lol kimmy's a fatty
http://nypost.com/2016/03/31/kim-jong-un-weighs-nearly-300-pounds/
i want this guy to just die already
hes killing all the qt korean girls
fuck this nigger
>>69514789
>cute
>korean
pick one
>>69514888
korean
>>69514789
>hes killing all the qt korean girls
>>69514888 (Nice)
You can't best "Best Korea"
>>69514081
>everyone around him looks skinny as hell
>>69514081
Classical Keynesian Politics, man has done his homework.
>>69514081
Does this faggot have children yet?
The moment he dies north korea might fall.
>>69514888
Some are qt :^) and they are racist and hate fat people
>>69515075
I wonder if this army had one successful operation not against its own civilians yet.
>>69514888
Don't make me start dumping authentic North Korean girls.
>>69515075
Thats not 300 pounds. You gotta remember he is about 4"9 and all the guys around him are malnourished
>>69515254
>that
>cute
shit taste
>>69515294
>>69515235
Truly, BEST KOREA
It's pretty shitty of a leader to be as fat as him when his people are starving desu senpai baka
>>69515294
>But Kim, who at 33 walks with a cane and reportedly suffers from gout, won’t miss any meals. Last September, South Korea disclosed that Kim appeared to have added nearly 70 pounds to his 5-foot, 9-inch frame over the previous five years, reaching an estimated weight of 290 pounds.
lol
>>69515171
>and hate fat people
Pretty sure they view obesity as a sign of wealth in their country because the only fat fucks they're exposed to are their glorious leaders.
>>69515519
Why should he give a shit desu
Has this guy made any weird propaganda claims about himself yet other than the grandson of a living god standard NK shit?
Like "i get a hole in one every time i play golf"
>>69514081
so fat shaming is PC now?
>>69515588
He should care about his subjects, senpai
comrade jong un resembles the dear leader now more than ever.
Why is a constant in communist utopias that fat men rule over a starving population?
>>69514081
K...Kami!!!!!!!!!
>>69515559
>Kimmy is taller than Cruz
Jesus
>>69515701
Their hats are so dumb looking
>>69515412
He'd be a Kpop star immediately and swoon the South Korean women.
>>69515164
yes he does. he has a child already with his wife. he should have more though, one of his brothers was a faggot (his father didn't approve) and the other apparently was just dumb or something.
>>69514081
where to cop those glasses
>>69515412
H-he's gorgeous...
>>69515164
No one really knew that this guy existed until his father died and he took over. He probably has kids which are kept behind closed doors.
>>69515914
He loved in France and America before this. I am actually impressed how quickly he became a Stalin clone.
>>69515808
shitposting aside, I don't understand how North Koreans haven't revolted yet.
The fact the NK brainwashing machine keeps the peace is a fairly impressive feat in some ways. More impressive than their nuclear program at least.
>>69515701
That diversity, tho
>>69515844 (Checked)
True
>>69515701
I always wondered, who is the only guy in white? Do you know maybe?
>>69515412
Looking good, Kim.North Korea truly is Best Korea
>>69515235
They stopped American occupation for years. That's something the whole world can't achieve
>>69515254
cherry picking at it's finest.
>>69516142
The state has total control over all aspects of life. No one gets in or out.
>>69516003
Maybe because you're only seeing him from one point of view - the north korean one
>>69515075
>those heels
manlet with self-esteem issues confirmed
>>69516142
Keep em broken, scared and brainwashed and there's not much motivation left
>>69516251
with a large part of the country being forced into military service, whats stopping them from just staging their own coup?
You would have thought one of his generals would have overthrown him by now.
>>69515412
he could conquer the south korean girls using his looks alone, what a waste...
>>69514888
Someone got rejected
>>69516171
Good eye
>curious
#fatshaming
#notallnorks
>>69516143
Those are all guys, though.
>>69515412
fucking kill me already senpai, fucking gorgeous man.
>>69514081
>implying we can obtain that information
Not saying I am frowning upon this, but it is clearly propaganda.
