>Be americuck
>Get KEY'd
http://i.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/78402529/John-Key-takes-on-Donald-Trump-during-United-States-visit
>Prime Minister John Key has taken a swipe at US presidential candidate Donald Trump, telling American business leaders that "you can't build a wall around the country".
>Key also discussed the TPPA free trade deal, which is opposed by Trump, along with Democratic presidential candidates Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton.
>The United States needed to "show leadership in the region" by staying part of the deal, otherwise it would be left behind, he warned.
KNEE'D BY THE KEY!
Why should we care about New Zealand? They have less political clout on the global stage than Canada. You're just Australia's shoe.
New Zealand is the Canada to Australia's America
>How to make Trump stronger
>Tell the people voting for him they can't do what they want with their own country
Get fucked, NWO piece of shit.
Get back to selling your country out to muzzies.
>New Zealand
Literally where?
>>69491567
>otherwise it would be left behind
>New Zealand
>Leaving anyone behind
You going into the west or some shit Frodo? Who gives a fuck what you think.
>>69491567
and not one American outside of /pol/ will ever know
>>69491567
Just bitter his little vanity flag got rekt, had to lash out.
Five in a row, this is now a New Zealand roast thread
>>69491567
>the Canada of the Pacific
:^)
Why is this ugly little jew hobbit even allowed into the USA? NZ is where Britain sent all the cowardly sex criminals, OZ is where they sent the violent criminals
None of those people should be allowed out of their quarantine
>>69494104
It's a country made up by Tolkien.
>>69491567
A FUCKING SHOE
>>69491943
More like Australias used and discarded condom
>Hey America
>Psst, yeah you!
>You can't build a wall, that's not nice!
>You aren't allowed to protect your own borders!
New Zealand you just went full cuck, sorry m8's.
>>69491567
Can't even fuck good.
Stop practising on sheep
>>69491567
Quarter Britain, no one cares.
>>69491567
Very disappointed in Key now.
>>69494579
NZ was never a penal colony, but I can't expect an American to know anything of the world outside New Mexico.
TIL and forgot the New Zealand PM's name.
>>69491567
literally (((who)))?
oh, I get it, he just wants people to know who he is
>>69494799
>Germany
>too smelly
The Turks sure have done Germany a lot of damage.
>>69494554
ERRYTIME!
>>69494642
A FUCKING LEAF
A FUCKING FERN
>>69491567
thats ok NZ, race ahead while NA stays behind
>>69494993
Geeze I didn't know that. What's NZ's excuse for being so retarded then?
>>69494597
>>69494799
>too dominating
And this is bad?
>>69491567
It should be said John Key is a legit Jew who hates Palmy North
>>69491567
Why does NZ exist? Why aren't you part of Australia?
>>69491567
Trump BTFO
>>69495094
If we're the retarded ones, how come we don't have a black man leading our country?
>"you can't build a wall around the country".
...Why not? It's our country.
>>69494799
>America (too dominating)
hey man, some girls like it
>>69491567
Just tell him that if he lived next door to Mexico, he'd understand.
Dude, you cant just like, build a wall.
It's not.. not.. n-no
>>69495871
china did it
>>69495627
Your PM is a jew, dude.
>>69496128
Israel's doing it too. They even take it one step further and have it go into invaded lands and section off areas.
Fuck Israel but fuck everyone else over there too.
>>69494799
>too rough
>too dominating
Who wrote this shit
>>69494799
>too dominating
whoever made this list is a fucking dumbass, being dominating is a good thing
>>69495627
No you have a Jew running your country and you don't even have term limits
AND you basically threw out your constitution, which at one time was pretty good
Zealandcucks have no rights, even the older generations are cucked
>>69496643
I'm sorry NZ, I didn't think the assblasting would be so strong that you would lose your ability to banter completely. I truly am.
>>69496414
What flag is this
>>69491567
What the hell is this? Australia with red stars? What?
>>69496960
Just highlight the flag with your mouse. It will tell you.
Unless you're a phone poster, in which case you don't deserve to know.
You can't even buy BB guns in NZ without a permit
>>69491567
You brought in the fags OP. You then failed to defeat them with your low energy responses.
Are you from Canada originally?
Embarrassment.
>>69497384
You can mate. We have some of the least strict BB gun rules in the world in our Airsoft sports. Our BB guns can look real and shoot at much higher FPS than many countries.
We have good gun laws too.
>"you can't build a wall around the country".
Did he explain why? Oh no he didn't because he's full of shit.
