Questions for the Brazilians on this board.
Is this a joke? How in the world can there be uncontacted tribes in your country? Has the government not mapped the Amazon yet? I mean come on, it's 2016.
How hard would it be to fucking leave your house and walk into the rainforest and try to find these people. I know your government said it's illegal but realistically if you wanted to could you just get a backpack with a bunch of bottles of water and grab a machete and start chopping your way through the Amazon to find them?
God, that would be like a time machine going back to the stone age to find people that know nothing of the outside world IN 2016!
>>69532480
I heard there was a preacher that went to one and got arrested
Also going to fucking Amazon just to see natives hueing isn't worth it, people that want to do that go to the contacted ones
>>69532880
Is that a shiny on the right?
>>69533081
Dumb Pokemon poster.
>>69532480
Uncontacted tribes are the result of severe isolation, and no one would want to take the time to go to those areas anyway
>>69533081
>>69532964
Apparently one of your government workers went to a tribe unannounced and got a spear through the heart.
>>69532480
>if you wanted to could you just get a backpack with a bunch of bottles of water and grab a machete and start chopping your way through the Amazon
I'd like to see you try.
You underestimate how large and dangerous it is there
>>69532480
>they will never find a tribe who practices death by snu snu
>>69533152
Sorry Chief No-running-water.
either they'll kill you, or you'll kill them with germs
yeah gee good question op
>>69533408
There was a protest in the capital and a native shot a cop on his leg with an arrow, it was pretty funny
>>69532880
Those woods niggers look like they would kill you if you walked into their village. No thanks.
These people and those places should be left alone
>>69532480
we literally keep them as pets because "muh liberalism" and "muh colonizer-oppressor history"
when I was an army doctor I had to go to Tefé, a shitty city in the asshole of the amazon forest (seriously, look it up on google maps)
we would go to some far away tribes to give them basic medical treatments
it was so ironical that most of their tribes have this culture of the oldest man literally having sex whenever he wants with the 8 year old girls and making the gynecologists work overtime healing the kids' bruises
since most gynecologists are usually liberal lefty females that come here through the PROVAB federal program, it was such sour red pill to them lol
Almost nobody lives in the Amazon, and you could probably walk around for months in the jungle without meeting them unless you specifically start looking for them because the place is so big and empty.
And these people have had previous contacts with civilization (well, probably their great, great grandparents did), but prefer to run away into the jungle because they like to live that way.
which is safer, the jungle or the favelas?
>>69533601
kek. why is your police force so worthless?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/richardhjames/police-officer-shot-with-bow-and-arrow-as-indigenous-protest#.wax1bdegp
>>69533408
Spider-Man on the right?
>>69532480
Their feet look fucking cartoonish
>>69533753
interesting, tell more
>>69532480
>he hasn't heard of the prime directive
>let's just keep them in isolation like human petting zoos
Liberals everyone
>>69533787
Jungle the amazon is size of half America you will rarely ever encounter wild brazilians, I mean these animals have been there for 12,000 years and never once walked to the east and find civilized society in Brazil. Also favela monkeys come from mixing these things with niggers.
>>69532880
Sorry, but this looks fake as fuck. I'm convinced environmental wackos make these pictures to get people behind the "save the rainforest" cause.
The Amazon rainforest is very large and part of it has never been explored and hides many things
And who would be crazy enough to explore a jungle full dangerous animals and Indians?
>>69534151
just put on armor and go exploring w/ a squad
map the place out
find treasure and shit
get rare herbs for health potions
>>69533793
>>69533408
>>69532880
>>69532480
Creepy as fuck if you've seen Green Inferno
Literally same paint marks
>>69532480
Red bucket worshipping boongs are smelly.
They never wash.
Plus all their bitches are ugly with rotten teeth
Leave them alone
>>69532480
As you said yourself, ameribro, it's illegal.
And OP, do you know how big it's fucking Amazonia? It's now that simple to simply just "jump in".
>>69534027
If you tried to take them out of the jungle 50% would die to normal diseases like flu and the other 50% would be parasites on welfare. And that is assuming the transition doesn't require the use of violence, which could often be the case.
>>69532732
Does that shithole even have power outlets? How do they charge their phones?
>>69534242
Tell me more about this arrow proof armour.
