What's like being a bong? Tell me some stories.
How would you rate the experience?
>>69469206
sometimes i wish i was a bong
>>69469206
Well, i hate that people neglect to wash me.
Bongs have feelings to.
Sometimes I think we're just for smoking weed and nothing else...
Glorious desu.
Being a bong is alright, it has its annoyances like how I imagine being a burger has.
Constantly fed US media and films, we usually just attribute it to us, like "oh damn, the hateful eight was such a good film" - "yeah, set after the american civil war, pretty interesting, us westerners make great films"
American food is a little strange to us, same with some little quirks of language, but at the end of the day, we're brothers seperated by an slight language variation, and a sea. Australians, NZ, Indians, South africans, Canadians, and Americans are all in the circle of britishness. its hard to explain how it feels to be close to all of them at once and view them as equals to ourselfs.
theres some fucking weird brits (OP pic related) and fucking wierd Americans too.
>>69469286
Right now, im working to be an American, straight out of university ill try get a job in burgerland
>>69469206
You travel the country, from the very south to the northern border with Scotland in about 7 hours and will see a noticeable gradient in the looks of people, often entirely independent of the wealth in the given location.
eggman you maniac
>>69469206
meh it's ok
>>69469206
I wish my Northern Irish ancestors had migrated to the US instead of remaining in this doomed shithole
All i want is freedoms.
Grey, boring depressing shithole. But's our shithole. (for the moment)
>>69469206
7/10. It's alright. I want to move countries before I hit 30, but as long as I move out of London, I'm happy staying here.
>>69469206
It's fucking great, I couldn't ask for a better place to be born in, god save the queen.
>>69469977
Westminster here
It's good living near all the MPs because they are all racist as fuck (especially the labour ones) and wouldn't dare allow the council to house ackis and boggly boos near them
ronnie corbett just died
kinda sad desu
>>69469206
Sister in London let the door shut behind her and it's an auto lock, she started freaking out as kid was inside. I arrived with spare key to find the blackest of black man calming her down, expected him to speak ghetto English but he spoke queens English, posh as fuck.
>>69470219
thats my town, York
>>69470639
I live there too, anon. it truly is the best city in England.
>>69469684
>Constantly fed US media and films
You'll always have Peep Show and Withnail & I, Harry.
>>69470777
I agree, I went to evil eye the otherday and got myself a bottle of british navy 57% rum :') I live just outside York in huntington. York trumps pretty much every city in England
>>69470777
Pls redpill me on York.
it's alright, my life is pretty shit personally but that's my own fault. don't know what other country i'd rather live in, definitely not america anyway.
It's a pretty tense place, people rushing around the crowded streets and crummy public transport. Everything is also cramped and small. In America, places are much more spaced out and relaxed. We have pubs you can walk to from your house though, so things never get too stressful.
>>69469552
>sweden in charge of banter
>>69469684
At least you have the better Top Gear
>>69471168
>no shitskins or foreigners
>full of really good looking young people since it is a university town
>comfy old style pubs
>medieval architect everywhere you go
>really good small shops
>has a LOT of history
You need to go see for yourself fellow bong, it's great
>>69470865
your TV is fucking garbage, we don't watch any of your TV shows especially that shit you call reality shows but your films are fine tho son.
>>69471620
Nathan for You is pretty good desu
But yeah American tv is usually shite
>>69471444
not anymore ;_;
>>69471444
Not any more mate, the bbc shut it down and replaced it with a new version.
Which just happens to have a cast with minorities and women. I'm not hopeful for our countries future.
>>69471620
Hes Right, iv been to london, bath, birminghan ect, and York is the purest. When i first saw a black guy in York I was 10, and I never saw one before so i openly called him a chocolate man.
>>69469206
SEND HELP
>>69469206
English here. It's fine. Our food is bland but stodgy. Our largest cities are shit but we've learned to associate our national identity with pastoralism and the countryside instead. The pub is the social centre of any community. London is the centre of the culture of death. We're more uptight than mainland Europeans and more self-deprecating that most Americans. We're definitely more far gone than you guys are on the shitlib front, and there's an obnoxious current of anti-Americanism among the chattering classes. my liberal family constantly goes on about how you're just too patriotic and how dare you have the audacity to believe in Jesus.
I wouldn't leave, especially not when we're in so much trouble. London, Birmingham, Luton, Leicester, and other large cities have had their English populations entirely displaced and it's genuinely tragic.
>How would you rate the experience?
Green and pleasant/10
>>69470777
York is indeed hype.
>>69469206
well american women literally froth at the vag for me, it's not all too bad
>>69472125
gtfo while you still can
>>69469206
Bong culture is just like any culture - it changes as you get older.
As a teen it mainly involves hanging around village/town centres in your best trackies, smoking and gaffawing.
