Has anyone ever seen, like even once, a Canadian or an Australian post something mildly intelligent?
>>69531411
you started it, bong
I didn't see you in my TPP/TTIP threads.
>>69531411
Australians are either dumb or the smartest person in the thread. very few in-between
>>69531411
It's this thread again, great
>>69531411
Get that fucking leaf away from me man!
>>69531411
fuck up cunt
>>69531707
I swear I rarely see it.
>>69531613
Are you a chink or an actual Canadian?
Australia is great but Canada fucking blows especially since dude weed
>>69531411
not this thread again
The whole time. The Israshills are doing their 387 threads all at once again
>>69531798
I know, the disgusting leaf is touching strayla!
Its probaly got AIDS. Yuk!
>>69531411
Cold, hard banter is harder than you think, Niles. I fucking love Australians now, would like to become one.
>>69531411
The only intelligent Canadian posters are chinks and the only intelligent aussie is a dead one because at least he's not fucking talking anymore
>tfw I miss my flag brother, the proud & based 'Red Ensign'.
He died a while ago now. :*(
>>69532350
>intelligent aussie
Fuck you, yuck mouth. It's the quantity, peppered with quality. Ups to Australia!
>>69532461
rip
>>69531855
>Are you a chink or an actual Canadian?
I'm white. What difference would it make?
>>69531411
You might not love me but I love you, and this is all that matters.
>>69531411
>Austrailian intellectuals
>Canadian intellectuals
>>69531411
Fuck off Muhammad, this is now a Britcuck thread.
>>69532683
Dude it's still April here.
>>69532683
>>Canadian intellectuals
Hey! They outsmarted fur, and trees!
You know, both Canadians and Aussies have something in common.
Their countries are both full of gooks.
>>69532860
And both come from your shit cuckpire
>>69531411
Did you know petrol sniffing is an enhanced interrogation technique over here? the target sniffs and the cops pour water on their feet as they attempt to light the water.
>>69532860
5% does not into full mister crumpet
>>69532860
Better than mudslimes m8.
Fuck up Paki poofter.
>>69533008
Can't argue with that.
>>69531411
> "like even once"
>like
>like
as an ex-pat English I am very disappointed.
>>69532710
>>69533008
Wait a minute
>I5ISUADD
>ISIS U ADD
Jesus even your ID shitposts, ISIS confirmed for having ADD.
>>69532860
You dumb cunts built a tunnel, under water, to get cucked. And you steal the music we stole from black people. You need to take a long look in the mirror, and contemplate teeth.
>>69532929
I thought canacucks are French desu?
>>69532032
FACT: isreal calls their illegal immigrants "infiltrators"
FACT: isreal puts their illegal immigrants in camps and offers them 3500$ to leave their country and go black up europe instead.
FACT: some /pol/ posters are blue pilled retards who think the zionist jew is their friend.
FACT: western society is so cucked you get shamed for suggesting that taking in massive amounts of immigrants from terrorist infested countries is dangerous
>>69532929
t.Juan Lopez Alejandro Martinez Enrique Garcia
Alright people lets not start an Anglo civil meme war
Let me try
>>69528725
>>69532583
>tfw it still hurts. He was a good man, built a fine home in the untamed wilds.
>People took advantage of his good nature.
>He lost the house he built with his own hands.
I miss you flag-brother. I miss you so much.
:*(
>>69531969
Kek
>>69531411
Maybe if you ignored the Toronto posts, you would love us
>>69532733
>Canucks
>White
What happened to us Anglos we used to be cool
>>69531411
>Uses "like" in post questioning intelligence.
Fuck bong, it's your language and you can't even speak properly.
>>69531411
I'm mildly convinced that leafposters are all Gavin McInnes being aggressively sarcastic whenever he gets too far into a bottle of shitty Canadian whiskey.
>>69533537
Dude can you like, chill out? I mean like, I get it but like you have to see how like unreasonable you're being.
>>69533537
Well ching chonk to you as well my oriental friend
>>69531411
well i hate Trudeau I think that counts for something slighty intelligent
>>69533878
I'm from the east, the only orientals here are summer tourists. We have no dindus here either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg
The chances of any of these Canadian or Australian posters actually being white is very low in current year.
>>69534405
Are there any white people left on /pol/?
SAY NO TO THE LEAF CANADA.
Hard times ahead.
Cry if you must. Let the anger win you back the home you built.