>>69532480
Most of the "uncontacted" ones are descendants of survivors of tribes that were slaughtered by colonials a century or two ago. Today they often come into contact with illegal loggers who have been known to shoot them and destroy their villages. They are extremely skittish and at times violently hostile against outsiders. They are very aware that "our world" exists. They also have no immunity against diseases and illnesses that are common in our world and as such something as simple as the common cold could devastate their entire population. The Brazilian and Columbian governments also know the area they inhabit and have a rough estimate of their population sizes. They choose not find them, and in fact have made it illegal, because it would be immoral to do so. Some tribals have chosen to make contact with the outside world and it's their right to do so or to remain isolated. You have no right to force them into our culture and risk exposing them to deadly diseases.
>>69533904
there is nothing more to tell to be desu
the city is actually pretty big for a far away place like that and has this shitty internet that won't work well every time you have some time off
the indians were literally the most useless people I've ever seen
this one tribe literally spent their entire days rebuilding their shitty huts twice a day because they wanted it to be right next to the river, but apparently the stilts technology is still far away from their intellectual grasp, so they just broke it all down and reassembled it whenever the river's water level would go up or down
they also sang as if they wanted you to die from the horror of listening to it and called it "art"
>>69534314
mythril platemail, arrows aint getting through that shit
plus if you think trekking the jungle in platemail is too hard heavy, doesnt matter since youre in a squad and you can rest as much as you want so thats a non issue
plus those boong arrows arent even that good, heaps of stuff can block that
anyway you can just tranquilizer shot a native if you encounter one
>>69534293
All of them would become criminals if placed in civilized society, these animals carry genes that create nigger tier human on steroids like what you see in Latin America today, the very source of spics acting like animal is their mexican indian feral ancestors.
>>69532480
Dear burgerclap. The amazon is basically the most dense jungle in the world and one of the most bio-diverse ecosystems in our planet.
The surface area of the amazon is more than half the size of the US. (About 5.5 million km2 whereas US area is 9.8 million km2).
You have plenty of shit happening in half of your territory that you haven't mapped 100%, so just fuck off about 1 tiny lost tribe living in a fucking tiny village not visible from google earth or some shit.
I swear to god, if your mediocre education allows you to get this far in this post, just know from the bottom of my HUE heart that of all the people I've known in my life, americans are consistently the most ignorant people that have no idea how the world works outside of their tiny special snowflake country.
>>69534297
They plug them into their PlayStation 2's
>>69533753
interesting, especially the part about fucking 8 year olds :^)
>>69534242
>armor
Kek try wearing armor in that sauna
>>69532480
Open google maps and see how density is this fucking forest. There is nothing but high trees.
>>69534290
>see this
>not so bad
>all those LL brazilian videos flash thru my mind
no thanks
![steel-shirt-front[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FKvYavu.jpg "steel-shirt-front[1].jpg")
>>69534314
It would probably be a little uncomfortable in the humidity but there is no way wooden arrows are penetrating.
>>69534493
sounds like someone is a beta manlet
anyone can wear armor in a sauna its not even hard. plus you can have pumped watercooling pad vest undearneath, the solutions are literally that simple
>>69534401
Such a misunderstood and noble peoples
>>69534475
nothing outside of America is important, Pablo.
>>69532880
RAKANISHU!
>>69532480
Dude, you have no idea how fucking huge amazon jungle is. If your plane falls into this region there is a very high chance you will die in few days.
These lost tribes are totally adapted to the environment there. For example, their bodies naturally repel mosquitoes, while if you go there you will be eaten alive by the little fuckers. Everything there wants to absorve your body into the super-organism that amazon is.
>>69532480
Nobody gonna mention the fucking feet on those things?
>>69534401
>but apparently the stilts technology is still far away from their intellectual grasp, so they just broke it all down and reassembled it whenever the river's water level would go up or down
funny to think they've probably been doing that for literally thousands of years. are they always fucked up on hallucigens and homemade alcohol?
>>69533753
>be Brazilian in city
>get shot
>be Brazilian in jungle
>get shot by bow
>be uncontacted Brazilian native
>fuck 8 year old girls as part of tribal ritual and elder privilege
Sounds like they've got a good deal going on.
The amazon is in the north-west, people live in the east. And nobody gives a shit about the jungle anyway, there's probably not much to see. The border areas are probably very well mapped, it will not be an issue for war that is.
The uncontacted people are, mostly because we wanna leave things the way they are, not because we haven't found them. If I could I'd do some social experiments on them, like dropping random shit from a plane across some decades, then study what their culture considers about it. Did they start worshipping, how the items that were dropped are distributed, have they learned anything, that sort of stuff.