In your twenties it mainly invovles bants with the lads, getting stuck into some cheap beers at spoons then heading over to the local meat-market to see if you can grope some drunk tart on the dance floor.
Of course this is just a superficial description, but I think one that would resonate with many fellow bongs.
>>69469684
>Indians
>our equals
I have a feeling it used to be better
It's okay I suppose. I don't like any of the political parties though.
>>69469206
I can only imagine...
>>69471620
How are the rent prices?
Looking for grad jobs just now and I don't really fancy staying in a cupboard in London.
I once met a burger who told me that in USA the bars are full of teh dregs of humanity. he said that 'no good people frequent bars'. however, he did also say he met his ex-wife in a bar so that may have clouded his judgement.
One thing about bong culture I love is the pubs - I love going into a pub and seeing a beer I've never tried before of seeing an old favourite on tap (such as master brew).
>>69471840
>>69471915
Dw lads. Im sure the amazon one will be mint.
Means fuck all desu. Any old Mahmoud or Panjeet can be a bong now. Britains culture has eroded fast over the last twenty years to be replaced with "multicultural" identity. The government pander more to foreigners than Brits.
>>69472944
Civic nationalism is cancer.
>>69469206
Tight claustrophobic architecture.
Ugly people.
Chavs.
Ugly accents.
Pakis.
Scumbag police who let coloureds do whatever they want.
No guns.
Get arrested for plastic spoons.
Not allowed to defend yourself if someone breaks into your home.
No free speech.
Most British men are cucked.
All British women are sluts.
At least 300 days of the year are gray and depressing.
TV license goons who knock at your door if you don't pay.
>>69472726
rent is horrendous - a room in London will be about £150+ a week, unless you don't mind sleeping in a bath or a tent in some twats livingroom.
>>69473002
British politics have nothing to do with civic nationalism.
>>69472409
In the mind of a chav
>>69473118
Yeah, I meant the rents in York.
>>69469206
eggman is american
>>69469206
Britain went to shit just like every other western nation after WW2. But what baffles me the most about Britain is their universities, SJWs seem to have taken over their universities and you can't say anything politically incorrect anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNpXwpYAahg
Reminder: Brits have history but no modern culture
Constant pain of knowing that I was born literally one or two generations after we were the greatest in the world. Otherwise OK, nice scenery and such.
>>69473015
>mfw I live in the sunniest county in England
>>69473488
>SJWs seem to have taken over their universities and you can't say anything politically incorrect anymore.
>implying that's only in the universities
>>69473579
Not entirely innacurate. We're being Americanised because your media is in English and is all over the place.
>>69473179
Civic nationalism is literally what Cameron believes in, so it is pretty relevant to British politics. His whole schtick is the notion of fundamental values of 'British liberalism' that constitute a national identity separate from ethnic/religious/racial identity.
>>69473665
>the Brighton version of that pic
The Good parts:
>lots of culture, history
>great architecture and buildings
>summer can be really nice in the south
>winter is comfy as fuck
>feels good to live in the country on earth that is the most important, historically
the shitty side:
>women are unattractive and slutty
>christianity is dying
>london is a fucking shithole
>less variety in weather than the us
>less beautiful nature than the us
>cuck of a leader
In short I'm planning to leave the UK asap and live in the US, I'll never forget it though.
>>69473846
Fucking disgusting, but thats the next county over.
West Sussex master race here.
>>69473579
Reminder: Americans have no history and no modern culture
>>69469684
>op pic related
isn't eggy is a burger?
>>69473665
How does the 4 hours a day in June feel?
>>69469206
Wait, was eggman british? Isn't he american?
>all these people saying they're going to leave
I hope you've never complained about all the enrichment because that's just saying 'abloo bloo ok guess we'll just let them have it then'
>>69473665
>>69474013
Damn, Sussex? I always thought here in Essex we had the sunniest county, but I just looked it up and you're right
Imagine if depression was an island.
That's Britain.
Edinburgh is Scotland's London equivalent only it's one third the London cost of living and it's like 95% white.
>>69474182
Go on then Rambo, take it back.
The British are going out with a cucked whimper, they'll just be consumed by black culture like the cockneys in London were.
I'm ashamed of being British now.
Thankfully I live in a small town and don't encounter any of the stuff you other lot see.
>>69474503
>complains about black culture
>wants to move to america
m8...
>>69473761
>>69474046
Your British Invasion of the 60's was British people imitating American folk, and blues. Pink Floyd (named after two American blues singers; Pink Anderson and Floyd Council), The Beatles, The Stones, whatever, all had their start playing American R&B numbers in dodgy clubs.
The only redeeming quality you've ever had is selling us our own culture back to us with a snotty delivery.
>>69474503
>you either have to be Rambo or slink away like a complete cuckold
maybe it's best if you do just fuck off
>>69474384
And then there's Glasgow.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_effect
>>69474373
>the "I hate my own homeland" meme
I hate this meme, it literally killed the British Empire.
