>Just bought 23andme
>Nervous to see if I'm some sort of mongrel or not
Does anyone else know this feel?
Post your 23andme's so we can see how you shape up.
Remember, not one drop.
>>69479789
>giving your DNA to the jews
>>69479885
>implying they don't have it already
top kek. 23andme is kinda shitty since they stopped the health tests tho
>>69479885
This, also you're not a burger, the mutt possibility is quite low unless you're aware of some immigration in your familys history.
>>69479885
I work in a call centre.
Life can't possibly get any worse so I can't be blackmailed by them :^)
>>69479838
I know. The trouble is that if I do turn out to be some sort of half-caste, my political beliefs will be shaken to death.
>>69480018
I checked the website and they still seem to have the health tests in terms of drug responses/allergic reactions/genetic fuck-ups/etc.
>>69479789
If anyone can beat my britishness in speculative mode I will applaud them.
>>69480381
Why the fuck are British and Irish grouped together?
Part of the reason why I'm doing this was in the hope of finding out if I was free of taig blood or not.
>>69480121
they are not part of the kit anymore.
>>69480548
Oh well. I'm doing it mainly for the ancestry side, anyway.
Anyone who sends their DNA for analysis by these companies is fucking retarded. An ancestry search can tell you much more anyway
>>69480511
Who knows. I've not got a single Irish relative.
Nice pepe
>>69479789
I was told I was a pure white Aryan for my whole life and then.... Nothing has ever been the same.
*onlytearsnow*
>>69480381
>0.1% North African
>>69480381
>0.1% north african
>0.1% joo
Hello tyrone shekelberg
>>69481303
anon, you are the real master race. aryans don't want to say it but the jews are the most intelligent race of them all.
>>69481408
wtf you are every race combined
what do you even look like?
>>69481364
Hey man, it counts the caucasus mountain range as north african.
I swear I'm not a filthy arab.
>>69481408
>>69481408
t. supreme gentlman
>>69481408
are you a homunculus?
>>69481408
>>69481498
He's a Conquistador
>>69481577
Can you guys add english subtitles to your videos pls thanks.
>>69481408
Were your ancestors pirates?
>>69479789
>Europeans doing blood purity tests
Why? Worst case scenario you are a mix of European ethnic groups
really want to get this but isnt it like 100 quid?
>>69481552
POO
>.3% finnnn
I know where my affinity for memeancy comes from
>>69481691
Some European groups are more European than others.
>>69481927
True.
>>69481650
Turns out some Swedes do have internet access in their cuck sheds
What a time to be alive
I was really surprised that I had 13% ashkenazi and 9% north african. Kinda cool how I can label myself as mixed race despite looking like a Caucasian.
>>69481477
Not convinced it is racial. Cultural intelligence seems more likely.
>>69482032
Unless you want to carry around your results like some kind of ID to wave in front of white liberals when they disagree with you, they'll never believe you.
>>69479789
> paying for the privilege of having a private company patent your genome
Top cuck.
>>69481408
T. Mongrel
>>69482218
The data is in an email. An email is on your phone. Phone has a screen.
>>69480381
Nigger jew
>>69482307
"but that's photoshopped, anyway it doesn't matter because you look white"
>>69479789
>>69482032
Those two cancel out, so you aren't mixed race. The ethnic polarity and such.
> mom is basically half Scandinavian half Japanese
> dad is basically German, Scottish, and French
Idk where the rest comes from
>>69482501
denial
sidestep the argument completely
gotta love liberals
>>69481408
Elliott Rogers?
never got why people want to send their genetic information away to some company.
>>69482620
I guess their minds are awfully fit and energetic for to do all the mental gymnastics every day.
>>69482678
Piece of mind when you find out you're not a kike.
>>69482678
you can do it anonymously
I probably have gypsy blood.
My grandfather's great grandmother was raped by a gypo
>>69479789
Literally a stain on my soul.
>>69483310
YOU WUZ KANG
>>69482678
To find out if your descended from lesser or higher races
>>69479789
>>69479885
FOX DIE!!!
>>69483479
I don't know what's worse, the 4.7% kike or 0.1% nigger.
>>69483310
>0.1% N. African
I bet the kikes that run that corporation throw that in just so people have to re-think their views on africans
>sending your DNA to a private corporation and paying to do so
shiggy diggy doo
>>69479789
Saxon master race lads.
>>69483691
You may know that you're 100% Chinese, but the rest of us aren't so certain of our ancestry.