>>69532880
>>69532732
Those tribes tend to be aggressive towards foreigners. Visit them if you like and enjoy being eaten.
>>69534672
That's about what I expect from americans.
>>69534585
Imagine seeing this cunt punch the fuck out of a jaguar or alligator.
Go on, imagine
>>69534475
This is true. We still have bigfoots running around for fucks sake and no ones captured a live or dead one. its not surprising something could hide in the amazon forever.
>>69533693
This. Do you really want to introduce feminism into this perfect society?
>>69532480
This is a confirmed hoax
>>69534585
>a little uncomfortable
Dude, that's a full set of fucking chainmail
There are not any tribes that are truly "uncontacted" practically all of them have been visited by anthropologists or priests or loggers and most of them have first world tech from trade. There is this one tribe called the Yanomamo and they get high on LSD all the time and they showcase how tough they are by beating the shit out of their wives
>>69534460
Bolivia and Peru have relatively low crime rates for the region and are majority Native American. My country is about 20% Native American and 10% black. Native Americans are on average poorer than blacks here, but every time I've been robbed (6 times) it was a fucking nigger.
Central America, Venezuela and Brazil have the highest crime rates in the region, and guess what countries imported the most slaves.
>>69534809
>bigfoots
>a live or dead
>>69534585
>walking through a rain forest in a full set of chain mail
>not dying of heat exhaustion within 6 hours
they are 0.3% of the population and most of this 0.3% is in contact with society
>Has the government not mapped the Amazon yet?
yes it has
>How hard would it be to fucking leave your house and walk into the rainforest and try to find these people. I know your government said it's illegal but realistically if you wanted to could you just get a backpack with a bunch of bottles of water and grab a machete and start chopping your way through the Amazon to find them?
why would you do this you retard, leave them alone
besides, they would die from diseases
>>69534834
Imagine seeing these cunts >>69532880
punch the fuck out of a feminist.
Go on imagine
>>69534927
Theres a fuckton of subhumans in Papua New Guinea that havent been contacted.
>>69534889
yeah and its not even bad, cunt
u wont even sweat and shit its fully breathable
just chainmail it up, get some tranqulizing bullets and go amazon exploring with your squad of 20
see what rare herbs and shit u can find
>>69534547
Belo Horizonte is not Rio de Janeiro, hermano, you would be in the best city of Brasil.
>>69533408
>tfw no qt amazon princess
why live?
>>69534242
Can you not shitpost for once, Kangaroo Jack?
>>69533408
>mfw they would probably cannibalize me if they had the chance
>>69534870
>uncontacted tribes
>confirmed hoax
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncontacted_peoples
Might be hard for you to realize, but the world is a really fucking big place, also some of these tribes are so much uncontacted, as that they are aware that there's people other than them out there but they want them to fuck off and never show up or else they'll kill them.
>>69535017
No actually most have. They love killing each other.
It's the Andamans sentinel islands off Myanmar, for this part of the world
>>69534704
Why the fuck are they so wide?
>>69535070
>not mapping out the amazon jungle
your loss, not mine
>>69532480
Are these people considered Brazilian citizens?
>>69534997
Tell me about favela life in Jazarezinho. Do you ever have to dodge bullets?
>>69534997
>any % of Brazilians
>white
>>69532480
Would you leave your house, with all the confort you have, just to explore, I don't know, the Arizona desert?
What the fuck, OP.
>>69535180
They are splayed. It is what happens when you walk barefoot. Our feet are the fucked up ones.
>>69534943
Peru indians actually had a civilization so thats expected, I dont really know about Bolivia but I assume since thats in the south of the continent the indians there would start to develop better impulse control compared to the savages in the jungles of the north its literally the exact same thing as Africa with the savage niggers in the jungle, the tame san people in the south and the north african sandniggers in the deserts. I guess we have learned that humans become subhuman if they spend too time in the jungle.
>>69535230
Nice meme.
>>69535246
thats how the world was made, my son
famous explorers left their comfy villages to find and create the land we live in
>>69535246
I would, but I live in Frankston
>>69535211
There is a favela named jacarezinho in rio, but theres also a city named jacarezinho that theres nothing to do with it, the favela is more famous than my city, its really small and no one knows or care about it.
>>69535230
>american ''whites''
>even with them being considered white america is only 60% white
can't make this shit up
>>69535246
If there were uncontacted pedo tribes there, then yes.
