Why do Americans get so offended over the idea of eating the pizza with a fork and knife?
>>69500115
Everything offends people nowadays. I just don't get it.
>>69500115
I was on tea, Kasich before this story broke... now I'm proud to announce that I am a #CruzMissile
Only faggots and weak mens do it.
>>69500115
I don't know. I don't get it.
Remember when the right wing media took issue with Obama using Grey Poupon.
People need to get over the food issues and realize people like different things.
It's unamerican just like when astronauts blend their cheeseburgers.
>live in midwest
>go to restaurant
>order pizza slice
>eat with fork and knife
>nobody says anything or even cares to notice
>everyone at my table is using a fork and knife on the pizza slices they ordered
>people at other tables are also using a fork and knife to eat their pizza
>mfw
Good fucking question, canuckbro.
Trumpshits will defend this
>>69500115
Why do leafs fuck each other in the ass using maple syrup as lube?
Chicago style pizza pretty much is lasagna, so most people have to eat it with utensils.
How do you eat it?
With your hands?
I'm more concerned whether or not they finish the crust or not. I can't back anyone that leaves the crust.
Honestly if I was wearing a nice suit I'd probably use a fork to eat greasy pizza.
The trick is to never wear a suit.
>>69500881
That depends on the quality of the crust.
It's mostly faggot new yorkers who think their shit smells sweeter than everybody else's.
>>69500115
>>69500115
wait, people actually eat them without knife and fork, like some sort of animals?
what's wrong with you?
>>69500115
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
I'm more offended by people who put fork before knife when saying "knife and fork"
>>69500682
MOMMY PALIN IS CUTE!
In Bongistan, pizza etiquette is like this:
Fork:
>meal at dinner table with family
>meal at pizza express or similarly posh pizza place
>meal at a restaurant
Hands:
>takeaway
>Pizza Hut or every other pizza place
Tips are only given when earned
>>69500115
Because they're savages.
>wearing a nice suit
>not wanting to get your hands greasy eating your lunch
makes sense to me desu
>>69501426
DELETE THIS OR IM GOING TO REPORT YOU
>wanting to get your hands greasy when you're wearing a thousand dollar suit
Offended? No. Find it silly? Yes. Does anybody really care? Absolutely not.
>>69500115
>a fucking leaf
No one cares that much. People do it all the time if the pizza is too hot.
>>69501024
Perfectly between chewy and crunchy with lots of those crust bubbles.
>getting your hands greasy
>burgerfats have to defend themselves if they don't act like classless plebeians.
Top kek.
>>69500115
Aging Politicians with makeup will use a fork and knife to not smear the makeup.
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>>69501023
>t. Communists
Get out you fucking pinkos
>>69501426
i was just laughing off the pizza thing when I saw this image. Status: FUCKING TRIGGERED
>>69500115
I`m getting offended too. It's not a high cuisine or anything, it's fucking pizza for peasants created by peasants. Eat it as it should be eaten or don`t eat it at all. It's like eating spaghetti with hands or something.
>>69500115
>a fucking leaf
>>69500115
We don't. Turn off the TV
>>69501426
DELETE THIS NOW
>2016
>not eating pizza like Trump
>>69501426
DELETE THIS
>>69500115
Listen I am from NYC specifically Queens
Personally I do not fold the pizza and eat it like a taco, I like to eat it flat point first.
>I can respect folders
>I can respect dippers
>I can even respect crust first eaters (Although hella strange)
I can't respect people who eat pizza with a knife and fork. Even if they claim to be Italian and "that is how they do it in Italy" (Fucking DeBlasio)
And I honestly don't care if it was scalding hot, let it cool down John "By golly gee its scalding hot" Kasich
>>69500682
DELETE THIS
>>69500115
Because that's not how you eat it! Capisch?
t.Brooklyn born
>>69500682
>>69500115
>>69502593
Because people are idiots. Those guys are wearing very expensive suits. Why the fuck would you risk it?
>>69501426
MODS
>>69501426
DELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETE THIS
>>69503050
>I am from NYC
>hella
Nice try bay area scum.
