Guys I'm at a mosque. What do I do?
>>69481115
Steal their geese.
>>69481115
>>69481115
Deus vult.
Put bacon on the door handles
Pray to allah ya dummy
You know exactly what to do
>>69481115
Speak to the imam and ask any questions you have.
>>69481115
>>69481115
Go inside.
Mosques are the cleanliest places on earth, the cadre of the Imam cleans it five times a day.
If you have need of sanctuary you can even sleep there.
>>69481115
Leave bacon around the shithole
>>69481272
bacon, bacon everywhere
Show them your power lvl. Go get robes and fake beard, show up saying Imbaack -prophet
>>69481115
Order a BLT. Hold the L and the T.
>>69481115
Go say hi and introduce yourself, they are not our enemies
>>69481115
Show them your power level.
>>69481393
How can a mosque be clean when it's occupied by Muslims?
>>69481393
You know a satanic pentagram gas five points? Is this a coincidence?
>>69481115
lol is this Dearborn
>>69481393
im not falling for roach hotel ruse
learn about their culture and watch them for a while then leave
keep me posted
>>69481115
Take shit in your hand. Smear in face. Post pics.
>>69481508
A mosque isn't the property of anyone, muslims or not.
It is a sanctuary of God, built by muslims, open to anyone, believer or nonbeliever.
Pretty comfy place usually.
>>69481115
Be respectful to the religion and culture off the Muslims there. They're trying to live, just like you. ;^)
Hnmnmmmmm. What's in the box?
Pray to your Creator, Merciful Allah.
>>69481115
Get inside with your celphone recording (hide it) and ask for spiritual help. Say you are considering becoming a muslim. Talk bad about west and let these people talk shit about western values. Agree with them. Make them say they want to conquer west and impose islam.
Go home and edit it. Post it.
>>69481115
Sharpie in pooper.
>>69481115
>>69481115
>>69481115
cruise for gay sex
>>69481361
This.
Ask them if it is permissible to lie or mislead an infidel or someone who might use knowledge of them or their faith against them. It should get a good reaction.
>>69481613
If I wear my Bruno Maglis
Will they steal
Muh shoes
>>69481776
Shut the fuck up and build that wall, babydick shitskin.
You're paying for it, by the way.
>>69481115
Take your clothes off, do a big poop, smear your whole body with poop, then run out into the street yelling "I'm going to make America great again!!!"
>>69481740
A body. They are praying salat al-janazah.
>>69481578
kek, that's what I was thinking.
I had to go to Turkey for work right after some shit blew up (forget the bombing) and talking about it in the car with my driver he said to me "don't worry, only 10% in Turkey are extremist Muslims" .... Like that was good.
Basically 1 in 10 wanted to kill the American.
>>69481115
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>69481115
Ask Where all the Virginia at?
>>69481740
Their bombs
Write "Saracenis! Non calcare vestigium mater nostra Europa!"
>>69481916
Its much, much less than that.
Salafist population in Turkey are a monitored 6000 people.
Out of 65,000,000 Turks and 12,000,000 Kurds.
>>69481508
This is a pretty weird meme, desu. A really old one too. Islamic culture is pretty obsessed with hygiene, especially when compared to a country like the US. Go to your average shopping mall bathroom in the US and it'll most likely be disgusting. Go to your average shopping mall bathroom in a place like Dubai and there will be an attendant keeping everything really impeccably clean. I used to live in Dubai and couldn't help thinking that it's completely retarded that Westerners have a stereotype about Muslims being dirty when in fact it's Westerns who have more of a problem with not having their hygiene up to standard.
>>69481877
>shtskin
>>69481115
Burn it.
I like the pyro class.
>>69481393
go FUCK yourself you piece of fucking garbage
>>69482175
BUILD THE WALL, SPEEDY.
>>69482166
nice try Ahmed
if you really want to annoy them, show up at friday prays and observe them. Do this every friday.
>>69482166
Yeah. Islam is so obsessed with hygiene that there are several people with OCD in that region and there are religious laws related to over-obsession with cleanliness.
>>69481115
Make them a meal in your pressure cooker.
Kyrie eleison, you know what to do ..
>>69481115
attend worship service, openly smoke crack during prayer
>>69481877
>roach bantz
>>69482367
>Islam is so obsessed with hygiene
Muslims are obsessed with Islamic rituals, not hygiene. Muslims have no concept of hygiene.