>>69535246
If someone would fund my expedition I would contact these tribes. Maybe I should set up a gofundme.
>they didn't exterminate the natives
Jesus, you're regretting that now huh?
Stay strong whitebros. You'll get through this. There are bright days ahead, I know it.
>>69535180
it has evolved to get extra grip on the ground, all human civilzations do this
the reason your feet dont look like that is because you use shoes and they provide the best grip so you never had to morph
>>69535293
I dunno. Lots of Africans run around barefoot and don't have those hobbit feet
>>69535045
>bh
>best city
Come to floripa
>>69535191
Kind of, you know, they're kind of a "living history", but considering they live in their own society, I wouldn't call then "citizens"
>>69534585
Mfw I literally have that axe in his right hand.
I bet that helicopter is seen as a god in their village now
>>69535404
>tfw less evolved
>>69535246
You bet your ass I fucking would if there was any shit that hasn't already been discovered in the Arizona desert.
The chance to meet uncontacted people's is literally a once in a lifetime opportunity that should have ran it's course 200 years ago and certainly won't even be an option 200 years from now.
>>69533753
That city doesn't seem that bad.
>>69535293
>I have pretty feet
>>69535123
Those particular PICTURES are a confirmed hoax, retard
>>69535409
Probably because their feet are full of guinea worms
>>69533802
>>69535501
>The chance to meet uncontacted people's is literally a once in a lifetime opportunity that should have ran it's course 200 years ago and certainly won't even be an option 200 years from now.
That's the issue though. You're almost 100% guaranteed to kill their people due to diseases they've never had contact with. They'd die of the flu or something in a few weeks after initial contact.
It would be extremely interesting for you, but it would literally be an apocalypse for them.
>>69534758
Have fun going through the Ritual da Tucandeira.
Basically they tie the nastiest ants to a pair of gloves and make you wear it for an entire day of celebration.
Then you can be considered a man a fug indians qts.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1rqW5ya96c
What I want to know is if that is a machete in OPs pic. Looks like it was made by civilized man and not Homo huensis.
>>69535543
Nice source on that "confirmed hoax", faggot.
>>69535648
>implying this is not a bonus
>>69532480
>>69534290
>it's illegal
How is this enforced though? How do the cops know if you come in contact with these tribes?
>>69535648
Why not meet them dressed up as bubble boy?
>>69535425
>>69535045
A ilha ta cheia, vai se catar
>be brazilian
>3 'nice' cities at the very best
>all mafia/druglord controlled
>have to pay tolls and risk to get killed everyday
>corruption and crime is rampant, police forces are useless
>population is basically african in culture, appareance and intelligence
>outside of the main cities is basically the movie 'cannibal holocaust', green hell on earth
>tribemen will eat you alive and they are somhow above brazilian law
>full of the most deadliest insects, snakes and other australian-tier animals
>jungle is gigantic, once you get lost its over, the only thing you will find there are druglord who will inevitably kill you
>the worst culture in the whole planet
>average brazilian life: being born, work as a child, having a child at 12 years old, work for the druglords or in a factory, die
>government is inept at the very best
>>69535340
>Australia.
>Army literally lost to a group of Emus.
Seriously, shitpostbro, you don't even want to go there. Your country is one of the shittiest lands in the world to explore. I'll be damned if any australian here would go willingly chasing lost aboriginals in the outback.
>>69535687
There is a lot of inter-tribe tradings going on.
This way they get a lot of items from civilization without ever being in contact with civilized people.
They kind of run away from civilized people too, since the only people who actually go to those parts are drug traffickers, illegal poachers and illegal miners/lumberjacks, and they don't usually talk in any other form then AR-15 noises.
>indian's face when they meet one of them
>>69534242
So much this. Get yourself a nice crossbow and a scimitar. Map the place out, deal with whacked out natives. It would be like the runescape legends quest in real life.
>>69535805
You can only get there with military transport
>>69535878
>Peru.
>mfw I don't even need to write anything cause no one in the world takes you seriously.
>>69535045
shit and violent city
>>69535687
most likely. If you watch national geographic videos on the tribes they are using pots and pans and stuff. I seriously doubt they have metallurgy capabilities.
>>69535648
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C7%83xau_ǂToma
Here's what happened to the actor from gods must be crazy.
Also there's an old new interview, he showed the world how they live like total shit
>>69535805
When they scrape your maimed corpse up from the jungle floor.
Multicuturalism for natives! Come on, it's 2016.
