Is he going to endorse Kasich?
>Endorse Trump
>April Fool's!!
Le epic Randlet joke
>>69479424
it's probably an endorsement for him for his senate race
No you idiot. It will be Ted Cruz.
Both want retarded flat taxes and are True Conservative Protectors of the Constitution (TM)
>>69479507
this
I think it's probably going to be Clinton though because that's more outrageous.
>>69479424
Who is he talking to?
His wife endorses my dick
>>69479652
>No you idiot. It will be Ted Cruz.
you don't say so
>yfw he endorses Bernie
>>69479507
fpbp on the 2nd hes gunna say that he isnt going to endorse anyone
>>69479658
this
He's pretty much done with politics at this point.
He realized the American people didn't want to live in America any more.
>>69479424
Kasich supported the AWB in the '90's, Ron would sooner support Trump.
He probably is going to announce that Rand is adopted.
Either Cruz or he's going to endorse one of the Libertarians. Probably the latter.
>>69479652
the Paul's want non-interventionism more than they want a flat tax
an endorsement of Trump is definitely possible.
might endorse Gary Johnson who knows
>>69479424
>mfw he endorises Clinton
>>69479424
If Rand really was anti-establishment, he would endorse Trump. At this point it's so obvious who is on which side.
>>69479424
Well considering tomorrow is April Fool's and Rand is a bit of a joker he'll either make a joke of it or endorse Cruz. Either way Kentucky is over so I don't see how his endorsement would help much.
Hell endorse gary johnson cause hes a faggot lolbertardian
>>69479985
Rand is with us, I can't believe Ron fucking Paul's son is with the eternal ZOG
He just made a huge mistake, He thought the path to liberty involved making huge concessions to the neo cons and playing the standard political game with integrity
oh and also making concessions to SJWs
he was just too much of a cuck for this election cycle
He'll endorse anyone that is smaller than him.
Yknow as a life long Paul acoylite, ive forgiven rand for alot of shit, endorisng Rombot, Mcconnel etc. and i realize he cant endorse trump, but if he endorses cruz im completely fucking done with him
>>69480392
Too bad Rubio dropped out then.
>>69479652
>flat tax
>retarded
damn you emu
>>69479424
>>69479507
If he does this, the Paul proto-political dynasty is dead.
Rand could have been great, he could have been president. But he chose the wrong issues to compromise on and the wrong ones to hold to.
It's his damn surgery career
>>69479904
Does Bill have HIV?
He already backed Romney so his endorsement usually goes to losers.
>>69480515
hail to thee, lyin' ted
>>69479904
I'm getting a Weekend at Bernie's vibe here. I think Bill has already checked out, but Hillary refuses to let his body rest in peace.
>>69479904
pretty sure Billy had a stroke
paul fucked himself by spending 80% of his time literally pandering to niggers.
>>69479570
Most likely
>>69479652
Why is a flat tax retarded? It's certainly the most logical.
If you make 99% of the money, you should pay 99% of the taxes. That seems pretty fair to me.
>>69479424
Ron Paul/Rand Paul Ben and Jerry's flavor announcement
"Randthem" ice cream
>>69479424
The first libertarian debate is tommorow...
It seems no matter what someone gets angry at ole' Randy.
>>69480392
He's too late then.
>>69480392
Ted Cruz is shorter than Rand Paul.
>>69479424
Kasich would start WWIII, so that's not likely.
>yfw Trump paid/promised Rand enough to get an endorsement.
Already started with Sarah Palin sugar talking Rand up in her first Trump speech months ago.
>>69479652
Probably this.
>>69479424
>Is he going to endorse Kasich?
I hope not - Kasich is Clinton-Lite.
If he does I lose all respect I ever had for him. Same of his dad does
>>69480988
Because taking $2,000 away from someone who makes $20,000 yearly hurts them way more than taking $20,000 from someone who makes $200,000
>>69479904
wheres the Curb music like that one Trump/Christie video..
>>69480262
What are these supposed concessions? Reducing jail time for non-violent offenses? He was the leading critic of the Libyan/Syrian involvements. Trump even conceded his correct views on these issues were influenced by Libertarians, which i assume means him.
