JUST
https://youtu.be/HMQkV5cTuoY
FUCK
>>69505864
SHIT
>>69505955
SENPAI
KAMRADEN
WITH
>>69506020
BLACK
>>69506094
COCK
germans can never recover from this. they are now below poo in loos.
>>69505747
FUCK YOUUUUUU
IVE NOW SEEN THIS 3 TIMES TODAY!! I DONT NEED THIS SHIT!
i don't even want to watch it.
Germany wtf man
>>69505747
Hahahahaha new meme for German posters
BE NICE!
>>69505747
Why do Germans always have to go over the top?
It's like they're always at one extreme or the other.
>>69506367
BE NICE!
>>69506413
What do you mean by this? They still are leftwing fascist scum.
http://www.vice.com/de/read/sorry-aber-bhmermanns-be-deutsch-ist-unfassbar-peinlich-346?utm_source=vicefbde&utm_medium=link
Vice doesn´t like it, for all the right reasons. This video is nationalistic and stupid I hope nobody is triggered by that nationalistic bullshit.
>>69506579
BE NICE!
>>69506579
BE NICE
>>69505747
>We are proud of not being proud
that's disgusting, there is nothing worse than somebody who isn't proud of their nation, if it has earned it's pride.
>>69506579
So this is what happens after 70 years of hardcore propaganda against german nationalism.
>as long as i am a vocal majority i'm alloud to blatantly insult you racist pig
The kid's part is fucked up
What's the average german reaction to this?
Ah, this again...yeah, we got a new hit in the Gulag. I hope the whole world laughs at this and give the scum who created this all the shit tey deserve. We already did our part today and they've raided us on several threads.
They think you are scum. I enjoy seeing them BTFO
>>69507149
Most find it good and funny. Maybe because it gives them a feeling of national pride, something that they haven´t felt in a long time or felt guilty about. It appeals to us germans wanting to be moraly superior. I personally just find it unfunny but not much more.
Haha, you'll never see my country do this kind of cuck shit. There was a time when I used to respect Germany, that time is gone.
>>69505747
HÖRT AUF MIT DIESEM SCHEIß JUDENDRECK! UNSER VATERLAND HAT GENUG GELITTEN!
VEREINT EUCH MEINE DEUTSCHEN BRÜDER UND BEKÄMPFT DAS LINKE KREBSGESCHWÜR!
HÄNGT DAS FERKEL, PETRY HEIL
Damn, I feel genuinely bad for you Germany... Sweden was beyond saving for a few years now, but seeing you drifting into the abyss too... Depressing shit senpai.
>>69505747
GERMANY YES!
>>69507431
>>69507460
>>69507528
It's parody you dunces.
>>69507149
i hate it. but I'm here obviously.
>>69505747
oh fuck off
>>69507802
Poe's Law.
>>69507709
I WILL NOT BE NICE; I WILL SHOW THEM HOW THE PERFECTLY EXECUTED ELIMINATION OF 7 MILLION SUBHUMANS WORKS!
>>69506579
BE NICE!
>>69507937
Frag die Russen, die haben Erfahrung mit den Gulags. Es gab keinen Holocaust.
>>69507974
FUCK YOU WE HAVE BEEN NICE LONG ENOUGH BUT NOW IT IS FUCKING OVER! WE TRIED OUR HARDEST TO BE NICE AND TO HELP OTHERS BUT ALL IT BROUGHT US WAS CRIME AND DEBT!
>>69507460
The fact alone they're singing in english is enraging.
And this has nothing to do with the average hurdurr /pol storm fags mentality. It's pure desperation for outsiders approval
I thought i understood how deep the rabbit hole could go but i was wrong. Despite whatever happened during 2nd world war you don't deserve this.
>>69508114
Ist mir vollkommen egal ob es den gab oder nicht, es wird höchste Zeit sowas durchzuziehen, anders kriegen wir unser Land ja wohl nicht mehr gesäubert.
>>69507937
>>69508167
Not very DEUTSCH-tolerant of you lads.
>>69508231
Yes we want nothing more than to be internationally respected for something, to be more than the nation that lost two world wars and this video is the fucking result of that.
>>69506255
pls nuke us
>>69508443
FUCK YOU ISLAND JEW!!! WE ARE IN PHASE 1: Konzentration der Untermenschen PHASE 2 WILL FOLLOW.
>>69508450
We are hard working, honest people. We did not deserve a traitor like Merkel.
I don't feel at home in Germany.
