Give me one reason why the USA is better than Portugal?
>Protip: You can't.
>>69523162
>Go on any site
>go to languages
>portuguese language has the brazilian flag
10/10 would get cucked by own colony
>>69523162
t alberdo barbarossa
>>69523162
The USA has no monobrows
>>69523289
>implying the us has outcucked britbongistan
>>69523162
>>69523289
That's the best you can do?
You fucking cuck
>>69523600
jesus calm down
you started it now handle the bants
>>69523654
>Surprised someone insulted you
>>69523825
im trying to find your comeback
>select all pictures of steak
>>69523162
Are you the shitter with the best Iberia threads? End yourself already.
>>69523162
Highest GDP
>>69523162
I don't get it. McDonalds are everywhere. Therefore America is everywhere. Therefore America is better than portugal.
>>69523918
>Are you the shitter
You made no sense, learn english you fag.
>>69523162
Not even worth responding to
>>69523162
T. Alberto Barbosa
>>69523162
HUEHUEHUEHEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEU
But seriously, Portuguese sounds like spanish being spoken by a retard with cerebral palsy.
>>69524143
There's nothing wrong with his English you shitter.
>>69524170
What did you just do?
Portugal 5
USA 0
This is now an Alberto thread.
>>69524359
Just shows our superiority
>>69523162
>this is considered banter in Portugal
Sad!
>>69524448
it's really low energy stuff.
>>69523162
Wait, isn't Portugal a Mexican city?
>>69524103
>if it's everywhere it means it's good
Now apply your retarded logic to muslims fampai
In New Bedford, MA. We have the largest Portuguese festival in the world.
>>69524600
Isn't USA a country ruled by niggers?
well its certainly on the spanish peninsula
>>69523825
Americans get insulted 100000000000 times a day, you're gonna have to do better than that Barbarossa
Dumping national memes
>>69523162
No communism
>>69523162
how is this a burn when the portucuck doesnt make any sense
in mcdonalds is such a shitty esl comeback
>>69523289
nope
>>69524720
>Being surprised of getting insulted on 4chan
>>69523162
Fewer gypsies. More jobs.
'Murrica.
>>69524828
*yawn*
wake me up when you have some actual bantz
>>69524674
Not that many Portuguese live here so no.
>>69523162
When people from the USA mention the USA to people outside the USA, the people they are talking to don't say "Where exactly is the USA?"
>>69524727
>>69524910
Shitty bantz from both sides tbqh familia
>>69523162
your country has lost a war to Indians for your shitty colony
>>69523162
USA is currently the only standing super power.
>>69525039
>>69524915
Tell me how the stupidity of some people mean your country is better than mine, not exactly that great that people can't locate godtier countries
But it is in Spain.
Lesotho is inside South Africa, but isn't part of it.
>>69523162
We could strike your country decisively within the next 24 hours using less than a 1/17 of our military might and Portugal could never, ever, not in six million years, land troops on Columbia's sacred soil.
Success breeds jealousy.
>One good reason
Nearly anyone can point out where the USA is on a map.
>>69524991
our speakers go to 11. 11 it's just better, right?
>>69525335
>>69523162
t. alberto barbosa
>>69525448
>>69525335
Who the fuck names their child Quim? That's another name for pussy you know that right?
>>69525636
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>>69525557
>>69524170
Yes but you don't make a good point when you respond it faggot.
>>69524727
Salazar > Franco
I'm not even portuguese yet I wish he was still alive, he was so great
>>69525984
Truly made Portugal great.
>>69525636
>Quim is short for Joaquim
>just like cuck is short for canadian
now go eat some tree sap in the snow or whatever you guys do besides bad shitposts
>>69525272
A slice of your taxes go towards our protection and safety. Thank you cuck.
>>69524991
Peace portugalbro while I was mostly raised by a Portuguese nanny I still don't support the idea that you could claim more territory at this point. By all means try but Portugal doesn't have the military strength it used to. In fact someone might even conquer you if you tried to conquer them.
