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2016 Great American Chimpout 4-1-2016
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At least 500,000 gibsmedats will lose their SNAP benefits tomorrow for failing to meet the SNAP program requirements to at least work part time or be in a job training program. This is only the first wave of cut-offs as well and the number of total people removed from SNAP is expected to spike in to the millions. How bad is it going to get /pol/? Im scared

https://www.rt.com/usa/337926-americans-food-stamps-benefits/
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>>69500523
500,000 chimps are going to really snap tomorrow
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>>69500640
Birst bost best bost.
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>>69500640
They will go back to poking termite nests and eating termite larvae.

No more Kool-aid and KFC
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>>69500523
Let it begin already
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>>69500523
I wonder how long until we hear about all the millions of poor niggers and spics who will literally be starving because of this (even though they have the highest rates of obesity). I wonder how this will be blamed on whites, I bet the libs will get creative this time.
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This should be kekworthy
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>>69500523
>to at least work part time or be in a job training program.

The requirement is only that they work, volunteer, or go to school for at least 20 hours a week. Who the fuck can't manage this?

And don't say muh disabled people, because they're already on SSD. We're talking specifically for food stamps here.
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>>69500523
OH SNAP!
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http://youtu.be/7TRxbFv7Jxc

>herd dey cuttin off welfare
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>>69500523
Holy shit. You're going to have a real Nigger crime wave soon. Arm yourselves. Blacks are savage beasts.
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>>69500523
Chick I know was bitching about being cut off a while back. One of the things she told me was
>I have to buy groceries with my own money now!
As an idea, I don't think welfare programs are /bad/, but they're so abused and there's no real oversight, so I can't support them. Plus, the people who most need them usually can't get them, like struggling middle class families.
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>be disabled, on snap
>see this
>only for niggers that aren't employed
kek
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Thank you based snappy chan
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i wonder if this is actually a russian april fools
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>>69501334
>>I have to buy groceries with my own money now!

god forbid
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How the hell could they let this happen?
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>>69501334
>struggling middle class families
>oh no, can't buy food because I spent my paycheck on two car payments and meth
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>>69501485
Pretty much my reaction too.
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>not being paid to be lazy and poor
>'MAH CIBIL RIGHTS IS BEIN' VI-HO-LAYTED'
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>>69500523
Great news..now we can take care of our vets
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I gots me a new jobs
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>>69501485
Money is a cultural appropriation,
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>>69501537
>Being this disconnected from reality.
It's the middle class family being taxed to hell and propping up this country.
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>>69501139
im not defending the chimps bro, im all for the SNAP cuts. The reason those original rules were suspended in 2008 was because of the recession and abysmal job prospects. Now that things are turning around a little and tons of people are hiring, the requirements are being reinstated. I support this 100% and have no idea how you could have become confused about it.
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>>69500523
New York City will burn for this
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>mfw they can't take away my obamaphone
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>>69501537
dont forget lottery tickets
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>>69500523
Aprils fools
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>>69501783
>Now that things are turning around a little and tons of people are hiring
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>>69501911
Check
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>>69501911

Nice

now check these
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>>69501911
impressive dubs
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>>69502001
I think this may be legit.
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>>69501783
>things have turned around and people are hiring
In what universe do you live?
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>>69501911
WEW lad
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>>69501911
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>>69501911
confirmed, phasers set to doubles commander
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>>69501783
sorry, i didn't mean for that to come across as pointed at you

just the article in general
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>>69500523

Hillary plot to up the percentage of politically active dindus.
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>>69500523
Well shit. Guess I need to modify my budget to include much more ammo.
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>obama removes welfare
>shillary promises welfare
>chimps vote hillary
>liberals vote hillary
>poor people votes hillary
Trump BTFO
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Ahahahaha this is a good day
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Shouldn't be a problem.
Think of all those jobs that Obama helped to create.
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>>69502282
come on....i went to a strip mall the other day and literally every shop has a sign up saying they are hiring. Every target, home depot and lowes in my area is hiring. Costco is hiring. These are all great job opportunities for entry level work by undeducated adults who make up a majority of SNAP beneficiaries.
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>>69502606
Blacks shouldn't have to work because of slavery.
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Assuming they help people find ways to volunteer there is literally no reason to oppose this.
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>>69501911
9/11 too
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>>69502731
well, if they wuz kyangz and shit they werent they the original slave owners? Maybe we should apologize to them for culturally appropriating slavery?
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Maybe it's some elaborate April Fools joke?
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Just the beginning.

