What did Rand mean by this?
>>69495063
hes gonna endorse bernie sanders
>>69495063
Whatever it is, it will probably fall short of expectations...
>>69495063
Rand for Sanders. He's realized what a bunch of tools and morons the rest of the Goobs are and even though they differ on economic policy, Rand and Bernie are the only candidates who dared to stand up to mass surveillance, war for profit, erosion of civil liberties, etc.
that he is gonna endorse cruz and is just baiting trump supporters
>>69496243
>>69496243
>short
>>69495063
He's gonna endorse Trump as an April fools joke. Just look at his follow up tweet.
>Wow, many many people tell me the announcement is the best announcement anyone has ever seen. So much winning...
>>69495063
He has a good april fools joke on his hands
>>69496609
Wow, Rand is a big boy now. He's eating Mcdonald's happy meal instead of Baby pudding. Make sure to get Calcium for bone growth, Rand
>>69496375
>Bernie standing up to anything
Why do bernfags insist on this when he won't even fight Hillary, who's possibly the most corrupt politician in the race? He's a spineless wimp.
Didn't Rand endorse Romney instead of his own FATHER in 2012? The only joke here is Rand.
>>69496375
If Randlet endorses Sanders, this time he should just stay in tel Aviv and never come back.
>>69496682
Trump is already a joke, he doesn't need Paul's help.
Means he is still salty that Trump stumped him.
>>69497054
You're the only joke here nigger.
>TRUMP 2016!!
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN NIGGERS!!
>>69495063
Rand, you can't even do an April fool's joke correctly.
>>69496929
>endorsing a total Loser
>he will endorse Trump
>everyone will be "LOL APRIL FOOLS"
>he never posts that it's a joke
>he goes to the next Trump rally wearing a MAGA hat and gives an interview
>>69496867
BurgerRand
>>69497554
>BURGERS
>TACOS
PICK A SIDE FAGGOT
>>69496929
His dad was out of the race by then dummy
>>69496929
Rand endorsed Romney for the general election after his father had lost already, before that he was supporting his father for the nomination. He did campaign rallies for his father both in 2012 and before he became a senator in 2008.
>>69495063
He'll "endorse" Trump on the 1st of April...
>eat single burger off dollar menu
>ask for 50 free cups with it
>>69496375
>differ on economic policy
They're literally day and night, there is absolutely no chance. Rand is smarter than that.
>>69495063
Wtf does YUGE mean? Is this a type for HUGE?
>>69497501
This is the only scenario where Rand can redeem himself. Going against Trump is unforgivable and places him only slightly above Lyin Ted and Little Marco as cucks for the jew
Memery aside, Rands views are closest to my own. I definitely would have voted for him if he didn't drop out
>>69497767
Gotta dress shitty and sweat
He's Rand Paul
You bet
>>69497767
Rand is fine with me but I gotta say... It's true, politics is Hollywood for ugly people. These these boots with suits rato and Paul rock is just nerd tier shit.
>>69497501
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
TRUMP / PAUL 2016 MEME MAGIC IS REAL
TRUMP / PAUL 2016 MEME MAGIC IS REAL
TRUMP / PAUL 2016 MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>69496375
>Bernie has voted in favor of a nationwide ban on assault weapons, a nationwide ban on high-capacity magazines of over ten rounds, and nationwide expanded background checks that address unsafe loopholes.
Dropped.
>>69495063
Ron Paul will run as an Independent
>>69497972
He went to Israhell and grovelled before the master jews (unlike his based father, who never kissed jew ass) So he is basically no more than an establishment cuck, who spouts Libertarian memes, but has already pledged his soul to Satan.
>>69497767
>cowboy boots
>business casual non-fitted / tailored
>red with orange sparkles tie
>unfortunate short-jew-fro with curls
Rand desperately needs a gay man in his life. Holy hell.
I like short internet guy :)
>>69495063
The real April Fool's joke is Rand's campaign.
>>69495063
April Fool's prank
>>69497501
If Trump/Paul happens I'll eat my dick
Time for the daily mcdubs
>>69498324
This would be the ultimate betrayal (of us and Trump) His jewish masters would be so pleased with this move.
We need Bernie to run third party (against hitlery) not Rand to run and drain Trump votes
>>69496375
He literally scoffed at a Redditor who suggested a Rand/Sanders ticket. You have to have literally no idea what Libertarianism is to think they're comparable or compatible.