>>69500558
Bullshit
>>69500682
Donald's hands are too pure for greasy ass pizza.
Americans hate cultured people, this is why they left Europe in the first place
>>69502889
>young trump
He's changed anon>>69500682
He's a fork man now. RIP ;_;7
>>69500558
It's different if it's deep dish. Fork and knife are mandatory then.
>>69501426
sick fuck
>>69503050
i live in nyc currently and this guys got it.
also on the trump thing...he's prolly wearing a suit that is worth more than your car. you know how greasy that shit can be.
>>69501426
kek, I always cut my burger in half.
>>69503200
The internet is breaking down natural region forming dialects.
This >>69503057
Brooklyn bro knows what hes talking about
>>69503142
>muh suit
>i have to be unamerican, just think of the money!
disgusting
>>69503291
>>69502889
commercial
>>69500682
event where he has to look magnificent all day and doesn't want to get grease on his shirt.
Anyone from the New York area can vouche for this. If you are caught eating pizza with a fork and knife you will receive capital punishment.
>>69501426
PERFECTLY CALM.
>>69500115
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>69503491
>implying
Is there anything more American than money?
>>69500115
Kasich on suicide watch, IT'S OVER.
E
K
>>69501426
M O D S
O
D
S
>>69503142
How the fuck do you eat pizza where that's a constant concern?
>>69500115
Well Kasich just lost the New York Vote, and it's too late for the ilinois vote - fucking fork eating pizza faggots they are.
Fuck deep dish
>>69501426
i swear sometimes this world just blows my mind
>>69503491
if looking like a slob in a different picture is worth it to not show up in a picture eating pizza with a fork, sure.
He's already the most american american in america or abroad.
>>69501426
>eating a hotdog with knife and fork
>>69500682
Welp, guess I'm a #Cruzmissile now.
E
W
>>69501426
DELETE THIS YOU FUCKING LEAF
>>69500115
You would expect the Brits to be triggered by this
>>69501426
Have fun leaf.
>>69501426
FUCK YOU
>>69501426
Delete this.
>>69500115
because john lebowitz made a joke once.
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>>69503626
Calm down Burgerbros.
>>69503455
It's more practical to cut it in half because shit tends to fall out the back side if the burger is large.
>>69500115
The whole point of pizza is that you can eat it without cutlery. That's why there's an outer rim of crust, so that you can grab it.
It's like buying a can of coke and then pouring it into a glass.
>>69503346
New Yorkers do not eat deep dish with a fork. That shit will get you killed. Pizza is incompatible with forks in the Northeast. And Deep Dish is never called Chicago style in NY, it's usually a bit thinner and designed to grab
>>69501426
because it reminds them of the fact that they're basically apes due to 400 years of racemixing
>>69501426
>>69500682
>not posting the real picture
>>69500115
I get that you'd get some weird looks from people doing it, but it's news to me that people care so much about other people eating pizza with forks that they make articles about it.
>>69500115
You don't do that in New York. Why a retarded hick like Kaisch even showed up here is beyond me. I can just imagine him staring up, mouth agape, "golly gee look at these big building".
These hick moron from bumble duck nowhere Ohio is so out of his leaugue in New York.
>>69503512
>Not using the paper plate as a way to bring it up to your face to take a bite
There is no excuse faggot.
>>69503557
This. Even the joints that offer Deep Dish never call it chicago style and never serve forks with it.
It's always an Italian style deep dish. We don't even acknowledge fucking chicago.
Kasich just lost any hope he had of picking up a state in the northeast
>>69501426
>>69503278
>knife and fork on NY style pizza
>cultured
>coming from Sweden
You should ask your girlfriend's Somali boyfriend to teach you about banter, which apparently isn't a thing in your cuckcentric culture.
>>69504210
>first response is cuck fantasy
ohh amerifats...
>>69501426
Two nukes wasn't enough.
>>69500115
>/pol/ claims whites to be the superior race
>still eat many foods with hands
If you don't eat food with utensils you are literally uncivilized
>>69503899
I'm originally from new york and I put cans into a glass If I have the opportunity to. I'll never be caught dead eating pizza with a fork - I've even been to Chicago and eaten deep dish with my hands.