The welfare state is completely unsustainable.

What do you think will happen when it falls apart and the government can't buy peace by bribing the underclass with welfare?

The riots will probably be the worst the country has ever seen.
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>>69502832
You wouldnt risk a chimpout of this magnitude with a joke
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working to receive benefits is welfare for the employer

job training is good though
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>>69502282
I know tons of companies that are hiring. My company took an entire year to fill a data analyst spot that didn't require a college degree, paid $15 an hour (in the Midwest so decent) and provided full benefits.

Anyone actually looking can find something decent.
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>>69502832
Nah its a democrat plan to keep power.
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>>69501139
Niggers, who don't do shit, and spics, who work under the table.
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>>69502788
>nice
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>>69502858
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>>69501028
>I wonder how this will be blamed on whites, I bet the libs will get creative this time.

they don't even need a 'how'. All they need to do is say WHITE MAN KEEPIN YOU DOWN
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>>69500523
I always wondered why McDonald's was bringing in fully automated stores.
They just dodged mass armed robberies tomorrow
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>>69500523
lol, this is interesting. One way to keep the peons from rioting is to keep them fed. Take it away and the facade of stability crumbles.
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>>69502731
you need more creativity on your shitpost Australia
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>>69502943

True. We desperately need about 3-4 people right now and aren't even getting applications from people.

Niggers don't want to work, and neither do young kids.
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>>69502832
damn near everything for the last 3 days and the next week is going to be riddled with "THIS IS JUST APRIL FOOLS RIGHT"
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>>69502898

Yes I would. Hell, I'd say the chimpout would be the joke itself.
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>>69503184
Good for us though, because worker scarcity usually leads to higher wages.
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They cant do this wtf this is a shoa. Children will starve ffs.
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>>69500523
Time to see niggers and lazy whities all over the streets trying to protest to get more gibs.

Thanks, Obama! :^)
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>After Kansas brought back work requirements in 2013, the number of people receiving assistance dropped by 20,000, but their incomes rose 127 percent
Well at least it works with white people.
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>>69502788

illuminati confirmed
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>>69500523
It's not going to be that bad
500k is a drop in the bucket not to mention it's only the people who recieve the lowest amount of benefits so they have no kids.
These people aren't going to riot they prolly live with their senpai anyway
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What if this encourages people to go out and seek employment so that they can support their families without government assistance? This could be good guys
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>>69500523
Please tell me this is real and not an April fools joke. The chimpout will be epic
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>>69503184
Where and what ye hiring for
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>>69501216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5UJXMQ7_RQ

> we apostu go brok die? starvin
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Yeah, yeah, I know it's about recipient to population count ratio.

But most of these people are going to be white.
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I live in the middle of the woods with my nearest neighbor a mile away, i'm ready for the riots!
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>>69501139
Im beez 2 buzy. I bee standin in line for cheze an Obama fone an sheet.
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>>69500523
every time i go to the grocery store, someone in line is using food stamp card, and driving the cost of what I buy with cash up, fuck these moochers, these programs are for people who are really struggling. I see so many women on these who most likely get thousands from their ex husbands each month.
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>>69503184
Where are you and what do I need to get this job?
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>>69500523
Please PLEASE be real.
Let the free ride end.
>gibsme dat muh fugga bix noods muh dick
>alright jamal, but first you have to dig this irrigation trench along these crops. And if you don't do it, you won't get any money
>shieeet muh fuggin rayciss honkey bix noods muh fuggah -grunts and slobber- white man keeping brutha down -grunt-
>what the fuck ever, jamal. Either dig the ditch or go hungry
>shiiiieeeet
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>>69503765
No shit. I have Hot Dogs and they get free fuckin steak.
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>>69502606
that's odd. i see many strip malls with no shops actually in them
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>>69503992

you do realize you can buy real food for what the price of hot dogs are right?

make better choices
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Guys, this isn't funny. After tomorrow I won't be able to feed my wife and her son. Shame on all of you for laughing at people who are gonna starve.