>>69534627
Are there any white people left in the world? Am I the last white person alive drowning in a sea of shit?
Damn that'd make a cool story, the last white man alive in an Islam dominated world, hiding and surviving while trying to find a way to turn back time and warn against multicuckturism.
>>69534627
I'm convinced it's 60% mud people LARPing as white.
>>69535142
I think so too you could be a nigger or a Mexican for all I know
>>69533596
sup vice man hows the name drop viral marketing going? does it work?
>>69534760
>FIVE
>FUCKING
>STARS
English are such Libtarded fuckheads. The Queen deserves better than you Leftist freaks.
>>69531411
this shit again.
FUCK IT WILL YOU GUYS LOOK AT THE TIME?
I hate everyone in this country.
I would move back to South Africa if i didn't have to deal with Zuma.
Please send help
>>69533168
>contemplate teeth
kek
>>69535348
Or Syrians.
We need to attack England and liberate our Queen.
>>69535496
The queen deserves only one thing, monarchist scum.
>>69535787
t.China
Canofcuck please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35zztvl533g
look at their government, those people are not capable of either being intelligent or not fucking around.
>>69535840
>2015
>>69535613
They have a point. It's not fair for white schools to be judged by the same standard, when they don't have mudskins pulling them down.
>>69531411
Every time they come in groups. 95% of the group shit posts. 5% actually contribute.
>>69535840
Leftist trash. This is our flag. We stand for the Queen, God and Country. Ready aye ready.
>>69535990
I'm glad you care this much my Abo friend
>>69535412
The leaf is meaningless without the comfy home.
My dead flag-brother Red Ensign understood that, he still had some leafs, but they were not central to his flag.
He was very proud of his home. He disapeared forever when he was cheated out of it long ago.
>>69536087
>leftist
>implying
Nigger, there is nothing right wing about being a sycophantic worm clutching to muh monarchy. Get you some freedom and stop being slave.
Go away Chav.
Meme is tired
Brush teef
>>69536284
*a slave
>>69531411
australiaines are soo funney
>>69536319
Know that ever true Anglo is your bro
>>69531411
look u cheeky litl cunt, we need this okay. we are together the most boring people in the world. we say please and thank you and sorry for no reason at all. shitposting on /pol/ gives us the maple in our syrup or the diggery in our doo
weed man wont be so bad compared to the dyke that amerilards are about to elect
>>69534405
We remain MUCH whiter than you.
>>69536319
>has beautiful flag celebrating heritage
>throws it away all for A FUCKING LEAF
A FUCKING LEAF
You disappoint me Canada
>>69536543
The leaf is what mothers put in their window to show that they gave a son to the war in WWI
>>69532007
reminder that moot is a literal cuck
>>69531411
Canadians are just retarded.
Australians are shitpost incarnate,and i wish i could shitpost with such finesse
>>69536712
You leftist traitor. You don't deserve to be near the Queen.
>>69531411
There's LITERALLY JUST ONE FUCKING QUALITY POST by a leaf.
>>69536801
>finesse
More like throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks
>>69533101
Mel Gibsons long lost brother??
>>69536762
That must be fake.
Brits explain yourselves
>>69536864
I've been a lot closer to her than you think
*wink wink*
She's a meme quite frankly
>>69536742
That they had a son needlessly taken from them courtesy of Bongland's warmongering.
>>69536864
You realize the queen is just an old, inbred woman, right? And no matter how much you praise her, you will never become a noble.
>>69531411
Oh hai gais. I just thought I'd stop by and tell you about this great idea.
sorry we dont use those big thinking words that you all use but it doesn't fuckin' matter. just let us fuck around and let us maturinate on our own, let guy bonds be guy bonds, bud.
>>69537047
The English have become a disgrace. I'm so disappointed. God save the Queen.
>>69531411
At least my PM doesn't fuck pigs.
Look Brit, let the Aussies and Canadians be. The Aussies live in a land of scorching heat, and are surrounded by thousands of dangerous animals that could viciously kill them at any time such as Snakes, Spiders, Abo's etc, so shitposting is their way of blowing off steam to cope with their environment. Canadian's are rebellious in their shitposting as they are essentially the Middle child of America who do not get enough attention, so they're acting out in order to get noticed. This is all simple psychology. Understand where people from these countries are coming from.
>>69536870
Fucking hell its good though.
>>69537081
The Queen stands for civilization. All successful nations today were once ruled by the monarchy.