The only thing that utensils can touch is a calzone, and even then it should be cut into a portable portion and eaten with hands.
Now a non wrapped burrito? That shit is fucking messy I'll take a fork please
I've done it. Sometimes you don't feel like getting your hands dirty senpai.
>>69504088
Kasich and cruz get less than 8% of the new york vote, calling it now - Trump landslides and get's all of NY's delegates.
>>69500881
If I'm eating an entire pizza and I'm feeling full, I'm not wasting stomach space for fucking crust if I have more pizza to go through.
>>69500477
>americans discovered space
>astronaut food is unamerican
you what now
I can forgive eating pizza with fork and knife in a suit. Under the circumstances, with the grease you don't want to worry about ruining a perfectly good suit with pizza grease.
>>69501426
Now this shit is just sick. Fuck off, leaf.
>>69500115
wtf is wrong with american politics
>defends eating pizza with a fork
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GPOKfng.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>69501426
This triggers the American
>>69503644
Yes pretend like I eat like a 5yr old instead of admitting that a single unanticipated drop of grease could end up on your cuff or tie. At least then you don't have to consider that you might be overreacting
>>69504742
Nice bait you fat leaf, heres your guaranteed reply
>>69504410
BUllshit.
Search interracial or BBC in english and swedish and I'm sure sweden wins.
I'll shove that fork in your eye socket Sven if you tell me how to eat my pizza
>>69503455
>>69503887
Cutting a burger in half is acceptable especially if the burger is big or you're in a formal dining scenario.
That being said, >>69501426 shows a burger being cut into bite sized pieces to eat with a fork, which is pretty sacrilegious. It's even OK with pizza, if it's very greasy or thin and you're wearing nice clothes, but burgers have a lot more substance with the bun.
>>69504932
This is the single most important issue that's come up all election, no one is over reacting.
>>69500115
Why the fuck does he apologize for eating pizza?!?!? That is just pathetic.
>>69504116
>>69500115
>Kasich goes to Howard Beach, Queens
>eats pizza at Gino's instead of New Park
CONFIRMED KEK
THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE GOING TO ITALY AND EATING AT FUCKING PIZZA HUT
>>69500422
>using mustard is offensive
wut. Like, eating pizza with a fork is a being a pussy, but being butthurt about mustard doesn't make any sense.
>>69501426
fuq
>>69503750
>>69504932
Are you even speaking english? Take your meds you fork using pinko
People are stupid, outraged over nothing, the end.
>>69505082
As a recently publicized image, it makes him look too snooty to be President.
It does a better job of hurting Kasich than Trump because Kasich's campaign has basically been based around being too lofty for the mudslinging of the Cruz and Trump campaigns; Trump's campaign is largely "salt of the earth" enough that his own eating pizza with a knife and fork is likely to be ignored by his supporters, and Cruz's campaign has been about ridiculing "New York values" in the first place.
>>69505183
>>69500422
Grey Poupon is generally considered to be French (originated there, but Kraft Heinz owns it now). More than locale it has a traditional vibe of being upscale:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwOCOm9Z0YE
If he had just asked for Boar's Head mustard or whole grain mustard there would have been less of a pointless shitstorm.
>>69500115
Why do you leafs have such an obsession about America and start so many threads about American stuff? We don't give a fuck what you canucks think.
>>69504753
>americans discovered space
Also wheel and fire.
>>69505128
>69 year old man
>can't eat food without getting on shirt
Do we really want someone this uncoordinated to lead us?
>>69504022
hoho
that's good
>>69503899
>Putting your lips on a can that has been handled by the dirty hands of at least 10 people
No thanks
>>69505310
>outraged at nothing
Foreigners are too uncultured to understand american eating ettiquite
>>69505446
It's fucking dijon mustard.
>>69505618
Russiabro dropping the truth bombs they don't want you to know.
>>69504753
Astronauts often develop an affinity for liquid food that extends well beyond their mission.
You would already know that though you filthy astronaut sympathizer.