Get some bread, feed the geese.
>>69482462
>Muslims have no concept of hygiene
What do you base that on?
>>69481393
You're just used to the smell of dirty feet. plus, what do you know about cleanliness?
>>69481115
Pass out Jack Chick tracts at the door.
>>69482462
Seriously, dude. This just isn't right. Mosques are kept spotless. Why do you think people aren't allowed to wear shoes inside them? In a church in a Western country, people are happy to walk all kinds of shit inside the building with their shoes, especially if it's been snowing outside.
>>69481115
remove kebab
>>69482462
>ritualistic muslim hygiene
>actual hygiene, as understood by modern medical science
Just because you rinse your hands and feet every few hours and rub a special allah-mop around the floor on a regular basis doesn't mean you are actually clean. Following a medieval cleanliness code is only a little less retarded than putting leeches on your skin to balance your humors.
>>69481115
PORK IT
>too scared to even get out of the car.
yeah..nah, you're not doing anythig
>>69481115
Scream GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW!
You will never find faster friends.
>>69481740
WMDs, Cheetos or Jimmy Hoffa
>>69482683
There is a way that seemeth right....
It would have to do with doing or following something that is considered right in general and somehow it is visible that it is not.
Call up a catering business and have them deliver 500 ham sandwiches to your location.
>>69482166
I'll make sure I shake everyone's hand with my left hand when I go inside :^)
>>69481115
Do you have a Dog with you?
I have the bacon. Inshallah my brothers
>>69483697
Happening
>>69483697
WOO DO IT
>>69483697
IDS HABBEDIG
>>69483697
>not the same id as op
>>69484126
Maybe he switched from wifi to cellular
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>69483697
>turn on CNN
>"racist right wing extremist gets beheaded while trying to harass local Muslims using bacon"
>Obama donates $4 billion dollars to the offended Muslims
>mfw
>>69482978
>smelly Chad in charge of understanding Islamic hygiene
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslim_hygienical_jurisprudence
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette
Stay dirty m8 :^)
>>69483697
WORLD STAR
>>69481115
http://explosives.wonderhowto.com/how-to/make-molotov-cocktail-with-gasoline-248542/
>>69481393
holy fuck you delusional faggot
>>69484220
>using street wifi
>jew throwing bacon on a mosque
>>69483697
you can get life in prison for that dont do it
>>69483684
Yes. Pic related
>>69484126
I went home and got on my wifi
>>69481810
This to be honest
>>69481115
i think you know in your heart already
>>69484412
baka save a slice for the pupper
>>69481115
make vlad proud anon
ANFO IT!
>>69481393
that's just to get the toilet paperless stench of turkroach out of it
>>69484412
BAN ASSAULT DOGS
STOP ISLAMOPHOBIA
>>69481115
This nigga is behind the mosque in Dearborn on a little service drive that runs behind the mosque and churches lined up next to each other.
he is either A. an arab that shitposts here
or B. a whiteboi pretending to go to the catholic or orthodox churches nearby but didn't have the courage to actually walk into the mosque, merely take a pic of its rear.
source: I'm a white guy who has been inside the mosque, went in to just look around because I was curious of different cultures, the architecture and structural integrity, how open the people where to non-muslims, the number of exits the place has, etc.
basically just a curiosity to understand a different people.
Nothing, because the media would take the story and spin it out of control. Probably call you an avid trump supporter too.
>>69481393
>Mosques
>clean
They're filthy, just like muslims. In fact I'll never touch a muslim or touch anything touched by a muslim, because muslims are so damn filthy.
>>69482229
Did he really say anything that deserved that response?
I mean I'm a /pol/ack but that was just normie rage like you see on kikebook
>>69484687
>the number of exits the place has
Lol what?
>>69484834
At least they use bidets unlike most americans who just go around with crusty assholes, dingleberries and urine stains in their underwear
>>69484909
he's turkish. he's crap.
>>69484384
No, YOU can get life in prison for that.
In 'Murica, bacon belongs on everything.
>>69484687
I fucking knew it was that Mosque
I live like a half mile from there
Get inside and convert to Islam, it's the way you will find peace. May Allah guide you to the right path, mashallah.