>>69495063
>yuge
>manlet lurks /pol/
>rand is op of lanklet hate threads
>>69495063
That's a big announcement
>>69498670
He might, though are memes have been exported to reddit and the normies are running them into the ground. Randlet definitely browses reddit.
>>69496375
Sanders is too much of a cuck to stand up to anything, he won't even attack Hillary, a woman who represents everything wrong with Washington.
>>69497889
it is how Trump pronounces huge
>>69495063
If Rand endorses anyone its gonna be Cruz. Cruz is ideologically the closest to Rand, with some minor differences.
>>69497889
It's how Trump pronounced "huge" in the ad for SNL a few months back.
Yuge sounds like of new yorkish?
>oy gevalt, I need a YUGE cup of yerba mate
>>69498542
if Trump/Paul happens I'll eat your dick too.
>>69498935
Cruz doesn't believe anything but what he needs to say to gain power though.
Rand is a cuck bitch and is making us libertarians look bad
3 Possibilities:
Rand endorses Trump
Rand endorses Cruz
Rand goes third party / independent to fuck the system for fucking him and his dad.
>>69497912
>going against trump in the beginning when nobody was sure he was serious is unforgivable
you sound like a spiteful woman
I've been on the trump train since the first debate and I don't feel any animosity towards other candidates not named Rubio or Cruz
>>69498324
This would be amazing, team paul enters the melee
I think Rand is going to give us his 50 word essay on why we shouldn't vote for Trump.
God there is really no options anymore is there? Why can't we have someone who wants to deport the spics and isn't a complete shill/retard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6Q13VhQZ0U
>>69496926
lol what the fuck are you talking about? Hillary is the one who's refusing to debate him.
>>69499416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nd0v9zRvm8
but who will it be /pol/?
>>69496375
How do I like/up vote this comment
>>69499180
Too bad the based libertarians already had their convention and chose their candidate.
he got tired of getting stumped, now he is joining the winning team
>>69499180
>Rand endorses McAfee
>>69496375
>libertarian supporting a socialist
>>69495063
I think he meant HUGE.
>>69497652
>not being a real American and combining them into a Tacurger.
>>69499394
his name was Ben Carson
>>69495063
Republicans on suicide watch.
>>69495063
he is going to announce he has grown 1inch in a surprise late growth spurt.
>>69495063
>YUGE
Holy shit is Yeb! coming back?
>>69496375
>Bernie standing up for something
Bernie is a manufactured DNC puppet, he has no original ideas and can merely dance to the tune of his party bosses. His record in congress is a testament to this. As soon as they tell him to roll over, he will, and indeed has. His only purpose is to draw in millennials who are rightly wary of Hillary, then drop out of the race and endorse her, passing as much of their vote to her as he can. The Democrats are much better at organizing their lackeys and using them in this way than the Republicans are.
>>69499862
Yeah I feel you.
Getting kind of hungry, /pol, off to the pyramids to get a bite to eat.
>>69499954
source?
>>69500150
dude shillary is stealing the nomination from him and he cant even blame her or the dnc, look at how trump is fighting the corruption.
hernie is a ringer, a soros plant hes only there in-case shillary gets thrown in jail.
>>69499734
A literally who endorsing another literally who
>>69499954
this anon knows it. Once he loses the nomination, which he will because its been stacked for Hillary from the beginning, he'll fall back in line with party politics for sure. All we can hope for now is that Hillary getting investigated by the FBI is damaging enough to doom her campaign. I've already seen some Berniebots posting on social media about how "Hillary isn't that bad, she gets an unfair rap, and she would be a fine second choice" when weeks ago they were damning her.
>>69499954
He WAS INTENDED to be a manufactured DNC miniboss that Hillary could easily defeat by Super Tuesday. But she is so weak, she is still "fighting" and relying on the super-delegate cheat code.
>>69497912
DON'T EVER IMPLY TRUMP IS GREATER THAN RAND OR RON PAUL THEY ARE TRUE STATESMEN WITH PRINCIPLES TRUMP IS A MEME PRESIDENT
>>69500482
>McAfee
>literally who
>>69500696
Ask the average person who he is and they won't be able to tell you. They might mumble something about antivirus, but they couldn't tell you anything else about him.