>>69535878
I almost took this bait, then I saw your flag.
>yfw while in Brasil the indians stay at the jungle, in Peru an indian is the fucking PRESIDENT
>>69534685
underrated post,
However Rakanishu was blue...
>>69535907
>pic
"YOU'RE A WHITE MALE"
>>69535191
No. When they go to the cities and rape, steal and kill they are just sent back to their tribes since they are not even considered citizens and have special laws to deal with them which are never enforced.
Fucking commieshits started with this but soon we will grab all of their territory back (literally 12% of the entire country) and economically and scientifically explore it.
>>69535906
well guess what
im gonna go there with my squad of 50 people soooo... your wrong hahaha, i win and you lose
we are gonna bring sharks to eat and ive got a couple of scimmys to spread around the gang, we got good armor too
jungle has no chance against us
>>69535907
Kek, the army told us we could get a camaro working for one year at AM. I am happy I didn't jump in.
>>69533832
That's what feet suppose to look like if you never wear shoes. I wonder how fast these guys could run on mud and rocks
>>69536191
Reminder that they are allowed to kill their own children because muh rituals
>>69535935
They all live near water so I don't see whats stopping me from motor boating there. why don't more people do this? you could literally be a god to these tribes. they'd worship you if you brought something like a cigarette lighter. they'd throw their women at you.
>>69535501
>people are living happy in a jungle
>hey lets ruin their lifes and everything else making them wagecucks
no
what good would come from this shit, putting a few dozens of savage people without any resistance to diseases in society? you guys are seriously retarded
>>69533568
That tribe looks hideous.
All of them do, really.
Sexy tribals are entirely fictional, buddy.
>>69536223
The shitpost never ends.
>>69536306
give em vaccines and make them immune and also gas masks
fuking forrest freeloaders
>>69536089
I love that movie for some reason. It's crazy to think that a dude who never even heard of a movie before "acted" so well and let his payment blow away in the wind because he didn't know what money was.
If you haven't seen Dirkie, it's by the same director and it's great but pretty horrifying for a family film.
>>69536355
Imagine the smell punching the fuck outta your nostrils
Go on imagine
>>69536306
how about giving them a roll of toilet paper or a box of matches? How about a fucking bottle of purified water instead of every sip from the river possibly being their last? Third world scum.
>>69533753
>it was so ironical that most of their tribes have this culture of the oldest man literally having sex whenever he wants with the 8 year old girls and making the gynecologists work overtime healing the kids' bruises
>since most gynecologists are usually liberal lefty females that come here through the PROVAB federal program, it was such sour red pill to them lol
Why is this never depicted in National Geographic specials?
>>69535967
>>69536153
All I've said is true, Brazil has no redeeming qualities other than half nigresses with big asses filled with oil. Have to fuck them quick becase the oil injections start to rot them from the inside and necrotizing their asses.
You can't even play soccer right lately.
You are a mistake
>>69536305
Burger, this is no Ducktales. You would have to boat more than 500 miles and would be killed at the spot.
>>69536355
>>69536445
id just hose them down and spray them with a bit of deodorant before snu snu, simple solution m8s
>>69536223
Good fucking luck. Just as a heads up, if you go into any water whatsoever beware of the tiny parasite fish that crawls up into your dick through the urethra.
I'm not joking. Also, prolly a good idea to develop a magic resistance against malaria, weird varieties of yellow fever, and so on.
>>69536438
It's a great movie.
>>69535508
That's because you don't know what a humid place is. You keep sweating all the time and it doesn't evaporate fast so you need to take a shower 3 times a day (sometimes 4 or more in summer).
>>69536261
>be born with a leg a little bigger than than the other one
>get digged alive in front of the whole tribe
What a bunch of fucking savages. I hope Bolsonaro puts them in a a single city or kill them.
>>69533928
They haven't even discovered warp drive topkek
>>69536401
w
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>>69536454
your webm is what happens when you introduce then you society you fucking retard, you want more of this.
>>69532480
But won't loggers eventually reach them? And won't they die of immediately anyway? They are happy where they are. Let them enjoy their last few years of being alone.
>>69536540
look mate, the parasite fish isnt gonna be able to dig through my jeans, my boxers and up into my dick
also that shits easy to combat with modern medicine
Reminder that brazillians are less human than monkeys and a blight to south america
>>69535466
Apart from in this >>69532880 they're trying to shoot it.
