ITT: We post our family tree or 23andme test.
Curious my friends.
bumpo
Oy vey :^)
>>69521813
yeah. no we don't.
>>69523581
Pretty common jews and ruskis mix.
>>69523718
What?
>>69521813
Hallo oldfriend
>>69524007
Ay I remember you Czech-Croat friend.
>>69521813
>>69523581
JEWS AND SPICS GET OUT
>>69524365
What a fucking cool ancestry.
>>69524341
Post your shit nigger fag.
>>69524567
>>69524661
.t chink
>>69524941
Why is British and Irish the same?
Celtics and Anglos are different.
how the fuck were both your parents white, then you were black?
I sense strong cuckery here.
>>69525345
Not sure my friend and I'm not black just tanned.
Grandmother had a dark parent was 2 lazy to show
>>69521813
Every-time I post mine, I get something like "gross" or "you should be gassed". Hey at least I'm pure.
>>69525603
Arbeit Macht Frei
>>69525551
alright that makes sense, was confused for a second.
My family:
> American dad
> half-American / half-Filipina mom
> I look Filipino
> older sister has a 7 year old son with an American guy
> mfw he looks Filipino
Why are Filipinos the most powerful race in the world?
>>69525603
So just jewy
>>69525950
JUST
>>69525867
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69525820
Hey I look kinda white but i have about 24 percent ameridian.
>Tfw ancestry is entirely Icelandic for the last 23 generations
>>69525950
I'm pretty cool with being an Ashkenazi Jew since we are an incredibly successful minority ethnic people.
Capitalism is our ally honestly, Communism is our greatest threat.
Swedish since the 1500s, except for like one or two Russians here and there tho
>>69526112
Don't you have an app telling your people if you are potentially related?
>>69525867
Your dads white?
Thats aight ;)
>>69526318
I could have German-Jewish heritage as well.
>>69526504
Nope, it's just an ancestry database. The whole "incest avoidance app" was made up by the media.
Im actually Irish just living in the annexed North
>>69526870
You ever steal listerine?
>>69527045
I don't think I understand that meme
>>69521813
>tfw better than most of you
>>69527349
fukn kek'd.
STILL ETERNAL ANGLO
>>69527201
I know it well enough.
Walmart near me doesn't sell listerine anymore due to natives stealing it.
>>69527307
>Brown eyes
>Actually living in niggerton
>>69527541
>brown eyes
nah m8 mine are green
>>69521813
>>69527733
Oh. I get it now, you shitpost in hopes that the shit can attract you'r father back
>>69525867
Are you Igbo?
>>69526856
>the annexed North
kek, stay mad
>>69527307
Hello Rhodie
>>69527733
>good meme meinen freund
>ogga bogga oggo bogga
>>69527922
hello bru
Hello
>>69527733
I swear to Jesus some of these are just bait.
I refuse to believe this happened.
>>69527989
Sup Elliot?
>>69521813
R8 me, faggots
>>69526870
relevant
>>69527733
>this happened
>>69527733
I guess you're the toll for burning the coal
>>69528075
You seem to be confused Ahmed. I have zero Jew blood in my family tree.
>>69527733
Quality shitpost aussie ;)
>>69528100
good genes m8
>>69527349
top kek
>>69528100
>South Asian
Trashed
>>69527349
don't mean to sound like a eugenic enthusiast twat but that picture hurts to look at
>>69528329
>>69528426
What's the asian descent about tho? I have zero asian relatives
>>69528097
I had a freind who considers himself jewish because his dad is.
He went to synagogue to try and engage with what he believed to be his faith and they told him to gtfo because his mum was not a jew.
He's a leftard so I kek'ed heartily when he wrote a status declaring how upset he was about the situation.
>>69521813
oh bro, you could easily be my cousin
>mfw my grandma is from croatia
>when you don't know your family's history past your grandparents
I really need to sit down with my grandmothers.
>>69528484
Native Americans
>>69528484
well what was the error rate when they told you when you took the test. It is usually 2% so you may have some aryan in you that they mistook for south asian
>>69528595
>>69528599
Well I have a mohican great-great grandpa, maybe that's why
>>69528515
But my dad is actually from Croatia ;) immigrated to Canada.
Mom is from Mexico immigrated to Canada.
That is cool though.
>>69528489
Heartily chuckled
>>69528599
>mohican
are you the last of the mohicans?
>anyone get that reference?
