When usa has a civil war, will they pay Canada to fight?
Which side will you fight on?
What will be your weapon of choice?
I will go first I guess.
>When usa has a civil war, will they pay Canada to fight?
Yes, they will pay us in booze and women possibly, because they are a kajillion in debt.
Which side will you fight on?
The side with the biggest guns
What will be your weapon of choice?
Vulcan cannon Toyota technical.
Fuck you /pol/ I like to roleplay about killing americans ok? You are supposed to play along.
>you will never strap this baby to the back of a pickup and mow down bernie sanders protestors in the name of the god king
Some Canadian volunteered for various sided in the original Civil war… probably some will in the upcoming version.
Me, I'll be locked in my happening bunker eating canned ravioli till the dust settles.
Then I'll emerge and take the side of whoever wins.
>Hoping for a country where 1/10 people owns a hunting rifle or a crossbow to help a civil war
>>69509898
Shut up retard, their army will give us guns and booze. Maybe even food.
>>69506541
when usa has a civil war they will go north for supplies and slaughter us because we are gunless cucks
>>69510217
You guys are awful, ok you will get a m40 grenade launcher and an 8 ball of meth.
>>69508654
You may want to mount it to something that can swivel first, unless you're going to aim it with the steering wheel.
>>69511222
Ofcourse, we will have to reinforce the struts / shocks too. Get out of here, this is a secret canadian tactical thread.
>>69510001
>give you guns and booze
No we fucking won't.
>>69511917
Come on dude, we will kill traitors for you.
>>69511984
you can't even kill your own Traitors and you expect us to pay you to kill ours?
>>69511984
Why should we give ours guns to cucks when we could give them to countrymen who kno how to use them?
Can I have Iowa to own?
Of course we are going to fight for the Conservatives here in Calgary. I'm going to use a CF-18. :)
>>69506541
I think I'll just sit and watch while berniefags and trumpcakes exterminate each other.
Canadian here but currently in Seattle for the week.
Anyway, I'd support the Reds and support annexation of Canada to USA.
>>69512163
>>69512269
canada is turning into shit if it already isnt 100% shit. I'll agree with that.
Im just hoping america gets its shit together and comes to help us out.
>>69512898
fuck, forgot my cool picture
>>69512904
Amen brother
>ywn hire canadian mercenaries with maple syrup
why even live
>>69512904
We aren't going to be doing it for free if we get our shit together. Though many of us would like to help.
>>69506541
>When usa has a civil war, will they pay Canada to fight?
You forget whose military is annexed with whose.
>>69506541
>pay Canada to fight?
What the fuck? All of us?
Whatever, I would fight for whichever side is paying more. Jews I guess.
>>69513120
Name your price. A lot of us only have our voice though and considering its being drown in a wave of rice and shit its not going to be worth much to you.
>have extra ak-47
>have a few liters of syrup
is this enough for most canadians to join me? Should I get more syrup?
US cucks need guns because theyre not real men. They're fatass slobs living on welfare and complaining that imigrants cause problems that they are responsible for. We have no guns and we have 1% your crime. Prove me wrong.
Protip: you can't
I would fight for the USA for free. In fact I would pay money to join the Conservative forces in the states.
>>69513404
get a joint and some craft beer and at the very least BC would be on your side.
>>69513420
We have a lot of guns. A lot more guns than the Americans per capita.
>>69513420
>guns make people fatass welfare projects
What a fucking reach lol.
>>69513455
Your will be handsomely rewarded for your loyalty and dubs
>>69506541
id go over to bernie's side, and infiltrate their ranks, rising up to the top, where i would assassinate bernie. all i'd need to do is identify as a triple trans heliopansexual lesbionic womym of colour/
No pay, just annexation.
>>69513522
>A lot more guns than the Americans per capita.
Ignorant tool.
>>69506541
I'll fight for the side that is whiter.
I'll use vandalism as my main weapon. Also I'll throw my candy wrappers on the ground.
>>69513543
Try again fag. Never did i say guns make peopel fatasses. I said they need guns because theyre not real men. So fuck you.
>>69513522https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_guns_per_capita_by_country
http://globalnews.ca/news/1354803/fact-checking-michael-moore-does-canada-have-more-guns-per-capita-than-the-us/
Try again robot uninformed pleb fuckface
>>69506541
I'd fight for a chunk of swamp in the everglades if I never saw snow again.
>>69513969
>not saying something directly removes any and all implications.
"Try again"
Am I cool yet?
>>69512904
The last time we tried to save you from a tyrant you burnt down our white house, fucking leaf.
>>69515109
>you didnt just try to take over. "Save us"
>>69512163
>>69512269
>>69513066
>>69513588
>>69515109
Get out of our top secret roleplay thread
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>69506541
>When usa has a civil war
Canada needs to stay the fuck home, lest the get hurt.
>>69513969
This doesn't take into account people that have multiple guns.
>>69513969
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/more-guns-in-canada-this-year-but-fewer-owners-rcmp
It also doesn't take into account guns that aren't registered.
Their women will sing tales about us, they will give us medals and all the rum we can drink, it's going to be awesome.
>>69506541
>inb4 you're not supposed to be posting here
Speaking as a Brit, the majority of Canadians will fight on the winning side.
We still remember 1914 and 1939. Good job, you glorious moose-fuckers.
>>69517776
We did it for the booze and the love of combat.
>>69506541
I would fight in the civil war, but I'd need a weapon.
>>69517776
In WWI and WWII we fought as British. It wasn't until 1982 when Trudeau senior amended the constitution that we became an independent nation.
>US Civil War
>Canada fighting in it
We'll be on the wrong side. All the big cities of our nation are cucked beyond repair, and since that's where the majority of our populations are, they outnumber us in votes. We would have to create our own little militias and spies to help the poor mofos opposing the Can-US shit.
>>69513674
Dude just go to his rally disguised as a misguided black youth who tryna get his life together. Then you take the stage and stab the socialist motherfucker in the heart with a silver dagger.
>>69518839
Don't worry us conservatives have the guns and the military training
>>69506541
Depends who is fighting over what and why. If it really comes to right vs left, maybe the south lol.
We were pro-South during the American civil war
inb4 you shouldnt post here
many canadians died in ww2 fighting tyranny. the uk remembers. even though you voted in the weed man
>>69506541
Americans don't believe in suicide bombing, so we'd have no use for you.
>>69506541
We got this, hats. Continue to syrup.
also, both wolverine and deadpool are canadian. uk remembers.
THERE IS A SERIOUS LACK OF FREEDOM IN THIS THREAD
I have another condition. I want a MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN hat and I want it to be shining red with the radiance of freedom.
>>69506541
<gif is what i would do
THE STREETS WILL RUN WITH THE BLOOD OF TRAITORS, WE WILL DRINK THERE BOOZE, ALL OF IT.
>>69509898
you do know we have more long guns per capita
>>69519648
*their
We have to learn how to spell if we're going to pretend to be civilized dude!
>>69519909
my bad, I'm just getting really excited.
>>69519835
Not any more. That statistic pre-dates Obama.
They laughed about the south rising again.
I'll make a rebel flag from their corpses.
>>69512801
The sexiest jet of all time.
>>69506541
>canadians only
not how it works bud