>>69536511
>500 miles
no problem, its beautiful nature. it'd be a lot of fun, and pretty relaxing i'm sure.
>killed at the spot
no i wouldn't, i wouldn't approach in a dumb way. i'd also have on armor and be armed with an m-4 just in case they are violent. as soon as i got close enough to show off a pack of bic lighters, its game over- i'm their god and king.
>>69535878
Leafless abomination!
>>69536674
helicopters are loud as fuck in person
>>69536540
this is why you wear a condom everytime you get into the water. theres literally nothing the jungle can throw at me that i can't beat with modern technology and good ol american can-do spirit.
>>69536632
>modern medicine
>malaria
>middle of Amazon
>>69536632
Never change, 'straya. Never change.
Couldn't hate you even if I wanted to. But seriously, that thing is going up your dick. There's a reason most Brazilians don't go to the amazon unless they already live there.
>>69536738
imagine what would happen if the helicopter had a boombox on it and just blasted the tribe with benni benassi for like 20 minutes before going away
imagine what kinda shit the villagers would come up with in the next 50years
>>69534151
Do you seriously call them indians? Thought that was a burger thing.
>>69536653
>said the mexican
haven't lost your head yet? what a surprise.
>>69536839
kek
>>69536569
Nazi Germany basically did the same thing with the "not perfect" children, why is it so bad when indians do it?
>>69534592
How can one country be so shit?
>>69536839
I'm laughing too hard right now.
10/10 would also throw pingers at them
>>69536839
>>69534766
reality show of trolling uncontacted tribes when?
>>69534585
>2016
>still using chainmail
>>69536877
There is a historical explanation for that.
>>69536738
I'm not sure how that's relevant.
>>69536799
ill just tie my dick off with electrical tape or plug the end up with a sounding rod, or even one of those dominatrixes chastity locks on my dick
>>69536320
>>69534685
>>69536785
It already has, though. Most clandestine american companies that came to steal shit from the amazon had to leave and our armies didn't even get involved.
It's just not practical to explore, and it'd take an immense effort to destroy one of the last untouched places in earth.
That'd really take some american spirit right there.
>>69535878
We may have to give you back your leaf if you keep up quality posts like this.
>>69534475
>You have plenty of shit happening in half of your territory that you haven't mapped 100%,
Bigfoot is a modern myth. A fun one, but a myth.
>>69533081
kek
>>69537026
i don't want to destroy it, i just want to be their god king and teach them traditional conservative values.
i wish we could just give all of the north of Brazil to fucking Colombia or some shit so we got those subhumans off our backs and managed to actually grow a bit
>>69536877
>american """""""""""""""""""education"""""""""""""""""""
Do you also think the US discovered america?
You that uncontacted tribes would think that white people are ayy lmaos or some kind of monster and just attack, right? We would have to kill half the tribe until they think about not resisting anymore.
>>69537088
>Bigfoot is a modern myth. A fun one, but a myth.
no its not, there is plenty of evidence that there are bigfoot tribes all over the country. sneaky little bastards.
Daily remember that niggers should be like this if white man never was in Africa.
>>69536877
America """"""discovery""""""" by Colombo was because he fucked up trying to get to India by sea. Every fucking native on America is an Indian because of that
>>69536226
It was not that bad though.
One day a fucking Onça Pintada was seen near the military neighborhood so we had to set a curfew so that no one would get hurt. It disappeared after 2 days so we went back to normal.
I stayed mostly inside the military base, and only once a week I would have to take the boat and reach those far away indians.
The boats were pretty comfys and we slept in nice big net beds like the one in the picture.
The Mosquitos were absolutely hardcore. I'm not even kidding what the fuck man.
I would literally, I'm not kidding, literally sleep with 3 underwears and with FUCKING JEANS pants and they still would bite me THROUGH THE NET BED TOO. It's fucking unreal. My ass looked like a french cheese or something from the skin reaction to the bites. Luckily I never got bit in the dick.
The Amazon Forest teaches you that South Park was right, it's actually a danger to mankind and it should be brought down before it's too late, specially because of the mosquitos, they are literally flying little Hitlers.
>>69537185
There are no white people on Brazil
>>69536706
>this is what amerifats actually believe
You do know that the mosquitoes there transmite literally dozens of different diseases and that repellents don't work with them, right?
You also know that they don't give a shit about you having a shity M-4 since they are armed with assault rifles as well, right? They will kill you when you least expect, steal your gun and shiny stuff then sell them and throw your body on the jungle for the jaguars to eat.
