How confused are FBI analysts when they come to /pol/?
>>69504068
They probably shit post too.
Wasn't /b/ supposed to be modded and janitored by FBI agents?
>>69504212
i didn't know that, it'd make sense though
>>69504140
There might be threads where the upper echelons from various Western nations are calling each other retarded faggots beinh proxies.
>>69504068
Why would we need to.
/POL/ is satire
>>69504353
>beinh
how the fuck did "behind" turn into this?
They fit right in.
>shitpost
>misinformation
It's like the perfect place to fuck with people.
And if you're American, a bait-and-swat if they get hooked.
>>69504411
This guy gets it.
But I'm actually curious to know if anyone in here would be interested in meeting in real life? :-)
>>69504068
We know it's satire.
>>69504068
I often wonder how much of America's tax dollars go towards monitoring 4chan.
The FBI must have a 30 man team dedicated to just this one fucking website. Probably 3 to 5 million dollars in federal money is budgeted towards 4chan alone.
This amuses me.
>>69504212
Yeah. They took moot to court so many times over the cunts posting terrorist threats and CP, that he eventually had to turn over mod privileges.
They probably threatened to charge him for hosting the content too.
>>69504411
>/POL/
newfag detected
>>69504666
That's my dream job, mate. I just report Don't Go Threads and collect a solid paycheck for the next 40 years. I shitpost all day anyway.
>>69504645
>>69504411
/pol/ is not satire
fuck off
>>69504411
1) Checked
2) fuck off newfag
3) le satire meme
>>69504614
yes, we should
>>69504703
>>69504212
And now /b/ is nothing but trap threads and ylyl. Mission accomplished, FBI.
They don't give a shit since they're too busy making "WOULDNT IT BE GREAT IF XXX WAS ASSASSINATED" bait threads.
>>69505086
>>69505127
>>69505134
You guys clearly just don't get it /pol/ IS satire. Trust me
>>69504353
>Putin calling Merkel a retarded tranny and nigger lover while posting smug anime girls
Politics in the 3rd millennia.
>>69505393
speak for yourself, newfag
>>69504068
we're not
>>69504666
Sadly, Satan, you're probably wrong. I wish the Feds were here in force, it would give us the chance to educate them. The reality is that they are too over extended trying to monitor real threats to waste time here. The only time the feds paid 4chan any attention was when CP was rampant on /b/.
>>69504353
I'm pretty sure that Putin shitposts here in the rare cases he gets drunk.
>>69504068
>How confused are FBI analysts when they come to /pol/?
Probably not more than they are any other time.
FBI= Fuckin' Bunch of Idiots.
>>69504411
>/POL/ is satire
>/POL/
GTFO newfag we're serious as fuck about our desire for genocide
We are the collective rage of the white race expressed in one place with plenty of chan culture and lulz thrown in...
>>69505393
I'm literally in a different thread calling for the expulsion of Muslims from Europe. I'm not being satirical. This is my actual belief.
>>69504068
>implying FBI agents aren't as redpilled as us
>>69505680
>GTFO newfag we're serious as fuck about our desire for genocide
Hello CIA. /pol/ IS satire ;^)
>>69504212
Moot gave the FBI unfettered access to /b/ over 100 years ago when it was pretty much a pedo meeting place.
/b/ got pissed at the pedos shortly after that and started doxing pedos daily, pedos went away then so did the FBI. though they have asked and received access for certain threads
It isn't like they have an agent sitting in /b/ all day just hitting F5 until something bad comes up
>>69504068
Who the fuck is lazia???
>>69505567
even when CP was rampant on /b/, the FBI isn't really after individual CP shitposters on a stupid website. They go after the content creators and rings of distributors that are actively involved in child abuse. They infiltrate their circles and bust them.
>>69505796
Little do you know, that /pol/ is operating en masse according to the principles of cointelpro as we speak.
We call it /pol/intelpro.