>>69504742
>NY Rules
>Eat the pizza with your hands
>You should be folding your pizza in 1/2, or otherwise a slight crescent fold
>eat the fucking crust, That crust better be burnt to a crisp if you discard it - even meh crusts can be dipped in marinara
>>69505618
Retard. Nobody knew for sure if space existed before WE sent the first satellites up. It was all just speculation. Nice attempt at mockery/strawman though, Vlad.
>>69505669
>>69501426
NEIN!
>>69504791
>I can forgive eating pizza with fork and knife in a suit. Under the circumstances, with the grease you don't want to worry about ruining a perfectly good suit with pizza grease.
Never - put a cloth on your lap and stuff a cloth in your neck like a bib. That fucking fork touches a pizza and you instantly cease being a man
>>69505969
>NY Rules
You sound like a tribalistic nigger fuck you you uncivilized baboon
>>69505162
HAHAHAHA.
I'm surprised they didn't throw him out for using a fork either way.
Even Pizza huts in NY do not give forks
>>69506002
American here. The people who sperg out over eating pizza with a fork are faggots who think all pizza is New York style. See, in New York, everyone is homeless so they don't have a table or utensils to eat like a human. So whenever they manage to steal a slice of pizza from the giant rats wandering around they just eat it with their hands like animals. True patrician pizza, Chicago and St. Louis styles, are nigh impossible to eat without a fork.
>>69505979
That feeling when absolutely any reply will make me feel stupid.
>>69505723
I did refer to it as a "pointless shitstorm".
The average American household makes $51,939 a year. That usually covers two people (sometimes, one kid).
Kraft Heinz, like all its other products, advertises it to shit. They advertise it as upscale. Despite it just being a brand of dijon mustard, a lot of poorer people perceive it that way.
Whereas anyone who has had any type of dijon or whole grain mustard before knows that Grey poupon is pretty mediocre. You can do better for the same money. And mustard that's more flavorful used in smaller quantities is much better regardless of income.
>>69506123
You know, food fascists like you fit in better at /ck/. Enjoy your bloody steak and watery chili.
>>69500682
>Implying eating your pizza with knife and fork isn't god tier
I swear it makes it taste better too.
>>69505310
Oh look a non state who doesn't realize all his countrymen in NYC would never eat pizza with forks either
I always thought it's just a joke. I have no idea anymore. Bunch of cunts obsessing over completely useless etiquette because they have nothing more important to think about.
>>69505969
Why are you so proud of living under rules dictated to you by the most Jewish city outside of Israel?
There's nothing wrong with it, don't pay any attention to fragile white masculinity. My wife and her son eat like that all the time.
>>69506357
>watery chili
what meme is this?
>>69506497
Sorry, we don't have genocides to fret over in non-shitty countries.
>>69506497
>useless etiquette
its downright unamerican
>>69505979
>Nobody knew for sure if space existed before the Soviets sent the first satellites up.
fixed it for ya brah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvp-XMqnh-g
STUMPED
>>69506604
Chili without beans.
>>69504562
>eating chips with chopsticks
fugg chinks are geniuses
I'm gonna start doing this.
If anyone had a job that requires an expensive suit, you'd know that you eat finger foods with a fucking fork.
>>69506357
Pizza forkers confirmed well-done tier
>>69506728
That's not chili.
>>69501426
pizza is one thing, but theres a reason its called a handburger
>>69501426
Reported. Enjoy your ban
>>69506357
I like my chili texas style without beans and packed with jalapenos; I like my steak medium rare but I can tolerate if you want a near well done prime rib, and I can certainly tolerate country fried steak being well done.
But if you eat pizza, any pizza with a fork you are a faggot. Utter human fucking garbage.
Even super thin crusts - cut it into squares or bite sized pieces if you can't pick it up and fold it, and eat the pieces by hand
Kasich is fucking DONE
Trump for NY
>>69506320
Well we can't all be civilized humans like the inhabitants of Shicongo.
>>69506800
thats why you remove suit before going to a place that serves pizza
>>69506841
>theres a reason its called a handburger
You're alright, Sven.