>>69528793
Apparently he was a huge dick to my great-great grandma.
>>69528852
not to racist m8, but i usually find natives of all countries to be kinda twats
>>69528536
>mfw my maternal grandmother died when my mother was 12 and all she knows about her father is that he was Canadian.
>mfw when the Canadian bastard spawn meme is real
>>69529025
>Muslim on /pol/
Disgusting.
Blacks on this website are at least based.
>>69527922
Give it back you fucking bobby cunt
Hey Pol,
25% English
25% Danish
25% Polish
25% Italian(Sicilian)
My eyes look like this. Are my genes shit? How bad is it? Tell it to me straight.
>>69529025
>soldier
kek
>>69529222
BEADY
>>69529025
Your family voluntarily migrated to fuckheadistan?
>>69529171
InshAllah soon /pol/ will be Muslim too, along with canukistan.
>>69529222
BEADY
Also thats not how it works ;^) get a genealogy test lad.
>>69528984
I didn't know him, so I don't care much.
At least I'm practically pure anglo-scandinavian
>>69529306
Nah, we always lived here. The flag and government changed.
I could go back to great-great grandparents and they would all be american flags on one side and probably on the other as well.
>>69529466
good for you man, enjoy it and pride yourself on it the day the race war happens. The second that does happen I am flying back to South Africa and rounding up as many Boers and Brus as I can and we will march north in Zimbabwe and take it back
>Rise O' Voices of Rhodesia!
>>69529433
I went to Croatia last year.
They are obsessed with Germany and fucking hate us Brits.
Bunch of cheeky wankers I swear m8.
>>69529704
>hate us Brits.
fuck man, I am going to croatia to study abroad this summer. What do they think about South Africans? Also what about Americans? I can put on a decent American accent
>>69529510
My mistake.
I thought the pre-partition flag was Canada's old one.
>>69529704
For a reason lad ;)
British politican said Croats are nazis and are super racist when you guys have a shit ton of skinheads.
Not angry that you called them racist, just mad that your poltician was being hypocritical.
Germans and Croatians are historical friends.
>>69529704
Sounds good, I hate you guys too
>>69521813
I'd do it myself if I could, but I wanna save some cash for now.
I'm just a huge fucking mutt.
American born and raised, but I don't feel like I mix well with whoever I'm put in a crowd with
>>69529618
I remember back in my HS we did a literal segregation activity in history, and it was fun being the ultra-white beam.
>Be me
>Class is pretty diverse in skin color and heritage
>In US history
>Teacher says to divide ourselves between blacks and nonblacks
>6 nigs move to one side of the room and smack their lips in distaste
>Then she says for the japs to move over to another side of the room
>I had a bunch of half-japs in the room so we had fun picking which ones were separated and which ones weren't
>Then the teacher said for all anglo-saxon or aryan-esque people to hit one side of the room
>I stood as one of the only ones at the other end, with only two other people next to me, one being a qt girl with a huge ass
Felt kinda good to be on top, NGL. Even though I'm not super conservative it's fun to do that.
>TFW no half asian half white GF
>>69529830
Don't fuck around with peoples family.
People fucking love there parents and brothers, if you don't want some 6'4 croat to be the shit out of you don't talk about his mother.
They like to laugh and joke though so you should be fine in that regard, also don't be a cold person try to make conversation.
>>69529830
>>69529830
>What do they think about South Africans? Also what about Americans? I can put on a decent American accent
Dunno m8.
They just have a massive boner for Germany, half their TV is German, 90% of the people speak fluent German and most of the tourists are German.
It goes back to WW2 I'm sure of it.
>>69530237
American born
Mexican mom
Mexican mom whose roots trace to Aztecs
Grandpa who traces to Mongolia and China
Costa Rican dad
American Grandfather
Native Great Grandpa
German Great Grandma
Costa Rican Grandmother
Irish/Welsh Great grandfather
Chinese/Dutch Great grandmother
>>69530265
good story man
>TFW no half asian half white GF
I know how you feel
>>69530345
>They like to laugh and joke though so you should be fine in that regard
sweet
>also don't be a cold person try to make conversation.
good enough for me, being in America has taught me a lot about trust and the importance of social interaction
To avoid a family tree where everyone is american
>>69530374
I just wing it this summer and see how it goes, if i don't act like a twat i should be fine
>>69527733
Australia never disappoints with the creative shitposts
>>69528253
You sure? The Pale of Settlement included Ukraine.