Brazil is not for begginers, my dear cumskin.
>>69535501
Implying there aren't hidden mysteries and treasuees of the mystical indian tribes and the spanish explorers sitting around in forgotten desert ruins
I went to the grand Canyon before and Arizona and New Mexico are a huuuge desert, no way they've been completley explored.
>How hard would it be to fucking leave your house and walk into the rainforest and try to find these people.
>if you wanted to could you just get a backpack with a bunch of bottles of water and grab a machete and start chopping your way through the Amazon to find them?
why would anyone want to attempt to find violent, isolated natives in the middle of the worlds largest tropical rainforest? Unless you're an anthropologist, there is nothing to be gained except maybe an arrow in the face
>>69532480
Well there's a metal pot in this picture so someone has contacted them. And traded something for a pot. Doesn't look handmade.
>>69532880
...so oompaloomas are real?
>>69537275
>peru
why are other latin americans so jealous of brazil and argentina
oh yes its because they have white people unlike the rest.
>>69537318
mosquitos cant bite through chain mail armor.
>>69537318
>what is bug spray
and we have tiki torches with a scent that keeps mosquitoes away.
>>69536839
>>69537318
whatever guns the abbos had would be rotten by now, they cant maintain the guns working order in that kind of weather with what they have
all they have is wood stick bows m8 just put on some rune chain mail and grind your melee levels up on em
>>69534475
brazillians, let me tell ya
>>69537275
i hope you arent implying Peru has white people
>>69536916
They are both bad because that's retarded since it's not an inheritable thing and nowdays there are surgeries to fix that. It's something as retarded as abort.
>>69535878
El peruano
>>69537261
How did you slept.on a duck?
Did 2 years at the airforce, it was comfy. Now R1 on ped
>>69537318
We have a brazilian guy at work. Really tall, really handsome guy, slays the whores here like they were a child's game.
He tells great jungle stories. Brazilians are total bros, you should tell us more about your home.
>>69537375
Our lifetime may be the last chance to actually do it, that's why.
>>69534766
>The uncontacted people are, mostly because we wanna leave things the way they are, not because we haven't found them. If I could I'd do some social experiments on them, like dropping random shit from a plane across some decades, then study what their culture considers about it. Did they start worshipping, how the items that were dropped are distributed, have they learned anything, that sort of stuff.
There's a pretty cool movie about that. It's called "The Gods Must be Crazy"
I imagine it's not very PC so it is never aired anymore. However I watched it in about 20 years.
>>69536799
Why are those Brazil river dolphins such perverts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUZZipHe3KQ
>>69537318
bullets can't go through chainmail
>>69537548
Neurology master race.
Thinking of going to ped neurology since it would mean actually helping a lot of kids.
>>69537640
Dolphins are perverts in general
>>69532480
you underestimate rain forests. also we'd rather chop them down than explore them. the only ones exploring rain forests right now are scientists trying to find the cure to cancer and shit
>>69537562
we have a lot of commies,""""people"""" from the north and northeast are hated by everyone else because they are the commies,the rest of the country is nice except Rio,fuck them
>>69537640
that fish isnt very tight on its cock
>>69532480
Those village people aren't paying their part. According to my statistics that tribe of 30 can take 300 syrian refugees.
What would happen if one of those monkeys pooped on a couple of passion fruits that later got shipped in to Europe. Would we all die?
>>69537433
Lol there's no white people in Brazil.
At the very best you are mixed, and considered a deity in Brazil for it. Even the blackest people in Cote d'ivoire in Africa are 'white' to Brazilians.
>be brazilian
>eat traditional brazilian food: literal insects, random pieces of animal guts, fried banana
>get yellow fever and malaria
>go to the hospital
>can't get treatment because people are on strike for whatever reason
>get killed in the taxi on the way back to the jungle to take care of your 6th son
>>69536305
>you could literally be a god to these tribes. they'd worship you if you brought something like a cigarette lighter. they'd throw their women at you
many natives have had bad experiences with outsiders, especially the ones that hang around near the borders. They often have skirmishes with smugglers and as expected, they can't do much against firearms. Sometimes villages get wiped out when criminals pass through.
>>69537792
#refugees4Dobbie
>>69537640
Look at "boto cor de rosa" myth
>>69537733
Future Ben Carson. Nice
>>69537736
So Are romanians.
Ever seen that video where a romanian fucks the shit out of a carp?