>>69479507
This
>>69480745
Bernie would sweep the black vote if Hilldog didn't have Bubba's corpse hanging around.
>>69481294
You can't objectively quantify feelings.
Everyone needs to contribute their fair share. That's how society works.
>>69479424
Gary Johnson
>>69479424
>mfw he endorses Trump but if it becomes a shitstorm he can say it was april fools
He will endorse Cruz and all 2% of his share of the electorate will go to him
He'd probably support Ted Cruz, because he's the most fiscally conservative.
Libertarians are too autistic to put the actual interest of their nation first and instead follow on their principles by reading from a book.
HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING CRUZ BTFO
>>69481265
Basically he is does as much as clinton whenever politically possible
>>69480462
>this
especially after lying ted didn't show up to vote for audit the fed
>wife may him do it.
>>69481688
Oh boy. Trump was right again.
>Nobody in the Senate likes Ted Cruz
>>69481111
Trump is a nationalist, paul a libertarian, we need a new nationalist-libertarian party. Imagine if we got done things that Trump-Paul agree on, instead of what GOPe & DNC agreed on...
>>69479424
Most likely a Libertarian
Rand always fucks around on Twitter; it's going to be a prank.
>>69481499
What
>>69479507
For other people around the world, could it say March 31st if he posts it too early for different timezones?
>>69481688
ITS REAL!!!
it's an april fools joke
this guy is a cuck manlet
but i wouldn't be surprised if he was actually gauging the response
>>69481688
He's going to endorse Cruz, he's just a manlet begging for attention.
Ice Cream "endorsement"
APRIL FOOLS
>>69481499
>fair share
every time somebody uses that combination of words it just hurts me inside
>>69481294
That's only because cost of living is "static", that is milk costs the same for both.
But this isn't a problem, as this is the basis of people wanting to improve their jobs/income.
If you made the cost of living scale with money, then you literally just removed the need to do more than the absolute minimum.
>>69479863
This.
I'll bet you he endorses Gary Johnson. If that manlet endorses Cruz then he is a disgrace to his father.
>>69481688
You know, of all the 16, Rand was hitting Trump the hardest, I don't see him endorsing him now unless he really, really, really hates Cruz more than I thought
Who knows? We shall see
>>69481688
its going to be an april fools joke
>>69479904
someone make a youtube video of this, slow it down and put "sound of silence" soundtrack
Think you guys are looking at this wrong. It's likely he's getting an endorsement. Not that he needs it, he'll likely win his seat back easily.
>>69481970
OH SHIT, RANDLET HAS BEEN CONQUERED BY TEFLON DON
>>69482030
I just think people who don't make much shouldn't have to pay the same tax
>>69481294
>flat tax + basic income
problem solved
>>69481294
Pretty sure if you make under 50k you pay nothing in rands tax plan.
>>69481294
What is this? So basically if you are successful you should be punished for it? Fuck out of here.
10% is 10%. The guy who makes $20.000 only has to pay $2.000, while the guy who makes $200.000 has to pay $20.000.
Imagine having to give half of your money to the state. Completely fucked up.
>>69479853
don't you think Trump would have hinted at it?
>>69481970
>>69481688
Oh fuck!? HYPE!!!
>>69479853
rand literally hates trumps guts
>>69482180
They aren't
Earn ten times more, pay ten times more taxes, easy.
You'd be surprised how low the tax rate would be if a flat tax without ANY exception was implemted.
>>69479424
>Getting hopes up when April Fool's Day is tomorrow
Don't fall for the Randlet's bait anons
cruz is for a sales tax. that is totally wrong and evil.
this manlet better endorse trump
>>69481688
If this turns out to be an April Fools joke I hope Rand burns in hell
>>69482016
Why?
If you make 99% of the money, you should pay 99% of the taxes.
Why is that such a radical idea?
>>69482213
Look up marginal utility.
>>69479424
He's been very friendly with Ted Cruz. Doesn't like Trump because Trump is Nationalist and Randlet is a lolbertarian.