>>69474659
At least I can own a gun and not get arrested for saying words to Muslims.
>>69474750
And what are you planning to do, worm? Sit and shitpost on /pol/ like the rest of us?
I'm just saying that the British cowards are not going to put up a fight and that's 100% true. You worms always make these vague statements but you and I both know you're not going to do anything but complain, like the 2 generations before you who watched their country get colonised and have more and more their rights taken away, and did nothing.
I live in Central London, I love the city as physical object, it would be a paradise to me if it were deserted. People are cunts for the most part, but as long as you stay out of the total shitholes and Sharia zones in the east end, you'll be alright.
Lately I've really wanted to move to America, the grass is always greener on the other side, I suppose.
>Tea with a bacon butty an brown sauce.
You'll never understand
>>69475168
You're obviously desperate to justify running away lad, just focus on that and let British people worry about Britain eh
>>69471620
so this would be a good place to go for a tourist? london is out of the question. i just wanna hang out in old english pubs and see some old ass castles and shit.
>>69474911
The worst part is that some liberals have tried to spin this stuff as quintessentially English as though understatement/self-deprecation = 'I hate this grey shitty depressing island thinks it's sooo great' etc. Patriotic feeling has all but deserted some of us.
see Emma Thompson's comments on EU: http://archive.is/owHZa
>>69475578
York is great, would recommend Bath too.
>>69475853
>>69475853
good to know, thanks bong.
How do you guys feel about the US military over there?
>>69475578
York would be an excellent choice for that. Consider visiting the North Yorkshire Moors Railway.
>>69475853
Bath is nice. It's like Cambridge, but with less tourists.
>>69472821
as an american i can confirm this, never been into a bar and dont care to
The area of England I live in is something like 97% white.
It's pretty gr8 here, very low crime rates, good schools, nice scenery etc.
>>69475213
>sharia zones
KEK
>>69475168
The inability to defend yourself, the stripping of arms, free speech, dissolution of your national identity, the absurd Orwellian wet dream coming true beyond it's own wildest dreams, I implore you brits to come to America. I'll take you all out shooting.
Your media like all others has plenty of money being pumped into it to portray you as the outlier, and to fabricate an image of the average citizen as they want it, but how many are tired of it, feel the way you do and want to live free?
Stand up for yourselves or become part of the belated American revolution, because I can say that in the US, our country has been occupied and in some form or another it will have to be reclaimed.
It's an Island thing.
>>69475578
Not England but if you're looking for architecture and castles go to Edinburgh, Scotland as a whole is underrated (except Glasgow, don't go to Glasgow).
>>69476380
>Muslims didn't aid and abet Paris terrorist Abdeslam for months in a Sharia zone in Molenbeek
>Admitted terror cells all across Western Europe
>Account after account of people being attacked in these places for being white/non-Muslim
Yeah, kek.
>>69472125
Leicesterfag? Whereabouts, m80? I grew up in LE3, live in glorious LE7 countryside now.
>>69476852
LE12
>>69476031
In all my travels I have never seen an American soldier / military vehicle
This is where I live, so it's pretty fucking comfy chaps.
Pleasant company, comfy food, shooting range, motocross, boating, all within walking distance.
I'll remain here until the foreseeable future I think.
Nigs and Pakis are afraid of the countryside, I think it's the grass.
In 50 years or so, when Sharia is implemented, i'll probably move to America.
>>69476905
nice villages in LE12. I used to go walking around Woodhouse Eaves and Broombriggs all the time.
To non-Brits reading, read all of the posts in the thread equally. Britain is depressing because of low sunlight levels, fucking rain and annoying shit in the media and politics - but on the other hand there are good sides to it too. We have too many immigrants, but the stuff about Sharia zones is an exaggeration. I take comfort from the fact that a lot of muslim girls are kicking back against their domineering violent husbands and fathers - there's honour killings, but I think there will be a crisis in the Pakistani community eventually as more and more of them realise there's more to life than marrying your cousin and getting raped by him and his relatives for the rest of your useful time.
>>69477432
Whereabouts in Lancashire are you?
>>69477400
huh, i guess we really are getting out of there pretty quickly, good to know.
>>69476619
noted, hows ireland? i gotta go there just because im primarily Irish and everything i hear about the place seems like my kinda place
>>69477432
damn that looks hella comfy. gonna see about buying a cottage there. thanks fampai.
>>69477525
>mfw Outwoods, Broombriggs, Beacon Hill and Bradgate Park
>>69477432
see this doesnt look comfy to me
it just seems open & cold & abandoned & slightly unsettling
>>69477432
looks comfy would live there how do brits feel about americans in general i have a southern accent
>>69477432
>tfw youll never live in a nice comfy house like that one on the right in the second pic
ill probably never escape row houses
WHO CUMBRIA HERE?
