http://www.dailynk.com/english/read.php?cataId=nk00100&num=13836
>NK: "All Party members and workers must join in soundly crushing China's pressuring schemes with the force of a nuclear storm for its betrayal of socialism."
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
WE ARE GOING TO SEE ZERG RUSHES TO END ALL ZERG RUSHES
THE AIR BATTLE TO END ALL AIR BATTLES
THE FIRST BATTLE BETWEEN TWO NUCLEAR POWERS
LIVE ON YOUR TELEVISION
FROM YOUR COMFY CHAIR WITH MYRIAD SNACKS AND DRINKS
It just says North Korea now sees China as equals to America and South Korea.
>>69487445
Bump
>>69487884
which means they have no allies and you know what they say about a cornered so and so
>>69487445
>This document indicates that the North has now declared China to be an ‘enemy state,’ placing it on the same ranks as South Korea, the U.S., and Japan
>>69487445
>China takes out North Korea
>Takes the hit for absorbing 20 million brainwashed commies
>Seoul and northern Japan are saved from destruction
>all fighting takes place in Manchuria and the north
Well that worked out much better than was expected
>>69488046
No, what?
>>69487445
(Editors note: nothing is happening)
is it time to take in nonrth korean refugees?
i want to sponsor a qt one
>>69490161
If North Koreans hated Chinamen, they wouldn't be going to Canada.
>>69487445
There is nothing happening, moron.
Get the fuck out here.
North Korea would be btfo so fast that the damage they could cause would be pretty much insignificant.
>mfw they actually launch a missile.
>mfw the missile get's blown up before it even travels 10 km.
>mfw china launches so many bombs into north korea it blocks out the sun.
>>mfw the missile get's blown up before it even travels 10 km
How?
Reading North Korean propaganda is like reading self-insert fanfiction.
I think they know they're done and are just looking for some outside force to push them off the cliff and get it over with.
>>69488046
I mean...no, but just...no
>>69490711
AA missile?
>>69490634
>mfw seoul gets glassed as Kim takes out one of the largest economic metropolis in Asia down with his last breath
W E W L A D S
that means no more hot Kpop chicks to jack off to :(
>>69490634
They've got all that artillery pointed at SK, but that seems to be one of the larger extents of potential damage.
If the Happening ever happens, I promise you it won't be from Best Korea.
They will never act and are literally just attention whoring.
The whole thing might blow over with nothing happening again like it has for the last 60 years
That said, North Korea is on the brink of famine. Just yesterday their papers told the citizens to get ready to start eating plants and roots again, like the "arduous march" of 1994.
They demanded 500,000 tons of food aid and received only 17,000 tons this year.
>>69490161
I'm convinced gooks are fucking aliens. I mean come on, they don't look human, don't act human.
What's up with that?
>>69492432
Wouldn't it be awesome if America takes out a majority of DPRK's artillery and command structures with a surprise tomahawk strike from our SSGNs, then uses B-2s to take out airfields and Kim's palaces, then China puts boots on the ground and stomps Kim's army?
>>69487445
>mfw nothing happens again
>>69492827
It will happen someday. It has to.
>the Norks win and annex Manchuria
>>69492827
They are heading for another major famine, so something is going to happen soon.
>>69492827
This "DEATH TO CHINA" shit is definitely new.
>>69492225
good.
>>69487445
disregard....false alarm...its just another muslim britcuck.
>>69487445
Chinky wars is my favourite game
>>69492225
Nah, it means they'll all be poor and desperate.
>>69490971
They actually believe they were mowing down American soldiers with swords and psychic powers
One time they bullshitted a bunch of botanists about a magic tree they claimed was ancient and blossomed when Dear Leader was born. The botanists pointed out that the tree was a foreign species and barely 10 years old. They got embarrassed and quietly chopped it down that night.
>>69493384
>famine
more like revolt, these aren't 90s anymore with their eternal president still among the living, NK is living on inertia, its status quo is too cushy for aparatchiks to rock the boat but they surely won't defent lil' kim when bad comes to worse, after all they are better informed on outside world these days and this fact alone is enough for many of them to question the state of things as they have been ther since the war
>>69490634
Actually they can't.
The Korea eat never ended, it's just a ceasefire so by bombing the north you are attacking land which is occupied but actually belongs to the South.
This would be the issue if China ever bombed the north and tried to take territories
China and NK are like two nerdy autists who stuck together for protection in middle school. Then China became a normalfag and has to pretend to be NK's friend to keep him from shooting up the school.
>>69494689
The endgame is Korean reunification anyway.
It'll be a rough first generation and then Korea will be bigger and richer than ever, and they'll have strong ties to both China and the US.
>>69490161
inb4
>refugees in Canada start to return back to their homes in North Korea
>bad food, too many Chinese, too cold
>>69494745
This is a beautiful metaphor.
>>69494828
better than living under shariah law in germany and getting raped by ahmeds on the daily
>>69487445
>THE FIRST BATTLE BETWEEN TWO NUCLEAR POWERS
Pakistan and India had a war in 1998. They both had nukes.
>open thread
>April fools
Smugfrog
>>69494825
>Korean reunification
after seeing how GDR+DDR turned out I seriously doubt nork regime being in favour of it in any other way than for domestic propaganda purposes
>>69494745
This desu fan
>>69495432
At some point North Korea is going to have about as much choice in the matter as the East Germans did.
>>69493044
homefront comes to reality
>>69494745
excellent analysis
>>69487445
I highly doubt NK and China will have any sort of meaningful exchange. China will crush the NK military within a week, followed by collapse of the Kim regime.
However a re-ignition of the Korean War is very possible, as both China and the US scramble to fill the power vacuum left behind by NK's collapse.
>>69495517
a possibility yes, however the circumstances are vastly different, there are no overtly friendly nations bordering them that allow for massive emigration, their best buddy China reglarly rounds up the defectors and deports them back to their grorious motherland; seas on both sides are dangerous and worthy vessels are hard to come by
>>69495119
Says the good goy who actually fought for that.
>>69494825
i think this will not happened for a long time
here it is subjugation. no free will.
it will not assimilate with Japan
or USA
or Republic of Korea
or China
never
>>69487884
which is pretty fucking bad considering
a) American and SK are their mortal enemies
and
b) China was only friend at one time :(
>>69497062
YO KIM!
HOWS IT GOING NIGGA?
>>69492702
you should read up on the conspiracy that asians have esp
it's out there
>>69497062
Alejandro, is that you? Keep the good fight against evil Imperialism!
>>69497062
do you know about Mao and Kim il Sung?
>>69497062
So... Nukes?
>>69487445
NK and China in nuclear war while we sit back and watch
Nuclear powers?
>North korea declared war on china
>china secures their nuclear weapons, north korea is turned into a desolate wasteland with no living being in
>>69499071
China would take over NK and use it as a buffer zone puppet state between itself and US's SK
barring a terrorist nuke attack, China has an ABM system that could easily intercept low-tech NK missiles, it's not like they posess maneuvering MIRVs in their arsenal and it isn't likely they ever will