>>69535755
Kek only place on earth to offer free dental care to every citizen of the country
Kek when Americans need to look for jobs with dental and medical in the contract just to not be a cancer ridden redneck with 3 teeth
>>69535840
Lee pls.
Its like the bogans of Canadadas are here, go mcfuck yourself
>>69531411
When did everyone start paying attention to us? Was it when they noticed their own start burning to the ground and became jealous of ours still holding together regardless of its faults?
>>69537348
>stands for civilization
What does this even mean?
>were once ruled by the monarchy
What does this have to do with modern times? All successful nations permitted slavery at one point too, so should we venerate feudalism and slave ownership too?
>>69536870
I guarantee you 100% that's an Ass mad chink
>my face when a republicuck advocated abolishing the monarchy near me
>>69535840
>Thinking the bongs will utilize a french invention for the execution of the Queen
Fucking Australians are not even human
>>69531411
no bully ;-;
Sorry
>>69531411
Yes, I've seen intelligent canucks, several of them.
On the other hand I lived in Australia for 3 fucking years and I never once saw a white australian do any sort of productive work or even say anything productive. All the work in the country is carried out by immigrants - a few of us from the US, a few others from Canada, Europe, etc and the bulk of the labor force is from India, China, etc.
Regular old white Australians do nothing but watch footy and drink till they are blind, then attack each other with broken glass, and afterwards bitch about 'the asians' taking over. They are the most pathetic race of people I have ever encountered, completely unwilling to work and completely incapable of absorbing education.
>>69537217
based ricky
>>69538456
burger this post almost makes up for having a nignog president... almost
Sorry
>>69537222
Congratulations. You let one shitposting Brit trigger you this much. You went full memeing autist, how does it feel?
>>69538456
100% Chink
>>69537977
Stay peasant.
>>69538067
They can drown her in a vat of tea and impale her on a Brown Bess bayonet for all I care. Sic semper tyrannis.
>>69531411
Canada wasn't always this bad, something about this election is making them behave strangely.
>>69531411
Every time I post something that is intelligent it gets little to no attention....
>>69531411
Oh look, another worthless UK faggot who pretends to be a contributor.
Shouldn't you be watching your daughter get fucked by Ahmed?
>>69539217
Get to the back of the bus nignog
>>69535961
Wat the fuck are you jabbering about you fucking piece of shit?!
Get your own house in order you fucking sausage eating mother fucker. 'Intelligent' government - yeah. destroy your nation… then try and force everyone else in Europe to do the same.
Great.
Thanks for chiming in. Your opinion is immensely valuable.
>>69539319
Go back to China you rat
>>69531411
Canadians and ozzies contribute alot to the boards
the shitposting is just a meme
>>69539748
Isn't Coranation Street on? or something? Mr Bean re-runs?
>>69531411
the major reason leaves have went full shitposter is fucking reddit thinking it was a good idea to get canada proxies and "invade" /pol/
>>69539888
That's not an insult
Noodle dick
Why didn't you listen Enoch Powell.
>>69533214
Don't cry for us, we're already dead, friend. May Australia be spared from shitskins and commies.
>>69531411
Canadians can't shitpost something intelligent.
>>69540279
Because it's forced shitposting. Canadians were never about shitposting, but the last election has left everyone hopeless, so they feel like shitposting is the answer. We're all dead inside, anon.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH? ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAVE 300 CONFIRMED DROP BEAR KILLS AND I HAVE THE HIGHEST ACCURACY RATING IN AUS.
>>69540279
Sorry Professor.
Bring the 'intelligence'
Show us the way…..LOL!
>>69540872
What didja fucken say to me, mate? I’ll have ya know I graduated top of my class at RMC Duntroon, and I’ve been involved in numerous beer sculling contests in Pucka, and I have over 300 slabs of Draught drunk. I am trained in vocal abuse of umpires and I am the top snag cooker in in all of Franga. You are nothing to me but a Collywobble shitcunt. I will drop ya the fuck out with VB stubbies the likes of which have never been smashed before on this Earth, mark my fucking words, mate. Ya think ya can get away with saying that bullshit to me over the Internet? Think again, mate. As we speak I am contacting old mate Tony and the Australian Federal Police and your IP is being traced right now so ya better prepare for the thunder (na nana na nana na na), mate. The thunder (na nana na nana na na) that wipes out the pathetic little thing ya call your life. You’re fucking dead, prick. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can drop you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a pint glass and an Aussie flag. Not only am I extensively trained in blues and barneys, but I have access to the entire shed of cricket bats of the Melbourne Cricket Ground and I will use it to its full extent to smash ya for 6. If only ya coulda known what bullshit your little “clever” backchat was about ta bring down upon ya, maybe ya woulda held your fucking tongue. But ya couldn’t, ya didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, mate. I will reverse kanga a grogbog in ya dunny and you’re gonna drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mate.
