $2, depending on the largesse of the purchaser and the quality of the snags.
Yes, we know our sausages are boring, and lacklustre when compared to sausages from any number of places overseas, but they're still fucking awesome when presented and consumed in the manner they're designed to be, and in the right time and place.
Fuck I could go a snag right now.
>>69545128
Tell me they speak with the accent at least.
If the Anglo is forced to become a minority, tell me at least in a hundred years the average Australian will still call his mates a cunt.
>>69544672
Weet bix cunt
>>69544981
>go to Sydney to see a concert
>bogan ruralfag never been to a city other than Sadelaide before
>we go walking around the CBD during the day for something to do
>play a game of spot the white cunt (fuckloads of Asian qt's though)
The memes are real, still don't get why it's the poofter capital of Aus when there are so many honeys walking around.
>>69533441
French/German/Slav blood here m8
I fucking love being white
>>69544672
>perfect australian dinner.
For Breakfast you have Vegemite on toast and Weetbix.
For Lunch you have Burgers with Beetroot, Bacon and a Beer.
For Dinner you have Lamb chops with gravy and three vege. Maybe a couple of snags as well. For Desert you would have Lamingtons and/or Pavlova.
>>69545274
we have the exact same thing fampai but instead of snags we call them sossies
>>69533441
I am Red Haired, but everyone in my Family (except for 2 other redheads) is blond.
>>69545414
Beetroot, Pineapple, Tomato, Lettuce, Egg, Cheese, Onion and Bacon cunt.
>>69545274
sounds like poorfag's hotdog
>>69539084
I MISS HIM BROS ;_;
>>69545274
Fuck it. I was planning on eating penne with chorizo, field mushrooms, basil and rocket in truffle oil for tea tonight... but I think I might have to go and get some snags and white bread now.
>>69539452
Kek, if it weren't for whites abos would have died off a long time ago
>>69545530
I know Anon, but I couldn't be bothered with listing them all.
>>69532779
Is fosters really shit tier?
>>69545274
I haven't eaten all day and you post this.
Fuck you.
>>69545533
Different kind of sausage used, but yeah, not dissimilar in basic principle.
>>69540125
>Fosters
Never been to Australia confirmed
>>69539452
Lol interesting sea abbos!
>>69532779
They're faggots, but cool faggots like Freddy Mercury.
>>69545383
It's their genes mate. Faggotism is a genetic disorder.
The british sent all the sex pests, prostitutes and buggerers (that means faggots) to australia back in the day.
They dumped them all in sydney. Sluts and rapist have a strong drive to succeed so they spread across the nation fucking eachother and providing a population.
Faggots just stayed in one place and fucked eachother in the bum.
Fun fact: "Bugger" means 'fucked up' and isn't considered a swear word in australia even though it means gay anal sex.
>>69545383
>poofter capital
That title still belongs to Melbourne, however we are hardly the heavyweight Nationalists that will redeem us like Queensland or WA are.
I think the Aussie plan is to wait for Europe to implode then close all borders once the leftists can no longer excuse the death tolls with tolerance.
>>69545533
>normal bread is for poorfags
This is why America is in debt.
>>69545572
And that's why a "Burger with the lot" is different in every single shop you slut.
>>69545480
this is why i make sure to visit the local Bunnings every weekend. the local league/netball/whatever team needs my gold coin donation, and i need dat soss
>>69545480
Interesting.
Now what in the fuck is a "fesh" and why do you eat them with "cheps"?
Also, what the fuck is "cheps"?
>>69537893
DUDE, LEAF! LMAO
>>69545620
If it was shit, it would at least be notable. It's just plain boring, crap mass production beer - and is actually rarely found in Australia - most of it is sent to the UK.
>>69545673
>>69545571
Almost certainly.
>>69545635
Yeah I've done it to myself, too. I'm off to the shops I think.
>>69542142
tip top facken advice
VB and Great Northern are at most pubs but alot of pubs have bespoke beers now so unless your in a dive bar it will have good beer.
>>69545620
Nobody drinks fosters here, its piss
Brits drink that shit more than we do
You cant even find fosters in most bottle-o's
Carlton draught is the way to go m8
>>69545620
Don't ask us, we've never tried it.
>>69545962
I drink water because it is best for the body.
>>69545620
>hasn't been sold in the majority of bottleo's in Aus for 20 years
>now making a comeback thanks to Australians watching Americans drink it and think it's the Aussie thing to do
>>69545962
Look at a Woolies catalogue mate, apparently there's a demand for it again.
>>69545898
>>69545962
>>69545969
>>69546124
Good to know. I've never tried it but I see dumbasses in the states drink because "lawl auzzie beer". Looks like horse piss to me.
>>69546052
>>69539035
How much of a fucking pussy are you?
>A fucking leaf
Oh right.
>>69540282
Filled to the brim with Chinamen, poo in loos, and white people sitting on millions of property?
>>69546218
Last time I saw cans of fosters for sale at my local shop was in like 2006
I dont even drink aussie beer much anyway
I drink Erdinger like a patrician
Most aussies I've met were pretty fuckin chill. I'd drink with most of you as well if I ever had the chance.
>>69534787
Jacksonville checking in
>>69541892
DUDE, STAR! LMAO
>>69545822
you're just jealous of our clearly patrician inspired accent
>>69539274
No to automatic and self loading guns.
Yes to bolt action and lever action rifles and shotguns though.
Also you cannot just rock up and buy a gun over the counter without a license, this weeds out the crazies.
>an Australian made bolt action rifle for sale to the general public
>>69546347
>I drink Erdinger like a patrician
A patrician who hasn't tried superior Belgian Trappist or abbey ales.