>>69506189
As a resident of New York, eating pizza with a fork and knife in public is just not common. If you're somewhere with waiter service and a long delay between being served drinks -> appetizer -> entree -> dessert then that's fine but at a typical restaurant where you buy a slice of pizza, take it to the register, and pay you really don't get a fork and knife.
Some people are more religious about it than others, but in New York you have a lot of cheap good NY pizza and people somehow wear $1,000+ suits and eat it without getting shit all over their clothes.
>>69506604
It happens in bad restaurants and areas. Watery chili is a sin.
>>69506678
I will give Trump and Ivana for figuring out how to shoot a Pizza Hut commercial correctly.
>brother is a child actor (no, /pol/ won't know him)
>asked to star in a Pizza hut commercial
>does voiceover, eats the pizza
>pizza is half cooked and sprayed with edible ink; it's disgusting on the inside
>throws up after each take
>only part that is properly done is the crust
Also, he happened to have his pic taken with Trump as a child. Funny now as he is not a fan of Trump 2016.
He ate it with a fork for like 10 seconds.
He then picked it up and ate it normally.
>>69506728
My wife is southern and makes meat only chili. It's like seasoned, cooked ground beef, similar to taco beef.
It's ridiculously amazing, not watery at all.
>>69506510
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_population_by_urban_areas
NYC is number 22
>>69506678
Crust first is fine in NY, as long as you use your hands
>>69507178
the tip was probably thin/greasy and he didn't feel like holding it above his head and dipping it into his mouth
>>69501426
JESUS CHRIST CANADA, WHAT THE FUCK
at least we can all agree on square cut being the correct method
If you ever ate pizza with a fork you aren't worthy enough and you shall not eat pizza ever again
>>69507595
PLEB GET OUT REEEE
>>69507178
Shut up Soro's with your CGI wizardry
>>69507182
That's not chili, that's wet taco meat. Eat a fucking steak.
>>69507046
Don't get me wrong, Cicago is a shithole and I don't live there. But their pizza is top-shelf.
>>69507049
>The Don walks into your pizza parlor and disrobes, eating his pizza with his hands while all of his glory hangs out
I had a dream like this.
>>69504562
>>69506789
I've been using tweezers for snack foods my whole life, but eating a burger with utensils is heresy
>>69507595
Midwesterner detected
>no edge to pick the pizza up from
>one inch pieces
Who the fuck cuts it that way and for what purpose?
>>69507595
In NY square cut is only acceptable on very large sheet pizzas - the pieces are eaten by hand.
I can understand why a faggot like Kasich used a knife an fork, I went to several pizza joints when I was with family in Ohio, as soon as I went to pick up a slice the cheese and toppings slid right the fuck off.
These faggots don't know how to cook Pizza - fucking underdone garbage fuck all ohioans and fuck Kasich for not respecting NYC.
I eat it with a fork and knife. Hamburgers and barbeque, too. Fuck those greasy fingered, stained clothes retards.
Touching oiled food with your hands is barbaric. Tear off your clothes and walk into the forest if you want to live like an animal, you piece of shit.
>>69504753
>Americans discovered space
USA #1 !
>>69507637
See even the Italians know and they invented pizza.
Heard this on the radio, I don't like Kaisch but when shit like this happens it's seriously stupid. This stuff is for clicks and nothing more.
>>69500115
It was a joke. We understand you don't eat food with your hands when wearing a nice suit.
>>69507975
the space race was about the moon
>>69507975
Those satellites and people never reached space, they reached the upper-reaches of the atmosphere. OUR men were the first to reach space, and thus prove its existence.
>>69507735
You put beans in your fucking chili and you can forget ever coming to Texas without being hung from a tall oak tree, and I agree with the Texans on this one, Beans are a tasteless filler and do not belong in chili.
>All texas chili cookoffs ban beans.
>>69500115
>its scalding hot, I'm a pussy who can't eat food
Why is it so hard to say
>"I wanted to eat the pizza with a fork and knife."
Or
>"I didn't want my fingers to get greasy."
>>69503346
>>69503937
Doesn't matter how thin or thick the pizza is, you should use a knife and fork because you're in a fucking restaurant, you stupid>>69503942
hicks.