We CIA nao
>>69505127
>/pol/ is not satire
>>69505393
why are people falling for this
>>69506301
Newfags.
I imagine that at least 80% of posting by law enforcement agents, on this particular board, is probably just general bants, an them letting off steam.
10% probably dedicated to looking out for legitimate threats, 5% of intentional misinformation, and 5% is social programing.
>they unironically think the fbi gives a shit about aboriginal storytelling forums
>>69506432
>Reprogram society by changing the opinions of the most isolated, retarded, and worthless members of it.
Nice game plan there, Fed.
>>69504068
This pic allways causes discomfort for the feds
>>69506592
Daily reminder that she physically withdrew consent by shaking her head so the man in this video is a rapist.
>>69506301
It's a forced meme perpetrated by our enemies (Milo especially), to discredit us in the face of the world.
'LOL, U DON"T GET WE JUST BING IRONIC''
>>69506432
Truth
>>69506668
speak for yourself, moron
/pol/ is the 1st Amendment in action
it's where the most courages, most curious, most intelligent people online come
There were, until fairly recently, pretty active password protected al Qaeda boards. I don't think they have one person dedicated to 4chan, let alone 30.
I heard a guy on the radio talking about right-wing terrorism and they said the FBI has hardly anyone working on it. It just doesn't represent a major threat.
Terrorism in the west from 2000-2016 as a kill count of something like:
Islamist: 5,000
Separatist: 60
Right-wing: 30
Left-wing: 20
Good one guys.
/pol/ is satire though. I been here a long time.
>>69506856
>stunning and brave
>brave and stunning
>>69505777
The new fbi is full of muslims,faggots,trannys and jews
Browsing four chan probally enrages them
>>69504068
DESU, FBI analysts are probably pretty savvy. Like most things there are probably some that are dumber than bricks, but it doesn't take more than a little lurking and basics intelligence to figure out how /pol/ works. Plus the political space /pol/ occupies existed before /pol/ took it up, so it's readily identified.
>>69504411
>>69504614
rate me please no bully
>>69504068
A bit like dis
>>69506856
*courageous
>>69506994
damn straight
>>69504212
There was a screenshot going around of someone on /b/ who claimed that they were a janitor. They said that the fbi has had unlimited access to the 4chan servers since that court case. He said they replaced all the mods with Feds and only kept a couple of the janitors. I mean it makes sense. Look at all the absolute degenerate garbage on /b/ now.
>>69504212
>>69504666
pretty sure there is some kind of automated script running that looks for picture id#s or common trends and autobans/reports anyone posting the illegal content.
Its not like there are real police officers mindlessly browsing /b/ 24/7. Unlike our mods, the police dont do it for free.
>>69504068
I'd laugh if not only the FBI posted in /pol but were now one of us.
>>69505680
>Putin shitposts here
I would so love that, world leaders talking shit about each other and no one the wiser.
>>69507255
imagine a dark room with hundreds of rare pepes and merchants pinned to the walls, that would be epic.
>>69506766
DAME, DAME~! /orgasms
>>69504068
>"Sir... ALL THE PILLS ARE RED" says the poor fool before giving a proud nazi salute
This is why they use a script. This place changes you senpai.
>>69507255
thats some funny shit anon.
>>69504212
Yes, the smiling banana is actually a forced meme from an agent.
>>69505393
Why the FBI would care about WE WUZ threads and Memes threads?
>>69506766
You have to say it twice
>>69504068
GUYS POL IS SATIRE
>WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE
I LOVE THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT AND THE FBI
>WINK WINK
I LOVE MINORITIES AND WOMEN, AND THEY ARE NOT AT ALL EVIL IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER
>NUDGE NUDGE
>>69506856
>Cowardly, close minded, mama's bois.