I really think 23and me puts this 0,1% north African shit in there to try to be politically correct.
Too many people have it.
I can trace my ancestry almost 1000 years unbroken.. Abd not one bit of nigger or arab. But ive got this 0,1% too.
Dont believe it.
>>69484031
I am whiter than you m8 you filthy kike nigger
>>69484270
>CHING CHONG PING DONG CHANG CHANG
Canada pls, this is an English image board
>>69479789
The founder was previously married to sergey brin, the jew who co-founded google.
You are willingly giving your DNA to the largest search engine on the planet, founded by 2 jews.
>>69484061
>I really think 23and me puts this 0,1% north African shit in there to try to be politically correct.
>Too many people have it.
>I can trace my ancestry almost 1000 years unbroken.. And not one bit of nigger or arab. But ive got this 0,1% too
My thoughts exactly. They throw it in to make you re-think about 'diversity'
>>69484437
If resorting to assumed stereotypes is the best argument you have to offer, I'll have to say you must then be a fat mexican surrounded by a bunch of niggers with guns
Enjoy your mudblood DNA results m8
>>69482965
So how will you get the results?
>>69484501
"A sucker is born every minute"
>>69484623
>best argument
lol, you think we're having an argument?
I guess asians don't have the banter gene.
i was devestated
>>69484829
>I guess asians don't have the banter gene
lurk more, the nippons drop bombs here
>>69479789
I know the feeling OP, my Dad got his DNA tested recently and it turned out to pretty much be exactly what we expected. I also know my mom side come predominately from England and Scotland, which must be a pure white because she has light blue eyes, but we haven't tested her DNA yet, should be interesting.
>>69484911
your blood was literally blacked
>>69484911
B L A C K E D
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E
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>>69484801
online of course
come on, Switzerland, it ain't rocket science
you make an online account, pay online too (probably)
>>69479789
not even once
http://www.wired.com/2015/10/familial-dna-evidence-turns-innocent-people-into-crime-suspects/
>>69484951
>a chink complementing the japs
Well its good to see race relations are improving.
>>69485044
...how do they get your genetic materials over the internet?
Or is this just one of those ancestry research scams?
>>69484061
This much denial about your great great great great great grandma being fucked by a black man
>>69485054
just to add on to my other post
http://fusion.net/story/215204/law-enforcement-agencies-are-asking-ancestry-com-and-23andme-for-their-customers-dna/
>>69479789
>willingly giving your DNA the NWO
Good job.
>>69479789
>>69485161
No its a real DNA test
>>69485161
You send in spit
>>69484951
americans with asian proxies pretending to be asian*
you can always tell because they usually have some fake ass pretend accent that you'd hear from a hollywood movie
>typing how you'd imagine someone would speak
fucking cringe
>>69485128
You have an inferiority complex or something lad?
>>69485161
you send a saliva sample over mail
at least that's what I've read yesterday
>>69485559
Nah, some of you chinks are cool, but nothing to get a complex over.
You've got great ideas when it comes to building walls.
>>69485565
>>69485526
ah, I thought you'd have to go there and cum in a cup or something
>>69480381
>>69484911
I have never seen a 100% European American. You guys sure do love fucking black and asian women.
>>69485735
Build that shit m8
>>69480381
Applaud me peon
>>69485847
>>69481887
No one has made fun of mine yet and I'm feeling a bit left out.
>>69485996
Nothing to make fun of. Finns are based and they are European.
>>69481404
lel
>>69485328
your eastern europe is probably more jewish too
>>69485967
>0.3% Mongol
>0.5% Kraut
I hope I'm not this impure desu.
Thanks guys. I wonder if I enquire further with them once I get my results, if I can get them to split up 'British' and 'Irish' for the sake of precision.
>>69485328
Holy fug
We wuz tha world
>>69479789
I want to buy it too, anyone has compared prices/services with similar companies and knows where is best to buy or if the prices will go down?
>>69486152
Finnish is not considered to be Scandinavian
>>69484501
I wanted to know for sure my cancer risk for certain types of cancers.
Normally you don't get tested for gene aberrations until a close family member or you yourself are diagnosed. I've had enough family members diagnosed (but none of them close enough to convince doctors to order a test) to make me nervous. The only other way was to pay for private genetic counseling (thousands).
This was a cheap and easy way to check for the major genes.
>>69483310
But North Africans way back when are just ill white peoples like the Egyptians
>>69481408
Blanda upp
>>69484911
Jamaled
>>69481408
what the fuck
Reminder they add on "0.1 Ashkenazi" to make people think Jews are good. In reality most of you probably are pure European.