>Remember remember the 5th of november gunpowder treason and plot
>Entire song is in english
Do germans even have their own culture nowadays?
For god sake the fact that you can put a reference to bonfire night on german TV and expect people to get it just shows how cucked you really are
You're basically the sissy brit boys' sissier cousins
Get a hold of yourself for gods sake
>>69508621
Somebody skipped their vegan sausage today. Grumpy.
>>69505747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaxDxHUWP8
I like Rammstein's version better.
>>69508668
>We are hard working, honest people
Most of us are not, we got exactly the government we deserved.
why even bother
There's no future for Germany anymore.
>>69508880
I was listening to that too.
>>69508698
It's the left, sponsored by the jews. A leader of the green party literally said that they hate German culture and want to destroy it.
The german youth is cucked and we feel responsible for WW2. It's fucked up, everyone teaches you to hate yourself. The leftist propaganda is everywhere.
>>69505747
That's a fucking parody of the political situation on both sides, left and right.
Stop being so assblasted about it.
Ok boys, with all of this in mind, is Sweden still the most cucked country, or has Germany taken the crown?
At least Sweden has been monitoring it's borders since the Paris attacks and I haven't been hearing much from them since then.
>>69509244
>I-it's satire guys, honest ..
Nice try Hans. Just accept reality already you coward.
Typical german normie attached. Now americans finally can experience how talking to a normal german is
(protip more indoctrinated than your average bern supporting college student and more ignorant and cocksure than your average democrat voting BLM nigger)
>>69509189
Looks like your heritage is dead but if you uproot to america you can atleast have
>muh heritage
>Be nice
>Fight and destroy right wing people
>We're open minded and multi-cultural
>We are Germany, not you, we!
>Freedom of speech
>You can only say what agrees with our views
>>69509244
Is real life a parody?
>>69509244
Yeeeah no. Böhmerman is a hardcore leftist who told people the first thing he did when he got a drivers license was to drive to auschwitz and weep his eyes out.
Few more years of this and we can invade Germany. Feels good.
>>69510019
I did too, my grandfather died there.
Fell of the guard tower.
>>69506303
It hurts
>>69510321
>5 years from now
>Every euro country but germany has rejected multiculturalism
>WW3 and germans get raped again
It's easy to sympathize with hitler nowadays and people do it a lot on this board but please remember that our ancestors were feeling the same way towards germans as we are now
Germans are dangerously stupid and we should have abolished their country
>Being like us takes a lot more courage
Yeah, because being part of the leftist, mainstream hivemind that'd rather kill their own mother than say something controversial on their precious facebooks totally takes bravery.
Delusional fucking retarded scumfucks.
It is such blatant pro-government and EU propaganda too.
>video is called BE DEUTSCH
>one small german flag in the end credits and 3 giant european ones
Leftists are such dumb fucking pets for the global elite they supposedly fight against it's not even funny anymore.
>>69510321
Take lessons from the soviets and make sure to purge the intellectuals. Seeing liberals in mass graves would be wonderful.
>>69510583
>our ancestors were feeling the same way towards germans as we are now
No they fucking weren't. It wasn't unlikely at all that the U.S. might've joined germany in the war. Afterall over 50% of the population had german heritage and russians are such obvious commies.
>>69505747
> tfw didn't even bother watching this shit for more than 30 secs
>>69509899
Hey bong, can I have some Nigel with a pint pics?
>mfw masculitnity and traditional roles are not only welcome but encouraged here
The crime rates are worth it desu
>>69509899
CAN'T
>>69511037
>>69511037
I need to create a folder of him.
Why does it always has to be like this
>>69510784
Kek, not in a million years.
You guys were insane, taking your brand new ideology way past the limits of reason just like you were doing now.
You could have had to your nice big fascist deutchland with the sudetenland and austria and everything but you had to fuck it up and start calling slavs subhumans and planning to fill in the mediterranean and conquer europe.
Same with today. You could have had your nice peaceful liberal EU full of love and niceness but then you went and brought in tens of millions of muslims and threatened and coerced your neighbours into doing the same.
Why can't you guys take one thing at a time? Every time you get a brand new ideology you push it way past it's limits. Can you really not comprehend baby steps?
The Americans weren't retarded. They were never going to hop on your crazy brakeless train bloodlines or no bloodlines.
I'm so tired of Germany. I wish the French would stop being useless faggots and do all of Europe a favor by nuking it once and for all.