I don't know what to do.
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>>69500523
Do you know why this is coming about and who it affects? Its easy.
California gave out free divers licenses to illegals and made a emergency law allowing them to vote too.

Which means
>This person is illegal.
>They are getting benefits illegally.
>Fuckem.

In other states they did something similar, trying to round them up, if they wont leave, fine, but they wont get hand outs either.
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>>69504150
Get a job, nigger
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This happened in Georgia a few years ago when there was a simple computer malfunction and the electronic deposits were delayed for a couple of days:

https://youtu.be/Ufk7IXdxc-c

how bad do you think it's going to be when these people realize they're completely shut off
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>>69500523
Why would they choose to use a picture of a person who is wearing a McDonald's uniform, and thus is likely meeting the requirements required to continue receiving food stamps?
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Whose fault is this? Obama's? Surely they would have to pin this on Obama?
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>>69504132

Hot dogs are some of the cheapest shit you can buy

obviously not very good for you, but cheap
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>>69501028
>poor niggers and spics
You white people white cuck
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>>69504150
>and her son

I caught it, and I appreciate your work.
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>or enroll in a job-training program for 20 hours a week or more.

I don't see the issue, you need to do that shit here to receive benefits when you're healthy. Why wouldn't they accept this?
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>>69504242
>wife and son
>nigger
It's either bait or a spic.
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>>69502731
You're shaming your fellow countrymen. Subtlety and creativity is the key to shitposting Kangaroo Jack.
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So, the niggers who largely benefit for these social programmes like Obama despite these cuts in welfare. Christ, I don't like welfare queens but are niggers really this fucking stupid?
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>>69504420
It's bait, but I'm bored
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>>69504111
fair enough....a lot of it is going to depend on where I live vs where you live. There are some abandoned strip malls around here as well but what I said earlier is still accurate. Giant Eagle (retail food), Kroger (retail food), Meijer (retail food), Home Depot, Lowes, Costco, Cabellas, Wal-Mart, 3 United Dairy Farmers locations nearby, 2 Marathon Gas Stations, Old Navy, Bath and Body Works, Yankee Candle, Raising Canes, 2 Burger Kings, 3 Wendys, 2 'fine dining restauraunts', 1 gastropub are all within about a 15 minute drive of my house and they are all hiring. That doesnt even count office/professional tier positions that are available around my area.
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>>69501751
>college campus in one post
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>>69500523
Time to bring in the tanks like they did in detroit
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>>69500523
>posting russian propaganda site
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I'm ready.

Actually I was expecting this to happen in February, but I guess it was delayed.
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my cynical side says congress will hold an emergency meeting to give niggers their payouts.
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>>69501911
checked
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>>69504150
Exit 4chan.

Open new tab.

Search for jobs on Google.

Apply. Spell words correctly on application.

Call to see if they received.

Clean self. Go to interview. Be polite.

If you fail, repeat.
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>>69504587
What's your preferred propaganda site?
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>>69500523
>April 1st

Anon...
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>>69500523

500k out of almost 50 million.

Literally a joke.
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>>69501028
I'm just waiting for news reports of niggers stealing truckloads of frozen wings & the inevitable KFC murders
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>>69503440
i like how they try to frame this as a bad thing with the "but" there
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>>69502788
>>69504633
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>>69500523
>reminder there are currently over 100 federal welfare programs right now.
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>>69501139
You underestimate how lazy niggers are
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>>69500523
>SNAP program requirements to at least work part time or be in a job training program

What the fuck is wrong with this? The government provides "free" job-training programs! Just show up and pretend to take some notes, at the least!
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so this coupled with the democracy spring thing is going to mean another balitmore?
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>>69504863
no it isnt
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>>69504484
America is pretty big place, it won't change uniformly. All the strip malls near me have gone from 8+ store open in the early 2000s to 5 or less and at least one shop closes every few months. We have always been a poor area so I doubt it'll get better very soon.
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>>69501139
>And don't say muh disabled people, because they're already on SSD