>>69514081
looks kinda cute in a fat round overly-chinky dictator kinda way
>>69516249
Nigga have you been to S. Korea? I spent all my time there hiding my stiffy
Yfw Korean reunification will be the millennials Berlin Wall coming down. It's coming
>>69516577
look at all that boypussy ready for the plow.
>>69516143
man how do asian people even tell each other apart?
>>69514888
you can pick both, but after 20k worth of plastic surgery
>>69516142
shitposting aside, I don't understand how americans haven't revolted yet.
The fact the US brainwashing machine keeps the peace is a fairly impressive feat in some ways. More impressive than their space program at least.
>>69516671
Does that mean the liberal cucking of the whole country follows soon after?
>>69516399
No weapons, no communication, spies are given food and privilege so society is rife with then
>>69516671
I doubt South Korea wants reunification, they just want North Korea to fuck off. There's no resources and the land is fucked north of the DMZ, it would just be millions of brainwashed starving refugees and empty commieblocks.
>>69515412
20 kg is a bit of an understatement
>>69516217
>>best korea
It is
Who gets the throne when Kim dies of corpulence? His sister? or his wife?
Or who?
Yes, Kim has a sister, but there are few confirmed pics of her.
>>69516822
>americans haven't revolted yet
Nigga, did you somehow not hear about all the riots we've had, let alone the fucking civil war?
>>69517011
is she a QT?
North Korea will be absolved by China when times comes if anything, not unified back to South Korea.
I cant imagine USA having anything to say to China unlike they did to Russia when they took part of Ukraine
>>69515559
>5' 9"
>290 lbs
Fucking hell im that height but a little over half that weight. That is really fat.
>>69516645
Yeah but they all have fuck tons of plastic surgery in South Korea. One of the highest percentages in the world.
NK doesn't have access to that shit.
>>69517226
You're telling me. I'm 5'9" and 140 lbs.
>>69517057
You still have the same kikes running your country.
Nothing has changed just like in NK.
>>69516247
what?
When did Merica try to occupy them? Dumb leaf.
Korean War was not about occupation.
>>69514081
>not storing fat in preparation for a coming famine
>>69516247
Only because of China and the Soviet Union
>>69515254
>that sweat
L-lewd
>>69515254
she's seen some shit
>>69517257
Why is this a problem?
>>69517011
Man it's hard to imagine a female leader in Best Korea, she could possibly dissolve the dispute with Worst Korea or end up being a huge bitch and making things even worse than any leader before.
5'7 190lbs
Girls don't even notice me. Why the fuck do fat fucks like Kim Jung get all the attention and hot girls. Do I have to gain 100lbs?
And yet I still didnt know North Korea had 2 internet providers until two years ago
>>69517363
It changed in 1812 when Andrew Jackson drove the jewish bankers out of our country. It just changed back when fucking Hoover let them back in.
>>69515559
holy fug they gave a fat neet from r9k his own country
>>69516720
ask someone from vancouver
>>69515412
20kg lol
>>69515412
>that undercut
All he needs is a scruffy beard and big ass glasses to be the first hipster dictator.
>>69517536
maybe if girls would be throw in death camps or killed if they didn't notice you, you'd get noticed
>>69517509
Well if plastic is your thing and you're looking for a fling, none at all.
If you're looking for a more natural look and looking to waifu one, probably not a good idea.
>>69517257
While that is true, there are still loads of naturally beautiful korean ladies. Nigga get out of your echo chamber
>>69515412
closer to 120 lbs.
he stays fat because his predecessors were fat
>>69514081
In a country where people aew starving to death the most baller look you can have is being a fat fuck.
>>69517835
>all those strong chins
>>69515559
>tfw you could beat up the leader of a communist regime
It makes me feel not that bad.
>>69516399
Read 1984. The monitoring is literally that close; the paranoia that high.
There have been rumours floating around Washington that there may have been plans for a coup around the time of Kimmy's ascendancy to the throne, but there was never any evidence, and nothing actually happened.
It's difficult to imagine how a conspiracy could arise, much less develop and then be executed in a Big Brother state like NK.