>>69507861
Very very large sheet pizzas are available in NY and are cut like this, it's acceptable. But on your average pizza it has to be by the slice.
>>69508352
Sicilian pizza is OK to be cut in squares, but that is not what >>69507595
portrayed and what I have encountered time and time again traveling to the midwest.
>>69507975
NASA is doing way more cool shit than Russia is DESU.
Though both NASA and Russia are far superior to Europe/Straya. I guess Europe landed something on a comet with the help of NASA one time.
>>69508180
I grew up in Texas. I really don't care one way or the other, because chili is shit regardless. Like I said, if you want to eat beef, eat a steak or hamburger, or at the very least put your beef in a taco shell. Eating straight ground beef out of a bowl is barbaric.
>>69500115
only faggot jew yorkers get offended by this. i eat it with my hands but only when i know they're absofuckinlutely clean.
i go to nyc all the time. i watch my friends touch all kinds of rancid shit in the subways, door handles, money - HORRID.
restaurants never let you use their restrooms to wash your hands, and then i watch these swines eat their fucking pizza with those sludge infested mittens of theirs. and then they have the audacity to rag on connecticut boy for eating with a knife and fork.
Very sad!
>>69501426
Fucking Syrup Niggers
>>69508256
I don't care If I'm in a 5 star restaurant, I'm eating pizza with my fucking hands. DO you even have pizza in Germany? I bet it's all Kebab all the time, meanwhile I've got pork sausage on my pizza muhammed
Holy shit. This nerd is running for president and still isn't aware enough not to eat pizza with a fork?
>>69504158
That shit aint pizza. Its a quiche casserole.
Still amazed at what some fuckers call pizza.
>>69500115
I use fork and knife a lot especially when there're too many toppings or too much cheese, generally I just don't want to get my hands greasy and smear oily shit all over on my phone/car/whatever I touch. I can't imagine how messy americans get when they eat pizza if they never use fork and knife.
>>69508585
Hey, hey. Chili is good, just not pre-made chili. This shit takes along fucking time, alot of spices and a big croc-pot to make. It's really, really good afterwards, though.
The anti-Bean autism is more of a Dallas thing, desu.
>>69508486
Western New York (buffalo, Syracuse, Rochester) has a thing with very very large sheet pizzas baked in a large rectangular sheet pan in a pizza oven -that some of the midwest has copied.
Sheet pizza is cut in squares, but western New York still sells normal sized pizza by the slice.
You can find sheet pizza in NYC.
So square cut is allowable on sicilian, sheet, and deep dish.
I agree about the midwest and their normal pies-
These fucking midwest hacks cut all pizza in squares like the fucking animals they are.
>>69509040
My thoughts, exactly. It's disgusting. Their fingers smell like bread and oil hours later.
>inb4 some Yankee says their folded bread with a trickle of tomato sauce running out is better than Italian pizza
>>69508644
Every pizza joint has a bathroom to wash hands and a large hand sanitizer bottle readily available at or near the front counter in plain sight, there is no fucking excuse
>>69501426
I've been around for shovel dog, goatse, several live suicides, etc.
But this..
This tops it all.
>>69500115
It's a made up publicity stint where the media pretends it's a big deal but really it's just a wink wink nudge nudge to get Kasich some attention so that people knows he actually exists.
>>69501426
>>69508883
Of course deep dish doesn't hold a candle to NY pizza, it's a garbage tier wannabe sicilian
>>69509303
You eat it folded on a folded paper plate and paper towel you jackass
>>69503937
Well New Yorkers are generally subhuman garbage. It's only natural to be averse to utensils that you don't know how to use.
>>69509785
I was just in NY. Everyone was holding it folded with their bare hands.
>>69503868
Where's this from? I must have more.
>>69502176
You just described how it's not supposed to be. No crunch, no bubbles. Hard chewy is the only concession I'll make.
>>69500558
well theirs your problem, you live in the midwest.
>>69501426
this is now a gore thead
>>69508096
Originally it was about orbit. US got that one.