>>69484687
Where is Dearborn?
I was inside, here's a pic of the box again from the inside
>>69484412
Ah... dont do it
>>69485034
why does this exist?
>>69484909
hes a worthless shitskin residing in the asshole of the earth.
fuck him and his family
Come on, OP. We're waiting.
Don't try too hard to say or do anything "shocking", because you know what? Odds are we've heard it already.
You know what would REALLY shock us? If you respectfully came in, respectfully asked any questions you have, respectfully stay for prayer if you want, and then respectfully leave. I promise you that's a day not many of us would soon forget.
>>69485141
stfu
>>69481115
Release a herd of pigs on the premises and taint their ground.
>>69485122
Why can't Muslims take care of a lawn?
>>69485285
lmao shut up
>>69485263
>Come on, OP. We're waiting.
>>69481115
Where are you? I've never seen a fucking mosque in my entire life. Minnesota or something?
>>69485263
>Come on, OP. We're waiting.
>>69485540
Probably a swede posting with proxy
>>69481115
those are big ducks
>>69485285
>covert idf trying to weaken white resolve to unleash bacon dog
>>69485592
lel based Norge
>>69485051
You know, just a side-note;
Dearborn is one of the most heavily monitored cities in the entire United States, I hope you're behind proxies friend, federal departments ranging from Homeland Security to the Department of Justice monitor traffic in-and-out at nearly complete coverage....
Dearborn has a large number of "safe-houses" that are literally listening posts that process raw data and listen in on phone calls from literally every.single.person.of.arab.decent.
>>69481115
DEUS VULT 'em
>>69481115
Pray to a false god silently buwhahaha
>>69481393
Yeah no thanks
>>69481393
>the cadre of the Imam cleans it five times a day.
so he is filthy guy after all?
>>69485736
And you know this how exactly?
>>69481115
Leave an upperdecker in the toilet.
>>69485948
He's a muslim, so yeah.
can you get roof access and put the bacon in the crescent moon thingy on the roof so it has the oscar meyer pack up there then take pic?
you go in during prayer time and listen to them say
الله أكبر
أشهد أن لا اله إلا الله
أشهد أن محمدا رسول الله
حي على الصلاة
حي على الفلاح
الصلاة خيرٌ من النوم
الله أكبر
لا إله إلا الله
Then you say
ﻭَﺃَﻧَﺎ ﺃَﺷَْﻬَﺪُ ﺃَﻥْ ﻟَﺎ ﺇِﻟَﻪَ ﺇِﻟَّﺎ ﺍﻟﻠﻪُ ﻭَﺣْﺪَﻩُ ﻟَﺎ ﺷَﺮِﻳﻚَ ﻟَﻪُ ﻭَﺃَﻥَّ ﻣُﺤَﻤَّﺪﺍً ﻋَﺒْﺪُﻩُ ﻭَﺭَﺳُﻮﻟُﻪُ، ﺭَﺿِﻴﺖُ ﺑِﺎﻟﻠﻪِ ﺭَﺑَّﺎً ﻭَﺑِﻤُﺤَﻤَّﺪٍ ﺭِﺳُﻮﻻً ﻭَﺑِﺎﻹِْﺳﻼَﻡِ ﺩِﻳﻨﺎً "
ﺍﻟﻠﻬﻢ ﺻــﻞ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﻣﺤﻤﺪ ﻭ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﺁﻝ ﻣﺤﻤﺪ ﻛﻤﺎ ﺻﻠﻴﺖ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﺇﺑﺮﺍﻫﻴﻢ ﻭ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺁﻝ ﺇﺑﺮﺍﻫﻴﻢ ﺍﻧﻚ ﺣَﻤِﻴﺪٌ ﻣَجيد َ ﺍﻟﻠﻬﻢ ﺑﺎﺭﻙ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﻣﺤﻤﺪ ﻭ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﺁﻝ ﻣﺤﻤﺪ ﻛﻤﺎ ﺑﺎﺭ ﻛﺖ ﻋﻠٰﯽ ﺇﺑﺮﺍﻫﻴﻢ ﻭ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺁﻝ ﺇﺑﺮﺍﻫﻴﻢ ﺍﻧﻚ ﺣﻤﻴﺪ ﻣﺠﻴﺪ
ﺍﻟﻠﻬﻢ ﺭﺏ ﻫﺬﻩ ﺍﻟﺪﻋﻮﺓ ﺍﻟﺘﺎﻣﺔ ﻭﺍﻟﺼﻼﺓ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﺋﻤﺔ ﺁﺕ ﻣﺤﻤﺪﺍ ﺍﻟﻮﺳﻴﻠﺔ ﻭﺍﻟﻔﻀﻴﻠﺔ ﻭﺍﺑﻌﺜﻪ ﺍﻟﻤﻘﺎﻡ ﺍﻟﻤﺤﻤﻮﺩ ﺍﻟﺬﻱ ﻭﻋﺪﺗﻪ
>>69485736
lol bruh I'm a white male that has a job and lives with his girlfriend. the extent of my "terrorism" is shitposting on /pol/
>>69481866
They'd just lie to you fuckwit
>>69484412
YESSSSSSS!