People on SSD have to apply for and receive SNAP separately from their disability payments. Although I suspect that they will be exempted from this new work requirement, and so their SNAP benefits won't be affected.
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>>69504943
oy gevalt
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>>69500523
>April Fools
Its just a prank bro, just a prank.
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>TFW I am one of those people

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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>>69502051
Get out of the city and do manual labor.
Oh look you have hundreds of 15$ an hour full time jobs to choose from.
If you're poor and live in the city you are choosing to live in poverty and deserve no sympathy.
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>>69502606
>>69502943

What state do you guys live in?
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HEADLINES COME MAY:

RECORD NUMBER OF CHIMPS GETTING JOBS.
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>>69504670
sorry juan, you're still gonna starve
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>>69505029
Yeah, they're exempt from this new law. It actually specifies "abled-bodied" people
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>>69504633
WITNESSED
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>>69505029

SNAP recipients on SSDI/SSI Disability aren't losing benefits.

Eat shit, and feel free to pay more taxes. Need my COLA this year.
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>>69500523
> be at work
> me and a buddy at lunch in lunchroom
> worked together for last 6 years friends for 10
> he says why does your wife work?
>I say the extra money helps
> he says dude just get on SNAP
> I say no way man
> tells me his wife applied they have been getting 1800 a month for food
> I grab his lunch
> he says WTF man
>I said fuck you I paid for this I'm eating it
> he thinks I'm kidding until I start eating it
> he gets pissed and leaves
>after work he asks if we hanging out Saturday
> I tell him Fuck off I don't hang out with welfare niggers

Lost a friend of 10 years that day
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>>69502943

At my company, for non-degreed positions, we usually have to fire 3-4 people before we find somebody decent. The ones with degrees are worse because they don't feel validated enough getting a 40k starting salary fresh out of school that they borrowed out the ass for.
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>>69500640
Aaaawwwww SNAP! Niggas finna snap cuz they aint gots no mo Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program... Like dis nigga done snapped on dat 1stPostBestPost!
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>>69505156
What jobs? You mean civil unrest and crime because people still need to eat, costing us billions more than simply feeding people?
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>>69505261
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
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>>69500523
This is exactly what I need to cement my grip on the minority vote. I'm going to say the republicans did it and that Trump will make it worse.

I can't lose!
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>>69500523
I live in Florida. We all pack heat here.
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>>69504637
>Call to see if they received.
Just give them a firm handshake!
but seriously that comes off as desperate and it's unwanted. if they want you they'll call.
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>>69505261
That happened
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>>69505364
So what you're saying is we should give into terrorists if that saves money.
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i remember this shit. where snap shut down for a few days, niggers chimped like a volcano eruption. it will be glorious when niggers cause martial law, like they did in detroit.
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>>69505261
Are you fucking autistic?
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>>69501537
What the fuck do you even consider to be middle class? Those are not normal finance issues.
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>>69501537
It's often better to be in "poverty" in America than it is to be on the lower end of the middle class. Here's why:

Income below poverty-level:
-No income tax
-Food stamps
-Free or heavily subsidized medical care via Medicaid
-Free or heavily subsidized housing via Section 8 vouchers
-Other miscellaneous local programs, such as access to food banks, subsidized bus and subway passes, free school lunches, etc...

Once you add all this up, people who have poverty-level income actually "make" enough to put them in the middle class. Meanwhile, people who make too much to qualify for these things have to pay for all this stuff out of pocket.