>>69511391
>>69505747
Oh god, thoses likes.. Germany is truly lost.
>>69511437
>planning to fill in the mediterranean and conquer europe.
Draining the Mediterranean as an idea existed long before the Nazis.
I bet you get your understanding of history from the Man in the High Castle, don't you?
>>69505747
>Song about germans made by germans
>sings in English
>>69510583
Said le ebin weed man
>>69511297
>>69511348
cheers
>>69505747
Trying to reason with the cucks in the comment section is so exhausting. Is this truly what the average German believe? If so you deserve to go under. Even Swedes hold no illusions about immigration anymore (except for the most fanatic leftists of course).
Bye Germania. Nice knowing you. You will go under not with a bang or with a whimper, but to thundering applause. Amazing what 70 years of indoctrination and shaming can do to a people. This will be studied by future pshycologists, believe me.
"How to ruin a civilization and people in under a century, The step-by-step Guide."
>>69505747
>Not a single person in this picture is physically in shape
>>69512003
Ich finde dieses Video ist hervorragend. Es drückt allen diesen rechten "Wir sind das Volk"-Spacken so richtig schön aufs Auge, dass sie eben nicht das Volk sind, dass sie eine kleine, aber extrem laute Minderheit sind, die das internationale Bild Deutschlands vor aller Augen und mit Ansage gegen die Wand fährt. Dass es in Deutschland mehr, viel mehr Leute gibt, die liberal und tolerant sind, als die die von Hass und Furcht verblendet sind.
>>69512256
> posting youtube comments
>>69512003
Epic weed man is a perfect example
He's as liberal as a human being can possibly be. Literally. He's a walking meme.
But he's only brought in 25,000 refugees, No single male refugees only women and children and married men.
He hasn't even legalized weed yet.
Sure he puts on a big show about his liberal values and makes sure to tell everyone what he believes but he still takes little baby steps with all his policies to make sure that they work before slowly expanding them.
It's called caution, I'd rather have a cautious super liberal like Trudeau than a Radical Centrist like Merkel
ok guys i quit being red pilled... i'm going back to my cuck life
JUST
>>69512151
You are basically talking to the fanatics in there, you know. But they represent most of the established media, politicians of the old parties and a great deal of the German population. There is hard opposition, which is still afraid to voice its oppinion, is split and has no unity. And then there are the "enlightened progressives" like this.
Long term problem is: there is NO German culture left. There is no basis for a opposition to pose its identity on. Bach and Wagner? Dead for hundreds of years. So are Goethe and Schiller. Nazism? Won't work in a million years. So there is contemporary patriotism and common sense. That's as good as it gets.
Why is it always little girls cussing in these "statement" videos? Jesus fucking christ.
>>69505747
Yeah, it's bad, but it's supposed to be satire.
The real problem is that satire usually paves the way for the next mainstream opinion.
If you want things to truly change for the better, you can't be fearful of speaking out. You have to speak the truth and not back down.
>The huge Till Lindemann reference.
Rustles my jimmies as well.
>>69512346
Translation please?
>>69512256
Comments like these make me feel very empty inside. And I am unironically a little ashamed to be part of this country. But I am filled with disgust on a regular basis, so this kind of thinking isn't even the worst we have to deal with.
But yeah: they are abolishing the country and these "progressives" cheer. - Great job doing everything you can to serve the interests of global capitalism, "left liberal".
Ich find's immer gut, wenn sie davon reden, dass WIR von Hass und Furcht zerfressen sind. Diese Vollidioten halten selbst Libertäre für die Wiedergeburt Adolf Hitlers.
They are worse than our Eternal Boomer parents cheering Ho-Ho-Ho Chi-Minh.
>>69512688
I would have believed it was normal satire until they put in Trump and Hitler. It feels like liberal agenda.
>>69512431
Merkel isn't centrist though.
And you should consider that you have the Atlantic Ocean between you and the ME. You can't be overrun. You have to import every single one of them willfully.
ATTENTION
I just figured out what the plus sign that makes Japanese letters does.
It's an upvote, the letters are Japanese for "Yeah."
We Japanese redshit now.
>>69508621
Be Nice :-)
>>69512829
> This video's great, because it shows all these right-wingers that they are not the "Germans", just a loud minority, that tarnishes Germany's image. There are many more liberal and tolerant people in Germany, that are not blinded by hate and fear.
>>69505747
>this is what an anti nationalist nation looks like
>>69506528
good point...