FUCK OFF KEK ZEALAND
>>69491567
>kneed by the key
Is that the best you can do OP?
Doesn't even rhyme
0/10 FAILED MEME
>>69491567
ALMOST
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>69497667
Our reporters are better with verbals than writing. Thats why we invented white rap and poetry. Idiot.
>>69491567
>trump got "rekt" because he was called "not a shill"
good job aussie
>>69491567
>TPPA free trade deal, which is opposed by Trump, along with Democratic presidential candidates Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton
>implying Hillary won't go back on her stance on the TPPA and other free trade deals as soon as she gets into office
Why do people fall for her bullshit? Voting rights should be restricted to 35+.
>>69497847
> New Zealand
> White
>>69497584
177. Is a BB gun, did they not end up putting a restriction after that cop got shot? My bad if i'm wrong
>>69491567
John key is a faggot and a cuck. Google 3 way hand shake, pony tail pulling and mincing on the catwalk. He's more embarrassing for nz than trump would ever be for the USA.
>JUST
This thread is destroying my fantasy of escaping to NZ if Hillary is elected.
>>69498161
Ethnic groups (2013)
74.0% European
14.9% Māori
11.8% Asian
7.4% Pacific peoples
1.2% Middle Eastern, Latin American, African
1.7% Other[5]
Is this not true? I thought it was a paradise with cool geography and potential for guns.
>>69498161
America is less White than NZ nigger.
Fuck off you cheeky darky.
>>69498382
If anything things got more laxed. Any BB gun is legal as far as I know. Air rifles (slug guns) are even fine and very laxed.
Its fully automatic weapons that are much, much harder to get.
>>69498531
there's more white people in my state than the entirety of new zealand
>>69498382
Pcp air guns (Pre charged pneumatic) are cat a iirc since that incident.
>>69497625
New Zealand has fucking vicious immigration control as well, which is what's infuriating
This is Lefist-Israel tier "open borders for everyone! Just not in Israel/NZ!!"
Remember Kiwis, this man represents you, he is your face to the world, make sure you oust him when next you get the oppurtunity
>>69498453
Dont worry mate, we are fine on the white scale.
Just dont live in Auckland with the jaffas. Its the Quarantine zone for ethnic undesirables.
I'll say something nice about New Zealand.
Pic related is something nice about New Zealand.
>>69491567
I kinda wish you had that leaf put on your flag, your country is turning into fucking cuckada
>>69498800
Probably more blacks etc people in your state than my nations population too.
We live in paradise. Paradise is not over flowing. Your nation is one of the hell holes of the earth.
>>69499144
>Probably more blacks etc people in your state than my nations population too.
nope
must be such a wonderful existence for you to come on here and spew all that bile like a piteous child
>>69499325
Like I said, paradise mate.
Do you live in Salt Lake city or something?
>>69498962
NZ voted against changing their 'raciss' flag
OZ voted to change the name of their "raciss" country
Who's the real Cuckadajr.
What say you New Holland?
>>69499325
I was born and raised in NZ, in 18 years I didn't meet a single Black African other than the African-American that was at the time working at the US consulate
There are some dark islanders, but they're nothing compared to the American Negro
In that time I also only ever met one Muslim, he was at a roundabout in Hamilton holding some "free pallyshit" sign, I threw a bottle at him and called him a terrorist
When I started driving again I noticed there was a cop car behind me and both of the cops were having a good laugh
>>69491567
Literally who?
I couldn't even find New Zealand on a map.
what a shithole lmao
>>69491567
Why is no one upset over Key trying to pimp the TPP yet again? Even Hillary doesn't play that shit anymore.
Dude Its so hard to move to new Zealand but I would love to live there
Unsurprisingly, the yanks on here are being stupid.
He was referring to the TPPA - metaphorically, he was referring to protectionism and cutting off free trade, not the wall itself..
You're all too stupid to have Trump, so you don't deserve the GodEmperor, won't happen.
Love seeing the butthurt burgers :^)
>>69501417
trump.
He's a humongous faggot that gets posted here all the time.
>>69491567
If it weren't for Australia, New Zealand would be a literally who country nobody could point on a map.
>>69491567
>t "you can't build a wall around the country".
>says stupid shit
> has a 1000 mile moat around his rock.
Must be a fucking Jew.
Opinion discarded.
>>69492861
Hell no.
We hate our prime minister, he does literally the opposite of what the voter base wants and yet people keep voting him in every year.
We're fucking based, watch a local politician rustle the whole nation. Skip to 3:00 if you must
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD4ma24NfL4