>>69517139
You know she's 300 lbs by now too
>>69517981
Famine tends to be the spark that causes revolution. Kimmy can't come out and say 'let them eat mondou'
>>69514081
This >>69517942
It was a sign of wealth in older times and its the same thing in nk
>not wanting to be the fat guy in a starving nation
NOT FAT JUST BULKING
KIM WILL DO A SUMMER CUT SO HARD THE WEST WILL SHUDDER
HE WILL CRUSH IMPERIALISM BETWEEN HIS LATS
>>69517226
He doesnt look 300 lbs, though. He looks 240, 250.
>>69517942
That makes perfect sense actually
though if he was ripped as fuck it would be even more so
>>69517860
>Implying the western world is an echo chamber. Yeah you're right. I'll just pop down the road to Seoul.
>>69515882
>the other apparently was just dumb or something.
so Kim is simply fat? I thought he was the dumb one
>>69517860
I've been to SK. And I'd like to do the bantz with you and call them all dogs, but I have to admit, they're pretty goddamned beautiful. They really take care of themselves over there.
>>69516171
>*highly upbeat intro music plays*
Thang Dok! Captain of the sky!
Thang Dok! Angel in disguise!
>this part sung like the buildup to the chorus in the Team America theme
His team of fighters on feathered wings
Defend best Korea as we sing!
Thang Dok! The angels are his bretheren!
Thang Dok! A saviour from heaven!
He's stylish
He's sleek
He's a hero to the meek
>tone slowly drops to a death growl across this part
He's a saint of the light illuminating the darkest night
Battling the enemy that is
The American scum
>back to normal tone
While we the North Korean people praise him!
Thang Dok!
>>69514789
>racemixing.
Gas yourself traitor.
>>69515412
The sad part is he'd have a lot of western fangirls if he slimmed down a bit. A megalomaniacal fatass is just a loser, but a handsome tyrant gets girls wet.
>>69517981
His fathers friends probably warned him about someone going behind his back and when they found out who, they had them executed. Explains why it's been so quiet there again and why he spent some time in China before going to NK.
>>69515769
Hitler wasn't fat.
>>69518329
Check the flag, bro. The leaf means asian buck teef.
>>69517747
>undercut
>hipster
pffft
>>69516171
An admiral.
>>69517835
Western plastic surgery is on par with British dentistry.
>>69518362
you're not wrong though
>>69514789
what kind of
""""""""""""""""""""""""'man""""""""""""""""""""""""'
has a picture like this on their computer
>>69517835
these girls couldve taken a direct hit to the chin from kimbo slice and wouldve walked away fine.
>>69518103
Coups are organized by generals, and they're well fed in NK so there won't be a coup.
As for revolutions, that won't happen either because it is the supreme police state. Every home is bugged. Every workplace monitored. Every friend and co-worker a potential mole/spy. Add to that the fact that they are starving, feeble-minded, had no education or knowledge of history (do they even know what a social revolution is?), have no access to resources of any kind, and, with a lack of private space, don't even have the opportunity to congregate and organize...it's a non-starter. As a society, it's as locked down as a federal penitentiary. Arguably more so.
>>69517835
is there a difference between this and what white women do with makeup, fake eyelashes, hair extensions etc?
Niggers in the states are constantly ballooning to over 300 pounds, but need foo stayums so they don't starve to death.
yes i guess
but it does not matter really
he will be dead soon
>>69515412
50kg, maybe.
Fuck he could be a gorgeous man, even if he's a manlet. He could nuke the western world with his looks alone.
>>69514789
gooks are anything but
all plastic
>>69518743
BEST KOREA YES
RARE
A
R
E
>>69518681
Well before/afters with white women and makeup can be shocking, but admittedly not as deceptive as plastic surgery.
>>69518653
The states are bugged too. The NSA is in everything, we're ruled by banks and insurance companies, democracy is a joke here. There will be no revolution here either, because our government tells us we're "free."
>>69518699
Are you denying the ghetto famine you racist?
>>69518743
>north korea is now more common than south korea
>>69514888
both
>>69518480
Yeah that's the only explanation I have aswell, tho the white uniform is worn during summer, and you can see other admirals wearing the black ones.