Will there eventually be an Internet war between the UK + Europe + Canadia vs. The US +Australia?
>>69542245
That is Mutually assured destruction, and not advisable
>Australians
>literally the niggers of the Anglo race
>>69542245
We are about to have a simulated war with you guys by attacking your nuclear power stations digitally next month or so and you on ours.
cyber security thing
>>69534018
this is shopped right? surely this is just fake bait
>>69532587
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>69540279
>Australians can't shitpost something original
>>69534018
>that date though
that was labour era there is a reason they will never be in power again
tories are in their 2nd term now
I only shitpost in response to autism (such as a sperg getting baited fully) or in reply to other shitposting. If a thread is good, I'll post good replies.
This fucking thread is still going? Proof that Australians are the best, at wasting your time. Love those guys. I'd really like to sell meth to them some day.
>>69541019
Here champ
>Inb4 I am being deliberately dumb
Smarter than you'll ever be
Piss off OP. Australia and Canada are our brothers. You're behaving like a Jew.
>>69531411
you started it all. thanks for making our countries the most powerful shit posting duo in the world. love ya Australia
>>69543012
Yeah you say that but I see your flag.
Canada is the US's useless sidekick and Australia is GB's incorrigible drunk nephew.
>>69531411
I've meet some intelligent Australians,
Never meet a intelligent Canadian in my life,
Must be something about staying indoors 6months of the year
>>69543316
the fuck you talking about staying inside for 6 months it was 22c today and it was fucking amazing.
>>69531707
Can confirm, I'm the smartest person in this thread :^)
>>69543316
It's called autism you cunt. Free healthcare means we're all fully vaccinated as children
>>69531411
In our country, we don't just shitpost.
We leafpost.
>>69543387
so 6 months from now its indoors time
>>69543064
Great stuff. Intellect/razor sharp humour dripping off each post.
Don't stop doing what you do.
>>69531753
It's fake because that's bread and not toast, and the guy is a normie.
>>69543469
I thought it was called weedposting
>>69543497
hardly, get maybe 10 days of snow a year. and maybe a cold snap of -20 for a few days
>>69543601
That could be Colorado too
>>69532287
>Americans in charge of the ministry of banter.
Wew cunts.
>>69543507
Cheers cunt, thanks for your permission.
![History_Patton_360_Pattons_Soldiers_SF_HD_still_624x352[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ufszXFc.jpg "History_Patton_360_Pattons_Soldiers_SF_HD_still_624x352[1].jpg")
A bit off topic, but you do know that America rules the world, right? We are...
I don't know why I get involved in debates with our lessor holdings.
Isn't it clear to you fools, you are not autonomous, we won.
We can, and will, do whatever we want to/with you. Feels good.
Really, I'm just not coming to this last, free international, chit site anymore. You fools are in denial.
This is our stinking orb, so pipe down, subordinates, or we will liberate you next.
>>69538456
found the asian
>>69543939
Is this a shitpost?
>>69544043
STFU, Limey, or we will pull all the security from that tube that separates you from paid Islamic destruction.
>>69544043
>>>69543939
>Is this a shitpost?
Is this /pol/?
>>69544043
Dumb cunt.
>>69531411
I've noticed that the frequency of my shitposts has an inversely proportional relationship with temperature. Now that it's above 20°C, I shitpost significantly less and spend more time outside. While it seems likely that this is due to Seasonal Affective Disorder, I doubt this is the case with Austrians. I think perhaps the heat must addle their brains or something.
>>69544153
This is as funny as Yanks claiming they have an Empire, or Brits claiming they still have an Empire, or Mohammedans claiming their dead religion and dead caliphate is still alive.
>>69534351
>tfw that note is actually real.
>There is a small chance someone here has consumed a product made of the apples I grew
Eat em up, faggots.
>>69532583
Red ensign is pretty based.
A. Fucking. Leaf.
>>69544259
Dummy, we are still working things out with Russi/China, but your country is ours. You have no voice. You have no power. Hard to digest, but yes, we are THE LAST EMPIRE. You blew it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nagC41Pe4c4
>>69544253
There is no need for heat to addle their brains, believe me.
