You sit in your living room waiting for pizza you ordered 40 minutes ago. You hear the bell, open the door and see this friendly lookin' fella with your pizza and blood on his sword. He says
>Salam aleykum, as a member of sharia police I had to make sure that your pizza is halal. I shall open the box right now and if I find any haram stuff down there I will chop your head off, inshallah! Also, that'll be 19.99 plus tip.
He then proceeds to open the pizza box. What do you do?
shoot him in the fucking face then eat my pizza
>>69500376
fpbp
>>69500151
Tell him he's obviously not a Muslim because he has a Turban on his head.
>>69500151
Uh ok
>sikh
>ever being a mudshit
That's a Sikh you dipshits.
If anything he'd be asking for volunteers to fight back the Sharia tide and gives you the pizza for free.
OP is a faggot,
>>69500151
Tell him my pizza is ten minutes late, and damn straight there will be pork on my pizza so go grab my sword, got to make it interesting for police
>sikh
>not the most based allies to employ in the next crusade
>>69500151
>Sihks are professional Kebab-removers
>Their entire culture is to integrate into other societies, not become a nuisance
The stereotype about Pollocks being retarded really is true, huh?
Educate yourself:
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/28/sports/hockey/chak-de-goal-a-punjabi-show-draws-new-hockey-fans.html?_r=0
>>69500151
Tell him how much I enjoyed the video for Tunak Tunak Tun.
not worry because i don't put any fucking meat on my pizza. The damn thing is already covered in fat, why do you need to put some disgusting sausage on it
>>69502323
Why is the person who took this wearing UCP camo?Member of the US Army?
>>69500151
>that one polish shitposter that creates the same thread every day
why do people do this?
I ask him why he looks like a Sikh
I turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>69502477
They're called ACU's shitlord
ITT:Veggie or GTFO
That's a Sikh.
>>69502936
UCP is the camouflage pattern's name.ACU is an abbreviation for Army Combat Uniform.
>>69500151
welcome Sikh brother. join us in the expulsion of muslim slime
>>69500151
Shoot him before he sees the sausage
>>69500151
Just the tip?
That's the wrong cheese pizza. I was waiting for my bride!
>>69500151
Open VATS and aim for the head with my revolver.
>>69500151
Tell him my first wish is for tips to be abolished, my second wish is for infinite pizza & my final wish is for the instant genocide of all mudslimes. Then watch as he fulfills my 3 wishes gleefully as sikhs aint mudslimes my friendo
>>69501379
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>>69503076
holy shit reddit is shilling us
>>69500151
He is Sikh
Would shoot him anyway because of the annoying Anglo muh bro-tier meme.
>>69500151
>Point out to poor confused bro here that he's a sikh, not a muslim.
>Gently take his sword and help him to a seat.
>Wait patiently for him to begin his story.
>>69500151
Grab the AR15 that's on brackets above the door and empty my 40 round clip.
Than eat my mushroom and olive pizza.
One second let me get my wallet and quran.
Give the signal
15 Musketmen burst out from behind the sofa armed with rifles and we all should god save the queen and fire.
>>69500151
Nah fuck off, no tip for you.
sikhs are bro-tier
TOP LAUGH m89
Are you implying that I ever answer the door UNARMED????
>>69500151
He's probably here to kill me because I'm Muslim
>>69500151
>What do you do?
Wonder why a sikh is role playing as a muslim while delivering pizza since it is March and not Halloween.
>>69500151
"That's a good one my Sikh friend. Here's a big tip for being brotier, and keep removing those kebabs."
>>69504176
>clip
>>69500151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCPIMYgLwC8
Is cheeze pizza halal?
When he sees the ham and pineapple on my pizza he will realize what a maniac i am and leave quietly
>>69504444
>t. Sanjeep
>>69500151
Why is a Sikh in the "Shariah Police"? Would be my first question you dumb fuck.
>>69500151
That's a Sihk, you fucking retard. Sihks are based kebab removers.
>>69504644
Only correct answer ITT
>>69500151
I always have at least my .38 in my pocket when I answer the door desu.
>*unsheathes kirpan*
>*teleport behind him in a poof of curry powder*
nothing poorsonnel sagaj
>>69504627
Early April Fools prank?
>>69502077
There are several posts itt pointing out that he is clearly a sikh (bro).
>>69504544
Kekked and checked
>>69503794
Different opinions = XD Reddit
Fuck off
Throw him the pizza and see how he seppuku himself, because I like my pizzas always with ham.
>>69500151
I would scream stop culturally appropriating Sikhs.
![taurus-1-tau_2_440069[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Jtl1OYn.jpg "taurus-1-tau_2_440069[1].jpg")
Is he the delivery boy since he wants money?
Wouldn't a Muslim pizza place just not serve pork if they have an issue with it?
Why would he leave blood on his sword?
>>69500151
Dude looks like a sikh so I guess we would eat pizza and talk about knives and magic underwear
>>69500151
That's a Sikh you autists. They kill mudslme.
>>69500151
Chicken and bell beppers go fuc yaself achmud
Wut
here's a real sandnigger. I would chloroform him and do what I want with him
Sikh watcha doing there you can eat any meat you want
>>69504768
Thats a Sikh you fucking retard. Sikhs are based kebab removers
>>69504444
Quads confirm
>>69501379
Fucking newfag