>>69518743
I want proxy fags to leave REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69518385
>>69518385
I remember at the time that a very high-ranking figure in the government (and everyone in his family) was sentenced to life in hard labour. Maybe he was the person you're thinking of.
Other analysts suggested that a coup was deliberately delayed because the NK military wanted to see if Kim Jung Un would have governed differently than his father, more openly, more humanely, which would in that case preclude the need for a coup. But again, this is speculation and hearsay. No one really knows what's going on inside the minds of NK's leadership.
>>69518743
NK military anon or proxy anon?
>>69519059
i want Americans to leave
>>69518964
plenty of white women get plastic surgery though
>>69517835
Where's the pic of the couple with the fucked up looking kids?
>>69519208
>Not a proxy
>>69518139
mucho kekko
>>69518969
At least your residences aren't bugged and don't have built-in PA systems for daily government announcements - yet.
You're right to be concerned, citizen. Resist it while you still can.
>>69519214
white women are angels on earth in need of no surgery
>>69518171
I think being muscular would be the same as being tanned in old times, only poor and plebs were tanned because they had to work outside. Rich people had sunshades with them outside so they would stay pale.
So being muscular would mean you look like you have to work in the fields so instapleb look.
Being a pale fat slob conveys the ultimate status because you can just sit inside eating well.
>>69519299
Pretty sure there's a Nork Linux distro floating around the web.
>>69519349
sure about that?
>>69519456
that spic jew is not white
>>69515412
They'd have to call him Thin Jong Il
>>69519456
I don't even want to know what that is.
What's this, cunt?
>>69519398
I said ripped not just muscular
>>69519208
what games do you play on steam ?
>>69515701
Say what you will, there's something sexy about a military dictatorship. These guys make for some legit fucking bad guys.
I want some spy video games where you infiltrate NK.
>>69519208
Have we decided if norkanons are based or unbased yet? He could be a psyop if hes not proxying.
Be careful anon, you may learn things about the world which conflicts with your education and programming. I dont want to be responsible if you get sent to a work camp.
>>69519214
Not usually in the same extremes. South Koreans go all in with it.
>>69519554
>>69519208
is that a steam icon? the norks have steam? holy shit
>>69518329
>Mexico
>racial pride
Check yourself shitskin
>>69519575
Peasant can't see the difference nor understand western ideals of physique, their villages may have big buff dudes from forces labor or field work whobhave to cut every second year because famine and thus are beyond ripped.
Yet they are perceived as megaplebs.
>>69518743
>he will be dead soon
They will kill you for speaking that way about Eternal Leader.
>>69519776
KEK
>>69519793
no no no
here we do not have steam
I have steam
ONLY me
i hear stories
i download from mirror location
but i cannot made an account
wanted to play a game
but i cannot :D
>>69514081
but he's special.
>>69519944
Then what do you play?
>>69519208
How is it like living in NK? Is it true what they say about it in the media?
>>69519776
HOL UP.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE OLD CANADIAN FLAG ON YOUR BROWSER?
PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET RID OF THIS FUCKING LEAF
>>69519944
I wish this was true
post something that only a north korean could post
take a photo or something
>>69514081
that's what happens when you don't poop
>>69520078
well nothing
i must figured how to made an account to play a game
then i must download from servers
will take a long time
>>69520142
It's the Ontario flag. It's an extension, anyone running it can see other peoples regional flags.
>>69519944
k-kim? is that you?
>>69520193
this should not be making me laugh as much as it is
>>69520142
extra flags extension and greasemonkey
>>69519554
Carlos!
>>69519944
never heard of ssh tunneling?
>>69514081
He looks more and more like a tumblrina
>>69520239
>ontario
fuck i hate those cucks
>>69520236
No, but there are other games you can buy and play online not through Steam.
You could even play browser games like through Kongregate and shit.
Kim Jong Un you fat 3 inch dick fuck. Stop making threats and lets fucking do this. Throw a punch bitch. You are going to starve your people again, I cant wait until they revolt and drag your fat ass behind a car. I bet your smoldering corpse smells like bacon.
>>69514081
how tall is this guy?