And all of these benefits are lifetime entitlements, meaning that you can keep them as long as your income stays below a certain level. It incentivizes people not to work and not to take on more responsibilities, promotions, better jobs, etc...
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>>69505364
>let them hold your society hostage under threat of civil unrest if we don't give them free money

heh, appeasement works
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>>69501911
>operator
>get me doubles
>1911

I like this post a lot
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>Growing up.
>Be white.
>Dad loses his job cause they went to China.
>Cant afford nothing.
>Wear tore cloths that adults wear "mom would stitch them together, but when you are 10 wearing a size 48 pants, fuck come on man."
>Everybody makes fun of me, only get food when I am at school or grandmothers.
>Often steal from school cafe, extra milk, extra bread, food.
>Parents constantly apply for benefits from the government but get denied.
>No help what so fucking ever.
>Go visit friends house.
>His fridge is packed.
"how do you have so much food."
>His dad laughs " CAUSE WE BLACK"
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>>69500523
>this will cause Bernie to win
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>>69505611
US needs more of this, honestly. Japan has no fatties because they shame fatness. If we shamed welfare abuse we could lessen that too.
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>>69500523
Right before elections....as if it was planned...
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>>69503742
Dat gubmint cheez an shit.
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>>69505261
>shooting your guide to the underclass in the head

Sure hope you know what youre doing there, bub
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>rt

Fucking get a better source.
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>>69505261
>things that actually happened
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>>69505843
It was planned. Years ago, but Congress decided to delay it until this year because the job situation was so bad.
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>>69503545
>>69504610
>>69504717
>>69504871

This is only the start of the cuts. You can read up here about the full plans for SNAP
http://www.cbpp.org/research/food-assistance/house-2017-budget-plan-would-slash-snap-by-more-than-150-billion-over-ten
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>>69505605
I don't think people with kids are getting denied and all of those SNAP niggers have broods.
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>>69501913
and cable TV with the full sports package

MUH HOOPS
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>>69505432
If niggers do chimp out it'll help Trump.
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Niggers starving to death. It's like a dream come true.
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>>69506111
Trips Checked
>but Congress decided to delay it until this year because the job situation was so bad.

Its not much better now...summer is going to be hot
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>>69505867

Greentexter not so smug when robot steals his current job and immigrants ensure he can't get a new one.
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>>69506113
>Rosenbaum
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>>69500523
This is what happens in a socialist economy.

Capitalism gives great growth and prosperity but then this inevitably begets socialism.

The ridistribution and massive programs only continue until they run out of money.

We are witnessing this right now. Nobody wants SNAP and Welfare and Food Stamps to run out of money but guess what....

This will devolve until massive cuts occur and people are forced to work again or until a new administration fixes this.
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>>69502606
Those stores only hire idiots. I pity anyone with actual work ethic who gets hired there, you will literally do the work of 5 people whole bimbos stabs around chatting.
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>>69501759
NEET virgins have no idea how much it costs to live outside mommies basement.
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>>69506226
for a sec I thought it would help democrats but then I realized everyone on SNAP is already voting democrat.
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>>69506580
>whole bimbos stabs around chatting.
ya fuck stupid illiterate people
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>>69500523
This is going to be blamed on whitey and how we don't take care of our pets.
PETA is going to get involved mark my words.
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>>69506580
Lets be frank...a majority of the people on SNAP probably are not educated past the high-school level and some are probably lucky to even be High school graduates or GED holders. Those jobs are the only ones available to them because of their stupidity or horrible life choices. Id made another comment where I explained it more and mentioned that I had intentionally omitted professional/office jobs because most SNAP recipients probably would not be qualified for those positions
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>>69506583
This must be that famous liberal projection I keep hearing about....

nice ad hominem btw. Do you communicate solely in fallacies and non-arguments?
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>>69505803
>If we shamed welfare abuse we could lessen that too.

I don't know. How can you shame those who lack the capacity for such emotions? In my experience, people who abuse the system don't believe they're doing anything wrong. They believe they're entitled to it. They "gots to get" what's theirs.
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>>69503184
>we're paying $8/hour, the job is 15 hours a week maximum, and the hours change from week to week
>also it says on our job posting that you need five years of experience and at least a bachelor's degree
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>>69504560
>retirement.jpg
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>>69507108
>five years of experience and at least a bachelor's degree
>we're paying $8/hour,
If you want to give me your Human Resources telephone number I can tell them I think I found your companies hiring problem
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>>69501751
How's the polisci class going? Exams soon?
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>>69507330
>If you want to give me your Human Resources telephone number I can tell them I think I found your companies hiring problem
Don't bother--they already know that all millennials are lazy and don't want to look them in the eye and give them a firm handshake!
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>>69502943
My employer (a nationwide tree company) is always looking for people. Someone with no skills needed for the job will usually be started at 13-15 an hour,with a 45 hour work week. Comes with medical/dental,and a so-so 401k. But it's actual work,so we have a hell of a time filling all the spots.
Mfw our management is desperate to hire women and blacks for their diversity quotas,but our crews are 98% whites and Mexicans. In a part of the country with few Mexicans.
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>>69507597
dangerous? depite popular misconceptions, niggers hate being up in trees. Thats why they came down in the first place....kek
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>>69502898
>chimpout of this magnitude
Kek
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It's gonna be a comfy happening tomorrow.
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>>69505348
>>69502943
>>69503184

