Any /pol/ plans for some brilliant news worthy hoax for April Fools Day?
>>69507650
78% of Poles "The Middle East should be Nuked"
>>69508023
They probably already have those numbers
>>69508023
1. Greece pays of the final installment of debt to Germany, IMF and EU
2. Bernie Sanders suffocates in his election promises
3. Sweden and Germany begin negotiations on experience exchange programs between two countries regarding the improvement of refugee sexual health by introducing a law that forces white women to pleasure said refugees at leats once a month
Trump offers Sandlers VP
>>69507650
Some of you guys are alright, dont be here April 1st
>>69507650
HEADLINE: Trump Supporter shoots and kills Bernie Sanders live on stage
Bernie Sanders dies of "natural causes".
It's the kind of dirty tick the Clinton Arkansas machine would pull.
1. United States announces Russia is to train at designated FEMA facilities in Alaska.
2. Clinton emails reveal intimate affair with Angela Merkel.
3. NASA announces intelligent design most likely scenario for development of life on earth.
4. Mexican drug ccartels gain political office in Arizona.
>>69507650
i'm going to call my mom and tell her i finally got a girlfriend
>>69510354
KEK
/b/teir
>>69507650
I think it should be something to troll bernie fags
>>69508023
We said a hoax not telling the truth
im gonna twist apart off-brand sandwich cookies and stick em all over my best friends car
i know hes expecting something this on account of the pairs of underwear i have fastened to his car at least once a week for over a month now
i will park two blocks away, dress in muted colors, & vandalize his car under the cover of 12:00 morning quiet
should i insert a root vegetable into his tailpipe as well, or cover my ass in baby powder, sit on his hood, & spray over the assprint with clear paint?
>>69510474
What about Michelle Fields seen bruising self in restroom...
Cruz admits having sexual affair
>>69507650
I had a job interview a week and a half ago for a high ranking natural resources consultation position for a west coast state, they said they would get back to me this Friday. I imagine them calling up and saying "congratulations, welcome aboard!!!!!!" and I'm like oh thanks, man it's an honor to make so much money doing so little, "APRIL FOOLS HA89A8998HAHA *click*"