300 pounds isn't that bad for someone very tall
>>69519944
I just called Kim to report you, the police will be with you shortly.
>>69520390
5 foot 9
>>69520347
it will never loaded
it takes some time to respond on this website even because my downloading speed is very bad :D
also because stupid street sign test
why it is so complicated? sometimes it does not work if I am right :D
>>69520390
he's 5'9
>>69520390
He is 5'7 on a good day, and wears heels. Literally like a fucking bitch, wears heels.
>>69520471
Dude he's fucking tall as shit then.
But yeah he could stand to lose a couple pounds.
>>69520236
Use a VPN and an encrypted connection, you should redirect all traffic from it or you really will get caught.
Unless you are another proxyfag then you can just go fuck yourself
>>69520164
KIM!!! Take a photo of a piece of paper with the date and make sure theres an image something only a North Korean would have.
Double points if you are indeed the Un one.
>>69514081
Isn't 300 pounds just about average or slightly full?
>>69520236
why not torrent a game you want?
>>69520472
I honestly can't tell if real or not. Post pic outside window.
>>69515412
Losing weight doesn't make your eyebrows lower and longer. It also doesn't change bone structure at all.
Retarded bait.
>>69520590
not for an asian. they don't even have health shakes there
>>69520539
For a gook, yeah he's pretty tall. He really needs to lose 100-150 pounds.
>>69520472
Hopefully you get it working man, then we can be friends on Steam. Yeah the captcha doesn't work sometimes.
>>69520472
Could you take a picture out of your window or something.
>>69515150
underrated
>>69518329
>>69518600
some actual proper posts that address the fact it's some teenager faggot newfaggot piece of ignorant shit who would make a comment such as what he did, and post a picture of a cat such as he did.
This board is a mans board, a proud mans. Not some faggots board.
>>69520706
>266g of sugar
jesus christ, do people actually eat this shit?
>>69520706
Instant diabetes
>>69520714
i cannot do this
a camera is not so cheap
and even if i will found one
how to transfer onto computer? i do not know this
>>69520711
I always think for politicians, movie stars, etc. Basically people who are so rich they don't have to worry about money
that losing weight has got to be the easiest thing ever.
Pay people to remove all food from your house and hire a private chef to make delicious, but healthy food with lots of variety so you never get tired of it.
Then pay personal trainers to poke you with a stick if you ever want to bitch out and stop exercising.
Its a lot harder to lose weight and exercise when you work 40+ hours a week and have bills to pay and errands to run.
>>69517011
CIVIL WAR
>>69520832
Do you have a webcam?
>>69520832
You don't know how to upload a picture but you know how to hack your system and access 4chan?
>>69520832
How about this. Take a picture of your whole desktop. Don't you guys have Red Star OS?
>>69520706
But look at all that calcium!
>>69520706
>35g of protein
/fit/ approved
>>69520832
You need a digital camera and then plug it into computer to transfer the file.
Prove to us youre from Best Korea.. if you really are Best Korean.
>>69520706
>2310 calories
Isn't this a day's worth of calories? What the fuck?
>>69520706
weekly value of sugar in one drink
>>69520832
what other electronic equipment do you have? do you have a phone or a music player? who is it made by?
>>69521042
well mostly this is what people will used here
i make a lot of edits to operating system so i will call this my own
red star and Windows 10 has much too many spying items
>>69520832
Fucking liar. I bet he has a big fat white cock.
>>69519617
Major points for presentation, no doubt.
>>69521328
>10:12 AM
Yeah its a hoax, reminder that best korea changed their time by 30 minutes
>>69521116
Healthy Calories
>>69521057
Literally the perfect pre-workout. With that much sugar in your system you could squat a fuckin house for reps before you crash into a recovery coma.
>executes his own people
>eating their own flesh to survive.
>>69521328
>10:12 AM
>Actual Pyongyang time zone.
>>69521441
>>69521328
This. Currently 9:47am in Pyongyang. Get fucked, roleplayer.
>>69521441
yes. this is true
but i set it to use Tokyo time
i think this is not so a big deal
30 minutes is not so much
>>69520832
nice try proxyfag
>>69515075
Arr rook same
>>69521116
>Isn't this a day's worth of calories?