>>69513032
You didn't just get flooded with an unstoppable tide of migrants
your chancellor said "GERMANY WILL TAKE ALL MIDDLE EASTERN PEOPLE AND GIVE THEM TONS OF WELFARE PLEASE COME HERE"
and then you did exactly that.
>>69512688
This is why Sonneborn will be the next Chancellor of Germany.
>>69512890
>>69513334
LET US COME HOME :(
>germany 2016
https://youtu.be/_2qC7v3r9C8
>>69512902
>feels like liberal agenda
It is liberal agenda. In our continent pushing an agenda isn't a problem as long as you don't incit violence.
WAAAAAAA WAAAAA LIBERAL AGENDA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>/pol/
>>69512512
Your definition of a culture carries the stench of leftist ideology. I understand that, growing up with propaganda being spewed left and right, will obviously leave its mark on you in one way or another.
Culture is NOT just the authors and scientists you have had, nor is it a political ideology. Nor is it a social construct as the Nihillistic regressive left would have us believe. If that were the case, then Russian culture and the Orthodox Church would have dissapeared under Communist rule, but it didn't. Know why?
Because culture is a force of nature. Common values built on trust and commitment to each other in a certain group. German culture is working hard without complaint, it is facing hardships and coming out stronger. It is screwing an impossibly hot woman in the grass to the sounds of nightingales. It is building on the sacrifices and hard work of your forebears and make sure they do not look down upon their descendants in shame. If you have ever been to a foreign country and felt left out, then you have also been in the presence of German culture. And even the German language itself is part of your culture, hell it IS your culture in its purest form. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution shaped by the fortunes and misfortunes of the German people.
German culture exists regardless if you admit it or not. It is not a question of "IF" it exists. It just does.
>>69513486
>colgate
JUST
>>69512688
>The real problem is that satire usually paves the way for the next mainstream opinion.
It's not even satire
>>69513370
Nicely replied, Lars!
>>69513032
I always find it hilarious that Merkel is a German conservative. I'd love to see what the German left-wing is like.
>>69513463
I should invest in his company. This will sell so great! Once we've gotten a monopoly on the ANTIFA market.
>>69514050
Why is the SA in antifa
>>69514027
Like diz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4F-bv9zTpo
The Greens got 34% in Baden Württemberg this march. The local head of their party was the federal minister there and he was in a radical communist youth organisation.
They sold him as conservative.
>>69514364
>They sold him as conservative.
W-what? Even he is apparently conservative?
Wat da fug :D
Also for our american friends.
german leftists who like the video think they are "critical" and "thoughtful" by parroting the mainstream opinion
>>69513223
and soon it will not be a nation at all, then the muslims will claim it, and destroy their history, and it will be forgotten, just a footnote in a book somewhere
>democracy and glorification of the Grundgesetz
>saying 24% of voters in Sachsen-Anhalt are not germans
pick one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKDeyuM0-Og
>this is actually happening
heil ihr dummen juden
>>69506512
BE NICE
Your whole life, from the moment you're born, you are told to take pride in yourself, to take pride in your family, to take pride in your area, to take pride in your community. These are obvious truths that are taught so that one may better themselves and their surroundings.
Yet, when this pride is expanded from a local level to a national level, it becomes the worst thing possible. Why?
>>69514050
>That severe lack of testosterone
Every. Fucking. Time.
No wonder communism attracts beta males and angry women. They're useless on their own and they know it. Their only chance of gaining some kind of prominence and self-esteem is to join a hivemind that serve to "win" debates by screaming the loudest.
>>69514683
because EU > national state
so pls vote on staying in the EU :)
>>69514364
they need to burn in the same hole as the rag heads
>>69514683
My family only taught me to take pride in what I have achieved, not of random bullshit that characterises me and ultmately holds me back because some bumfucking nationalist think he knows me based on that flag above.
>British people not understanding meritocracy
>>69505747
RIP JERMONEY
>>69514683
We are taught no pride at all. ANY grain of pride be it in sports, achievements in history or cultural, even the songs of minstrels in the middle ages are equated to nationalism leading straight to Adolf Hitler and are therefor Nazi. The Spiegel let an "expert" *proof* how The Brothers Grimm are actually not German at all and German culture is totally a construct - ...but is still Nazi.
>>69505747
>We are Germany
>Tiny little German flag
>THREE big EU flags being waved
Harris should have flattened every single city
>>69514967
>be a good individualistic goyim
>never continue the work of your family/people
>just stop having a community already! it's racist!