Also don't give money to Kike companies.
>>69479789
SHUT IT DOWN
>>69479789
>Post your 23andme's so we can see how you shape up.
don't need to. I know where I came from, back to the Huguenots
>>69486400
23andme's price hardly every goes down for a single kit
usually around mother's day/father's day they might run a sale cutting the price of a second kit or something
i think ancestry's still the cheapest.
>>69486780
>10% shitskin
>>69486738
No it means you are probably descended from a race mixer who couldn't score a white woman a very long time ago
>>69486738
>this is what he tells himself to rationalize the jews in his family tree
>>69480121
>I know. The trouble is that if I do turn out to be some sort of half-caste, my political beliefs will be shaken to death.
Why? Are you some sort of hypocrite?
>>69486738
Mine was like 4% kike with the rest being British and Irish, why are so many of us Anglo kikes?
What have you done m8?
>>69486566
No, but they are European. Where did you get that from?
>Paying 100€ to give your DNA to Google
>>69486400
If you go ancestry it's $100 and you will get something like this
>>69485013
Half the price but a little less comprehensive than 23andme
>>69487123
What are they going to do, stab me?
>>69481887
I bet you could feel the khan in you.
>>69486942
No. My political beliefs are shaped around the love for my land and people. If they are not my people, nor this my land, I'll probably just go into some sort self-imposed political exile for the rest of my life.
>>69487123
Please set up a right-wing DNA research company, by all means. I'd rather give my money to them.
>>69485328
0.1% oceanian
ooga booga
>>69486862
.1 isn't that much niglet.
>>69487099
Yes they are considered European but are more closely related to Russians than to Scandinavians
>>69487286
They are going to clone you and sodomize you.
>>69486823
is there really any difference between 23 and me and ancestry's? I heard they all go to the same lab anyways.
>>69487309
Just to add, I'm an ethnic nationalist.
If I turn out to be an ethnic mongrel, I'd rather die than become some faggy civic nationalist.
>>69487525
>>69486823
>>69486400
Someone should buy both of them and expose how bullshit these "tests" are.
>>69487431
So why would we roast you for that? Finns, Russians and Swedes are all European. Different ethnicities yeah but nothing to roast. You are white.
>>69487661
surely someone's done that already
>>69487525
More or less the same, Ancestry is half the price , but a little less comprehensive, but more or less the same
>>69485013
>paying for BSandMe
>>69487818
I'm not being critical I just wanted to point it out, lel
>>69487978
Less comprehensive in what way? I don't want to shovel out another $100 for 23 and me if the difference is trivial.
>>69485328
Wtf is 0.1% ashkenazi?
CAN I GET REPARATIONS YET
>>69488166
Ancestry focuses more on regions as opposed to individual countries with 23 and me, but will still tell you if your 100% European
>>69487661
found one here: http://www.lifewithgremlins.com/best-dna-test-ancestrydna-vs-23andme-review/
pretty close results but a sample of one means nothing
>>69487123
This
Can't believe people here are so moronic now
I bet half of you use fucking chrome
>>69488428
Looks like i'll be paying the extra $100 then. Thanks senpai
>>69479789
>literally giving your DNA to the Google jews AND paying for it
you're fucking hopeless
Hey /pol/ if you can tell ethnicity by DNA why don't they identify the race of a murderer whom left their DNA at the crimescene?
>>69488646
But that's possible you dumb fucking pastry
>>69479789
Men with white skin with black hair & brown eyes were deemed most attractive by white women.
No need to worry.
I was 96% white w 2% Jewish
Most white came grime France.
>>69488700
the nose knows
>>69488646
it's being done
>>69488607
Good call, I'll probably get a second test with them as well, yw
>>69488783
There is nothing non-European about black hair and brown eyes.
Paleo-Europeans like Basques are mostly like that.
>>69488700
RARE
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>>69488700
Not true, Grey eyes have less melanin than blue or green
I thought people bought these to screen for diseases but it's actually just a natsoc epeen thing?
>>69488700
>Taig
>>69480381
Where are you even accessing this screen? I go to reports and I can only get a shitty list as opposed to the map view.
>>69488700
>t. The Eternal Kraut
>>69488700
>Green eyes most common among Celtic people
>Angles were famous among the Romans for having green eyes
>Both make up the British isle
>Somehow Irish/Anglos aren't white
lol
What else can you find out by doing these tests? Thinking about getting one of these done.