I'm calling Cruz or Johnson.
>>69481688
He's gonna endorse sanders for april fools
>>69482394
You know if you were making that much money you're tune would be very different
I bet it's gonna be some retarded ass April First joke.
>>69482213
>>69481294
isn't the flat tax only supposed to apply to goods?
The fact that he said YUGE to me points that its probably not Trump, keep in mind it's April 1st tomorrow.
>>69479652
> retarded flat taxes
>>69482213
Top marginal rates were over 80% during the 1950s. We could get away with that because we had WWII to pay off and the Cold War to fund, and absolutely nowhere for capital to flee to. Nowadays that would turn you into Sweden.
>>69482227
No, because that takes media attention away from Trump and puts it on Rand. Trump's strategy relies on sucking all the air out of the room so his opponents can't get a message out into the media.
VP Paul does have a nice ring to it.
>>69479853
Nigga did you even watch the earlier debates?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMSN7X16pck
>>69479853
>trump
>anti-interventionist
>>69479424
It'll be Gary Johnson.
There's no way he's going to endorse a Repub
>>69482213
Nobody's advocating massive taxes here. Tax brackets for income are reasonable simply because poor people are much more negatively impacted by taxation than the rich are. We have to reduce the tax burden on people, but also raise a reasonable amount of funds.
>>69482161
And rand just made my point.
If this involves trump, it will be trump endorsing rand.
>>69482646
>implying Trump's your average repub
>>69482614
Trump is the most dove candidate out of all of the major parties right now.
>>69481688
He's going to be a faggot hungry for any attention they are going to give him and endorse Trump for april fools and declare a day later he has become a cruz missile.
>>69479424
McAfee?
>>69482735
Eh, sanders is i'd say. But yes, trump has made a few very very anti-intervention comments.
Doesn't Paul hat Cruz ? Cruz has been using his allies like Beck to attack him for months and he was flinging shit at Rand going back to 2014.
>>69481499
No because inequality actually exists and because taxes are a necessary evil. What dies it matter if a millionare gets taxed at 30%? How the FUCK will the government fund social security or the numerous other spending programs it has?
>>69481970
Hate to be a let down but could it be Bernie?
Reddit Bernie Bros use YUGE all of the time...
>>69481294
>I'm entitled to a bigger percentage of my money because I'm less skilled and less productive
Fuck off Bernie shill
>>69482139
PLEASE somebody do this
>>69481970
april 1 joke
>>69482445
>>69482652
>It's okay because they make more than I do!
>>69482868
>libertarian endorsing a commie
>>69481688
>mfw it's Bernie
>>69482830
Sanders has voted for plenty of military action (Kosovo, Afghanistan) and has not made nearly as strong anti interventionist statements as Trump has.
>>69482830
Sanders has supported and voted for almost every war in the middle east in recent years
>>69482720
He is your average Republican. Paul constantly talks shit about him and his populist shilling, there's no way he's endorsing Trump.
>>69482822
yasss
>>69482984
>economics in high school
lel economics isn't taught in American HS
lord knows I never took it
>>69482842
hate is a bit strong. They've worked together on a lot of filibusters and legislation.But yeah, I wouldn't say they are best buds.
>>69482868
>Hate to be a let down but could it be Bernie?
I don't see it. He's called him a socialist a lot in his speeches and said he can't see how people are falling for his 'free stuff' rhetoric.
>>69482984
>supporting progressive taxation means you support a delusional socialist's policy
You should probably read some economics yourself.
>>69482883
How many do I need to become a Bernie Supporter?
>>69483114
I guess that's why the repub establishment wants him so much right? He just fits the core of being a repub right?
>>69482883
I want to keep a bigger percentage of my money because people who could afford college pay the same rent I do but have more money to pay it with
>>69483113
>>69483056
Valid point, but we can't compare that to trump as he doesn't have a record. So it can only be how they talk going forward.
>>69483119
It's required in almost every state
>http://ecs.force.com/mbdata/mbprofall?Rep=HS01
OMG
>>69479424
>Kasich
whats this literal who's story?
why is he still in the race?
WTF!??