>>69500549
The hierarchy of political perfection should go something like this:
Ron > Trump > Rand
Rand was something of a disappointment in comparison to his father. Rand did not have the energy and the charisma to adequately define libertarianism to the masses in a way that could win them over, which is why his campaign did not last. He should have been more forceful during the debates and demanded more questions, he should have not allowed himself to just be the "yeah we should legalize weed" candidate, which is kinda what he was reduced to. Sure he's right, its a victimless crime, but its also a super low priority. We are worried about immigration and the economy. Even though I agree more with Rand than Trump, I gotta go with Trump.
>>69500985
More like he tried to push democratic identity politics and millenial issues in the party of rednecks and old white men.
He's just an idiot.
>>69498691
UU
UU
>>69500513
The only thing that didn't go according to plan is that Bernies voters are A LOT more excited about him and unenthused about Hillary than they expected. Neither Bernie nor Hillary know how to handle this.....
>>69500438
source?
>>69500696
Who is this semen demon?
>>69500985
Every year Ron tried to pull the same electoral hijacking bullshit that Cruz and the GOP are trying to pull on Trump. Fuck Ron.
I just want old man Ron to be God king of the world tbqhf
>>69495063
April fools day nigga
>>69499221
You forgot Kasich.
At least Rubio dropped out when it was clear he couldn't win. And at least he wasn't trying quite as hard to start WW3 as Kasich.
>>69498266
Please don't call 10 high capacity, it triggers me anon.
>>69502494
you're probably right
I just don't give kasich much attention
>>69500985
>did not have the energy and the charisma to adequately define libertarianism to the masses
The problem is the masses are stupid and have zero attention span. Why do you think Trump uses 4th grade language and simple fucking sentences?
>>69501941
Nigger do you have eyes? He literally backs off on live TV from taking her out at every single debate. He has a zillion kill shots but refuses to use them.
Hillary has people murdered before and Bernie is trying to play patty cakes with her. How can you all not see what a worthless cuck he is? Dude is 73 years old and literally has nothing to show for it.
>>69496527
He also hates Cruz with a passion so probably never going to happen.
>>69500985
this.
>>69497889
a hint for endorsing trump
>>69498935
ideology doesn't matter, since cruz is a liar
>>69504418
He's got 100 mill in his "Bernie Sanders for retirement money" PAC now
>>69502087
larkin love
>>69495063
>TIME pointing out that the endorsement would happen on April Fool's Day
are we being led on or has Rand truly gone full patriot?
>>69499439
Bernie will endorse her, and refuses to talk about the emails. He's a cuck
>>69497501
>>69499180
>>69499416
>>69497912
>>69500985
>>69504508
TRUMP / PAUL 2016
MAGA
MAFA
HHHHMMMMMGGGG
>>69507619
>>69495063
He said yuge. He is endorsing Yeb.
>>69499900
Source?
>>69497652
This >>69499831
A real American would eat both. I've done it and I wasn't even born here. You could say it was my form of cultural appropriation. MAGA
>>69499180
Hopefully Rand endorses Johnson, it seems the logical option for him
>>69499167
this.
>>69504508
I DONT KNOW YOU
Man what a great episode.
>>69495063
haha april fools guys :) hahah
>>69498145
>politics is Hollywood for ugly people
never saw it that way, but it's true
>>69495063
It means the blade has already been sunk into Trump, especially within the past 48 hours, and Rand Paul is about to twist that mother fucker. Trump is done.
>>69508836
1942, first televised congress. Politicians suddenly become rockstars, albeit homely ones
>>69498542
>>69499062
I'm holding you two to this.
>>69499782
>implying there's a difference
>>69498557
I want a four-candidate election like 1860:
Trump
Clinton
Paul
Sanders
That would be some shit
He was just criticizing Trump
>“We’ve got one candidate. I can’t remember his name. The rich guy from New York. He says give him power. He’ll fix everything. He’s just a better manager than everybody else, he’s so rich he must be smart,” Paul said. “And so, he’ll fix it if you just give him power.
>“It’s a mess," Paul said about Trump. "You know, I don’t know what to say about Donald Trump, but I think that my personal belief is that the Republican Party needs to be a bigger, better, broader, more diverse party and that’s what I’m going to keep working for.”
http://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/03/31/paul-criticizes-trump-but-wont-endorse-rivals/82475932/
