Chink now head Jedi after Chinese people refused to watch niggers in space
>>69519469
Attack of the Chongs
>>69519469
Is she Rey's romantic interest?
WE
WUZ
CHINKZ
N
SHIT
>>69519469
swee sow spaic cheekee an eyg fly lice
>>69519839
Muslim/Sandnig
>>69519839
muslim pansexual amputee
>>69519839
POO IN THE LOO
>>69519839
Polygender treekin obviously
I love how blatantly obvious the entire movie is cast according to market research.
>>69519911
So it is decreed.
>>69519839
Jew tranny
I'd say it's an improvement, but she looks like such a pudding to be a Magical Space Buddhist Monk.
>>69519911
Winner
>>69519911
Fuck you burger
how come whenever americans cast asians they're always ugly ones
>>69519839
Tranny with a light saber dick
>>69519911
Already been done
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RW_hGOFukMQ
She looks like a man in wig.
Is she famous?
>>69519911
shit
>>69519839
Spic dyke
>we want the Chinese audience
>"well we can shitcan the black actor or put him in a less dominant role considering Chinese don't like blacks
>fuck that, let's hire a vietnamese and make them a lead
I'm going to laugh when this fails in china again
>>69519469
>Niggers in space
My sides are BTFO.
>>69519839
a swede
>>69519839
A half native american half puerto rican who is disabled, transgender polysexual and muslim. and is applying towards a STEM field
And the storm troopers should be white republicans
>>69520111
can trips overrule?
Charlie's out there getting strong while I'm stuck in this hotel room in Saigon.
>>69519839
mexicannnnnn gibs me dat dubs
>>69519469
P O T T E R Y
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T
T
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R
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>>69520111
4 hours too late, rascal user
>>69520135
She's yellow, the yellow people will watch the yellow persons and like it
>>69520166
kek
>>69519469
>chink now head jedi after chinese people refused
They will continue to refuse watching star wars because that's a Vietnamese whore.
>>69520234
the different yellow people hate the shit out of the other yellow people
>>69519469
wew lad, fat bitch feminist wars
it might very well be related to china. china is now the largest market for hollywood movies. depending on the area, it's illegal to display blacks in public areas in any form of media.
it's also illegal to show movies with "ridiculous concepts" which includes things like time travel, and sometimes talking animals.
I imagine the nigger falls into the talking animals category.
no one watched it when I was in china fwiw
>Oscar Isaac still isn't the lead
ENOUGH
>>69519701
Interesting situation. Which is worse to pol? Lesbos or coal burners?
>>69520166
I heard they're getting rid of the stormtrooper helmets, and now they're all going to wear Trump masks instead.
>>69520069
No wonder the Empire lost. Such poor fucking design. A ship that large and you don't have a backup bridge in case something happens to the first? Fucking retards.
>>69519839
Jew who sexually identifies as Tie-Fighter and wields an ash-colored lightsaber with the hilt lighting up to burn his own hand.
>>69519469
Im vietnamese and i wont even watch this because that is one ugly bitch.
>>69519469
>Didn't like Boyega at first
>Watched the movie and realized he's actually the best new character in it
>Chinks don't like niggers so they kill off Boyega and replace them with a second Mary Sue, this time a chink
Yeah fuck this shit. I can tell they regret not casting a Chinese guy for Boyega's role for 7 but they can fuck off completely.
>>69519469
CAN'T THEY AT LEAST USE A FUCKING TWI'LEK FOR ONCE?! FUCK!
>>69520315
Why not both?
>>69519839
super jew saves the universe
>>69520411
>with the hilt lighting up to burn his own hand.
Top kek
>>69519911
kek has spoken
>>69519839
I want an arab.
Pic related.
>>69519823
>not "We wuz changs"
you had one job
>>69520448
Best character and best actor.
But he's a nig, so, y'know.. day of rope when?
>>69519469
hory sheet
>>69520447
Based charlie.
>>69519911
>Muslim
>911
Is...is Kek angry with us?
>>69520315
Coal burners are worse by far because they produce mongrel offspring.
>>69519911
>9911
damn son, I'm loving the twin tower double dubs.