FTFY
>>69504068
>an FBI agent confused by the content of an imageboard a 14 year old could understand
Don't kid yourself lad.
just fyi, they hire people who have had prior knowledge of sites like these, it's not like you guys would imagine.where they walk in saying "whats a newfag".
Instead, they know how to speak to get what they want. Welcome to real intelligence.
>>69509708
How the fuck do I sign up for this shit? Seriously, I'm so down Mr. FBI man.
>>69508809
They are aware of the increasing influence of meme magic, so they are attempting to understand and harness it's power for themselves. But unlike /pol/, they will only use meme magic for evil. They are not pure of heart, and must be stopped at all costs.
>>69509708
Gee, if they were so fucking good at it, you'd figure we wouldn't have fucking terrorists JOINING THE FUCKING CIA, BETRAYING THEM, AND THEN CONTINUING TO WORK FOR THEM!
>>69509798
tl;dr talk to the right people when the position is actually open.
They have hired people just so that they can talk to other l337 h4x0rs and other newfags/agedfags/oldfags and everything in between. I may or may not have talked to an agent specifically regarding this several years ago. If I did, I probably forgot.
>inb4 i get RK0'd for speaking the truth
>>69509445
close-minded is liberal sites that censor and hide
/pol/ is a free for all. even morons like you can post
>>69507971
little red strings all connected to a giant kek
coffee cups everywhere full of cigarettes
>>69510012
>JOINING THE FUCKING CIA, BETRAYING THEM, AND THEN CONTINUING TO WORK FOR THEM!
kek
All application processes to all intelligence agencies + all clearances have become so fucking difficult after snowden fucked it up. The government was getting lowkey lax and they know it. Now you can show up to the psych testing after they think you're not a total ret, answer a question in a way they don't like, and then legally detain you for 5 hours like your worse nightmare came to life.
>>69506753
>that chest hair
I've been shitposting on 4chan most of my life, I've seen countless gore and threads deliberately posting the most disgusting images faggots could find on /b/
that chest hair has grossed me out more than any other thing I've seen, it looks like his whole chest is covered in pubes, you can fucking tell he's a turkroach.
this is enough, I'm going. I'm probably going to come back in a couple of hours and save that, but I'm done for now.
thanks you faggot.
>>69510012
Also, despite most intelligence agencies working together for a very extended period of time, they were unable to detain a person that went by the handle of tweety, who then showed up twice after they did raids involving his group to show that he still was free. The last time tweety did a post like that was 6 years ago, but that is besides the point. The fucking terrorists are starting to learn near perfect opsec, which is just a massive headache to crack.
They also like turning people on each other.
>>69508375
>>"Sir... ALL THE PILLS ARE RED" says the poor fool before giving a proud nazi salute
>>69504666
>30 man team
>3 to 5 million dollars
they've been on this site for years just to track pedos.
>>69507971
>you will never ride with the KEK patrol to remove degeneracy neighborhood by neighborhood, city by city, country by country
What a rare and yet poignant feel.
>>69510589
>>69506432
It's about 90% but yeah
>>69508809
SIGINT
>>69504068
They probably lose brain cells desu
>>69506805
No you retards it's so we don't get shut down. /new/ was shut down because people cried about racism. So /pol/ is a "satirical" board. How fucking explicit do you need it to be.
one last comment. Who would benefit the most by people shitting on the feds and claiming that they are worthless, weak, stupid, have no clue what is going on, and are effectively harmless?
1+1=2.
All I have to say.
>>69511421
I don't feel the need to hide
you're going to shut /pol/ down in order to not get shut down? kek
moot said he wouldn't shut /pol/ down again
>>69511421
>So /pol/ is a "satirical" board. How fucking explicit do you need it to be.
It's important that they know we are serious.
This is the avant-garde of this struggle.
Our enemies already consider us a joke. But they are learning to fear us.
And then faggots like you start this uber-gay forced meme that we are being ironic.
This is merely an attempt by our enemies to take out our teeth.
They will never shut us down.