>>69477926
thats how most people view russia
>>69477839
fucking beautiful. Ever walk in Jubilee Woods? Really nice place, especially in May when the bluebells are out.
I used to go to Bradgate Park every weekend when I was a kid, my parents would take us out to Newtown Linford after lunch for an ice-cream and then we'd go in the entrance near the river and walk along, jumping over the ditches and side channels as far as Lady Jane Grey's house, then up over the bracken to the rocks, then double back as the sun was going down. Top nostalgia.
An encouraging thought is that a lot of the Gujrati wannabe gangsters I was at QE for Sixth Form with all reminisce about Bradgate and how much they like going out to the country for the day, and how they want to get married in castles and learn about British History and shit. Cultural assimilation works, sort of!
>>69478110
i find rowhomes super comfy, as long as youre neighbors are your friends
>>69477926
Out of curiosity, what looks abandoned about that to you?
Who /Devon/ here?
All in all, good. If it wasn't for the BBC bullshit or media panics, it's a peacefull existence.
>>69469206
what is that?
I can understand why brit males are going paki these days .
>>69478444
thats my name
>>69478026
a lot of Brits do like Americans due to American cultural imperialism. Speaking generally, Americans come across as loud, extroverted, quite funny but also quite annoying to us. We have a stereotype of Americans being stupid and insular but every American I've ever met has been intelligent and good company.
>>69478444
my dad's family are from North Devon, specifically Ilfracombe, beautiful part of the world, just a shame the economy's not better.
>>69478366
the vast majority of row houses in england are trash tier though, especially where i live. it's all quite ugly and boring.
>>69477720
Hidden between the darkzones of Blackburn and Preston.
>>69478500
im pretty much the opposite im not a self absorbed douchebag like a lot are i just keep to myself, wouldnt mind having a place and some work there some day
>>69478161
i was not saying russia is better, russia has alot of places just like that & i view them exactly the same way
open, cold, forgotten
>>69478405
i guess its just the lack of buildings, the lack of people
maybe desolate was a better word
>>69478827
come to america
>>69478827
There are plenty of people here bro, they're just residing in the extra-comfy graveyard. Pic related.
>>69478318
I've been to Outwoods more times than I can remember yet I've never set foot in Jubilee wood even though they're right next to eachother.
Some of the rocks in Bradgate were great for climbing as a kid. Beacon hill too. My friends and I played capture the flag at the Beacon once, with me getting the only capture of the game. Ran the mile between bases covered in war paint and carrying a flag with pic related on it. Got funny looks from everyone I passed.
>>69475213
How do I sou da ne???
>>69478444
S O M E R S E T
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>be American
>visit London
>There are more KFCs than my hometown
>River Thames looks like shit
>Try to charge me 20 fucking pounds to ride on a a glorified ferris wheel
>vendors sell selfie sticks in the middle of every bridge
>get harassed by poo in loos trying to force me into their restaurant
wew laddie
Where my Mancunians at?
>>69478026
It depends on the individual, every one I have met where ok. You won't be disliked because your American, people mostly will try to be welcoming. I am from the north our equivalent of the south, ie more friendly. It varies around the country. Don't worry about it.
>>69478026
Your south is like our north, the country gets more and more savage as you get further away from London until you get to Glasgow and people are eating each-other on the streets.
>>69474808
>Unexplained poor health and poverty in Glasgow
I can explain it, it's down to alcohol.
>>69479169
>visiting London
>not visiting he countryside, Bath, York, Edinburgh, Fort William and Cambridge
brought it upon yourself desu
>>69479174
prison.
t. Stoke on Trent
>>69469206
I once went outside and cleaned a vandalised sign then got arrested and fined for damaging public property.
>>69479174
Beautiful day today
>>69469206
Eggman is nowhere on earth a 10/10
Its alright
I live in london and see tons of americans all the time
One yank was bitching to his, i suppose girlfriend, about how shit the country is and how everyone looks like a faggot
She asked me how to get to big ben (known here as big bong) whilst he stood at starred at his phone
Gave directions and he walks of and says yeah thanks, not even making eye contact
Says something to his gf and they laugh
I sent then to hackney at 9pm on a friday
Went to the pub and told lads
Top bantz
>"""""""""""""""""""""""great"""""""""""""""""""""" Britain
>no guns
>no weapons
>police may invade your house (er council flat whatever you blokes call them) whenever they want
>have to PAY for government propaganda
>Muslims everywhere
>soldiers get beheaded in the streets
>Sharia zones
>socialism
I'd kill myself if I will British
>>69474808
>>69479418
>implying it's not retard Glasgow genes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBpCEGfhqM4
>>69472644
Fucking hell that's hilarious spot on swish spot on
>>69479795
>I'd kill myself if I will British
Then get to it, Richard Smith.