>>69520148
If the Finn x Poe relationship were to happen, Finn would be a Gay Nigger from Outer Space
>implying this a bad thing
THE FUTURE IS EURASIAN
>>69519911
It is done
>>69519469
upvoted
>>69519469
>Tran
that's a VIETNAMESE surname...
http://whatculture.com/film/12-reasons-star-wars-the-force-awakens-is-a-disappointment.php
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/seth-abramson/40-unforgivable-plot-holes-in-star-wars-the-force-awakens_b_8850324.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNAy7yCMyBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8hQVlRgFlU
>>69520816
she looks 3/4 Euro though
Well finally there's an ethnic canadian as the lead
>>69519839
Based Panjeet for space wizardry
>>69519469
>April 1st
I don't believe you
>>69519469
This is fake and hopefully gay.
Hopefully
I liked John boyega but I will veto this shit if stick some chinky bitch in there
>>69519911
a salam alaykum brother. We've prepared your laser suicide vests. May Allah bless you with his force.
source: college humor
oh yous
>>69520059
>Tranny with a light saber dick
bueno!
>Luke made Rey using the Force
>Rey turned evil at some point, Luke wiped her memory and dumped her at Not-Tatooine
>Kylo is actually a good guy, he killed Han because Han knew the truth and still helped Rey, and will become a Jedi at some point
>Rey turns to the dark side at some point and becomes Snoke's new apprentice
>Finn and Poe become gay lovers
don't know what this bitch's role is gonna be
>>69519839
Male-to-female Transgender Arabian Woman.
>>69520934
>>>/9fag/
>>69520943
April 1st is the worst goddamn day of the year. There's usually about one or two decent jokes and infinite number of "HAHAHAHAHAHA GOTCHA!" tier jokes.
>>69519911
UPVOATED
>>69519469
>tran
>>69521140
absolutely halal
>it really does rhyme
ive had a couple to drink, but i dont think thats the reason i dont understand
>>69520866
>>69520866
it's hard to say. I have a cousin that looks like her with black hair, and she's half
the uighurs are mostly turkic peoples with dark hair. but there are tribes in the area called kalash that are straight up russian. given her eye and skin color she looks half kalash and half mongol.
up until kyrgyzstan the people are all heavily intermixed about 70 mongol 30 turk in kazakstan and 80% sandnigger in kyrgyzstan
>>69520406
Not to mention it being so exposed.
With all the computer camera technology I have no idea why the fuck you would want to have a big exposed target with windows instead of having a bunch of external cameras
>>69519469
ITT: April Fools
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igf96qnjHTE
Brought you this from /tv/
They aren't feeling to good.
>>69519839
Amanda rose or another such pile of genetic waste
>>69520170
nope, he got double dubs. clearly this is Keks will
>>69521140
Whos dis Semen Demon?
>>69521500
star wars is an important part of their identity, such that they feel insulted if someone can't tell they like star wars by their appearance
wew lad
can we just kill these people already?
star wars fans used to be stereotyped as fat sloths. is that what they want to look like?
>>69521500
Fuck off women hate star wars. This is a fact
It's just the new gamer gurl faggotry all over again
>>69521615
Nerd culture is cool now havent you heard.
Grillll gamers "like" star wars and capshits now.
Global markets kills culture.
Some of us greatly admire Western values and traditions and it's sad to see them disappear from film because communist rat faced mongloids dictate the culture.
>>69521248
Don't worry, I don't get it either. Unless it's some sort of diversity sequence.
>>69520448
>>69520679
pretty much this
he actually has an arc and personality as well as strengths and weaknesses
>>69520315
The rumor is black trooper is gay for rebel pilot guy.
>>69519469
>Chink now head Jedi after Chinese people refused to watch niggers in space
9/10 post
>>69521802
Boyega asked ridley if she has a boyfriend. He's bi at least
>>69521500
>Trying so hard.
Top cringe.
>>69521802
Best couple. Hope they don't go full SJW and keep it a bromance.
>>69521802
If China is turned off by having a lead black character in Star Wars, they're not gonna be any happier about having a leading black gay character.
>>69519469
China can be pretty based sometimes.
>>69519469
WTF is going on with 'problem glasses'?
I thought it was just a meme ridicule lefties, but now they are popping up absolutely everywhere.
>>69522113
Take it seriously. Every time.
>>69519469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmTiqKPnhiQ
>>69520310
This.
The only good thing in the entire movie.