>>69514967
>meritocracy involved flooding your country with shitskin illiterates
CURRENT YEAR
>>69515069
>Culture is a social construct
When will this meme end? Half a century under communism didn't kill Russian culture or any other minority in eastern europe for that matter. Even with forced relocations of minorities from their ancestral homeland. They still held on to it. It was nationalism that broke apart the Eastern Bloc.
Nationalism is a tool like so many others, and as a tool it can be used for both good and bad. It all depends on who wields it.
>>69515184
SHUT UP! you're being insensitive! you can NEVER have pride in anything! only in yourself! you can NEVER pick up the work where your ancestors have left it off! you can NEVER work for your country! you only work for yourself! fuck your family, fuck your community, work for yourself! never help one another! it's racism and nationalistic! nationalists are backwards people!
>>69514798
It seems so.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2128284/Might-makes-right-wing-views--Macho-men-like-Schwarzenegger-tend-conservative--rest-Hollywood-swings-left.html
But then again: what do you do, if half of your population is an omega or beta personality type by default?
>>69515312
>>69514967
I know you're baiting me but were you never taught to have pride in anything not directly related to you? Were you never taught to take pride in your school or your environment or your community?
Pride in oneself is the most selfish pride there is since it leads to helping only you, pride in other things pushes you beyond selfish desires to help others.
>>69515312
>Germans actually believe this
They're so deluded I almost feel bad for laughing at them
>>69514925
Back in the good old Cold War days you guys would have given us medals for taking them out. Since Obongo and the age of PC they are hailed as "progressives".
It's absolutely disgusting to be ruled by proxy-communists.
>>69515132
People like Harris are directly responsible for the shit this continent is in today.
>germany in the comments talking about how fat, dumb americans dont understand this brilliant piece of satire
I'm so done with normie germans. THEY DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT SATIRE IS and then they act all smug and upity about "the dumb americans".
Is there a word for really dumb people thinking they are smart and act all self-important?
>>69515312
Yeah try pulling that shit in the Gaza strip. See what happens. Even here, Jews are fleeing the country in droves because muslim immigrants keep harrassing them.
This is typical feel-good bullshit that the regressive left like to pull sometimes, where the lion mates with the zebra and the wolf buddies it up with the rabbit.
>>69515522
Dunning-Kruger effect.
>>69515522
Not one word, but two. Self-righteous.
>>69515467
so get rid of the leaders, they're traitors anyway, they've sold you out, fight back
>>69515326
What I find especially intriguing is that the current "elite" of Europe wants to erradicate original European cultures - all of them - for the sake of some kind of *supra-cultural* (no culture at alll) United States of Eurabia.
They want to sacrifice everything we have, were and are for the interests of global capitalism and some shills who believe to be the elite of a global power elite. - Well, maybe they are.
>>69515645
>>69515346
You don't become like them obviously. But instead become an instrument of change. People naturally follow strength, especially women.
>>69513463
what the hell? What is that suppodes to do? I don't understand.
>>69515495
>It's a German deflecting blame to somebody else and not taking responsibility for his own countrymen episode
He tried to help you Hans, he tried to help all of us by wiping you cucks off the map.
>>69507149
TRIGGERED think about the children BAN BAN
Germany should burn for its continuous assault on civilization
>>69515522
leftists
>>69515829
>animefan99
well no sleep for me today i guess
>>69515829
Großer Gott...das ist schon richtig peinlich. Nicht mal die HJ war so indoktriniert und fanatisch. Well done, absolutely subversive.
We are proud of not being proud...welp.
Fun fact about this stupid cuck:
Böhmermann had two shows on private television - and both were cancelled after just 2 or 3 episodes.
Now he has a show on state television with terrible ratings - but the shitty mainstream press praises him as god of intelligent comedy.
All he does is stealing ideas from american late night shows and telling that the centre-right AfD is a neofascist party.
Last week he literally said their politician are like the IS terrorists from Brussels - because they are both so inhumane...
>>69515829
Nein. Just NEIN.
I'm glad that most people here can't read german or this would be a lot more emberassing than it already is.
>>69505747
FUCK
Also can someone explain to me why ALL germans literally type like complete fucking retards?
>>69516014
OH, DO YOU THINK SO?! WELL FUCK YEAH YOU'RE. WHY DON'T YOU HELP US AND JUST FUCKING NUKE US ALREADY? COME ON.