I suspect the proper explanation has to do with a high proportion of shitposts coming from Hospitals in Oz. When the shitposter is released from the hospital, he goes home, from whence he *can* easily go to the pub or bottle-o, but from which he cannot get on the internet without wasting a pile of money better spent at bottle-o. Therefore no more shitposts.
However going back to the pub inevitably leads to the next glassing incident, which results in his return to the hospital, where he is once again stuck in bed all day with nothing but wifi.
>>69544468
Red Ensign's got three fucking leaves anyway, but you're right, it was much better.
This is true aussie shitposting at its finest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ9y1c73-IM
USA and Britain shitpost just as much as the Aussies and us Cancucks do.
Face it, it's the instinct of the Eternal Anglo to cause discord and confusion everywhere he goes. All the top shitposting countries are Anglosphere.
![bar-chart-defense-spending[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QvGKo6M.jpg "bar-chart-defense-spending[1].jpg")
We have owned this place since '42, at least, and will continue to do so. Any argument will fall on my well armed, deaf, violent, authoritarian, dominant, ears. I think I'll beat off to some foreign chick with bad teeth now.
GWAR - This Toilet Earth (Full Album)
>>69531411
yes, only when the ruskis are paying them
>>69531411
You spawned us both, as far as I'm concerned any blame that comes our way should be put squarely on your shoulders.
Now my brothers in Canada and Straya should we get back to doing what we do best?
>>69543674
>britain thinks they are good at banter
You literally get asspained by any comment relating to the irish. You guys are the kings of butthurt.
![apocalypsenowbdcap10_original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Tz6w97.jpg "apocalypsenowbdcap10_original[1].jpg")
Oops, forgot the link, but it doesn't matter, because I'm an American!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv0QKQ-phGo
>>69534351
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FREE TOPKEKS FOR EVERYONE!!
>>69545028
>>69531411
but they also spawned us,so i guess that about evens out
>>69545028
>>69544872
>>69543636
>>69543507
>>69543387
>>69543147
>>69541019
>>69540753
>>69540212
>>69540067
>>69539888
>>69539627
Every canadian comment I read in your faggy prime ministers voice. what is wrong with me?
>>69531411
Hello, my name is Timothy Chang, I am a 21 year old asian male and I identify as a rice cooker. My pronouns are chink and chong. My triggers are are microwaves and ovens. I usually frequent Reddit, oftenly referred to as the front page of the internet.
Today I decided to venture out and have heard that you guys share my interest in politics and love for Bernie. I always wear my #FeelTheBern shirt to my university and drink latte from my Bernie cup. How do you guys show your support for Bernie?
P.S. I'm very new to this site and am not really sure how to set up an account. I've entered my username in the name field and my email in the email field but nothing happens. Can you guys help me out?
>>69531526
very underrated
Why are my fellow Americans even talking to these... holdings. Considering their opinions, listening to their dying words. Makes me sick. Have a little pride...
>>69545565
Welcome berniefag!
We typically show our support for bernie by bending the youngest and prettiest 'bernie-ite' over the nearest horizontal surface and raping the fuck out of his or her puckered little bunghole.
Ready? Too bad!
>>69545720
If Hillary wins we are fucked to Sweden levels. If Trump wins we have a chance. How will you see yourself as an american if Hilldog wins?
Remember Kids - Laotian Pocket Lint Collection boards are serious business.
>>69546009
>Bernie supporter
Someone should put a MAGA hat on him
He should be smiling too because most Bernie supporters like that kind of shit
I found some videos by a guy called
The fascist lemming, good info
Everyone should check out, btw if he's not here,he should be
Salute bro
>>69543939
You can't do shit.
Your army has important errands to run for Isreal.
No time to worry about sad sacks like you.
>>69533200
ok canada thats enough for now.
this is now a JIDF thread.
ok goyim on me
> Israel is my friend, Muslims are my enemy.
>>69533168
Stats are in lards, you guys have worse teeth than Brits now.
Also 60% white.
Brazil mk2 American boogaloo
>>69531411
There are only a few Canadian shitposters but they are so prolific that it seems like an army.
You can see the same patterns and grammar in all of their posts.
In fact, there might only be one.
I think the JIDF just adopts whatever flag happens to have the worst shitposting reputation at the time.
>>69546967
Calm down Sergei.