>>69522104
based China
Goddamn Chinese bastards
>>69519911
Most realistic outcome desu
>>69519469
That's cool. Why would you be upset about that? Does every movie star have to be white?
>>69522190
That's the saddest gif I have ever seen on the internet. Fuck.
There is a decent Blu ray rip out
>>69521596
That's a sex doll
>>69522376
it looks like its been overinflated then
>>69522164
Would still fuck them that hair is HOT
>>69522376
So 'ejaculation station' then?
>>69522104
wookies BTFO
>>69520447
Exactly. I was about to say that they got one ugly nigger for the last Star Wars movie, and now they have an ugly ass gook. I wouldn't mind if they had gotten one of those plastic gooks to star in the movie but they casted some tranny looking bitch instead.
>>69521500
>IT'S 2015
NOT EVEN ONE SECOND IN
>>69521500
only 2 fucking seconds in
>>69522513
Enjoy your rape accusation.
>>69521500
what the fug
Good. Whites are too cucked. I don't want to see'em
Hey, I refused to watch nigger and vagina Jew in space, too. And I'm not even a Chink.
>>69519911
>>69522702
It was crap. But really not cast fault.
>>69520816
Muh dawg is Eurasian. It's true.
>>69522104
kek, the bar owner was completely removed.
>>69521698
it is even worse because they had to pander to woman to even get them involved in starwars
gaming just got casual over time so woman could eventually join in naturally
>>69519839
transgender down syndrome
What the fuck is with this director and selecting ugly actors?
The uglier the actors are the less I want to watch.
There has been movies that I haven't watched because the main character was too ugly.
>>69519911
Ding ding ding!
And he'll be a reformed Tusken Raider.
>>69520635
>that filename
Wew
>>69522854
>>69521500
only thing worse than women who hate star wars are women who love star wars
>>69522104
>QR code on poster
why is this not a thing here
>>69522868
Jewish taste.
>>69520864
dammit lucas why'd you have to sell star wars to sjw's
>>69522920
the r-word is not within your post so i'll let it slide japan.
>>69522634
>both drunk
>it's his fault
fucking patriarchy at it again
>>69519469
They really picked the ugliest ape-negro they could find, god fucking damned
>>69519911
HOW THE FUCK DOES ISLAM EXIST IN FUCKING STAR WARS
>>69520234
Like hell they will. That is almost as bad as casting another black.
>>69519911
I didn't even need to see your digits to know this is correct
>>69519469
they'd be better off giving more prominent roles to the Raid: Redemption cast
>>69519469
>new lead
>we get even less time to try and piece together why we should give a fuck about Fin and Rey
>Luke will probably get sidelined for some SJW WOMANZ AR BETRR LEADRSS shit
>mfw
>>69523192
they need to cater to their new booming market anon!
>>69522993
Dunno, but it is really convenient sometimes.
>>69523050
Puerto Retard.
>>69519469
Why does he keep casting ugly nonwhite actors? For fucks sake could you at least pick some that are decent looking by their own people's standards?
>>69521500
>my boyfriend got me into star wars
>doesn't make me less of a fan
Fucking WRONG. It makes you a fake! Gdi this shit makes me angry.
>>69519469
might as well just forget about star wars, it's SJW shit now
>>69522676
>>69519469
Disgusting.
>>69519469
>The movie could've great if it was just Poe's and boyega's adventures.
Prove wrong.
>>69519911
Great a lobg tuskan raider movie.
>>69523697
Benicio del Toro is going to be in it, so we got spics covered, and there's like some mulatto wench that I assume is Lando's daughter. I kind of honestly feel bad for Boyega because he wasn't that bad in the role and now he's getting the axe because the Jews noticed lost profits
>>69519469
wtf! So they finally cast an Asian as a lead, but they chose a woman, who is Vietnamese, fat, and looks hipster. Why didn't they cast a male for the role, which would've bucked all the stereotypes?!? JJ is a fucking moron.
>>69522104
that's fuckin awesome lol!
>>69519911
>"Bad" guy is spanish
It'd be perfect then.
>>69519469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB2o5VClv38
doze titties
>>69519469
>tran
she's vietnamese
>>69523542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T549VoLca_Q
>>69519839
the return of the white man
What does "new lead" mean? So she's the star of the movie then? Rey or Finn aren't the main characters all of a sudden?
>>69523845
Jackie Chan is a pretty popular male asian lead, I can't think of any famous asian females that aren't porn actresses.