>>69485285
get fucked
OP, plant that fucking bacon
>>69484687
>This nigga
>Arab
Whiteboi
Get the fuck off this board you boot lip bubba shrimp looking nigger.
>>69484979
Underwear inspector detected.
detonate your vest lol two can play at that game
>>69485285
Oh the POOR muslims. Odds are everyone in this thread has heard this rubbish taqiya before.
>>69482166
https://www.fac*book.com/rafikdj75/videos/1623709504513648/
This cleanness hurts my eyes.
>>69482166
go back to dubai then mudslime
>>69481115
change the crescent to a cross/that weird star that we reformeds use to put on the top
>>69481115
Please shoot them all.
>>69485975
Extremely underrated
>>69485162
For porking.
>>69487228
Thanks, but I actually hate Dubai. Too many terrible British expats who want to get vomitingly drunk in boring hotels. Honestly, I was quite amazed at how seriously they take the hygiene of mosques. Stereotype was completely blown away.
Ring the door bell. Ask them if they have a minute to speak with you about your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
>>69481740
OPEN IT
>>69481393
A
FUCKING
TURKROACH
>>69482978
>moving the goalposts this hard
Muslims invented bathing. White people didn't even know how to bathe until Muslims taught them how; Christians never bathed. In puritan America bathing was considered a heretical act. Bet you just spray some Axe under your pits and call it a day.
>>69485285
I wish normalfags like you would stay off my board go bitch about it on Reddit or /v or /mlp or really anywhere else just fuck off
>>69481877
> Shitskin says build wall
Hypocrisy has a new name, /pol/acks. And it's this Turkroach Faggot RIGHT here.
>>69481393
Turkroach detected
>>69482166
25 Cents have been deposited into your account from the Daesh.
Try harder, Jamaal.
>>69482229
Hey, cool down, and don't be that mad.
He might be a Turkroach, but no need to act like a massive cunt.
>>69482683
> Jack Chick Tracts
> Even /tg/ hates that shit
TOP
FUCKING
KEK
You deserve a medal, anon. Fuck, you deserve TWO medals.
>>69483697
DO IT FAGGOT
>>69484979
I really don't want to know how you know that. Whatever tickles your fancy, Jamaal.
>>69485122
It's in Michigan. And has a shit-ton of mudslimes.
Don't want to go there. Fuck that town, and fuck the retards who let them set up there in the first place.
>>69485285
> Normal
> NORMAL
FUCKING JIDF INFILTRATOR.
Either that or redditfag. Both are shit.
Fuck, what happened to this board?
>>69488104
>what are the Roman baths.
>>69485592
Hey, are you actually Norwegian, or is that some fucked up proxy?
Because I want to go to a place where there are no mudslimes.
>>69485975
kek, underrated post.
>>69488104
> Christians never bathed
> Europe's Thermal baths apparently forgotten
At least try harder sometime, faggot.
>>69482166
>obsessed with hygine
Have you ever smelled a mulsim before?
>>69488966
Orville Hubbard would've never allowed it.
For real though, Dearborn is a nice city. You have to understand that while there is a massive amount of muslims, the vast majority of them are generations-deep Americanized shias. they are some of the nicest people I've ever met. they keep the neighborhood safe. they just kind of act like (gasp) normal people, as opposed to the absolute insanity that Europe is dealing with right now
>>69481740
those WMDs bush was looking for
>>69482229
calm down pham