>>69479174
i was in machester once and a crazy russian guy came up to me in mcdonalds sat next to me.
>claimed he was an ex-KGB agent
>claimed he went underground when putin took over
>told me that i should learn russian and mandarin because "there's a war coming"
>i was with some friends one of which is half-indian, he started speaking in indian to him.
he seemed alright and went and got a curry sauce for me when i ran out, everytime i hear about something going on in the news i think back to the crazy russian man with the warning about a war being on the way.
>>69479934
It's the combination of heroin, MCAT, alcohol and heroin
I try to stay out of Glasgow. Last time I was in I was offered codeine 3 separate times on Buchanan Street
>>69480059
Should of took it.. Codeine is basedddd
>>69476905
WENT TO RAWLINS NIGGA?
>>69479791
I have this hung up in my kitchen, it was taken in the center of Manchester
>>69480151
I don't do downers mate, I'm an uppers man
Lincolnshire fag here
Fucking sucks here senpai.
>No good internet
>EVERY MAN IS KEK
>Accent sounds like you are cuck too
>Estates and fields everywhere
>Nothing to do
>Most are right-wing however it seems most people you actually meet are cucks.
>Mudslimes are small in numbers but annoying
>>69478110
Yes you will.
> just leave the country then come back in speaking gibberish.
>>69470777
York is the best city in Britain no question.
It's all good except London.
Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, I smell the blood of an ungrateful bunch of bastards
>>69480151
Codeine gives headaches, tramadol can be nice.
I suppose it's a little like a shit version of the USA.
Pros:
>Really nice national parks. You can't beat snowdon or the peak district, especially if you're a climber.
>Quaint little villages still dotted around which have been well-preserved - these are the last strongholds of our country in essence.
>Encounters with police typically don't result in death.
>Lots of friendly people.
>Clean (unless you're in a city).
Cons:
>Niggers and pakis EVERYWHERE. Every morning I will hop on the bus in manchester, and I'm outnumbered 4:1.
>Noguns.
>Cancer of liberalism is taking hold within old institutions.
>Dead-end towns (especially in the north).
>Shit weather.
>Expensive as fuck.
>Lots of cunts.
>>69477839
mfw not long till the bluebells come up at the outwoods.
>>69470777
I live in North Yorkshire, about a 45 minute drive from York.
Small market town, 99% white. Grew up in a large detached house in a safe neighbourhood with everyone employed.
Have guns just like Americans, shotguns, even .303s if you really want them.
Lovely place to live, feels like real England. Would never live in a place like London I'd rather fucking die.
>>69480059
>Tfw i use to be a mcat fiend
Suck it, britcucks.
>>69480754
I haven't tried it myself. One of my mates took a shit ton and proceeded to sit on the table and vibrate for 2 hours. He was perfectly lucid and talked like he was fine, but literally every muscle in his body was constantly moving.
I'll pass thanks. I'll stick to the charlie, like everyone else around here.
>>69480834
>square counties
>>69480490
visit Launde Abbey round my way, bluebells are gorgeous there too.
>>69480834
>tfw Coke county is right next to me
>tfw everyone I know is either a coke fiend or recovered coke fiend
>>69480185
Yes. Fuck that place.
>should we remove the asbestos from the ceilings of the science labs?
>nah, lets spend thousands on the media department and paint the chimney like a fucking rainbow
>>69474808
It's such a shithole nobody wants to live past 60 because they'd still be living in fucking glasgow
>>69480938
Its got a similar euphoric high as coke, but you build a tolerance and the comedowns become hell, your mind just wants more when the high fades away . The worst moments of my life have been coming down from that drug, days it would last. I dont regret it as it gave me a better understanding of how it feels to suffer.
>>69478026
Some Americans are grand but some American mannerisms are awful, some of your accents make my skin crawl and most of the ones that I've met in the UK have been complete retards.
>>69480834
you realise that doesn't mean anything, right?
>>69481336
i had friends and my cousins went there, they didn't think much of it either. i live in LE11 tho.
>>69477525
There are a bunch of areas in the city the police call 'black out zones' because they never receive any phone calls from there. I've been told this directly by police and member of the city council. Sharia law rules there, they do not deal with the rest of society .Have a drive around st. Mathews estate sometime and tell me it isn't a sharia zone.
>>69477784
I've actually never been to Ireland personally. It does have its fair share of beautiful countryside (especially on its west coast which is also sparsely populated). Dublin is pretty much the only big city and the rest is just medium sized towns and villages, it seems like the average town in the British Isles.
>>69481703
It absolutely does. You're just too stupid to realize it.
We could have 25% Muslims and we still wouldn't see them at the same frequency that you do.
That's just one of the many things. Another of the many things is that if you were ever nuked or invaded, it would have a bigger impact since you're so fucking small and puny.
