Why is Ted Cruz so ugly?
It's because he's eyes look sad.
He's a rookie senator and his job is to force a brokered convention.
He'd be crying like a child at both parents' funeral if they didn't keep him drugged 24/7.
>>69470293
He looks okay in some pictures
he's a sociopath who is bad at being a sociopath. cant get the face right
>>69470293
he's a lying leaf
His eyes droop outward, his nose is huge and hooked, and he has a tiny lipped mouth with huge jowels.
>>69470293
his smile is apparently the wrong way
>>69470293
because as humans we can detect a fake smile from a real one. it has to do with the eyes.
>>69470293
Also the whole cheating on his wife and lying to everyone about it thing. Probably gets to him on some level.
It's amazing how he was able to bang so many women.
le nutted early, very sorry face
>>69470293
>Why is Ted Cruz so ugly?
If he's so ugly, how come he's banging hotties left and right?
Face it, he's cute, he looks "different", and lots of chicks dig that.
Race mixing
>>69471349
This. It also.helps that he is a fucking legal genius and a sitting senator.
>>69470293
Looking at the canthal tilt is the easiest way to determine if someone is attractive. Negative canthal tilts are a sure sign of ugliness.
>>69470293
Reptilian can't into human facial emotions.
>>69471349
>>69471492
Guessimatudkisslenow
>>69470293
He isn't that ugly, his face just looks weird. I'm sure most of the people going on this site are fucking hideous too so I'm not sure why you're judging him.
>>69471391
Top Kek. Quality shitposting right there.
>>69470293
He doesn'the have any lips.
>>69471781
I'm a Goddamn adonis m8, you don't know me bruv, fuck you.
>>69472547
Sure you are, whatever you say m8.