Then again, diversity for the sake of diversity in movies is fucking retarded anyways.
>star wars is now about race baiting
>>69519469
The chinks still want white leads stupid studios.
>>69523994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOBoKxEcVAA
>>69519911
Sand People are better than that
>>69522959
top comment.
from a leaf.
time for bed i guess.
>>69524026
I'm curious about that too. I wonder if they'll do a thing where Rey doesn't appear until the end of the movie, but as a supposedly fully trained Jedi, since the last movie she pretty much did everything a Jedi can do without any training. Maybe this new one will have the chink going through the same shit with new characters.
>>69519469
>TFA bombed in China, so now they're pandering to try to make back the money in the next episode.
>>69519469
This has to be b8
>>69519839
Abbo
>>69521802
But he was totally in love with Rey. He even risked his life and lied to the resistance to get to Starkiller Base just to save her even though he was a total pussy and tried to run away before she got captured.
>>69524076
Then stop watching porn. There's lots of Chinese, Taiwanese and Korean actresses that are downright gorgeous and very capable of acting. Plenty of actors too.
>>69521719
The chads that pushed us into lockers and the popular girls who spent every waking moment calling us losers are kicking us out of the culture we made in the first place
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69524076
Lucy Lui? Claudia Kim?
>>69524093
now this is podracing
the last good star wars movie came out in 1980
everything since then has been total soulless vapid trash made to be consumed by the popcorn munching masses
you have to be a masochist to be a star wars fan, it's pure pain.
>>69524393
Well chad got the last laugh. Seems like this should be more ironic.
But I guess he was right all along
>>69519469
Episode VIII: Dr. Tran Strikes Back!
>>69524405
:3
>>69524263
This.
The Chinese movie market is second only to the US market, expect to see more Chinks than Canada in the next decade of blockbusters.
That last Transformers movie pandered to China like fuck and got paid big box office for it.
Chinese gotta have some escape, with Great Leader about to go Full Stalin on their asses.
>>69524364
Satomi Ishihara is well-known in Japan for aspiring to be an international actress.
>>69523994
I wonder when it's gonna get to the point where the wheelchair-bound complain about the use of the word "lame."
>>69523767
Can't because that is objectively correct.
The dissonance when the "comic relief" character is better than the rest of the cast combined is ridiculous.
>>69520234
>this is what jews really believe
>>69524785
Obviously you've never done sensitivity training
So we're evil for being racist, but deliberately, artificially pandering to a group of people for money isn't?
>>69524662
she's pretty cute but can she act normal in her roles? In most Japanese movies I've seen, admittedly not much, the acting tends to be cheesy, like they're mirroring an anime (admittedly the most recent Japanese movie I've seen is based on an anime lol)
>>69523767
they would have made it an even more obvious gay love story, studio owner mr Goldwater says that it can't be any other way
>>69524652
>chinese market is second
actually the chinese market is much larger. the main reason hollywood doesnt pander directly to china non stop is because the chinese government only allows 20 western movies to release in china each year. but since disney knows how the game is played and can guarente star wars a slot, they are trying to go full chink to make those slant eyed fucks happy.
>>69524919
>artificially pandering to a group of people for money isn't?
Fuck no! lrn2jew
>>69524982
japanese media culture is intentionally exaggerated. doesnt matter if its anime or bakkake theater, they go out of their way to over act
>>69520315
coal obvs, lesbos can be hot
>>69525087
>>69524982
>>69525200 beat me to it. It was funny when they had a George W impersonator come up and start chatting to her when she was at an award show in the States. She completely fell for it.
>>69525306
Based Isaac
Gay or bromance? You decide
You guys know what day it is, right?
>>69520532
Then what was this guy?
>>69525471
what timezone of the US do you live in? its still March
>>69525582
Irish?
>>69519469
Space niggers
>>69519469
April fools dorks.
>>69519469
>got the ugliest asian girl possible
>>69519469
Tran is gook, not chink, doe...
>>69525748
It's a day early. They're either really clever or really stupid.
>>69520448
>realized he's actually the best new character in it
Yeah, that's not saying fucking much. The prettiest smelling piece of feces, big whup.
>>69519469
>tfw only one in the thread that thinks she's amazingly cute
>>69519911
SHUT IT DOWN
>>69519469
Because Disney knows where the money is.