>>69525903
Ahh. The great Portuguese empire. Brazil, some African shitholes, and a few islands. Almost all of them now populated by nignogs.
>>69526419
Are you always this retarded?
>>69526064
He was the best ruler any country could wish, he loved his country and wanted to do the best for his people. And unlike other rulers, democratic rulers or not, he didn't steal
He was the best
Because you are a shit rectangle rip off of spain with a shit economy that is totally irrelevant, and worst of all gave birth to Brazil.
Pic relevant.
>>69526149
So you name your kids Quim and suddenly I'm the bad guy. Why don't you try to conquer any other country and realize how fucking small and limited your country is Portugalfag. You know nothing of our culture while your culture barely matters at all.
>>69526640
He just told you it's a short for Joaquim.
You fucking retarded leaf
>>69523162
I like having twice as much money as I would have in Portugal.
We beat Portugal in their own sport in the world cup
Winning the group stages along with the world cup champions that year: Germany
>>69526874
>Winning the group stages along with the world cup champions that year: Germany
In the modern era, your best accomplishment was reaching the quarterfinals back in 2002.
Get a grip kid, you suck at football
>>69526832
You apparently missed the part where he insulted my country. So I insulted his country back because that's how fairness works. So fuck you for insulting my country and it's flag again. Doesn't matter what you put on your flag your country is so fucking small and if spain wanted to invade you wouldn't have the manpower to stop them.
>>69523162
>protip
pls reddit
>>69527213
Not knowing the difference between "Its" and "it's".
Typical leaf cuckadian
>>69526419
>tfw we cucked our dad
>>69526640
>canada
>culture
Kek.
>>69526874
>winning the group stages
Said like someone who doesn't know what he is talking about. Cute.
>>69526625
what do you have against us fampai
>>69527384
I think I can speak for him by naming Brazil the literal scum of Earth.
If only we knew....
Portuguese is a sexy language.
>>69527501
i can name a bunch of countries that are worse than us,we're just chilling doing our thing and playing ball
We have a bigger military, so obviously our dicks are way larger than yours. GIT SUM.
Also, pic related.
>>69527306
>my argument is invalid because I added one punctuation mark
Yes this definitely shows how retarded you are.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)
>whyevenbother.jpg
>>69527610
Look outside your window (If you have one) and see what's happening.
Look at Dilma and Lula, you guys are literally getting fucked by your own government, you always have been.
Stop praying and screaming JESUS DEUS JESUS DEUS and actually do something.
>>69527324
>Portugal
>culture
Kek
Your main accomplishments are actually spreading Portuguese fucking anywhere at all.
>getting this triggered by a shitposter
come on, lads
>>69527633
It seems like you feel the need to overcompensate for something... You even bring dick size to the discussion... Maybe Freud can explain it
>>69523162
I don't get the "burn". Is this some portuguese in-joke? Because it sounds like someone flailing around for non sequitur response and coming across like a retard.
>>69527971
It's funny to watch how insecure they are, regardless.
>>69525054
The amount of kikery that went on during that time is off the charts.
>>69527950
>1128
>1867
Need I say more?
>>69527808
you guys are in a pretty shitty situation up there too,dont try to lecture me about politics
pic related my window
>>69528202
If I say Hitler, do you leave?
>>69523162
>burn
That shit is some of the worst bants I have ever seen.
>>69527950
It's easier to spread when cucknadians welcome you with open arms so you can fuck their wives. Like the mudslimes are doing right now.
>>69523162
Portugal is the retarded cousin of Spain that they left in the wild to die, but managed to build a house out of the bones of all the animals they enslaved.
>>69528241
Lots of shit happened in those years you're going to have to be more specific.
>>69523162
Manuel, stop bullying the fat kid.
>>69528340
Well not exactly we pick from the world's best. We have a large amount of Hindus and Buddhists too. This can only end in civil war but wtf I don't control this fucked up government.
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>69528312
Why would I?
>>69529600
What if I say Merkel?
>>69529724
I'd wonder about how far the stupidity of the collective society can take us.
>>69523289
huhuheuheu manuel a cuck
