>Jewish
>worked as a carpenter
>speaks to animals
>wants to help the poor
Is he not the second coming of Christ?
>>69495705
He was never a carpenter
Want to make more people poor
yeah, it's a shame that bernie voters don't believe in jesus ;)
>>69495705
> reviving his dead campaign only to die again
You might be on to something.
>>69495705
Why should you care if he can speak to niggers?
Pretty sure Jesus comes back *as jesus* not as bernie faggot sanders.
>>69495705
>>wants to help the poor
Nah. He has bad eyesight.
>>69495705
Let's dispell the fiction that Jesus was a Jew, they literally tried him in Gallilee for looking like a non-Jew, and the Nazarenes were never a Hebrew tribe, but rather, Hellenistic colonists from the time of Alexander.
>>69495705
Christ coming back will be with the sword not seeking peace on earth. Not this Pharisee known as Sanders.
>>69496161
Holy kek
>Implying the bird didn't think he was just a big worm
>>69495705
Watch the video you frigging morons, the bird was interested in the bottle of water because it was thirsty, it was even trying to nearly pick at it..
Also jesus second coming is in the clouds, he was ressurected meaning he's alive at this moment.. the second coming doesn't mean he's born by a womb..
>>69497824
(cont) also bernie sanders didn't hold a job till he was 40 and got into politics..
>>69495705
Jesus was never a communist
>>69495705
More like the anti Christ.
>>69498714
He did give handouts thought
>>69495705
Jesus said that he would come bearing a sword emanating from his mouth (sharp tongue,) which would bring down other nations, not a vagina.
To be completely honest, Trump matches this description much better.
>>69500132
You forgot Chavez and Maduro
>>69498943
is the first picture a nigger faggot?
>starts his ministry at 73
>becomes president
>hands country over to minorities
>dies at 74 of a heart attack
>>69500525
Give pics and I will add.
>>69499115
>>69501463
>>69501463
<- literally believes that Chavez reincarnated as a bird and spoke to him
Jesus wasn't a socialist.
Based Jesus.
>>69495705
So when do we get to nail him to a cross?
>>69499115
What a hypocritical piece of shit.
>>69499089
Jesus was anti materialism
Communism is materialistic
>>69500132
>all staged except bernie
and then there's this guy
>>69503713
If a bald eagle had swooped down to Bernie's podium, he would have fucking jumped away, or at the very least, ducked down below it..
>>69503905
if you say so
trump's tied up oversized pigeon could have taken those itty bitty grabbers of his off clean"
jesus wasnt jewish bluepilled faggot
>>69495705
he also wrote naughty novels about rape
>>69495705
>>Jewish
Jesus is not jewish
>>worked as a carpenter
was a shitty one according to eyewitness accounts
>>speaks to animals
so low energy that a bird can land next to you
>>wants to help the poor
Wants to fuck everyone else
>>69501849
>>69501942
Thanks
>>69495909
>le ebin socialists want to make everyone poorer meme
ebin
>>69498714
Neither is Bernie
>>69498943
nice meme
>>69495705
he's literally /lgbt/ and /tumblr/: the canditate.
Trump might be stupid in some of his views but still the better option than this lunatic.
>>69504751
but it true
that was the entire reason for the frankfurt school
>>69495705
>carpenter
>>69504751
They want to make everyone equally poor
>>69496253
>>69502175
hahaha ebin meme
Seriously get stuffed.
>>69495705
There is but one god for /pol/
PRAISE KEK
>>69504702
Is that Ben "One Man Auschwitz" Garrison in the lower right corner?
>>69503181
If by materialism you mean places higher values on money and goods than on people and values, you're wrong. Marx's definition of historical materialism was that material conditions and economic forces dictate the path of history and the formation of ideas and societies.
>>69504958
>frankfurt school
That shitty conspiracy theory again?
>>69495705
PIN PONNN!
Don't mind my shiny red commiemobile I'm on my way to tax the rich!
>>69505390
It is indeed, with his bird "Freedom" on his shoulder.
>>69505496
>was that material conditions
what material conditions?
>>69505565
How is it a conspiracy?
>>69504751
It's true.
t. person living in a horrible commie ruined state
>>69507020
>Spain
>communist
Are you blind or just ignorant?
>>69505876
Material conditions are things like the economic circumstances, mode and degree of production, and technological level.
>>69507231
Ok so how does that make marx anti materialistic?