I BEG YOU. I LITERALLY BEG YOU RIGHT NOW, AMERIBROS. JUST END THIS RIDE. I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE. I JUST CAN'T ANYMORE.
JUST FUCKING DO IT GOD FUCKING DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69516309
I feel real bad for germans, they are in pain.
>>69507709
Be nis :DDD
gas the kike, go to the shitter
Why are you triggered by this?
seit wann ist TV wieder relevant und erst recht das ZDF?
Das die linken als Weicheier dargestellt wurden ist euch wohl entgangen?
>>69516261
because it's just a prank ... april 1. etc ... right?
>>69515794
We had elections and the Germans fucked it up. You can only make real change, if the true conservatives become the absolute majority. I voted AfD of course, but the votes were not nearly enough. And there will be no change through violence, except for civil war. But I highly doubt this will happen. Most people will just die and let die, watch the water rise, saying that it's fine.
If you consider that Paris didn't have a big effect, even though it was known that two of the attackers used to Chaos caused by Merkel to get into France... These German normies are absolutely brainwashed and determined.
>>69516121
>>69515829
translation?
Germany is what happen to a country when guns become illegal.
>>69513463
>Handcrafted in Austria
Have a horde of german "liberals" attack a pole for being a pole because he doesn't support muslim immigration.
So being racist against poles is fine, but being against immigration is a hate crime.
>>69505747
>metal singer
>looks like a emo twink
Yeah nah. All this shows is a complete ignorance to the genre, and desperate appeal to the "young" crowd.
Honestly, the level of disconnect is pretty astounding.
>>69516309
Come to us lad. Our people get along really well.
>>69516383
save and do not diminish the value of your pity, you will encounter people during your life worthy of it.
Germans are not, they have allowed their own country and society to become what it is.
Do not pity the German, call them out for what they are - cowards.
>>69516189
I love our democracy. Our government has all the right in the world to criticize Poland. Jajaja.
>>69507937
Made me horny
>>69516514
Did he go through with it?
Why is it right to define german people as a mix of world's population but it isn't do it with the logical sentence that german people is those who share german values and heritage?
>>69514564
>video not available in your country
>>69516468
>I voted AfD
>he fell for the meme
try voting for someone who has a slight idea of what they are doing instead of these kneejerk reactions. Its fucking Piraten all over again.
Give me a 100% honest answer. What country is the most cucked? I've always thought it was Sweden, but now I think it's Deutschland.
>>69515069
This picture makes me cringe.
Anyone who declares his love for France today is assimilated to a Vichy Regime supporter by our mainstream medias.
>>69514874
you serious?
So can anyone explain to me why every single leftist libcuck german uses the "^^" and "xD" smilies exhaustingly and can't write without them?
>>69515388
>Pride in oneself is the most selfish pride there is since it leads to helping only you, pride in other things pushes you beyond selfish desires to help others.
Not that poster, but you're spewing bullshit, go read about Stirner and ethical egoism.
If you feel good about helping others, that's still selfishness because helping others makes you feel good, and making yourself feeling good is egoistical.
>Were you never taught to take pride in your school or your environment or your community?
Kek
can we take a moment to compare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV710c1dgpU
>>69516423
Dunno honestly. It's just ZDF being ZDF. But we've had so many threads of it today and I'm hanging around to answer some questions.
However: it IS pure cancer. And saying it's satire, is like saying We love Volkstod is satire. - Yeah, tehehehe, it's all pranx! -- We just mean it. And radical leftism is the agenda of shows like this in the ZDF after all.
>>69515829
>Ab ins Gas
>mfw
>>69516855
UK>Sweden>Germany
Reasons: UK is at top because everyone in UK is a cuck or defeated. Sweden has the Swedish Democrats, and Germany has based Bundeswehr.
>>69516844
I've probably listened to more of their original talks and read what they are planning than you. We even head detailed threads on here about their new party program.
And I've NEVER voted Piraten.
>>69511437
Tbh we would've just sold shit to both sides if Japan never attacked
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD u dum americans ids satirical parody self criticism for smard ppl like us germns
>You are not the people, your are the past.
basically every stupid Trump supporter and most of you guys here on /pol/
>>69514564
Any Swedes seen this yet? Animation reminds me of Metalmatte
>>69517059
BE NICE!
>>69517059
Because they are probably underage. Or children inside.
In a way I pitty them. They have been brainwased by your education system, the mass media and the Auschwitz Cult. Maybe in ten years they will look back and be ashamed of themselves. The problem is: until then it may be too late.