Is this an April fools joke?
He can't be serious...
>>69479424
>Rand Decides to join the Libertarian party, endorsing whatever candidate they nominate. Also asking other republicans to jump ship from the GOP.
>>69482139
>>69482900
Must have original video with audio. Then I'll do it.
>>69483391
>April fools joke?
probably, yeah.
>>69483367
Say hello to your first HIV positive candidate.
>>69483367
>>69483391
Oh boy, he's setting a big one up
If Rand endorses Cruz it will be a huge waste. Most of his supporters have switched to Trump since he bailed and Not even a Rand endorsement will make us switch to Cruz.
>>69482319
With the exception of Rand and Carson, the entire Republican primary has been a shitshow for liberty.
Since it is on April fool's, he'll probably endorse Trump. Although he will be completely serious, he's just going to use April fool's so that it is a minimal risk endorsement.
>>69483404
if the GOP chooses anyone but trump expect a mass exodus in 2018.
>>69479424
It's gonna be bernie!!
>>69481970
Holy shit it is I'm laughing so hard.
If this turns out to be an april fool's joke I don't think I'll be able to forgive him.
>>69479424
He will endorse Gary Johnson and tell everyone to watch the debate later tomorrow night.
>>69483367
>>69483391
I don't get it.
>>69483180
Keynesian magic is a derivative of social democratic economics. It doesn't work and it will never work, you can't escape the Law of Demand.
>>69483252
How about obtaining a better skill beyond burger-flipping instead of feeling entitled to other people's income
>>69479424
based randal please teach these fascist scum to handle the randal and return liberty to america
>>69483610
Little info, petersen is friends with staff of Rands and petersen went full shill mode when Rand was running. After he dropped Petersen asked for his support, while Johnson snubbed Rand a few times on public TV and facebook.
will be interesting if it is an endorsement on an (L). But with his senate race, it doubt it.
>>69482606
Trump picked on Carson too, and he recognized it for what it was: politics.
Rand has the chance to be the bigger man here, would he pass on that?
>>69479904
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>CAN'T WAKE UP
>>69483240
>I guess that's why the repub establishment wants him so much right?
If you actually believe the establishment doesn't want him, you should pay more attention.
He is constantly shilled on conservative news outlets like Fox. It doesn't take a genius to know that any publicity is good publicity.
>>69482473
please tell this is shopped
>>69483675
>a bad system used it
>therefore it is bad
good argument
>>69483675
Progressive taxation is not an invention of Keynesian economics or social democracies. It is a very old idea that dates back to Rome. We have a fucking progressive tax right now (income tax) and it works fine. Lower the tax rates on all brackets as well as slash cop orate taxes (close loopholes too) and you can get the country back to work again.
>>69482868
>true american hero libertarian endorsing dumb stinky communist
i dont think so shitpost pro
He'll endorse Hillary, then say it's an April Fools then will endorse Trump for real.
>>69483876
>Rand has the chance to be the bigger man
>>69479853
trump is an authoritarian cuck
based randal wouldnt endorse him
>>69481294
you're a cuck and you don't even realize it
>>69483494
I was just thinking about this.
>>69479507
*hides!*
>>69482374
Pretty much this.
>>69483921
>It is a very old idea that dates back to Rome.
That definitely worked out well.
> We have a fucking progressive tax right now (income tax) and it works fine.
I guess a slow-down in GDP per-capita for the last 10 years is good, right?
Any form of taxation discourages market activity and competition. More importantly it discourages capital good investment, which is undeniably the most important contributor to the rise of real wages.
>>69484074
> implying Ted Cruz isn't authoritarian.
>>69483918
You're right Pablo, let's ignore history
>>69483876
>Rand has the chance to be the bigger man here
>>69479985
This.
>>69483439
How would doing an April fool joke help him in any way whatsoever. It seems like sone really stupid shit to do as a politician
>>69484231
This is reddit tier.
>>69484345
>Any form of taxation discourages market activity and competition.
I don't disagree, but taxation is a necessary evil to run a government. Are you going to go full retarded anarchist on me?