Yeah, if youre DYEL manlet. Gotta eat big to get big.
>>69514081
Check out this vid guize, also, I'd fuck his wife.
http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2016/03/30/8106031276241567605/640x360_8106031276241567605.mp4
If someone can give at least the general context of what's being said it'd be cool and would earn +1 Internetz
>>69521540
i write this a long time ago
i did not adjusted it to Pyongyang time
it is Tokyo time because this is what we used
>>69521598
I really would stop posting if you are real, keep foreign sites to a minimum until you can get a VPN setup.
>>69521598
Yeah nah
You loose
Get rekt
Haha
Im cool now right guys
>>69515882
The "dumb" one got caught at Disney land in japan while having a forged passport on him. He was going to be the new leader until that happend. He wanted to reform north korea and make it somewhat normal, but he goofed up.
>>69521708
wtf is being said on this vid m8>>69521676
?
>>69521598
>>69521827
I believe him.
>>69521708
What is life like there? Do you eat enough?
>>69518743
Best Korea happening when???
>>69521708
Don't get yourself killed, lad. You ought to know that different worlds aren't more free than the other, just controlled in different ways.
Thanks for posting though.
>>69521676
i will translate
you can uploaded this somewhere else? it will not load to me
>>69521708
Reported
>>69521946
life is not so good
food is not good either
since i am very close to China
people will sended food over the border. or they will go to the border and take pictures with their food and stupid clothing
but definitely China gives food assistance
i think they will not now though
>>69522491
I know, I heard Kim Jong-Un declared China and enemy of North Korea.
Sad times ahead, friend.
>>69519617
The only game I can think of where you fight North Koreans is Rogue Warrior, but apparently that game is a pile of trash.
>>69522586
>health minister
This has to be the most ironic thing in Belgium.
>>69522491
I'm sorry NKBro, hope things get better for you. You're a cool person for posting here.
>>69522491
If you're real, how do North Koreans even find out about this website?
>>69522491
Would you be for an all-out war, being liberated from your communist rulers? Let's say by South Korea and the USA.
>>69522256
you want to download the video?
I'll create a wikisend link. It's an mp4 by the way.
>>69522491
Best of luck in NK. Hopefully the day will come when North Korea decides to work with the rest of the world, but I think the only way to bring about that change is through the people, not the government. Stay safe, and don't get caught
>>69522491
fuck, man, I wish I could buy you a pizza or something or $200 worth of groceries.
>tfw dominos don't ship to north korea.
>>69522491
What is your job?
![DRU-dominos-pizza-robot-640x360[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oFKqOzy.jpg "DRU-dominos-pizza-robot-640x360[1].jpg")
>>69523141
here's your god damn pizza bro
-anon
>>69522917
i think no
I do not want them to have satisfaction from victory
>>69523198
if he's on 4chan, he's probably a professional shitposter
>>69523490
free money and or free pizza. i look forward to these
>>69522491
Stay safe friend.
>>69515254
>cute
yellow fever fags need to be shot
>>69522491
What's your opinion on niggers
If your regime falls, are you afraid you'll follow the lead of the West which would end in your own people and culture being replaced by the browns?
Communism and poverty seems to be kind of a shelter from your race and culture being permanently destroyed for the sake of diversity and tolerance.
>>69523518
How did you find out about 4chan? Do you use any other websites?
>>69523141
i have not had pizza
but i have seen it
it looks very strange :D
what is dominos
>>69515075
Hehe. They're all so stereotypically short.
>>69523518
What about another country?
By the way, how good is the nuclear arsenal of North Korea? How many nuclear warheads do you think you have, realistically?
>>69523591
Mate, saying something is cute doesn't mean i'm fixated. I think a cat is quite cute, doesn't mean I'm a furfag.
>>69516822
Yeah shit here sucks, but you've gotta recognize the difference between us fatties getting metadata'd and the Norks dying of hunger. Maybe it's just because that's all they know.
>>69522722
Homefront. Also pretty bad, but they're making a new, open world one set in philly that I hope in vain will not suck.