>>69524364
>Chinese, Taiwanese and Korean
>capable of acting
no
>>69519839
the next episode is
"Empire of peace"
>>69526024
What do an emu's insides feel like?
>>69520195
Underrated post.
>>69525905
>kelly marie
she's also mixed white obviously
>>69519469
They could have at least gotten an attractive Asian like Christina Masterson here or Nichole Bloom from Shameless.
>>69519469
Do you guys realize this movie is the third highest grossing film of all time ?
God, when will you wake up, racist people are only a small minority in the modern world.
>>69526470
And this response is because OP was implying chinese people refused to watch this movie because it featured a black guy. which is a blatant lie.
>>69526610
Right. They refused to watch it because it's horrible. Based chinks.
>>69526124
they're pretty terrible when they try to speak dialogue in a language that's not their first one in western movies like Jet Li in everything that he's done outside of China. but i saw a chinese movie he did where he played the father of a tard, he was pretty good.
>>69526370
>she's also mixed white obviously
that doesn't mean anything, pretty much all first generation asians here take an anglicized name. it means fuck all by itself
>>69522347
dont feel bad, he's a multi millionaire.
![star-wars-the-force-awakens-china-poster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TN5RdWQ.jpg "star-wars-the-force-awakens-china-poster[1].jpg")
>>69526610
Yes, I am sure their complete non-awareness of this complete non-issue is behind them cutting out a main dindu character from the official posters:
>>69526468
They could have but she's not attractive by Chinese standards
>>69526148
What does a beef patties?
I think it's retarded that we still haven't seen an actual Asian male jedi, given that the entire concept was lifted from Samurai traditions.
>>69519911
We already have oskar sandnigger issacs
>>69519911
>Muslim/Sandnig
>911
>>69527238
What is a warrior monk
Jedi >KNIGHT
>>69527238
The Jedi were inspired by Shaolin monks. Stop stealing our culture.
Diversity for the sake of diversity is fucking retarded.
>>69519911
>9911
Fucking Aeronautical Niggers
Chinese people have high standards. They dont want a american raised fat ugly non-plastic enhanced bitch who's been raised on a diet of McDonalds and Taco Bell.
>>69528054
>Chinese people have high standards
>>69528163
how do you know that isn't a prefab high rise designed to be raised like an Amish barn??
>>69519839
A white male who poses as a homosexual Canadian drama teacher to rise to power, and then reveals his Sith power level when the time is right, enslaving all non-whites.
Episode X: You Gotta Go Back
>>69522164
That one with orange hair, her nose ring kind of looks like a hitler 'stache.
>>69528456
http://gizmodo.com/5304233/entire-new-13-story-building-tips-over-in-shanghai/
>a leaf
>>69528456
spotted the chinadian
The general public still doesnt like homosex. They say that do because of the emperors new clothes effect but parents will not take their kids to see a movie with blatant faggotry.
>>69519911
9911
>99
>11
Double 9/11 confirms horey shittttt!!!!
>>69526964
Sure bud
>>69528647
>>69528682
it was a joke fags, you may now resume shitting your pants and the serious political discussion
>>69528492
RARE
A
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>>69528938
Well, if we're talking about jokes then...
>>69528492
Holy shit
fucking rare
>>69521500
why do this people think that anyone cares about their opinions?
no, really, is this like the next level of female narcissism, right after selfies?
>>69528492
where can i buy a loli vagine
>>69529123
true, but it just means at least 5 more years of memes. i'm not complaining
>>69519469
I don't even care about Star Wars shit anymore. The franchise ended with ROTJ.
>>69519839
spic tranny
>>69519911
>Instant double dub get
>muslim
>911
This just has it all
>>69523417
KEK
>>69528492
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR?!
>>69519469
who cares. I don't watch this faggy shit. I grew up about 20 years ago.
>>69521802
Can we make this a trend, you know like how the media is pushing the white women black guy narrative we try getting black guy on hispanic guy to be a thing.
Most of the nogs would be dumb enough, we could tell them how it makes them more manyl and protects them from children and other junk.
>>69519911
>>69519839
Isn't Rey technically a sandnigger since her father is a sandnigger (Luke) and her grandpa (Anakin/Vader) is pure sandnigger?
>inb4 Rey is not a Skywalker she's a Kenobi