>>69489238
Most people don't do it for those autistic reasons, the world is not 4chan
>>69488751
>>69488821
Just looked it up, you're right. Didn't think they were doing it.
I got Ancestory recently and I've spent hours digging around for archives and records to fill out my family tree. I've learned I have some German and French blood which I never knew about before; pretty neat.
>>69485967
hey peter
2% is the range of mistakes, so if you lived in europe forever and got like native Indian 0.5% or some shit, it's just random noise
>>69481577
for real tho add subtitle please
>>69479789
Anyone here trace their ancestry to European nobility? I'm related to a German guy who was ennobled by the Swedish crown for fighting in the thirty years war, in the mid seventeenth century, from that family line I descend a handful of ancient noble families in Sweden, back when the Swedes weren't just a bunch of cucks
get on my level goyim
>>69485967
Good Job, Mr. Peter Kennedy!
>>69490449
OY VEY
>>69489496
they only tell you if youre a nigger or not
>>69490440
Supposedly, I'm related to a German duke and somehow related to the Hapsburg royalty. Does 23andme tell you who you are related to or?
european master slav reporting in
>>69479789
>>69480381
>>69481408
>>69482568
>>69483310
>>69484911
>>69485328
>>69486780
>>69488240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsTVd4_U3ck
>>69484911
Lel cucked by great great great great great great grandpa Jamal.
>>69481408
Is this your final form?
>>69488240
No one has ripped me a new asshole yet.
I'm feeling left out here, you faggot fucks.
Want to try it to see if I'm 100% Chinese but I'm not sure if it justifies the $100+ price tag. And then there's the issue of giving your genetic material to some private company.
>>69490828
Slavs proving that purebred is often synonymous to inbred
>>69491421
don't know what you mean man. ancestors are croatians who fought against the ottomans so it's kinda logical they keep to their kind.
>>69490809
Same guy on my phone now, but no, you have to trace it through your ancestry, a really good website for figuring it out is Geni.com, really good for people trying to trace their European ancestry, that's how I figure it out, you might need a membership tho
>>69479789
ALL MUD BLOODS GTFO
who cares if you gave your spit too some company
do you guys think they will invent some disease to kill all their loyal customers?
>>69492139
>0.3%
>>69492139
My Neaderthal DNA result.
>>69492139
0.3% unassigned
AYY LMAO
Y
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>>69490809
If you get a chance do some research, if there are any prominent nobles in your family tree there's a good chance you can trace it back to lines of European kings, because noble families would generally speaking, always marry into other noble families, with some exceptions, the Scandinavian countries, in particular Sweden in my case, for hundreds of years kept track of the Genealogies of noble families, which at that point makes research really easy
>>69492233
>>69492450
It just means my ancestors were apart of Atlantis.
>>69480511
More needs to be said about the Hibernian agenda.
>>69492258
Cool I'm pretty sure I have Neanderthal genes in my family, what I read is anyone with allergies is descended from Neanderthals, that was a big discovery recently. Both of my siblings including my mom have allergies but me and my Dad dont, he is mostly Scandinavian, my mom is Scottish and English, I take more after my dad
>>69492643
>Atlantis wasn't an outpost of aliens
Where the fuck do you think the Stargate down in Antarctica leads?
>>69492185
Man, what was that guy cackling on about?
I can't remember but it was funny as hell.
>>69485328
The fuck? I nearly have the same results as you you're a spic or something family?
>>69484911
LMFAO FUCKING NIGGER
I'm kinda nervous to see what kinda mongrel my mother is.
>father is all German and Dutch
>mother is a random grab bag of mostly white genes but a little native American, also polish so I could be a jew
>>69480049
hate to break it to you muzzybrit, but your a mudshit. cry more shitskin nigger lover
YOU WISH YOU COULD BE THE MASTER BURGER RACE.
>>69492733
Purge the taigs
>>69479838
Heh
>>69493855
Ouch
I'm terrified of finding out I have any non European blood in me
I would kill myself if I did
East/SE Asian here. I'm afraid to buy this because I might have poo or abbo nigger DNA. At least I won't have regular nigger DNA.
>>69494090
Why?
Because /pol/ will think poorly of you?
>>69494191
Because I would think poorly of myself
How am I supposed to stand up for whitey if I'm not even white myself?