>>69482146
Yeah, St Matthews is a shithole, but I've seen the police go in and out plenty of times.
>>69482252
doesn't stop you seeing niggers though does it mr 60% white
are you really that retarded? i thought your pic was b8 at first. First off most people live in something called a city, not a caravan park Clayton, so the vast uninhabited land doesn't matter and neither does your fucking guns. all a country needs to invade is to take out authority (government) and the country is gone you fucking burger. And you are only 60% white.
>>69478621
Huh. Sounds like you live near me.
>>69476905
Le11 checking in
>>69482976
my nigga
>>69482650
SAVAGE
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>go on vacation to england
>quickly find out why all the men come here to get laid
>>69479753
Are many American tourists like that? Seems pretty fucking rude of em desu
>>69483130
Top of the league lad!
>>69476073
>mfw i bought a house in Bath last year
love this city, 91% white, no crime and beautiful architecture every where you look
>>69482080
>>69482976
LOUGHBOROUGH
>>69472409
If youre aiming for a star spot on the Jeremy Kyle show maybe
>>69479753
>allow your country to have pockets of intense crime
>send tourists to it when they ask for directions
>then try to pretend your country is any good
>>69483403
Did you goto MFL?
>>69469206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvaVh6WGPE0
>>69483839
Mount fields?
No mate, burleigh
I have a proud English ancestry, and what I hear about Britain today saddens me. Stay strong britbros
>>69484328
Yeah.left burleigh 5 years ago.
>>69483690
And this is our local mosque
>>69471168
most feminist university in the UK
>>69483690
LOUGHBOROUGH WALKS ON WATER
>>69475578
Go to:
>York(beautiful)
>Bath(Loads of history)
>Lincoln (well underrated, almost shitskin free)
>North Yorkshire moors (beautiful)
>Edinburgh(The only friendly city in Scotland)
Avoid
>Cardiff (imagine Detroit with more savages)
>Glasgow (more violent than Baghdad)
>Aberdeen(wants to be Glasgow)
>Leicester, Birmingham, Bradford, Liverpool, Preston (Jihadis and drug dealers)
>>69484364
Its not as bad as the media and these moaning cunts make out. Don't get me wrong, it is still pretty shit
>>69473198
>>69483751
Look into your heart, you know it to be the truth.
>>69484588
I left 13 years ago. What a shit school. There was police presence at all times because of the race wars
Muslims v Hindus
Muslim v whites
Fights nearly every day. Like clockwork
>>69485129
>>Aberdeen(wants to be Glasgow)
Aberdeen is lovely mate, it's like Ayr. That said Ayr is a shithole, so I'm probably just used to that shit.
>>69472409
that's the life of a Townie
Towns are the worst places in Britain
>>69485174
>mfw my cousin and a friend would tell me about the fights
Glad I didn't go to that shit heap.
>>69474013
Everyone knows that Kent, The garden of England, is God's own county.
West sussex is just Shitchester - Polska Regis - Latviahampton and several other shitty little towns that have been taken over by Eastern Europeans.
>>69485129
>Edinburgh friendly
>Glasgow violent
Youve never been to either son, Edinburgh is full of snotty twats who think Edinburgh is the only place that exists in Scotland, and while Glasgow does have a high crime rate its restricted to weegies murdering each other over what football team they support.
Glasgow has shitloads of culture, nightlife and the people are far nicer than Edinburgh ponces.
>>69485435
Actually, i come from a village.
>>69476852
>>69476905
LEnonymous here
7.5% of Leicester can't speak English according to a survey
>>69485668
Kent used to be nice before all the illegal immigrants turned up.
>>69485174
yup never changesonly gonna get worse, and all the sharpley chavs.
What a mostly charming pleasant thread so far. It's a rarity for here.
Any tips for tourists because I like to visit the UK?
>>69472409
>As a teen it mainly involves hanging around village/town centres in your best trackies, smoking and gaffawing.
Nah mate, went through the emo/scene phase as a teen. Still milled around town centres and parks, just listened to shit music while acting like faggots. We still partook in underage drinking and harassing the elderly, though.
As a man in my early twenties though I can say that we've all grown out of that shitty phase and also get plastered at spoons and hit the nearest club. However, we're all now too socially retarded to try and pull birds. I, for one, just sort of stare at their tits and arses from across the dancefloor, wishing I had the balls to go up and give 'em a good old feel up.
But maybe that's just me. Maybe I'm just a statistic waiting to happen
>>69485846
Why is this allowed?
>>69485603
Grammar school faggots are almost as bad
>whats it like being a bong?
Depends where you live. I live on an isle of the south coast where it is very traditional and 98% white. Nice villages, green hills, beaches, warm summers, very few pakis or nignogs, strong UKIP support etc. Its bretty gud tbqhfam.