>le lazy muh lenny-als

Where the fuck are you guys that new graduates are turning down your job offers of over 40,000 a year?

I busted my fucking ass to find work after college, and didn't get a single call back except from my first job - $8/hr in music retail. Then I "traded up" to $14/hr as a box bitch in manufacturing.

If you have $40k/yr fucking tell me where to apply and I will. I just want to buy a house and start a family. You guys are massive fucking liars (like all boomers) or failing to advertise your openings to job searchers.
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>>69500847
Oh man I forgot about that shit
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>>69500523
this is amazing, but how is it happening with obamgo
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>>69500523
41
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>all of these fags shitposting about their employer allegedly not being able to find hires
>every single person I know can't find a job that isn't similar to >>69507108

give me a break
either you guys live in bubbles and your anecdotal evidence is not representative of anything, or you're fucking lying

given that this is 4chan, I'm betting that you're all just fucking lying or exaggerating
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>>69500523
Did obama do this? Please god tell me that he did.
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wait you can get benefits and not be looking for a job? lol then whats the point in getting a job when the goverment takes care of you
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>>69507968
You need to git gud at life Paco.
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>>69505626
I grew up in a section 8 ghetto it's awful
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Make sure your phones are fully charged so you can catch any nigger shenanigans on video and share.
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>>69500523
>MFW living in 97% white rural county.

>let it burn
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it's going to be like the first 20 minutes of 2001 all over again
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>>69508038
>people don't know how this shit works even here
The president of the United states is not a king and they ultimately do not hold that much power.
You can't veto shit forever if Congress is overwhelmingly in favour.
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>>69508308
Yeah. I have a friend who is on welfare and all he has to do is prove he is looking for jobs. Which means he opens of classifieds, picks the first three places and sends a resume to them and he keeps doing nothing.
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>>69508120

I'll bet they genuinely believe it but they're boomer middle managers only believing what their HR departments are telling them. This is the root of all H1B abuse.

>We have posted this opening to sweep floors on all the job boards and interviewed several candidates with sixteen years sweeping experience and PhD's in broom engineering & design. They're all asking for benefits and respectable wages/salaries.
>but none of them are qualified for the job, we have no choice but to hire pajeet and carlos at 3.00/hr

Boom. H1B.

The company saves money and then gets to slave drive the H1B hires with a big sword over their heads of always being able to deport them back home.
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>>69501911
Witnessed!!!
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>>69500523
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>>69500523

brb, selling KFC and Kool-Aid shares.

But seriously, this could get interesting!

Niggs get hungry, can't afford cigarettes and drugs. Dindus start stealing and ritoting even more. Spring warmth makes nigs more active, Obama can't handle the chimpouts, strong man Trump will get all white votes because niggers niggering, and also the black vote (criminals cant vote) because not criminal nignogs are smart enough to understand that they want a job.

TRUMP 2016!
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>>69501783
>All these people hiring
Not me fag I'd rather be dead than hire a nigger.
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>>69501911
>911
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>>69505348


Low end middle management here. Results are the same. Of maybe 4 or 5 people we interview, 1 will make it through that part of the process. Of those who make it through the first step, maybe 1 in 4 will make it on the job for more than a week. It's so bad I struggle to remember new employees names. It's tough to hear "entry level position for 10 an hour?! No thanks" over and over. Anyone with decent skills and a brain is already long out of our pool except rare exceptions.