I would be absolutely crushed
How much does it cost? I've been saving money up for buying a loo but I guess I'll take that test
>>69481408
JUST
>>69494578
200 dollars
wew lad
thank god I'm not a shitskin
>>69482568
is your mom cute?
>>69481408
what the fuck are you
>>69494922
>southern euro
>not a shit skin
>>69494922
Romans truly fucked everything with two legs. I have yet to see a European without Southern European making up a decent percentage.
>>69485967
>>69495289
Ok maybe this Eternal Anglo who hid in the Hebrides has no roman.
>>69494878
>>69494578
Don't you mean Poo-hundred dollars
Why does everyone have 0.?% finnish?
>>69495539
Genghis Khan had tons of sex
>>69492258
>only 3.0%
>>69495539
Vikings raped and pillaged a lot.
>>69484911
Are you going to refer to yourself as afro-american now?
Anyone ever do Family Tree DNA?
>>69487296
Every time I get blackout drunk my family has to stop me from taking one of the horses and riding around our property shooting things with my bow.
>>69496195
I'm only 60% viking, 40% genghis khan some based pillaging raping genes.
>>69488198
dirtiest jew race
Does anyone know how long it takes to get your results in Europe?
>>69486780
please post a pic
![Girls[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WDQYJDz.jpg "Girls[1].png")
>>69479789
>he gave his shekels to the sequencing jew
>>69486780
This is what Hitler was afraid of.
>>69485328
A FUCKING ABO
>>69481408
t. Canada
>>69481408
Can you post a picture with your face black squared? I have got to see this mess, I gotta know.
I hope they start shipping here someday.
>send jews my DNA
>get my data saved for rich assholes
>one day I'm kidnapped and killed for my organs because my DNA matched with a millionaire or politician
>>69479789
I just got mine. 99.7% European, 0.3% SSA. 4% of my DNA is Neanderthal.
>>69479789
That is going in my fucking special Pepe folder. One of the rarest/dankest I've seen in a while.
>>69484911
Don't feel bad anon, you got KINGZ blood
>>69499339
Become an alcoholic that way when they put any of your organs into some person he will die even faster.
>>69496524
Lol I think 23&Jew give most people 1-3% jew on their reports so people think they're too part Jew and there is no need to antisemitism
Didn't some guy send his dog's DNA and they just made shit up?
>>69491370
Congrats on wasting yer money
>>69499339
Oh shit
>>69481303
Ayy, muh fellow Ashkenaz!!
Repeat after me:
BARUCH-
ATA-
ADONAI-
ELOCHEINU-
All the idiots in this thread.
23andMe shows ONLY your mother's lineage.
You would need both your DNA and yours father to discover whole ancestry background and it costs a LOT more
I was relieved
>really want to check out muh genetics and make sure I don't have any mudblood
>can't justify spending 200 dollarydoos on the chromosomal jew
>>69484911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmIrq1bOafA
>>69502040
klaatu barada nikto
>paying $200 to find out youre a nigger jew
nope
>>69502260
Thats not true at all.
>>69493855
My mom is white and my dad is hispanic.
Maybe do some research before you spout off shit you have no idea about, Mohammed
>>69502645
Mazel-TOV!
That was your Barmitzwa.
HAVA NAGILA HAVA
>>69491370
SHUT UP AND SHINE MY SHOES YOU NIGGER OR ILL SEND YOU BACK TO YOUR MUD HUT IN DARKEST AFRICA
:3
Doing this, I sincerely hope I have some abo in me so I can get some government gibmedats.
>>69479885
This
>>69487661
What should be done is this:
1st anon = British
2nd Anon = Russian, Greek, or Sicilian
Send in the same DNA using real identities and then see the response.
>people giving in freely their genetic signature to the next Edgar Jewver
>"""redpilled""""
>>69481170
Yep
>>69502546
>being so fucking poor that you can't waste some bucks in knowing your ancestry
I wouldn't like being you, anon. In fact I would kill myself, if were I so miserable as thou.
>100% European
>Out of Africa
Choose one.
>>69506042
That's not what justification means, retard.
I can't justify spending 5 bucks on a starbucks latte either. That doesn't mean I'm fucking poor. It means it's not economically worth it.
Best of luck
>>69479789
100% European. 98% Northern European.
Feels good man.
Have a rare Pepe for these good feels I feel, you feel me?
>>69507263
>we're all africans :^)
That's about as much of an argument as saying we're all monkeys.
>>69484911
Woah, slave ancestor alert.
Fucking mongols....
>>69492733
>A mere coincidence, mo chara.