I imagine its a different story if you are stuck in a shithole like Luton, Birmingham, Bradford or god forbid, London. The 'diversity' tends to stick to these urban enclaves though - they dont venture out into the hinterlands en mass - I think they subconciousy know they are unwelcome here.
Its good for me here - good for my temperament and my family & kids. Also, I have assault charges from my youth - if I had to live around leftys or pakis & the like I think i'd end up in prison.
>>69485143
I hope so. Would like to visit one day, already did all my American ancestors, need to go overseas now.
I've lived here for two years, it's alright, it has character. The leftists really are as unbearable as /pol/ makes them out to be but I always have a roaring good time with the working class people.
>>69485603
>>69485174
>>69476905
>>69477839
>>69478318
>>69479141
We should all meet at the sock man or the carillon if the happening happens>>69485846
Non-shill here.
This is what it's actually like for 90%+ of people growing up in Bongland:
>born into a small, shitty terraced or semi-detached house
>attend a primary school and enjoy it
>grow up supporting your local football / soccer team
>maybe find a qt gf and hold hands on the school bus
>go on holiday to Spain or Greece with your family in the summer
>become a pre-teen
>get harassed by chav normies in town
>lose mates as they begin to emulate chav normies
>go through a musically-related phase (Britpop, 'Rocker', metal, indie etc) which effects clothing, hairstyle etc
>trudge home from school in the rain most of the year
>watch as lad culture becomes the central ideology of your school
>develop a reserved, cynical disposition towards others
>compensate for your essential misery with a dark, hostile sense of humour
>study and get into "uni"
>turn up and realize that the class divide in your country is actually huge
>become acquainted with people named Timothy, Pip, Poppy, Hatty, Quentin etc
>hate the base stupidity of lad culture and also the pretentious arrogance of "elite" culture
>go through uni getting drunk wasted on cheap alcohol in shitty clubs full of trashy people
>graduate and become NEET in your parent's three-bedroom house in Rochdale, spending your days waking up in your small bedroom papered with the same sports-themed wallpaper you've had since you were a kid and drinking some stale water from the ikea cup resting on your ikea bedside table as your post-remission mother shouts across the house that she's putting kettle on and if you want a cup of tea and sit in your dressing gown and cum-stained boxers staring at your shit-tier, shabby, rapidly aging, hairy reflection in the laptop screen before it loads and displays no emails from the dozens of jobs you've applied for, pretty much copying and pasting or at least repeating at length the same tacky shit about your personality and ambition and reliability and other traits you claim to possess
Also pic from local news pretty much sums up the locals feelings for sjws and islam round my area.
>>69486144
I think the main cultural norm is that in England, most (if not all) towns, villages and cities will have a centre and a huge expanse of grassy par to loiter within. This is not true of many other countries.
I love my country and being british, but it's getting increasingly hard to be a young brit.
House prices and rent are ridiculously high, whilst wages for the jobs and positions young people commonly find themselves in are not high enough to afford any sort of housing.
And things are just getting worse.
Out of all my middle class peers I can only think of one person who is able to live comfortably on what they earn. Despite most of them having actual careers and decent degrees.
>>69486067
Come here during summer.
Stick to mainly rural areas apart from the places like >>69485129 as I said.
Most of us would welcome closer ties to USA than Europe although I'm HM Forces so may well be biased.
It's going to be expensive, prepare accordingly.
Surrey's pretty comfy 2bh, plenty of nice countryside and nice houses. Also conveniently placed between London and Brighton.
My town's kinda meh though. It's always been majority white but in recent years we seem to have had even more pakis, chinks and blacks than usual. We even have a mosque now. Too many takeaways, too many charity shops, too many old people, and nothing to do. It also houses the worst secondary school in the county which I had the displeasure of attending so there's that.
It's near Gatwick though which is convenient.
> All these povs posting about urban life
Enjoy your pakis, now this is a comfy place to live
>>69486144
Also, about the club experience. Just get on the dance floor and be a creep - it won't work every time but it will work sometimes, learn to laugh at rejection.
Shit. I'd rather live in Clapistan.
>>69486890
>Surrey
>Mosque
Please tell me this isn't so?
>>69486970
But what if I get my head kicked in by white knights?
>>69485129
>the 'youll get stabbed in glasgow xD' meme
Edinburgh is a sea of chinks taking pictures of bins
>>69473488
British Geography student and climate change denier reporting in to confirm this is FACT
>>69487089
It's only a single room in an inconspicuous out of the way building, but unfortunately yes.
We also have like 6000000 churches though so it's all good
>>69486776
How does it feel to know that your sister has probably seen more paki cocks than the Lahore secondary school's official penis inspector?