Why would he wreck his political future by pulling some April 1st memery?
Doesn't he know how to read the climate? If this fucker endorses Cruz, I swear....
Rand is raising money
Rand needs publicity
Rand is to Ron as Jeb is to George H. W.
A Big. Fat. MISTAKE.
Someone post Rand's wife.
>People genuinely think Rand will endorse Trump
>On fucking April Fools
>>69484663
is rand an autist?
>>69484597
Cruz stole his base and shilled his bill even though he didn't vote for it. He said when he dropped out he wasn't going to endorse anyone.
>>69479985
Basically this. I liked Paul in 2012 and in 2016 but it was clear that Trump was more motivated and capable to win. It really bothered me that Ron/Rand were bothered more by Trump's brash behavior than they were by the ruling corruption.
>>69482355
This Rand's Twitter is filled with goofs and spoofs. This is clearly and April fools joke. He also said he will endorse the eventual republican nominee because he doesn't want to alienate anyone who would vote for him for senate.
Trump wants to audit the fed after all, there is the possibility that Randlet is actually serious and not just memeing.
>>69484597
You do understand him, right? He does stuff on every holiday. Just look at festivus.
>>69484372
>implying i implied that there was an implication of my implying that he would endorse teddy
>implying he isnt implying to endorse based gary
>>69484579
>Are you going to go full retarded anarchist on me?
No, just making the case a progressive tax system is immoral and uneconomical. If we need to be taxed, keep it to a bare minimum.
>>69484854
They're probably just butthurt that Trump is doing what they couldn't accomplish.
>>69484788
No, he's American
>>69479424
>please pay attention to me ;-;
>>69483876
>Rand has the chance to be the bigger man here
>>69484231
>>69484663
>based rand slow clap
>based kelley looks better than melanieaelinea prostitute
>>69484985
>uneconomical
Is it really? Rich people can still lavishly spend even if they are taxed a little more. The poors' disposable income is highly dependent on the taxrate. Investment in capital is typically done with other funds; not people's personal income.
>>69479424
no, he'll endorse Ted Cruz
>>69482601
oh...oh my...a man can dream
>>69482646
does Gary Johnson even have a chance, though?
![AX049_423B_9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aojvfDh.jpg "AX049_423B_9[1].jpg")
Rand and Trump hate each other.
Rand spent a lot of time campaigning against Trump in Kentucky. He's probably going to endorse Cruz since they worked together a lot. Or Bernie Sanders.
If he endorse either of the two, he loses my respect.
>>69479424
Endorse trump, trump said he wants to audit the fed to fix the federal budget.
We need rand and his crew on the team.
austin petersen is calling it for Ted Cruz.
I'm just not sure it's a serious endorsement. Feels too much like rands usual twitter jokes. Maybe it will be mickey mouse, or some fictional character. Verime supreme?
>>69479652
Cruz never wanted flat taxes or a wall, he just said these things because Trump said them and people liked it.
>>69479424
Randletts, when will they learn?
>>69483367
>>69483391
>>69479424
It's going to be Trump.
Endorsement for Trump confirmed
>>69483114
>Fair trade
>America first
>Anti-illegal
>Average Republican
Are libertarians really this stupid?
>>69485439
>rand
>endorsing bernie
There's no chance of that.
>>69479424
he's just trying to get attention to raise $$$
>>69485764
>>69485958
>what day is tomorrow
>>69485958
It's a bait.
>>69485958
>YugE
>Yeb
It's for yeb guys
>>69485764
>>69485958
if it turns out to be an april fools joke he should hang himself.
>>69485958
He might be trying to lure in Trump supporters to watch his press conference, and then try to convince all of them to go for Rato instead.
Don't fall for his lies until he bends the knee to the God-Emperor.
>>69485012
>>69479763
Libertarians don't believe in countries because they don't believe in maintaining borders. They're traitors who need to hang.
>>69484784
Rand is a true American.
>burger
>sweet tea
>hot wife
>lots of white children
>successful medical career
>fights for our freedoms on the Senate floor
>>69486060
Rand is autistic but not enough to do a stupid thing like that.