Corporations are fucking retarded. Upper management are literally some of the dumbest most useless people you can meet. They care absolutely nothing about the company, quality of work, and even profit. Their bonuses are all they give a shit about. Training new hires runs my dept about 400 a hire, all things included. And we go through 25 or 30 a year. So...math tells me a 2 an hour raise to retain workers would be far far cheaper, but...
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>>69501911
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>>69504243
A cult classic
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>>69508491
>I grew up in a section 8 ghetto it's awful

I agree that project-based public housing can be awful. But HUD is moving away from project-based public housing and towards voucher-based public housing.

With one of these housing vouchers, you can find a private landlord in a privately-owned, market-rate building. You pay a very small percentage of your income, and the government picks up the rest. That's why you can often find poor blacks living in beautiful apartments in desirable cities while not really working. The government subsidizes their market-rate apartment. It pretty glorious for them. Hence why they never want to lose their voucher by finding a well-paying job.
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We don't all speak in ebonics, idiots
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>>69509257
>With one of these housing vouchers, you can find a private landlord in a privately-owned, market-rate building. You pay a very small percentage of your income, and the government picks up the rest.
So instead of trashing public housing that the government made, they trash actual good houses instead, neat.
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>>69500523
>More than 500,000 Americans receiving food stamp benefits will no longer qualify for them beginning on April 1

BEST.

APRIL.

FOOLS.

EVER.
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>>69504243
LISA (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((SHEKELL)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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>>69500640

Fuck em! They're being offered FREE JOB TRAINING and they're turning it down? It's a free fucking education and they're saying no?? I can't understand it at all. They deserve NOTHING at this stage. Let them die of hunger.
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>>69505515
No it doesn't. My current job lost my application. If I hadn't have called I would never have been hired.
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>>69503184
Maybe young kids aren't applying because they don't have 5 years experience as a knob polishers?
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>>69509508
but das racist mane.

I bet bernie and hillary will take advantage of this the moment it breaks.
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>>69500523
According to my tax return I qualify for $30 in snap cards.

I never used food stamps before. Should I give it a try?
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By the way, everyone who says this is a joke, I got this in the mail the other day.

I've worked full time since graduating college, and while I don't qualify for EBT benefits, they don't actually check to see whether or not the information you submit is factual, so I was clearing $1,200 a year in free food. It was like a tax rebate. It was good while it lasted.
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>>69503742


>random rumble post

Tasted military ration canned cheese once.

Was a private just finished on my numbers.

Found the cans in a NATO marked crate,
while looking for a bite in a makeshift canteen.

Damn thing had been canned for good a twenty years, expiry date was eighteen years overdue.

Got me some bread and opened the can.
No foul smell, no maggots, no nothing.
Only a solid yellow mass of what seemed to be condensed butter.

Cut some out with a bit of effort and tasted it.
Was not great on the taste.
But made me feel full.
Weird. Anyway.
Bet even the blackfolk wouldn't touch that.
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>>69502943
thats pretty good. But relocating is very difficult for a lot of families.
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>>69501911
>1911

Im ready. Release the chimps
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>>69509776
30 is an alright steak that you can treat yourself to once whenever your card recharges.
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>>69500523

They're not going to permanently lose their benefits they're only being suspended for a month for their first noncompliance offense, three and six for subsequent noncompliance. Source: I am white trash.
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>>69501911
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>>69509776
This guy has the right idea.>>69510085
Or if you have a Papa Murphy's, that shit is pretty damn tasty and they accept EBT.
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>>69505261

Good job anon. I admire men of principle
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>>69505611
>Are you fucking autistic?

Dude, we make the exact same amount of money 45K both have 2 kids, my wife works part time to help out but still be home to take the kids to and from school and my former friend is a fucking leech and LITERALLY using MY money to buy HIS food.