>>69486776
>born into a small, shitty terraced or semi-detached house
>attend a primary school and enjoy it
>grow up supporting your local football / soccer team
>maybe find a qt gf and hold hands on the school bus
>go on holiday to Spain or Greece with your family in the summer
>become a pre-teen
>get harassed by chav normies in town
>lose mates as they begin to emulate chav normies
that was my youth. fuck those feels you gave me :(
>>69473488
>>69487224
The NUS (National Union of Students) are fucking commies with extensive no platform rules, no association rules, etc. They're basically China.
>>69486776
Can confirm this happened to me also. I got a shitty job as a pizza boy though, and I'm going back to college to learn mechanical engineering, since computing got me literally nothing.
>>69486673
And pray for our salvation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBdIHZ4TP4Y
>>69487275
One mosque is too many.
>tfw absolutely NO mosques on the Isle of Wight.
Some might say there is a bit of a "wicker man" vibe here though - although that is preferable to third world shithole vibe in my view.
>>69486776
Right in the feels
>>69487346
Her boyfriend passes for white m8
>>69487492
Literally kill yourself-tier. I live in London now where EVERY SINGLE top-quality girls lives. If you aren't "pursuing a career" you both love and which pays well you are literally not worth talking to. You are destined for mediocrity mate.
Is Yorkshire any good?
>>69487383
>tfw I WAS the chav normies who harrased you in town
It is a good feel
Who N22 here
>>69487713
Rural, Yes
Urban, No.
>>69477432
this reminds me how they nailed the typical british village in everybody's gone to the rapture. even if you hate walking simulators it's worth a go just to start at the architecture desu
>>69487658
>You are destined for mediocrity mate.
Well I knew that from an early age, and I gave up on women about 10 years ago. My entire life is going to be based around cars, since they're much cheaper than women and far more predicable.
>>69477432
>I think it's the grass
kek
>>69487485
N.U.S is a commie organisation
one of my lecturers is one of those climate change fags and did his thhesis on the EU
his entire career is built on re iterating the lies of climate change and EU legislation, careers built on lies.
we had to group up and discuss refugee crisis the other day
>why can you free up £20m to re home 2,000 refugees when 1/10 of our homeless served in the army
>why is it fair to live in an area all your live and your kid not get a school place because of shitskins
literally duped the whole class
>>69487127
i doubt it - in the club people's real reactions and desires play out. In my experience, om of 3 things will happen.
>rejection: the girl will either be nice about it or be a bitch. Best case - I have a bf tee hee! worst case - fuck off before I call security, I know one of the bouncers! (Bullshit).
>she gives you a knowing smile and grinds back against you, and your in.
>she will fuck you about - smile, then back off, dance for a minute, then fuck off - Buy me a drink anon tee hee!.
Never buy a girl a drink in a club, it sets a bad precedent and they will fuck off straight after.
>>69487879
>i was that normie middle class kid that became friends with the chavs
fuck you.class wars now.
>>69486776
Similar to this but I got lucky and live in a detached property in a part of the country that sees less rain.
>>69488226
this is established fact
this needs to be copy pasta, being a creep is super effective if all you care about is quantity not quality
>>69487658
Keep kidding yourself mate.
London is a shithole and you know it and a dirty non white johnny forgeiner is slipping it to your sister.
No matter how you spin it, thats not good.
>I live in London now where EVERY SINGLE top-quality girls lives
I very much doubt that.
>>69486776
Rochdale/Oldham is pajeet central. Over here in Mid it isn't nearly as bad.
>>69488226
>go to club
>remember I hate the music and I'd rather talk to people
>stand outside all night chatting with the smokers while girls hide in my jacket to get warm
>>69488494
I live in north Wales, not exactly trump tower but it shits on London where I am currently studying
the culture is completely gone and been completely replaced by multi cultural cosmopolitanism
I grew up in north Wales, I go back every now and then and it's like an episode of the Twilight Zone.
>>69477784
MON DOWN TO BELFAST MATE
Also for any non-Britbongs ITT these music videos represent life in 90%+ Britain:
1. Devvo: Donny Soldier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stPqr6B_zEY
2. Sleaford Mods: Tied Up In Nottz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFFWF1DnZKM
>>69488702
You dope! You are literally laying the foundations for your own cuck-shed.
'Oh anon I'm cold'
>here share my coat
'Oh anon you're so good to talk to'
>t-thanks
(Enter drunk dressed like a topman manikin)
Alright darlin' I've got a better way of keeping warm hya hya hya
'Bye anon'
>*sob*
>>69489172
try this too m80s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlIot3RRmvo
>>69469206
It's pretty damn fine, thanks.
Granted I live in a national park and blacks and muzzies seem to be afraid of greenery, so this might play a part in my happiness.
>>69488795
Im Welsh by ancestry (100% on mothers side) but i live on the isle of wight now. Had an auntie in Hollyhead and other family in llandudno but most of my welsh family are wirral & merseyside welsh who flooded over there for some reason. Theres like a massive taffy diapora there.