>>69534475
>You have plenty of shit happening in half of your territory that you haven't mapped 100%
>that you haven't mapped 100%
There are topographic maps issued by the USGS that cover every square inch of the United States.
Don't talk out of your ass.
>>69537640
Going deep into Brazilian Folk-lore, there are an actual myth called "Boto cor-de-rosa", which is a pink dolphin that, according to the myth, would get off the water and fuck the girls from the villages.
https://espressocomsaudade.wordpress.com/2014/08/17/honest-mythbrazilian-boto-cor-de-rosa/
>>69534475
>tiny
>>69537831
>>69536540
>yellow fever
>malaria
>so many diseases
if the jungle tribes that bang rocks together can survive in the amazon then dont see why i cant mate, i got way better equipment and meds and shit then they do
>>69537801
presumably they wash them
>>69537831
>taking a taxi from a hospital
>Brazil
>>69532880
This is a picture of a Brazilian special forces military training exercise.
>>69534997
Why didn't the natives build a wall? Now they are less than 1% of their own country
>>69537831
The north isn't part of Brazil,they'd actually fit better with you guys
>>69537846
What is dobbie?
>>69537439
>>69537683
Good luck getting dehydrated then
>>69537448
>bug spray
>in the middle of the Amazon
kek
>>69537562
>you should tell us how we could invade and occupy your home
Nah thanks I'll pass
>>69532480
>>69534585
>>69532880
>You and twelve friends will never garb yourselves with mail and zweihanders and head off into cannibalistic rainforest nigger territory to re-enact The 13th Warrior
>>69537801
the venom cant pierce the shell of the passion fruit
its safe to eat, unless u eat the shell
Pity us, for we know nothing about living naturally like these people do. Based on interaction with past tribes, mental health issues would be close to zero, fitness high, cancer rates close to zero, sense of purpose would be very high. Don't go near them you fucks.
>>69536706
>m-4
go back to Call of duty fatty
>>69536569
How hot is too hot for Brazilians?
>>69535680
The Indian women in that video are pretty at. How bad is the pain from those ants?
>>69537770
Hes had a few goes on it already
>>69537858
I like the bit where the dad comes in and shoots a bright pink dolphin with a shotgun at point blank range.
![article-2391107-1B456427000005DC-90_634x286[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q6vGPdk.jpg "article-2391107-1B456427000005DC-90_634x286[1].jpg")
>>69538062
wont get dehydrated mate just use one of thes lifestraws, unlimited water
can drink out of anything with these, a shit filled toilet, a bacteria bong, anything, filters it 100%
>>69538044
from the Wild Thornberries.
It was Donnie, I misspelled it.
>>69535920
>>69536223
Australia gets it. When were done exploring and making peace with these shitskins then we can finally wear that sick cape.
>>69537185
>uncontacted tribes would think that white people are ayy lmaos
They will probably never see a white person in Brazil
>>69537767
>the rest of the country is nice except Rio,fuck them
>literally the first city foreigners think when talking about Brazil
>postal card of the country
>appears in almost every single soap opera
Oh the jelly gaúcho, it hurts doesn't it?
>>69532480
India has uncontacted people and Russia has Old Believers who live in Siberia and don't contact the outside world. Many countries have people who live with nature.
>>69537885
>This is why Brazilian vagina smells fishy
>>69537989
Hold your ass down, One Leaf Man.
>>69534585
>Ameriburger travels to the Amazon
>>69532480
There's a metal pot on the ground and one of the kids is clutching a big ass dagger. Either they've made contact before or they have their own foundry in the jungle.
>>69532880
>>69534685
BISHIBOSH!
>>69538081
they never had to deal with internet, liberalism, or empowered women.
>>69537831
God I love Peruvian posters some times
Hats off to you
>>69537989
you can talk shit about all you want but dont you dare talk shit on the spec ops,you're triggering me
>>69538217
Is this pic fucked up or are all their faces actually slanted in a strange manner.
![lifestraw-turbidity[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KTAfliv.jpg "lifestraw-turbidity[1].jpg")
>>69538062
>>69538162
>>69538140
Not much, something around 35-50 degrees Celsius depending where you live. Foreigners getdehydrated all the time here.
>>69538202
Im actually from Brasilia,nice try favelaboi
>>69537831
>he literally describing his own country hoping brazil is like it
>>69538374
That's what race mixing does,now you know
![1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iJ0kF9Q.jpg "1[1].jpg")