St Bernardus Abt 12 when I'm in Australia; Wevelteren 12 when I'm in Europe.
>>69546228
>>69546347
Drink the GOAT beer plebs.
Any Melbournebros here toughing it out in the SJW capital?
I want to go Breivik on this city sometimes
i hate this thread and everyone in it
>>69546543
Heaps good, cunt.
>>69546523
Semi auto is fine in handguns, though, mate
>>69546539
Ill check em out family
I appreciate good beer
>>69546603
Yeah fuck you too black cunt
>>69538273
'tis 26 degrees and partly cloudy
>>69532779
this is now an anime thread
>>69546523
Fuck m8 I'd rather deal with the shit laws we have here in cali than that.
>>69546681
will it be snowing soon?
>>69538183
>beautiful
>>69546644
That should be Westvleteren. Phone keyboard cannot into Belgian beers.
You can also try (as in, they're easy to find in Dan Murphy's; I get my St Bernardus from Perth):
Chimay - start with the Blue
Duvel
Kwak
Floreffe
amerifat in aussie. place has gone to shit cunts. mike baird right top faggot casino cock muncher. fucking nsw and qld biggest fucking nanny states in civilised society cause strayans are too goddamn dumb to behave themselves after a tinny of their shit teir local beer owned by the japanese. the fucking slums have million dollar houses, the rivers have crocs, fucking dengue, zika and dumbcucklefuck aussies everywhere slashin me wrists senpai
>>69539382
Good to hear, I was wondering what our 'policy' was. I generally trust the govt to do the opposite of Sweden
>>69546813
Ive had Chimay and Duvel, good beers. Not as good as muh Erdinger Dunkel but not bad.
>>69542645
Leafs are slowly approaching roach tier, Gtfo Leaf
>>69546927
Erdinger Dunkel is one of the rare wheat beers I can have a night on; usually I find them too delicate in flavour for more than one or two before moving to something else.
>>69546983
Dark wheats are a gift from the goddesses tits
>>69546823
Yeah, nah fuck off you fat waste of fucking space cunt.
>>69540125
>nothing but empty Foster's cans
Was good until that bit but ya fucked it
>>69539452
Yeah, I've heard this about bush aboriginal folk, brilliant sense of direction, no idea how much petrol they'll need. I haven't heard about any families running out of petrol and dying for a while though so things are looking up.
I like Aussies, they're easily one of our favourite children along with NZ.
America is the worst child, though.
>>69538580
>>69539382
>>69546834
I was happy when Abbott said he would only import Christians from the middle east, whom lets face it are the ones that are facing an actual real Genocide from the bloodthirsty Islamists.
I hope that the current Liberal mob stay true to Abbotts intentions in the face of critisim from this islam enabling organisation.
>Refugee Council complaining about us cherry picking.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-31/australia-'cherry-picking'-syrian-refugees-says-refugee-council/7289918
>Mr Power the council's CEO said it was wrong to respond to the Syrian refugee crisis with a program that prioritises persecuted minorities, when the vast majority of Syria's nearly 5 million refugees are Muslim — many who have suffered their own persecution at the hands of the Assad regime and Shia militias because they are Sunnis
>>69539136
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SIEV_X
That's so 2001
>>69547755
Holy shit, now that you mention it, Sarah Hanson-Horseface hasn't whinged about Siev X in years. Maybe she suspects the cast of Sea Patrol
>>69538785
Were still taking in 50k sand niggers a year mate
>>69532779
www.kikebook.com/teammundine/posts/973641266038309
>>69548054
More like 25k actually, but at least they're selected out of camps in situ, and are capped at the number the government selects.
The problem with boat arrivals is that the more that make it, the more that try, and you can't control your borders; the screening process is under pressure to be fast rather than thorough, and you're only able to accept those with the means to get here, rather than those who flee to camps in the area in question.
>>69547907
there has also been no mention of the other boats that sunk killing 1500 people during the Gillard-Rudd government.
Btw i work for the plodds, ama
>>69547250
Turnbull is a lefty, he tried to join labor first but fuck Shorten is basically kikesatan
>>69548425
This
Fuck that shit stain
I have no idea who to vote for now
Australian bantz are so powerful I've noticed a lot of Americans using the word cunt more often
>>69548463
I'm miss tone mate
>>69548359
>Victoria
Please kill yourself with your gun
>>69548562
Me too mate
He was a true hero, ousted by the progessive faggots
>>69548289
Yes but boats that sunk under Labor were somehow virtuous sacrifices of a policy that our media knew was much better than this barbaric bastardry we have now, where no children drown.
>>69548463
My best case scenario is:
>Libs returned on reduced majority; casualties heaviest among those who voted against Tony in the spill
>Nats primary vote increases and they gain a couple of people in relative numbers to Libs
>David Leyonhjelm - assuming the DD goes ahead - is returned, along with maybe (though highly unlikely, given the senate reform) another Lib-Dem who is sensible, and holds balance of power of the senate to the Coalition, who are just under an outright majority due to the Nats increased vote.
Never going to happen, but that would be ideal as far as I'm concerned.
>>69548425
Moshi is an apt name for him.
>>69548359
why do such a difficult job for such low pay?
>>69548562
he has a chance to come back honestly
>>69548578
Yeah I know mate, fuck this place
>>69548359
How often do you guys train with, and qualify with your sidearms?
What is the passing standard?
How many people pass their recurring checks first time?
Just stepped off the plane in Dubai. Got in an elevator with a big tattooed white dude. When he got off on his floor, he said "Cheers mate." I'm 95% sure he was strayan.
>>69548578
Name fags aren't welcome in /pol