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>>69516476
Working on one now boyos, there must be a faster way than typing manually into google translate
>>69516844
A vote for the AFD is a vote for more sensible immigration policies.
It's not that anyone expects the AFD to be a competent party. It's about shifting the policies of the established parties further to the right.
>>69516855
This video was obviously horrible but what you have to consider is that it's made by a state sponsored TV station so you can expect the globalist, pro-eu, pro-refugee shilling.
It doesn't really represent the average german male. They might be faggots for not being open about it but in my experience over 80% of the males I talk to are actually very critical of the situation in private or at least when no girls are around.
I honestly think the ranking is
1. Sweden
2. UK
3. Germany
We might be overtaking the UK soon but despite what's going on I still rank us lower. Call me biased.
>>69505747
It is a dumb Video, but what is worse is to see how americans and other europeans react. America is full of blacks and latinos outnumber whites in some states, britain is filled with mudslims and white trash, far worse than main europe... At least germans on poll recognise their problem, but the anglos are in denial
Tl;dr the video is embarrassing, but mit worse than John Oliver or black history month videos or Captain sweden
>>69516915
But how can this be? You got Front National and based Marine Le Pen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSNYlFxcksI
>>69516476
To all these people that are angry about us taking in refugees (xD) unbelievable.
I am just 16 yeatrs old und I feel like i know more about politics and economics than 80% of the people writing the comments unter this video. Germany is sooooo happy to take in all these refugees and want to keep them here at any rate. Because of this we invest a lot into housing and german courses and that is a good thing. When we will have a strong economy again we will need as much as possible of these refugges because the germans seem to have forgotten how wonderful it is to have a family and to educate other generations.
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Into the gas
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Brazil pls kill us. (sry for mistakes i am drunk af)
>>69516855
cUcKistan
How much longer is merkel going to be in charge?
>>69517235
Meh, you pressured Japan to attack you by the means of heavy sanctions which was cutting down on their oil supply drastically. They could either attack you or lose the war in the pacific eventually. There are even detailed documents how, I think Roosevelt, was ready to suffer Pearl Harbor to get into the war on moral high ground and have the US populace motivated for it.
We still got gooked and pastad though.
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>>69515132
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU CAUSED THIS!
YOU HAD TWO EASY JOICES. BOMBING US OR JOINING US. BUT NO! YOU HAD TO BOMB US *just a little bit*. END THE JOB OR LET US BE! YOUR COUNTRYS ARE THE NEXT!
>>69517593
>I am just 16 yeatrs old
Bost boipucci>>69517593
>>69505747
>Take a good look at these legal citizens of the Bundesrepublik Deutschland in the Year 2016
>*le happy merchant appears, shaking hands with the ISIS operative*
>>69512151
As a slav in germany I can confirm that talking with most germans is pain. You are not allowed to criticise the migration bullshit or they will cry. Fucking hell, I dont see most german friends anymore and rather Hang out with other redpilled slavs. It is a fucking sad thing. There is a gay kid I know, he told me that this black mudslim scum is the future of germany. Please some body should bomb this shithole.
>>69518009
I'm sorry for ever being upset with polish, czech or russian migrants.
Now I feel nostalgic about the times my worst problem was the drunk russians partying too loud in the flat on the other side of the street and doing stunts out of the windows.
>>69517242
Oh it's you again. If it's true what you claim, my friend, we will break apart as a country sooner or later. I would rather live wit a million of loyal patriots than with 80 million of these "Nu Germans".
I'd like to remind everyone that ZDF is a public-service broadcaster financed by television license fees.
>POST YFW GERMANS ARE LITERALLY PAYING FOR THEIR COUNTRY TO BE KEKOLDED
>>69518155
Who the fuck would get mad at cheeki breeki stunts of of the window?
>>69518009
>Slavs burn down Berlin and cause germans to be complete cucks
>Slavs come back 70 Years later to make Germany great again.
>>69518009
I think most germans are just really dumb subhumans.
They work well when someone forces culture onto them from above, but left to their own devices or the jews they fail absolutely and in every aspect.
>>69518210
Move to Bavaria and secede from that tumor, bro. Let's make an Alpenfestung.
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>>69517593
Fuck sake I killed myself translating this fucking thing. Going to post the google translate version so my time doesn't feel wasted.