So yeah I guess if not wanting to be associated with a leeching slug is autistic I guess i am autistic...
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>>69509889
>Bragging about welfare fraud

Good for your, I guess. This is probably why communism and socialism always fails: humans are inherently selfish and self-interested.
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>>69510130
see my other post. CBPP is projecting 125 billion in cuts to SNAP over the next 10 years
http://www.cbpp.org/research/food-assistance/house-2017-budget-plan-would-slash-snap-by-more-than-150-billion-over-ten
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>>69510311
Just doing my part to hasten the collapse of the welfare state, my man. Not like I don't pay enough fucking taxes already.
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>>69504243
"It's supposed to have $1050 on it..."
Holy shit. I need to quit my job, get gender reassignment and spit out 6 kids.
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>>69505611

You're the fucking cancer, u welfare stealing nigger. If you're not taking it, you're enabling it with your attitude. Get your nigger paws off my wallet
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>>69501911

check this 2 m80
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>>69500523
> .rt.com

at least consume american made brainwashing you cucks.
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>>69510085
>>69510235
ah sweet thanks guys. I have a part time job and study during the day so $30 a week? or month? I gotta check what it says. But yeah that might be pretty sweet. I'd buy legit groceries though. It's difficult to buy meat/produce on my current budget.
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>>69510263

You're not autistic. That anon's an idiot. You did the right thing. I'd buy you a beer if I could.
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APRIL FOOLS LOL
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>>69510388
>Not like I don't pay enough fucking taxes already.

How is it that you pay federal (and presumably state) taxes, but also qualify for SNAP? Isn't there any kind of cross-referencing between the two administering government departments.

IE, they look up your social security number and see that you declared substantial income on your taxes, thereby making you ineligible to receive SNAP benefits.
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Notice anything?
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>>69510604
Do you think he actually ripped someone's lunch away from them and ate it, to prove a point?

Stop enabling retards who tell absurd stories to look cool on /pol/
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>>69510562
Thirty a month more than likely, since you get it based on your SS number once a month.
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It's the first of the month
Get on and get up
So cash your check and-bust

Stupid nigs. Serves them right.
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>>69510718
oy veyyy, goyim!

gib more food stamps for these poor oppressed POC you racist.

t. shekell
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>>69501139
People who work doing illegal shit. Drug dealers pimps and prostitutes. Etc
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>>69510883
Dealing drugs is a pain in the ass tbqh.
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>>69510715
Florida doesn't have a state income tax, but I do pay federal taxes, of course. I make about 42k annually.

The system is broken. Welfare fraud is ubiquitous here, and I assume in most other places.

If niggers are going to abuse the system and not work or pay taxes, then I'm going to abuse the system as well.
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>>69500523
>Bay Area fag here
>Had white friend who was poor
>has wife and two kids and were evicted from their apartment because of a fire in the unit
>he goes to welfare office to looking for temporary housing voucher or food stamps
>walks in, takes number, sits down
>only white person in waiting room
>only man in waiting room
>finally gets called up
>fat black lady state worker at desk
>"Sir, you are a healthy white male, you're going to have to go find yourself a job."
>friend ok.png

It's all a sick joke at this point.
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>>69500523
Wait a second, people working for food stamps?
Fucking lol, how wage earnes are supposed to compete with hordes of those pseudo-slaves and prison labour?
Feel great to be australian and don't have to put up with that bullshit.
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Will the dindus kill each other over jobs now? What a time to be alive and white. Best April ever!
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The funny part is that there's not even enough training facilities to support the vast number of people.

It's most able-bodied, single males that will be affected. The negroid females with 8 kids will still receive 1,200 per month.
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>>69505515
Nope, they love that shit. It says that you care about the job.
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>>69509424
You can bet how much the tenants who actually work for a living must feel.
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What states dey talkin' bout. Here we ain't losin' shit!
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>>69500523
Yeah I saw that earlier, God bless America.
How many dindus will get shot violently claiming benefits tomorrow across Dindu City? 1,4,5,10, 100 ? My bet is 50 dindus will try to get steal benefits and get shot.
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turn niggers into dog food
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Let's see..
If I get checked (dublets) on this post, god, deffo, doesn't exist.

1904
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But think of the negative impact this will have on the economy! Some supermarkets in poorer ares rely heavily on food stamps.
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>>69511503
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>>69510971
Not if you do it right. I sell to a select few people, usually only a couple of ounces and I've known them my entire life, so I leave it on the counter, they go in, leave the money and leave while I'm at work. Shits easy and nets me an extra 2k a month.
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