Hello Goy've... I mean Gue'Vesa.
Welcome to the Tau Empire, we will fight for ou.. The Greater Good together against the racist biggots of the empire. We want to liberate you from their biggotry.
ITT: using contemporary political discourse, explain which race would best fix the right wing hate mongering Earth.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa no.
>>69501723
Chaos. Chaos is the natural way of the universe. You're all heretic for trying to bring order out of this madness
>>69501723
tau would probably exterminate the jews because the jews wouldn't be able to infiltrate the inner circle
then try and destroy the tau but fail so they get eliminated
The Craftworld Eldar, of course. They can see years into the future.
>>69501723
>>69501723
Dark Eldar. We would be all niggers. Better learn some spirituals to sing for when you get chained.
>>69503265
Get outta here heretic. This board is protected by the the immortal God emperor
>>69504027
>>69504027
>>69504027
Imperium - Communist Dictatorship
Eldar - Right Wing, deem themselves racially superior
Tau - Socialists
Orks - Ancaps
Necrons - ???
Chaos - Ancaps
Tyranids - Social Democrats
>>69506651
the only one you got even close was the tau
>>69506781
Imperium is Essentially 1984 in the future.
>Moneyless state
>All Production is used and controlled by the state
>Citizens are subjected to mass surveillance and control
>All people under the Imperium are expected to die at the command of an Imperial officer
>Individualism is suppressed
>Group think is enforced through the Ecclesiarchy
>>69506651
Orks live in a meritocracy.
>>69507035
imperium is either so fucknig huge and lacks technology that it needs to be every government
or its a coalition of worlds bound by federal
institutions
>>69507060
>Meritorkracy
>There are mon'keigh slaves in this thread right now
Disgusted desu
>>69507383
>imperium is either so fucknig huge and lacks technology that it needs to be every government
That's like saying It's a democracy in my house because I can freely choose to eat food.
Every planet in the imperium is under the thumb of the High Lords. You can have your Republic as long as you live and die for the imperium. There's no private property in the Imperium. They just let you have it as long as they don't need it.
>Coalition of worlds bound by federal institution
bahahahaha
>>69507651
whats wrong with my second post
>>69501723
> back to /tg/
Stay in your containment board.
>>69506651
Necrons are aristocracy plain and simple. The betters rule their lesser.
>>69501723
Is that a vagina right in the middle of their eyes?
>>69506335
I like the blond version better.
>>69506651
Necrons are old school Egyptians with pharaoh and shit.
>WE WUZ ROBOTS
>>69508251
Just a secondary sexual dimorphism trait. Female t'au have some kind of Y.
>>69503265
>chaos
>you're all heretic
>you're
>all
>heretic
I have no answer to this bullshit, so I'm just going to say this.
wew lad.
wew
>>69503265
>SELL YOUR SOUL TO ACTUAL SATAN
Yeah no.
>>69506651
Imperium - Catholic space Nazis
Eldar - Racist space elves
Tau - Soviet Union if it had an economic system that actually worked
Orks - Dorks
Necrons - Robot Space (ancient) Egyptians
Chaos - Chaos
Tyranids - Appetite unbound
Lost and the damned > CSM
>>69503265
Chaos is just an allegory for modern society.
Slaanesh is the brave white children who have been indoctrinated by aging hippies to feel no shame, to never stop experimenting with ever potent drugs and debauchees sex, and exist for nothing but the thrill of hedonism.
Korne is the violent shitskin hordes who destroy our cities, rape our women, and vote Democrat.
Tzeentch is the greedy politicians who plot and scheme endlessly for its own sake, with no purpose or direction. They destroy for amusement.
And Nurgle, the worst of them all, is the people who acknowledge the decay our society is going through but embrace it. If anyone ever tells you to "enjoy the decline", that's who Nurgle represents.
Chaos wins in the end.
>>69510056
>Imperium - Catholic space Nazis
its more then that
>Eldar - Racist space elves
pretty close
>Tau - Soviet Union if it had an economic
system that actually worked
yep
>Orks - Dorks
>GROT DETEKTED
>Necrons - Robot Space (ancient) Egyptians
ill give you that
>Chaos - Chaos
k
>Tyranids - Appetite unbound
yep
>>69510056
Orks - Chavs from 1990 UK tanked up on white lightning and driving fast cars and getting into fights
>>69510457
they certainly would be khornite chaos fodder
>there are able bodied men in this thread right now that wouldn't give their lives to keep the enemy occupied while the artillery zeros in
Utterly heretical
>>69510650
not all of us are kreigsmen
>>69510457
Forgot to add: They'd also be the era of MLG gamers, boasting about 360 headshots and dank memes.
"WAAAAAAAGH GET NOSCOPED YA' GIT."
"WOT? YER NOSCOPED HIM!?"
"GORK N' MORK! GROT! GROT GET DA KAMERAAAAA!"
"OOOHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
*FOGHORNS ON TRUKKS*
>>69501723
Tau seems to be the only faction that isn't retarded.
Nationalist, single culture while allowing diversity of second class citizens. Also uses advanced technology that rivals or just beats the older races.
They're simply better than you.
>>69510735
Also mind control helmets for lesser races like vespid
>>69510735
unfortunately they go maximum fedora in a setting where gods exist
>>69510735
They literally only still exist because they have no real enemies. The Empire could annihilate them in an instant if it wasn't tied up fighting basically everyone. In fact part of the reason the Tau are able to survive and thrive is because all the major threats like Chaos are held at bay by the Empire.
>>69510925
They're immune to the "gods."
Why would they worship something that has no power over them?
>blaming incompetence on the divine
>>69510650
>>69510717
>being so suicidally dedicated you're the only regiment that needs commissars to *stop* you from assaulting
based
>>69501723
Is it bad I wanna fuck a Tau?
>>69510925
How can tau go maximum fedora to gods, when gods can literally prove they exist in 40k?
Whut.
(gork and mork best gods.)
>>69510954
>They literally only still exist because they have no real enemies.
You forgot about the plot armour.
>>69511103
>Gork and Mork
>best Gods
Now who's the best?
>>69510954
In other words the Empire is embroiled in wars with everything and actually losing territory, but we should think favorably on the Empire? The Empire is a loser, and they are physically unable to destroy the Tau because they cannot muster the strength.
>>69511231
Gork, innit. Kuz he's kunningly brutal, aint'e!?
>>69511095
U Humies an' yer zoggin dicks, stop finkin bout fackin em an FIGHT UM
>>69511231
Tha wun thas brutal but cunnin'
>>69511304
NO. YER GIT.
CUNNINGLY BRUTAL.
>>69511261
More that they couldn't overcome the plot armor that came in the form of "overwhelming ineptness."
>>69511349
BRUTAL BUT KUNNIN' DONT MEK ME STOMP YOUR 'EAD IN
>>69510954
That's kind of a thing they represent the small scale Xeno factions that the imperium's is constantly fighting
>>69511084
Not the servants of the gods
>>69511103
They're not close to any major chaos presence so they just think its crazy imperials using psychic powers
>>69511261
It's called plot, mate. Can you imagine how interesting the story would be if it was just the Empire conquered everyone and then lived in perpetual peace and glory?
>>69511642
>>69511349
>>69511304
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>>69511231
Orkz comin' soon.
https://youtu.be/cRE5vgixHNY?t=986
>>69511304
>not fucking and fighting them
Orks no.
>>69501858
first post, best post
I just want a Drow dominatrix desu senpai.
>>69511739
I'm going to have to play this at somepoint as an ork, trying to herd a gaggle of retarded russian boyz in your wartrukk is gonna be realistic as fuck.
>>69503265
>>69511970
>wanting to be a fuckboy to an edgy ass Dark Eldar
>>69511849
>click on it closer
>see it's a brony heresy icon
FIRST POST
WORST POST.
PURGE THE HERETIC
CLEANSE THE UNCLEAN
BURN THE BRONY
LEAVE NONE
Why has 4chan had such a long love affair with WH40k?
>>69512218
Oh, shit. How the fuck did I miss that kind of heresy?
>>69512306
>>69512218
>>69501858
don't talk shit about tau you gue'la fucking scum if you ever slander the good intentions of the ethereals again i'll hunt you down in my hazard suit and put a photon burst in your face before reducing you with a pair of twin linked burst cannons
fucking monkey fucking humans
>>69501723
So was the emperor just some fedora douchebag that consigned humanity to endless suffering?
Because thats what it seemed like. HURR DURR DONT USE TECHNOLOGY FROM THE TIME WHEN HUMANS LITERALLY SPREAD ACROSS THE ENTIRE GALAXY. HURR DURR ROBOTS BAD.
And another thing, why the fuck do they need the astronomicon when people could spread everywhere before without it?
>>69512533
>>69512306
You have let your mind lax.
Heresy sneaks in, if your guard is down.
Remember, your mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded.
You must remain VIGILANT of the
>BRONY
>FURRY
>LIBERAL
Threat, which lurks in every day life.
I punish you to upload your best 40K reaction image, and to watch one repeat of a Trump Rally to purify the mind.
>>69512448
That's better.
>>69512533
But I just wanna fuck them?
>>69512574
that's not the emperor that's the regent lord of terra
>>69512574
>heresy
>sneaking into MY mind
>>69506651
Necrons were awesome when they were mindless harvesting machines under the command of the C'Tan
They're shit now all that was retconned and their backstory rewritten
>>69503265
get em out
OUT OUT OUT
>>69513027
this. they were spooky as fuck when they were introduced
>>69501723
Fuck off. Commander Farsight and his enclave are the true Tau!