>>69482601
Sec'y State, man. Would be absolutely beautiful.
>>69479424
>>69479652
>>69479658
>>69479738
He's going to endorse
GARY JOHNSON
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>>69484074
>Most anti-immigrant candidate
>cuck
Pick one, randlet.
>>69486109
Who knows though, maybe he got insider info on the Cuban mistress crisis and decided he can't endorse Rato in good conscience.
>>69482139
>>69482139
https://youtu.be/uYGRxerxtFU
>>69483119
>>69483311
I took it in 10th grade as "Civics and Economics"
Great teacher, great class.
>>69484939
> libertarian endorsement
Into the trash it goes.
>>69481265
Kasich has gotten so full of himself lately. I hope Trump doesn't pick him for VP.
Tomorrow is April first and Rand is a jokester.
Trump/Rand would be amazing though. It'll never happen.
>>69486252
This because Lib party is picking up steam in some of the national polls.
>>69486715
I doubt he'll pick Kasich; he's too soft. I'm still holding onto hope for a Trump/Webb ticket.
>>69483221
>I have 30k in debt from a degree that isn't finance, medicine, or STEM related
>STEM
>Science, Technology, Engineering, Medicine
>finance, medicine, or STEM related
>>69486841
What are they polling at nationally?
Fuck me I'm cautiously optimistic he'll actually endorse Trump. I really hope he isn't autistic enough to try and pull an April fool's joke...
>>69485439
> Cruz height listed at 5'8"
> Rand height listed 5'8"
> Cruz wears elevator shoes with inserts to increase stature
> still a noticeable inch smaller than randlet
How can anyone trust Cruz when he wont even tell the truth about his height?
>>69484784
>we could have had THIS leading the free world
god damnit
>>69481265
Kasich is basically a Democrat in disguise
>yfw he's the real plant
>>69486191
I like Rand, but you're seriously underestimating how fucking retarded he can be.
>tfw top three choices were Rand, Sleepy Doctor, and Ser Trump
>mfw Sleepy Doctor already endorsed Trump
>>69487005
Is obviously going to be a joke, do you even follow him on Twitter? He does shit like this every year
>>69486982
Wrong
>>69481152
>Ted Cruz is shorter than Rand Paul.
They're actually both 1.73m.
If Rand endorses anyone other than Trump, I'm dropping him.
>>69481499
Feelings have nothing to do with it. Just as much as they have to do with your rent.
>>69486982
>Science, Technology, Engineering, Medicine
>
>>69479424
He's going to endorse his Dad.
>>69481265
>I hope not - Kasich is Clinton-Lite.
>lite
Not even.
>>69487261
and people are saying if he endorses trump they are dropping him.
Lose lose. it'll be an april 1st joke
>>69487257
> Cruz says his height is 5'8"
> wears elevator shoes and inserts to increase height
> still an inch or two shorter than 5'8" Rand
Hilarious senpai
His new platform shoes came in
sounds like an april fool
if he endorsed somebody that would be cruz he's by far the closest to his principles
>>69485439
>Rand endorses Bernie
>manages to secure a VP position
>Bernie dies in office because he's already way too old and the stresses of being president will only accelerate his decline
>"President Paul, reporting for duty"
I like this idea
>>69487001
Around 11%
>>69487524
>a leaf
You guys don't have any principles.
>>69482883
A low skilled worker pays a lot more of his income in rent and food. There simply are no cheaper options.
A much higher income person can still live on the cheap, paying as much as the poor.
>mfw tomorrow is April 1
Can't be anything other a joke
>>69482597
>marginal
not the same as effective tax rates you leftist turd
>>69482394
it just sounds like something a Jew would say
>>69479507
Can April Fools be banned for everyone over 18?
No one finds it funny unless it's really well made and a lot of effort was put into it.
>tomorrow
Why not just have shut the fuck up for a day and tell us instead of giving us a shitty breadcrumb?
>>69479424
If anyone it would be Cruz.
>>69487379
>and people are saying if he endorses trump they are dropping him
What people? The 2% that voted for him? He'd get a lot more support if he were to endorse Trump.