>All the people who were upset about it that we take refugees . Hard to believe. I'm just 16 years old and have the feeling I know more about politics and economics than 80 % of the comment writer under this video . Germany is sooo happy to take up the whole refugees CDE and want it also in all circumstances here therefore reserve is now extremely much in places and German language courses specifically for refugees and invested it right so ! know if we want to again have a strong economy in our country we need exactly these refugees and no less , as the Germans seems to be part forgotten how nice it is to start a family and to be more options
>>69517943
He quoted a German comment under that autistic satire video.
>>69518233
8 billion dollars per year. Let that sink in.
>>69508668
No you are not.
Your nation lives off global jew banking and being cucked by the USA all these years later. You're still our little bitch. We have more powerful weapons in our nigger and redneck hands then your military can own.
Lol, Germans are extinct.
>>69518321
There's always some drunk german/austrian up to translate something, don't bother next time bongo.
>>69517889
Why do Germans always side with Japan? Every single time. They attacked us by surprise. They got what they deserved.
its not our fault Japan attacked us. By this logic its your fault a muslim is raping your wife because you made him pay for gas money.
>>69517583
They have 2 MPs out of 550 (despite having recieved 25% of the votes during the last election in 2012...), 0 region presidencies (despite reaching 40% in some regions on the first round). Hollande, like the great democrat he is, chose to gie up his idea about making the legislative elections more representative, because he realized it would get the FN dozens of seats.
They only have a few mayors, and a few MPs in the Brussels Parliament.
The FN is winning the hearts and minds of the people, but two things stand in its way. The first is the efforts the system takes to preent them from winning anywhere, and the other are their own, far-left leaning economic policies, which dissuade some right-wingers from supporting them.
They likely won't win in the 2017 presidential election, though they'll surely make it to round two. Anyone facing them is bound to win, however. It will likely be Alain Juppé, a 70-years old man who has been a minister as soon as 1986, a prime minister in 1995 and a minister again under Sarkozy. The press is actually selling him as a homo novus, a symbol of the renewal of the French political class...
>>69518321
sorry bongoman
>>69516855
Germany>UK=Sweden>Belgium>France
this is my opinion, going by attitude towards muslims/refugees/free speech etc. not going by % of muslims or non europeans in the country
>>69517920
You shouldn't have let Japan attack us faggot. You declared war on us.
>>69518432
> always side with Japan
wut
>>69518311
>It's time!
>>69514561
>>democracy or glorification of the Grundgesetz
pick one
>>69505747
That was fucking awful. Confirmed yet again that Gerkeks can't into funny.
>>69507678
>needing security to be safe
literally Slavery is Freedom
>>69518582
Now THAT'S culture
>>69518321
Nah, your original translation was fine.
Some minor errors but it's perfectly clear what is being said.
FLOOD THESE KEKS RIGHT NOW AND DOWN VOTE THE VIDEO YOU STUPID GOYIM WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR.
>>69518528
We declared war on the europeans. We just sided with the reis-eaters. They were out of control, so they did pearl harbor. You just came to help your lil bitch called britain.
>>69518322
Holy shit.
Then again the kids 16. Maybe when he's older he Will have woken up.
this is so fucking bad its almost like its satire but you know its fucking real so its even worse
>>69517060
altruism is almost always motivated by self-interest, its just how humans work.
>>69518359
That's actually really fucking sad. It makes me cherish what little liberty and limited government we have left over here in the States.
Germany, I love you. Please become a country again
>>69517032
most likely yes. The pro-EU propaganda is intense overhere. Even my totally clueless sister is parroting every pro-EU phrase she hears, as she needs to know those to pass her school leaving exam....(only fascists, Nazis and GDR style communists oppose the freedom project EU etc.pp.)
Germany, I'm so sorry. Your country's done m8, Anglos win again.
>>69505747
Who needs a military anymore? Just land on someones shore screaming 'racist' until you take over.
Is there any hope? or should any remaining non-suicidal German's begin making their escape plans?
>>69518536
Every time ww2 is brought up and an america utters the word pearl harbor a German will always be there to tell us we were asking for it.
>>69518432
I don't side with them. But it's simply what you can find, if you lurk around. It's even in our normie magazines. Only if you see the attack as an isolated case, it was stupid. But your argument has some truth to it, too.
Generally we are just more positive about them, because they weren't completely useless. And Samurai are cool lel, etc.
>these fucking comments
first time i've ever regretted learning german
>>69505747
>we hold elections
>but we don't actually care who you vote for
German democracy confirmed rigged.
>>69518861
>implying we wont also get destroyed in the next few hundred years