>>69529185
You'll get it back eventually m8, but good luck running it.
>>69526504
They're distant relatives but yea...incest. I bring it up every family event for a laugh.
Legit though, all of you know that 23andme and Ancestry are bullshit for their percents they give you right?
It's just based of your paternal/maternal Haplogroup and the percentage of people per country that participated. Unless you can dig deep into your past and test relatives you'll never know who you inherited what from who. It's a good thing I'm not a poor fag or I'd be pissed, should do more research before you waste money.
>>69530536
non meme.
>>69525603
> Jewish
> Engineer
Choose one
>>69527733
fk senpai i was gonna post this fk u m8
>>69530536
>meiner Frau Sohn
>>69528075
Elliot was half thai
Template?
>>69527733
>>69528119
>>69529351
Nothing too interesting.
>>69530732
Haplogroup has no effect on the ancestry percent. They used existing databases (1k database etc) that had a broad range of populations. They added to those populations using references built from users submitting their known history, yes. But they only used them as references when they already came back as a proper match to the existing database.
In the past 3-4 months 23andme has hired a few more people with their majors in statistical analysis and population studies. This isn't some made up science from the 90s, it's an evolving science that is improving every year.
>>69530536
Nice pasta senpai
>>69531323
made it myself :^)
>>69527733
>>69531033
I think I'm going to throw up.
>>69530536
This is bait
>>69521813
How much is the 23andme test?
>>69531667
199$, best to just get ancestryDNA unless you're really interesting in medical conditions. Maybe 23andme will put their price back down
>>69527733
>Aussie flag
>that feel when it's probably still true and we're looking for an excuse to deny this atrocity happened
Ive always been afraid of getting a dna test. One of my great great great great grandfathers lived in canada and had a wife with a very un-european looking name.
>>69532104
L O
>>69532085
>Canada
It could be either a native or Balkan European. Those aren't that bad compared to other possibilities. See>>69527733
Master Race reporting in.
>Super Genius genes
>>69532695
>24.2% Ashkenazi
OY VEY
>>69523581
>62.5% Jewish
SHUT IT DOWN
>>69532829
>>24.2% Ashkenazi
>OY VEY
indeed
Ashkenazi Jews have a noted history of achievement in Western societies[110] in the fields of exact and social sciences, literature, finance, politics, media, and others. In those societies where they have been free to enter any profession, they have a record of high occupational achievement, entering professions and fields of commerce where higher education is required.[111] Ashkenazi Jews have won a large number of the Nobel awards.[112][113] While they make up about 2% of the U.S. population,[114] 27% of United States Nobel prize winners in the 20th century,[114] a quarter of Fields Medal winners,[115] 25% of ACM Turing Award winners,[114] half the world's chess champions,[114] including 8% of the top 100 world chess players,[116] and a quarter of Westinghouse Science Talent Search winners[115] have Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry.
>>69533370
They are also thieving tribal marxist destroyers of cultures. Or, for short, jews.
Ebola is good at what it does too. Doesn't mean it is good.
>>69533635
jealous moron
>>69534116
you spelled it wrong, kike. Look at the fucking sign.
>>69521813
>>69534219
Spic reporting in
>>69521813
Everything but nig and asian, Grandma says she's related to Wild Bill Hickok
at least my eyes are blue
>>69521813
fuck the japanese
Mongrel reporting in.
Just you guys
>>69535519
Do you have a qt hapa sister?
>>69535595
pls post hapa girls if you got any senpai
>>69535595
>>69535952
no just a little brother
my mom is taller than her older siblings due to malnutrition during the korean war
fuck the chinks and japs
>>69536083
Why
>>69536311
>my mom is taller than her older siblings due to malnutrition during the korean war
also jap occupation
they made koreans do the dirty work like killing pows and blowing up chinese civvies
>>69536433
Yes but why no sister? Also how old are you the Korean war was like 50 years ago?r
Anyone got template, I want to make mine.
>>69536598
my mom grew up impoverished because of japs+chinks+north korean damfuckers
my mom is like 5' 4" because of that
also no sister because koreans don't like having babies anymore
>1.4 children per couple meme
>>69537253
>mfw my mom is 4'11''
>>69536954
>>69537489
Thank you anon.
yup
>>69521813
>tfw one of my great great great great grandparents was white.
>>69525603
jews were not allowed to be engineers in the USSR.
t.from family of Soviet engineers
